I wish I could say; that I apprehended Deadpool right there and then. That I had done my everything to pummel him down and call for back up, had even stopped him from ever hurting people again, but... I guess life isn't what it should be, as I thrust my big fat...

"Deadpool! Stop narrating lies!" Peter Parker blushed immensely. Even the cop beside him could hardly contain his laughter/disgust.

"Never you mind, Spiderman..."

He scolded, "Spiderman?"

"He gets it!" I pointed to the cop that slanted over and puked. "Yeah! I know what he's watching." I called out as I was pushed into the patrol car and went to jail on four counts of manslaughter.

What? Are you disappointed? Do you think this is the end? Well... you wish!