[Author's Note: I implemented a time skip. At this point, all Smashers and Mii Fighter Costumes (and me) have taken up residence in the Smash Mansion. With that said… enjoy… :-) ]

Brawler and MSB were at it again.

Ever since the author inexplicably arrived at the Smash Mansion, the two had been butting heads at nearly every other opportunity! At the beach (the hurricane they created was quite a show), the kitchen (poor Luigi and Palutena cleaned the whole thing… also Pit…), during the night (they kept claiming "sleepwalking"), it was too much! Unfortunately, even though it had irked most of the Smashers, one in particular was a bit peeved…

Bayonetta was sick of hearing pummeling fists every second of every day. Luckily, it just so happened the two were currently duking it out in the gym. Bayonetta was wearing her red attire that day (from the original Bayonetta games), as she took out her Scarbarough Fair guns. Only, she set them to *ahem* FINAL SMASH PAIN. She took aim at the two brawlers. It was only a matter of time...

Brawler and MSB's punches and kicks kept canceling each other out. Sure, Brawler could be flattered that the basically omniscient entity chose to manifest himself in HIS image, but common sense wasn't on his mind at the moment. Survival of the fittest, while not his dominant mindset, was still there nonetheless! The brawlers kept throwing blows, but for some reason MSB looked to the side. His eyes widened. Brawler didn't care, this was his chance to win the match! He tried throwing an Explosive Sidekick, but MSB dodged it and… swerved right in front of him? What was he doing? Of course, then he heard a gunshot…

BLAM!

MSB was unconscious as he flung out of the mansion. The Smashers watched in horror as he flew out into the unknown, while Bayonetta simply smirked, and began to walk away. She wished she could have shot BOTH of the brawlers, but you get what you get. Brawler. Was. InFuRiAtEd! Not only did Bayonetta take out MSB, but she took him out during another match… from a distance… with a WEAPON. The nerve of her! He needed a plan.

Elsewhere, MSB was flying high into the atmosphere, mere seconds away from leaving it. Why did this have to happen to him. More importantly, why the heck did he even write this!? It didn't matter. Based on the speed and force he was flung out of the mansion with, he probably wouldn't get shot out of Earth's gravitational field. That meant he was going to land right back on Earth… even better, the Smash Mansion. But what would he do in the meantime? … He pulled out his phone, plugged in his headphones, and began listening to Nightcore.

Corrin (Female) was trying to get Bayonetta to apologize.

After the whole gymnasium fiasco, Brawler had reason to believe (but was completely stupid for believing) that this was an act against characters that didn't use weapons. Maybe he truly believed that, maybe he was just blinded from the craving for revenge. Who knows? Regardless, other Smashers began to see his reasoning. Already, Brawler had gained the following of all the other [technically] Mii Brawlers (Jacky, Akira, the like), Bowser, Sonic, Ryu, Donkey Kong, heck, even Mario! So naturally, our good friend Corrin was trying to reason with her fellow Smasher. Even Little Mac, who had not gone to Brawler's side yet, was attempting to aid in this remedy, so as to prevent a full blown Smasher war from occurring.

Of course, at this point, our beloved author MSB had just exited the atmosphere, and subsequently broke the sound barrier. BOOM!

Corrin accidently lost her footing due to the sonic boom, which was powerful enough to rattle the mansion, of all things! She stumbled forward, and accidentally slashed her Omega Yato blade in a vain attempt to cushion the fall. Unfortunately, she neglected to recall that Little Mac was in front of her, and the blade slashed through his black sleeveless shirt (but not his skin… for reasons) and sent him colliding into the wall.

As if things couldn't get any worse, Captain Falcon of all people saw the thing!

The Captain was on Brawler's side, but as far as he was concerned, this was epic mayhem waiting for him to escalate it. "HOW DARE YOU!" he yelled loud enough for the entire mansion to hear. Little Mac managed to croak, "I-it was-s-s an accident. Sh-sh-she m-meant no… harm…" The Captain smacked him in the face, and continued by saying: "AND HER SWORD HAS BEWITCHED HIM!" "Alright, buddy. Cool it," said Corrin (Male), defensively holding on to his female counterpart. "Oh puh-lease, you're only defending her because SHE has a weapon and YOU. HAVE. A…" Captain Falcon tiptoed up to male Corrin, and whispered in his ear, "...weapon." The Smasher had enclosed the two in a mob pit, effectively "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!"-ing after Captain Falcon's "roast." They began to yell "FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!" their eyes glazed with the creepy desire for blood. "I won't participate in this madness!" defied Corrin. "Oh, just because you're too wimpy without your WEAPON?" The crowd's yells got louder. "SILENCE, KNAVE!" Corrin yelled. The Captain was SERIOUSLY pushing it. Captain Falcon shrugged; "Fine, then. Don't fight me. Fight HIM!" He pointed to Donkey Kong, and the ape immediately lunged for the Prince of Hoshido/Nohr. Corrin didn't raise his sword. If it took a smack to the face from some crazy ape, so be it! Unfortunately, some people were to blind to realize that. "BACKSLASH!" Shulk cried, knocking the ape aside.

Quoting a majority of tsunderes from anime and manga: "BAKA!"

MSB could already sense the Smashers were getting worked up. Luckily, his course of flight would be ending soon. He just needed to hope he would make it in time.

The conflict between weapon and non-weapon wielding Smashers had exceeded all boundaries. On one side of the mansion, Brawler was at the head of his force. Bayonetta lead her's on the other side. Only Corrin (Female and Male), Little Mac, and Mario (he saw the truth eventually) had escaped, "disappearing" several moments before the standoff. Bayonetta stood confidently. Mii Brawler stood in a fighting stance. There was silence.

-Meanwhile, Elsewhere In The Mansion, Mario Accidentally Dropped His Hat…

The two sides charged. Both were powerful forces, possibly able to destroy the planet with minimal effort. Of course, at least in this reality… there was one being just as strong. And you'd never guess where he was.

CRASH!

The Smashers turned their heads to see MSB crashing through the Smash Mansion wall. He looked like he was ready to pound something, and wouldn't you know it? On the way down, he punched Bayonetta's face with his right fist and Brawler with his left. "I Am The One" played in the background, as the Smashers were blown back from the sheer amount of hype MSB had created. He was a ROAST GOD.

When Bayonetta and Brawler came to, the mansion was back to its former normalcy. MSB stood above them, a look of disappointment on his face. "Our rivalry ends in a draw," he proclaimed to Brawler, who bit back his grim disappointment. "No trying to solve issues with rash and inhumane options!" he told Bayonetta, who tried giving an eye roll but ultimately nodded her head. "Oh! One more thing…" Both of the Smashers looked down, expecting a hardcore punishment. Instead, to their surprise and confusion, he pulled out a water bottle. Then, he flipped it straight towards Captain Falcon. The water bottle hit the Captain directly in the lips, completely making a fool out of him, as it continued its ascension elsewhere. Meanwhile, MSB yelled, "Don't be an idiot, or face the wrath of JOHN CENA!" He then tackled the Captain so hard, he broke the mansion wall that Master Hand just finished building. As the author continued pummeling the Captain into the sunset, the water bottle landed perfectly on its bottom.

The Smashers were once again in awe if the ROAST GOD in their midst…

Author's Note: I'm back, baby. (Put's on shades. *Le MLG Horns*) :-)