-Mario started a chat room
Mario: Rise and-a shine, Smashers!
-Bowser joined the chat room
Bowser: I'm trying to sleep here!
Mario: Does it look like I care, Bowser? Three new DLC characters are gonna be-a revealed today!
-Link, Peach, and Zelda joined the chat room
Link: I. Am. PUMPED!
Zelda: Calm down, sweetie.
Peach: I'm ready!
-Brawler joined the chat room
Brawler: Watch this, guys! Type Type Type…
-... O_O
Mario: What?
Peach: Hmm?
Link: What just happened?
Zelda: Brawler, if you messed up the system…
Bowser: Did you corrupt the chat room!?
Brawler: Wait for it… in 3… 2… 1…
-...Somehow...Everyone Else joined the chat room
Luigi: Let's-a go!
Mario: How…?
Gunner: I'm his sister. I may have taught him a few things… :-)
Bowser Jr.: -_-
Bowser: Boi….
Brawler: Let the new DLC be unveiled!
Marth: First trailer! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG…
Lucina: Calm down, Marth. Sheesh.
Robin: You're embarrassing yourself.
Ike: Quiet scrubs, tHe PoWeR oF hYpE cOmPeLs Yo-
-Swordfighter knocked Ike out of this particular chat room
Swordfighter: Who's glad I did that?
Marth, Lucina, and Robin: Raises hands.
Ike: NoT gOnE yEt!
Female Robin: Oh boy…
Swordfighter: Trailer's starting!
Link: Yasss!
-The trailer has started
Marth:... I will win!
Robin: Oh no you don't!
Ike: I fight for my friends!
Lucina and Female Robin: Could be a close call…
Shulk: A vision!
Pit: Huh? What do you see?
Shulk:...
Dark Pit: Uh… Shulk?
Shulk: Watch out for the fire wall!
Lucina: Uh, what fir- oh…
Ike: NeWcOmEr! LET'S GO!
Robin: Who is it?
Marth: "I've returned at last…"
Female Robin: Wut.
-Roy Seals the Deal!
Sheik:...OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD…-ESSES…!
Ike: Holy fire!
Lucina: Another Marth!? Great…
Robin: Why are you complaining?
Link: He's from Melee, if I'm not mistaken…
Roy: Yup.
Marth:... WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!?
-Roy joined the chat room incognito
Female Robin: Why doesn't that make sense?
Sheik: Scoffs Who cares. Roy's just a scrub.
Zelda: Sheik!
Pit: That's not very nice!
Marth:...
Lucina: Marth?
-Marth has logged off the chat room for vengeance
Link: Sheik, run.
Sheik: Please. Do you truly believe that he could hurt m-
Robin and Female Robin: RUN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!
Ike: They're not joking.
Roy: Even I know you'd better listen.
Sheik: Why…? Oh no Marth WHYYOUBETRYINGTOSTABMEWITH YOUR FAL-!
Everyone:...
Zelda: Sheik?
-Sheik is trying to save herself from Marth
Dark Pit: Sheik, no!
-Dark Pit has logged off to save his beloved
Pit: Palutena help us…
Palutena: No can do, my angel…
Roy: Anyway… Did I miss anything?
Lucina: Other than some of the Smashers saving our world from a void known as Subspace, settling into the mansion for the fourth time, dealing with shenanigans, and welcoming newcomers?
Roy:...One, so that's a yes? And two, who are you?
Ike: Meet Lucina, descendant of Marth.
Roy: Was I gone that long!?
Robin: Nah. I've learned that this place LOVES to mess with space time.
Roy: Oh yeah, forgot since Melee.
Link:... What's up with Female Robin?
Female Robin: … Blushing… Hubba-hubba…
Robin: Oh no…
Lucina: Don't tell me.
Swordfighter: This is either really good, or really bad…
Ike: Isn't it always?
Marth: Ouch… never mess with an angel and his love interest…
Link and Zelda: ARE YOU EVEN SEEING THIS!?
Marth: ….Okay…
Roy: Should I run?
-Female Robin logged off to take her true love
Marth, Ike, Lucina, and Robin: RUN!
Roy: Don't have to tell me twice!
-Roy logged off to save his hide
Female Robin: Come to me, SENPAI!
Ness: Trailer Number Two!
Toon Link: Did you guys see the chat room for the Roy's trailer?
Villager: Glares at Toon Link
Toon Link: Never mind…
Kirby: Oh, look! The trailer's starting!
-The trailer has started
Ness:...Sobs in the corner.
Kirby: Poor Ness…
Pikachu: Buff up, kid! It's not that ba-
Toon Link: OUCH! Wario, why?
Ness: Great. Now Bowser is about to pummel me…
Jigglypuff: How about a song?
Pink Villager: Now Jigglypuff… Wait, why'd the screen go black?
Ness:..."PK Fire?"
Diddy Kong: Could it be?
Toon Link: No. Way.
-Lucas Comes Out of Nowhere!
Ness: Thank you, Sakurai… Wipes away a tear.
Lucas: Thanks, buddy!
Toon Link: W-w-wha…?
-Lucas joined the chat room
Diddy Kong: Long time no see, old friend.
Lucas: Heh...I almost thought I wouldn't make it…
Ness: Well you're here now! Let's get some ramen!
-Ness and Lucas logged off to get grub
Toon Link and Diddy Kong: This reminds me so much of Brawl. Sigh… The good old days…
Kirby: The one time I swallowed a Dedede button… and it saved my life…
Peach: Did I miss Lucas?
Toon Link: Sorry. He and Ness left to get Ramen.
Diddy Kong: The good old days…
Peach: I'll just cut them off at the kitchen, then!
-Peach logged off to catch Lucas
Pikachu: What is it with ladies and cute?
Toon Link: Shrug
-Diddy Kong and Toon Link logged off to prevent a cute-astrophe…
Gunner: Chuckle...Kids...
Little Mac: Last DLC Character trailer!
Brawler: I hear this one's a newcomer!
Captain Falcon: FALCON YES!
Bowser:...No.
Fox: Oh, here we go!
-The trailer has started
Link: What's with the dramatic lighting in the darkness?
Mario: Beats-a me.
Luigi: "I'm looking…"
Samus: Why are Fox, Link, and I there?
Roy: And on a Fire Emblem stage, no less!
Captain Falcon: "For a…"
Lucas: Looking for what?
Mega Man: Reveal yourself already!
Everyone:...
Little Mac: "Challenge."
Mega Man: What the hadouken!?
Pac Man: Too…many…notable…mascots… faints
-Here Comes A New Challenger! Ryu!
Mega Man: Capcom just leveled out the playing field, son!
-Ryu joined the chat room
Ryu: Who thinks they're ready to face me?
-Captain Falcon logged off to prove his manliness
Brawler: Facepalm This won't end well… for the Captain.
Dr. Mario: I'll get the emergency kit…
Little Mac: In the meantime…
-Little Mac logged off to challenge Brawler
Brawler: Oh no.
Mega Man: Looks like some people will be busy!
Ryu & Brawler: Sighs...Activate Smash Glow...We'll make this quick...
-Ryu & Brawler logged off to fight an epic(ish) showdown
Everyone:...
King Dedede: Bets, anyone?
Brawler: I've been waiting for this!
Swordfighter: New Mii Fighters? Let's go!
Skull Kid: Hehehe...new friends…
Dunban: New faces might lighten up the place even MORE…
Gunner & Proto Man: NO MORE TALKING! The trailer's starting!
-The trailer has started
Mega Man, Mega Man X, and Proto Man:...
Ryu: Capcom's starting to reek of conspiracy…
Pac-Man: It'S tOo MuCh!
Mega Man: ? Great…
Mega Man X: At least Zero's coming…
Villagers:...ISABELLE!
King Dedede: We need more help around this mansion!
Toon Link: I'm pretty sure she's reserved for the kids.
King Dedede:...
Greninja: Inklings!
Link: Do they have names?
Samus: Sure! The orange female Inkling is named Inky…
ZS Samus: ...the blue male Inkling is Inked…
Yoshi: ...and the green squid Inkling is Slippy!
Fox:...
Falco: I doubt the pun was intended, Fox… maybe.
Sonic: Sega!
Wii Fit Trainer: Hmmm… Jacky looks kind of slick…
Male Wii Fit Trainer: Why does Akira look blocky?
Donkey Kong: Retro gimmick, duh.
Pac-Man: Bandi-Namco!?
Ryu: Tekken!?
Palutena: He seems to be in his prime…
Pit: His power level is OvEr NiN-
Dark Pit: Nope…
-Pit was slapped out of the chat room
Brawler: Aw man, it's over…
Gunner: So's the chat room, and this chapter.
Swordfighter & Everyone Else: Wait, what?
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-End of chat room. Good day. :-)