Mewtwo woke up to the sound of R.O.B. playing MLG horns. "What in the name of Lugia are you doing…?" Mewtwo asked harshly. R.O.B. turned off the MLG horns, before turning to Mewtwo. "Simply recreating the practical exercises of modern day stereotypical pop culture." Mewtwo blinked, then walked away, unaware of the chaotic stupidity about to follow…
Mario was sitting on the floor, doing a search on Google. Mewtwo couldn't help but notice, asking the plumber, "What's up?" The plumber turned his head, before responding, "According to some-a sources, I'm-a even more popular than a Mickey Mouse!" Mewtwo went blank-faced, before screaming, "WHAT IS WITH THE FUTILE NATURE OF POP CULTURE!?" Mario shrugged, as a text bubble appeared over his head, stating,"IDK"
Mewtwo left before he could blow up the universe. The will of pop culture, however, refused to leave him be just yet, and he ran into Mega Man. Everyone around the mansion knew at this point that the Blue Bomber was turning into a memelord. Mewtwo, feeling desperate, asked, "What's the deal with pop culture?" Mega Man put on some shades, and the scene went monochrome…
"Popular culture," Mega Man began,"Is the manifestation of man's desires. We have progressed since our development in the world, but as our civilization continues to grow, we still seek satisfaction. As such, we give the modern day an artistic twist, giving it both the dedication and demand of society!" Mega Man's hand was in a salute, and an American Flag waved behind him.
Mewtwo promptly hovered away at this explanation. The Mii Gunner quickly gave chase. "Hey, Mewtwo!" she began,"What Pokémon GO team are you on?" Mewtwo shrugged, stating, "Not Team Instinct." "But Mewtwo!..." Gunner's face turned into the face of a boss, "Team Instinct has expert memelords."
The psychic Pokémon warped away from the sound of smartphone desperation. He didn't expect to see Sans [from Undertale] throwing Shulk all around the room, Ness simply spectating. "Have...mercy…" Shulk begged to the skeleton, "It was just… a joke…" "nope," stated Sans, as he quickly Gaster-Blasted Shulk into unconsciousness, screaming,"geeeeettt dunked on!"
Sans turned to Ness, commenting,"that kid was asking for a bad time. doesn't he know that game theory is sometimes trash?" Sans warped away, leaving Ness to blankly state,"...okay…" Ness then noticed Mewtwo, and the young psychic's face begged for explanation. All Mewtwo could do was shrug, muttering,"IDK…"
"GRENIN!" cried Greninja, as a green flash crashed through the mansion wall and into the stratosphere. "What was that?" asked Lucario, conveniently arriving at the same time as Mewtwo. Greninja swished his tongue back and forth, before answering,"Dat Boi…" Mewtwo quickly warped out of the room, while Lucario flatly muttered, "See you at dinner." Greninja shrugged, and vanished into the shadows.
Because Pit was both innocent and oblivious, "dinner" that night was car-decorated Pop Tarts and saltwater. Mewtwo ate his dinner very, very slowly. Pikachu looked worried for Mewtwo, asking,"Are you okay…?" The legendary psychic Pokémon patted Pikachu's head, before standing up and attracting the other Smashers' attention. "Get rekt," he whispered, simultaneously dabbing and causing the Smashers to faint.
… Oh, Mewtwo…
P.S. I'm Baaaack!-MathewtonSmashBrawler