Little author notes about so much.

Ownership Disclaimer: Glee? Oh come on, not mine. I read Klaine, beta Klaine, breathe and just love Klaine. And finally they're shacked up.

Song/music choice: Really, do I need one.

And: I'd be tickled pink if you like my words. Please review? It's really important for personal growth and blah di blah. Actually, I'm so happy, 'cause so many eyes peeking at my words (first I wrote junk, but then I changed it).

Dedication: For those hunnies who just don't know how to cook, but we eat it any how, 'cause we're so lazy to not cook for ourselves. Also for people with a sense of humour, this one is really for you too.

Warning: Unclean dishes and uncooked food, can lead to a little upset tummy. I suggest having a bucket nearby if you have a weak stomach for certain words of imagination. Oh and tissues for water leaking from your eyes, if you find anything sad or like truly FUNNYY!

~ S5 ep 14, Blaine Can Cook! ~

Despite the lumps of flour in the pancakes, Kurt smiled wide while Blaine watched him eat the pancakes. The pancakes that he'd made from scratch.

Kurt coughs up a dust of uncooked flour. "Hmmm, these are so lovely and yummy, hmmm really yummy!"

Head on his fist, smiling wider as his hunny eats another batch of home cooking. "Hold on!" Blaine reaches over and pulls out a little more egg shell. "There you go, enjoy."

"I'm a little full, to tell you the truth."

"Okay, well I'll get you your orange juice."

Oh God help me! Thinks Kurt.

He takes a little sip of the home made orange juice. "How many oranges did you use today?"

"Oh, umm, about eight." Encouraging Kurt to drink up. "Do you like it?"

"Well, it certainly isn't as salty as yesterday's."

"No, I didn't put any in today."

~ interlude with delightful Klaine singing, Klaine dancing, Klaine moosh moments ~

So who's hungry? Hungry for living.

These days, are always the best. These moments when LOVE is all encompassing, totally intoxicating, there doesn't seem to be anything else worth living for. Except lots and lots of Klaine kisses and hugs and moosh, and did anyone else notice Blaine had socks on?

YES HE DID!

It is so important though, to keep reality in check, in perspective.

Otherwise, a lapse moment and you could be taken advantage of. Taken advantage by the devil in disguise, or lose opportunities so rare like diamonds.

Or maybe a little Blaine taking advantage of Kurt, while sooking on the sofa of how crowded he is with living together. Honestly what does he think will happen when they get married? It won't be like Miss Pillsbury and Ken Tenaka (yuck! Sorry for that piece of imagery. Feel free to grab that bucket.)

Of course, every moment he can Blaine takes advantage of making out with Kurt. They'd been apart for so many months.

~ advantage – Klaine ~

Kurt's just come home from school. He managed to leave class early and have the teacher ask Blaine to stay back for something.

Yay, a breather moment for Kurt!

He throws his jacket on the sofa, kicks his shoes off. Pours himself a much needed relaxing glass of straight vodka, unable to even think of orange juice now.

He flops on the sofa, a delightful mouthful of drink, swishes around his teeth and feels the flavour, more than taste it, roll over his tongue, then he swallows. Feels the drink heat him up, as it goes downward. Hmmmm nice! One more and one more again.

Soon the last class is playing in his mind. The teacher has the class performing mimes. Kurt looks to the chair, and his blue puppet is looking back at him. Smiling, mimicking his exact moves.

"You, you copy cat!"

"Blue, blue khop khat!"

Kurt wipes the spray off his face. "Ugh!"

"UGH!"

"What the hey?"

"WHAT? WAT A HAYYYY?"

"There's more than four sides to this box Blaine?"

"A BOX HAS SIX SIDES KURRRRRTTTTTTAAAA!"

"I finks, I finks I'm a little rdunk, blue may!"

The blue puppet leans his little blue head on his little blue hand. Then he jumps off up, hops over to Kurt, hops up onto his lap, gives him a big brother hug, puts a hand on either side of his head, and blows a raspberry at him.

Kurt, oh so slowly, really, really, s.l.o.w.l.y, leans over to the sofa, where everyone would be sitting. Then on hands and knees, he walks himself down the other end of the sofa, looks back where he started, crawls into a ball, closes his eyes, and waits for the room to stop spinning.

~ been there, done that ~

Kurt wakes to the sound of Blaine cooking and mucking around with another kitchen appliance.

Honestly, I've got to take his credit cards away and deprive him of money!

Thinking hard, really hurts, like really, r.e.a.l.l.y hurts!

During his sleep he thought he heard Blaine arguing with Elliott. Somehow Kurt's got to thinking that Elliott should try out for a new movie role. Yes! He's certain, Elliott should try out for the role of Edward Cullen. Edward is a main male love interest, and is a vampire!

"Elliott!" Ow, it hurts to talk, worse than thinking.

Blaine rushes to Kurt's side. "Kurt are you alright, would you like me to cook something for you?"

Oh God! No, no more candles.

" E.l.l.i.o.t.t !"

"Kurt, you sound like ET!"

Kurt opens his adorable eyes, and looks into Blaine's adorable eyes. They sit there blinking their adorable eyes at one another.

"Bambie!"

"No I'm Blaine."

"Bambie, I cried when the hunters shot your mummy!..."

From Blaine "Oh KUUURRRRTTTT!"