Friendship-ISN'T magic? ch. 8
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper groaned as he awoke from bed...he looks around...and sees his room...and sighs. "What was I thinking? Of course it was a dream- A resigned Dipper pulls something out of his nightstand and walks over to open the windows to see if Mable is outside -I mean really? A I magically brought an entire city to a land of 'magical talking ponies'? Sheesh, Mable is right. I am nut-
And then he opens the drapes...and a world of sunshine, happiness, wonder, magic, and most important PONIES! -Came flooding into the room.
Dipper smiled, let a joy he'd long given up on fill his heart, put the revolver back in his nightstand, and ran out to embrace this wonderful new day!
Dipper bursts out the shack front door and breaths in the smell of a new day-
(Music starts)
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Grunkle Stan who'd been lounging, groaned. 'Seriously? Spontaneous music and choreography...great, that won't get annoying fast." He said sarcastically.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Naturally, an excited Dipper ignored him and ran off to see his friends, he had much to do! Thankfully, he'd been planning this day for years!
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Twilight's eye's widened at the large wheelbarrow full of books in front of her; human history, math, physics, folklore, philosophy literature...all copies of what Dipper had...and he was giving them all to her!
Twilight squealed in delight a she jumped onto Dipper to give him a hug. She turns to Spike, "Get all the books inside Spike!. Once I come back it'll take days to reorganize the whole library to fit these new books! I CAN'T WAIT!" She shouted excitedly.
Spike groaned, and he had to cover his ears when an eager Dipper offered to help with that and Twilight's squeal of delight shattered glass-
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
"Oh, my! These are what humans wear?!" Exclaimed Rarity Excited as Dipper gave him an obscenely large amount of human fashion magazines "Yeah, I figured you'd get a kick out of them." Said Dipper with a smile. "Oh! This is very retro!" She says as she looks at some swinging twenty designs...and this! How very Avant-garde!" She shouts as she sees some steam-punk designs. "I- I have so many new ideas! Where do i even begin!?" "Well, wherever you start. I'll help you." Offered Dipper. This took Rarity back. "YOU want to help me...but your a guy!" She asks confused. Dipper shrugs, "So? This is important to you. And that means it's important to me- He had to cover his ears as Rarity squealed in delight-
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Both Twilight and Rarity happily trotted along behind Dipper as they walked through Ponyville...singing-
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
"I must say, I've never sung a song quite like this before!" Exclaimed Rarity mystified. "It's actually a very popular song on earth", explained Dipper. "You don't say..."
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
"What do you think? Like anything you see?" Asked dipper as he showed Rainbow dash various sports magazines and equipment. Rainbow Dash looked them over intently, "Huh...well this...'hockey' looks interesting...Caber Toss seems like more something Applejack might like..but I'd be willing to give it a shot I guess...but why do you have... 'surfing' highlighted...and why did you bring this book?" Asked Dash as she held up the completely fictional kids book...'Qudditch through the ages'...
Dipper just smiled...
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
"WOO-WHOOO! THIS IS AWESOME!" Shouted Rainbow dash as she wore rainbow swimtrunks as she used the surfboard Dipper had custom made for her back on earth to shred through the cloud waves...
Meanwhile, Twilight was busy below enchanting 4 balls to act similar to the harry potter book that Dipper had given him, "This will be a HUGE hit for the Pegasus!...although we might need to rethink the golden snitch a bit...make it less of a gamebreaker..." She added thoughtfully...
Hey now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play-
-Sang Rarity, Twilight, Dash as they trotted behind Dipper as they walked through Ponyville-
-Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Dipper sighed warily, With every once of my being..."I know I'm going to regret this...But Pinkie, here's something we humans liked to call...a videogame." He hands Pinkie a controller...and all of Ponyville did shiver...fortunately it was cancelled out by the good feeling of Dipper giving Fluttershy advanced veterinarian medical equipment...and the portable generator to power them.
(Go for the moon)
(Go for the moon)
-and in conclusion, with the building of this aqueduct-based irrigation system...Apple acres will make more apples the ever before! At half the price and labor!" Explained Dipper to the stunned Apple family...
(Go for the moon)
(Go for the moon)
Once more, now all the Main-six were singing happily while trotting behind the equally happy Dipper on the road
Hey now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold...
"Between two groups of people who want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds, I see no remedy but force. -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.? Huh, wonder what that means?" Thinks Twilight to herself as she reads a passage of one of the books Dipper gave her as she trots with him an the girls.
Pinkie giggled as she gave everyone a group hug, "All of us together again, it's a HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL!"
CRASH!
"Why didn't you listen to the taxi pony's sempaphore!?" "What are you talking about!? Why didn't you use turn signals!?" "What's a turn signal!?" Shouted the pony and human over the wrecked remains of their carriage and car respectively...
Dipper sighed, as he looked at his watch. "Well, the good times lasted longer then I thought they would...that's something." He turns to pinkie, "First lesson: how NOT to jinx your friends...I got a feeling we got some Looong days ahead..." Once more...no one noticed the small quake emanating from the Gravity falls forest...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: the song is 'All-star' by 'Smash Mouth'
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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