"Lana, my dear Lana. How are you?"

Lana stood in a room with purple flooring. Four pots occupied the corners, and a green rug took over most of the room. However, the most important things in the room are the people who are currently standing. The White Sorceress and the Wind Mage stood face to face.

Lana was tired, but luckily Josh gave her a supply of Magic Potions. They're the only thing keeping her powers from killing her faster than it could. Like it did Cia. Lana said nothing to the Wind Mage as he gloated about his past, yadadada.

She just stood there.

"You're not listening to me, are you?"

"No."

"Well then, let me not waste your time!" Vaati began to change into a dark being, and grew larger. When he returned to color, the Wind Mage had changed a lot. He was taller and leaner, and more demonic. A huge eye like medallion hung in the middle of his robes...or was it an eye? Lana didn't know.

The large eye turn away, and more smaller eyes floated around the villain. He shot flames at Lana, and she fired her magic attacks at them and the eyes.

She bursted each eye, and attacked Vaati before he pushed her back and teleported. The mage returned the floating eyes, and they fired a beam at Lana. She was almost hit, but managed to take an eye out. Once they circled around Vaati, she fired her orbs with precision, and attacked Vaati once more.

The mage held himself in pain. "You know, that's really annoying!"

Lana winked. "Really? Happy to contribute."

Vaati returned to battle, repeating the same strategy three more times before Lana took him down. Lana stood over the villain, smiling. "Aww, who's the big guy now?"

"This is why I hate children!" Vaati caused the room to change in his anger, and now Lana stood alone in a red area with markings of eyes. Lots of them. It freaked Lana out.

"Well, you seem to have some fight in you. I commend your bravery." Vaati moved over to the center of the area, where eight squares were flashing green, and began to change. He was now a giant eyeball, which looked similar to the symbol of Impa's people. "But you will not survive this!"

Eight round objects surrounded the eye, and Vaati began to hover. Lana wondered what the squares could do, and it jogged her memory.

'Era of the Minish!'

Whipping out her bow, she fired four arrows at four objects, flipping them over and turning them red. Vaati didn't like that one bit, and purple spikes littered the room. Lana broke them, and headed for the glowing squares. She stepped on three of them.

Three faded clones appeared, and all four Lanas fired at the Wind Mage's exposed defenses, and eventually, the exposed Vaati.

'WHY ARE THOSE THINGS THERE?'

Vaati would question that as Lana would finish him minutes later. But he wasn't done. He sent them to the final battleground.

They stood face to...eye, and Vaati began to grow arms and four closed eyes appeared on his front. Sending one arm into the ground, he fired a spark towards Lana, and it landed on the flashing tiles. It moved towards her, and using her magic, Lana stopped it. She could see little doors inside, but knew she could not fit.

'Isn't there...Ah ha!'

At the top of the platform, a podium with several openings was standing. Lana ran towards it and fell in. She came out bite sized.

Making her way to the arm, she entered it and saw several eyes floating around. She waved her hand as lightning struck the ground, creating a trio of walls, and ran up towards the middle one. She flipped off and detonated the walls, taking out more enemies than she needed to destroy the arm.

Returning to normal, Lana took care of the other arm as she did above, and now faced an armless Vaati. The smaller eyes opened, and Lana created her clones. The eyes fired an orb apiece, and three of them were destroyed when it was sent back. However, they returned, and the attack was repeated with better results. Vaati was left exposed, and the Lanas blasted him.

Vaati couldn't hit Lana with the spark attack before she respawned the clones, and failed the third orb attack, and the Lanas trampled him with the cube attack.

The fourth one only claimed the two in the middle, and they regenerated. The fifth attack, after dodging several spark attacks, was Lana's golden moment as her and the clones blasted Vaati apart.

Literally.

As the scenery changed, the room became darker. Lana was confused. This wasn't Hyrule Field. She was in some dark, sinister room.

"You haven't won yet, sorceress." Vaati, still in eye form, floated into the room. He began to glow a dark blue, and a tornado formed under him.

Lana ran, trying not to be sucked up. She tried to recall the strategy used by the Hero of Light, but avoiding being sucked up was first and foremost.

'Sucked up...sucked up! That's it!"

Now it clicked. Taking out a bomb, Lana tossed it into the tornado, and it flew into the Wind Mage, but didn't explode on him, but it did after it hit the ground. She tried again, but waited for the right time before tossing the bomb.

BOOM! Bingo.

She tossed two more, and Vaati stopped the tornado. She didn't know what to do now, as Vaati had small orbs around him. If she could get in the air...

Creating a slanted wall, she ran up it and jumped into the air, but missed her attack coming down and fell into the hole in the center of the room into a cannon. She popped back into the air, and brought her feet into Vaati's giant eye. He disappeared.

Lana sensed him underneath her position, and fell into the lower level. She struck Vaati with some hits before he retreated to the upper floor.

She would miss a few more times, and Vaati would punish her for it. But nothing was more punishing than when Lana came out of the cannon, charged her attack, and landed on the Wind Mage's eye with tons of force.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vaati began to dissolve into nothing but smoke, and the Wind Mage was now finished.

And Lana didn't even drink a Magic Potion.

"Dragged me to the Water Temple, huh? Smart idea, bub."

"Hmph, I was hoping for the little Hero of Twerps, but beheading a dragon will substitute well."

You know the scene. If not, here's a quick description: Room filled with water, tree in center, and, of course, a way in and out.

Volga walked over to the lone tree, and leaned against it. "Weren't you a miniboss?"

"SHUT UP!"

"Kinda sad. You went from final boss, to pretty much miniboss, and in some cases, a palette swap for the Hero. You probably won't be in the next game."

"QUIET! I AM DARK LINK, THE HERO OF DARKNESS! YOU SHALL FALL TO MY BLADE!"

Volga reacted in time just before Dark Link swiped his sword for the dragon's head. The shadow warrior exited the tree, and stood in battle position. Volga smirked, as he thirsted for the battle.

"You're not so big either, Volga! You're just a spin-off character!"

"Hey, at least people feared me for a moment. You're just a shadow living in someone else's glory."

"ARRRRGH! I'll kill you!" Dark Link jumped forward, bringing his sword towards Volga, who blocked the blow with his spear. Volga then tried to end the battle early by aiming for the dark knight's heart(?).

"Missed." Dark Link just stood on the spear, and kicked the dragon in the face. "But don't worry. I'll not return the favor." Dark Link jumped into the air, and brought down his sword for the Ending Blow.

Volga rolled and jumped into the air. Turning into dragon form, he fired blast after blast at Dark. The villain moved fast, dodging each blast with ease. He took out a hookshot, and fired for the monsters leg.

"AAARRRGGGHHH!" The metal spike punctured a leg, and Volga dropped to the ground, groaning in pain. Dark Link licked the retracted spike, savoring the taste of blood.

"Oh, I love this. Full of iron, and some heat! And the hint of dragon, oh baby! I need more, ha ha ha!" Dark picked up the dragon man by the neck. "So sad this has to end. But at least you won't walk away from this unharmed...or even walking." Dark Link stabbed his sword into Volga's foot, which was on the same side as the injured leg. Dark then tossed him aside.

"You know, when Ganondorf attacked you and your mistress, I didn't want her to die. No, no, no. I wanted her to live. And you know why?"

Volga didn't care as he attempted to stand, and found a Red Potion. He almost had some, but a boomerang knocked it aside and it was crushed by the dark knight. "Nun uh, no cheating. Listen to me. But, as punishment..." Dark Link jumped and severely crushed the right arm of Volga, finally rendering the right extremities useless. Volga wasn't left handed either. Dark Link ignored the cries of the fallen warrior, and continued his story.

"Where was I? Oh yes. Cia, despite her ways, was in love with the Hero. I am the Hero of Darkness, she's the Dark Witch. I just wanna go out for dinner and probably see how things go." Volga remembered how Cia would summoned Dark Links to have her appetite satisfied, but having the real deal Dark Link might have been good for her. Might. "But of course, she's dead. Gone to the Sacred Realm. And you know what? I want her back. But Ganondorf and Twinrova are so fucking high and mighty on there goddesses damned pedestal! Damn it is annoying!"

"You'll be alright."

"Shut up!" Dark threw his blade into the left leg, and, unlike the right wound, the sword penetrated through the leg. Volga roared in pain, especially when Dark Link retrieved the blade. "I hate torture. I really do. I'm sorry. I'm a killer, but today, I'm not in the flipping mood! I should've ended him when I had the chance. I should've ended him when he was vulnerable. But hey, Ganondorf will fail, and the moon shall fall on his parade. Now that I think about it, it has been three days. Damn."

"Hey."

"What do you want, weakling?"

"Stop."

"What?"

"Ralph Time."

BAM!

"Can't touch that!"

"You can't handle us!"

Dark Link flew across the room, and hit a quartet of swords. The four swords began to engulfed and attempted to cut him into shreds.

"Looks like someone needs to clean their mouth."

When the attack receded, arrows pelted the shadow, and his efforts to protect himself were futile.

Volga was joined by Pipit, Ralph, Colin, Malon, and Karene, who gave him a potion. It healed his damaged extremities, and he stood among his allies, facing the angry Dark Link.

"Pathetic. Ganging up on me, what weakness. You're cowards! The sky shall crush you and grind your bodies into dust! But before that happens...I'll kill you myself. One. At. A. Time." He raised his sword skyward, and brought it into the ground hard. The waters receded, and a building rose from the ground. And it lowered around them as well. The two parts connected, and Volga realized he was alone.

"Hahaha, welcome to my temple. It will be your last location, your last battle, and where you will die!"

Volga claimed his spear in his hand. "Incorrect. It will be your final fight!" Volga deeply took a breath in and blew fire at the shadow, scorching him.

First hit.

"Damn you, dragon!"

They fought for a few minutes, neither gaining the upper. Volga didn't know how the shadow was keeping up. Volga was stronger, and if Dark Link is everything like Link except personality and affiliation, how is it that neither are hitting each other. It would make sense if they fought the same style, but...wait a minute. Dark Link had a spear as well. How did it pass Volga that his opponent was using the same weapon?

'Nice trick, but he's struggling to fight with an unfamiliar weapon, despite his skills keeping up the battle.'

Volga switched tactics. Instead of being on the offensive, he went on the defensive. He made that obvious as well.

And Dark Link fell for it.

Volga flipped backwards as Dark thrusted forward, and the Dragon Knight flew towards the shadow, changing his hands into claws and swiping them at Dark Link.

Second hit.

The shadow fell against the left wall, and Volga scorched the shadow again.

Third hit.

Dark Link screamed in anger and pain, his blood red eyes shining like rubies. Volga didn't care. Turning back into the dragon, he fired a blast at Dark Link.

BOOM! Fourth hit.

Volga twirled as he flew down, creating a huge blast that scorched the entire room.

Fifth hit.

Volga returned to human form, and walked over to the weakened Hero of Darkness.

"Happy, Volga?"

"Very." Volga rammed the spear into the stomach of the shadow.

Sixth hit.

"That's for you dragging me from peace."

Seventh hit. Right to the chest.

"That's for Cia, Lana, and the Hyrule Warriors."

"Heh heh heh, stab me in the head. Do it. It doesn't matter now. You won't win! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN, HAHAHAHAHA!"

Volga aimed for the shadow's head, and made his move.

"Well, that was fun. Everyone ok?"

The Gerudo King and most of his allies were in the Castle Keep, returned home after their trip across time.

"We're good, Joshua. But look at the castle!" Everyone turned around and saw the giant sword implanted in the castle rise out of it, and go poof.

"Impa?"

"WE DID IT! We have taken Ganondorf's power! Now Link... and I guess Zelda can finish him!" She turned to her friends. "Everyone except Josh, Lana and I, find troops and claim the castle. We'll finish out here." The other warriors left, and the heroes of the present stood inside, waiting for Link and Zelda to return. The castle captured their attention, as the symbol of Hyrule's power and might stood free before them.

Josh looked at his favorite ally. "We're going to win, Lana."

"Yes." She hugged her best friend. "We're going to win."

"You're alright?"

She winked. "Definitely."

Midna walked over to Impa and elbowed her. "Can you feel the love tonight, tonight, Impa?"

"Definitely."

Josh looked out the corner of his eyes and smiled at the Twilight Princess. "Shut up Midna. Your boyfriend is dead. Worry about him."

"Gerudo!" The four turned away from the castle, and saw something they wanted ten months ago.

"Volga!" The Gerudo King ran towards the fallen warrior, followed by his friends. Volga's mouth and chest were covered in blood. "Volga, talk to me!"

The Dragon Knight pointed up. "Thank you...for a second chance. Now... I finally get the peace I deserved 500 years ago." He looked at the king, and smiled. "Win this for Hyrule...Hyrule Warriors..."

The Dragon Knight was truly dead.