Kaoru was thinking.
No big surprise in that one, he was always thinking, whether it was about himself, about school, about the club, about his brother. Though his thoughts seemed to be centering around mostly about his brother nowadays.. And what he was going to do with him, and what he should do.
He promised him a few days ago that he wouldn't interfere with his love life anymore, and usually Kaoru would stick to his promises and just leave it at that..
Though this time was much more complicated, and much more serious than them killing their pet gold-fish when they were little and promised to themselves not to tell the maids it was them.
They were so cute.
But lets be real with ourselves here, this is Hikaru's love life... His love life. He can't simply let his poor Hikaru run himself into the ground, he loved his brother and with the way he was being he would never, ever get a girlfriend, even if his life depended on it.
Hikaru's a nice person, honestly.. He just doesn't show his true side to just anyone, and keeps himself to himself when it counts.. He was rude, and impulsive but that's just how he is.. Girls nowadays aren't that into bad boys anymore, and concentrate more on the Tamaki types of guys.
He was childish and inconsiderate at the worse of times, stubborn as a mule and down right immature. . Girls aren't attracted to that kind of person, no offence. . Isn't t obviously that's why the fangirls don't hag around just one of them? but the two of them because they rather watch them be lovely dovely on themselves then have one be lovely dovely on them?
It's because they don't like the way he acts DUH! how in the hell is he suppose to get a girlfriend, (and he says he can) when no one will give him the time of day if he isn't with his twin.
Well actually, there are a few reason, one, because they can't tell them apart, and down want to be rude if they get it wrong, so better safe than sorry to just say you guys other than their separate names.
Reason two! It was because Hikaru was a jerk when all alone.
And no body wants to be around that!
"..."
Except Haruhi.
Haruhi was different from all the other girls, he didn't know what it was about her that made her better.. It would be weird to just say that he liked her just because she could tell them apart. . Cause it wasn't just that.. His Brother liked her way more the he did, but why?
Why did his brother like her? was it just because that she could tell them apart? or was it something deeper then that? was it the way her eyes sparkle cutely when ever she sees fancy food that she obviously can't afford.. or the way she says things that you obviously need to hear, at the exact time they need to be said.
Hikaru had told his many times before that he was perfectly capable of finding his own girlfriend.. But if he is so capable than why does he only look at her, and no other girl. . It was almost like he was blind of their existence.. Even if they were blind to him as well.
It wasn't that Hikaru was foul looking, being his identical twin, it was easy to say that his brother had drop dead gorgeous looks.. Which was one of the reasons girls actually give him the time of day.
And whether he agreed or not. Hikaru needed help. Badly.
And being the nice, selfless twin he is; Kaoru was going to help him with no charge at all.
Baby brother Hikaru, I'm coming~!
Well, actually he was the baby brother, but you get what he means.
Kaoru giggled evilly as he tiptoed across the hallway, away from everything he was doing, and went to retrieve everything he needed from his locker:
A string.
No, not just any string, a light blue string that was almost as thick as his thumb. And was about ten feet long.. It was perfect for what he was doing.. He was all alone on this task, no one was helping him, which was fine, when it came to things about his brother, he preferred to do things on his own.
Simply because people would just judge his awesome ideas, and tell him that everything he would try, would not work..
Which was a darn lie, everything he does comes out no less successful.. Everything he does is just down right brilliant.
They were just jerks.
Even if they hadn't even said anything.
Biting his lip down hard as he practically crept around the corner of one of the columns that were in the schools large hallway under the long large staircase.. Knowing Haruhi's schedule exact, and utterly after copying it on to another piece of paper, and from knowing her for almost two years and knowing what she does everyday at school.
She go's to class A,
Then will go to the library to eat her bento while everyone's at the main large cafeteria eating all their expensive food,
Then to the other classes she's in that they were apart of, but should be.
Then to the host club, (they were just there)
Then she'll come down these stairs, and walk past this hall way to the library again before going home.
The staircase Kaoru was hiding under, and the hall he was on, waiting for her to appear.. He had to hand it to himself. He was an absolute genius.
And yes, he is related to Hikaru, the little idiot, thank you for asking.
Kaoru was actually born with both brains, poor Hikaru unfortunately missed out on the bargain.
Tiptoeing some more, over to the other side of the hall, Kaoru made it a point to avoid his brother ever since they left through the doors of the club room.. Hikaru would obviously find out what he was doing if he followed him, duh.
Smirking to himself to the point where a normal person would walk up to him and automatically put him in a mental hospital, Kaoru giggled some more as he tied on end of the long string to on side of the pillars on the other side of the staircase, then hurriedly scurried to the other side and quietly hid in the shadows.
Holding securely onto the other side of the string.
You see, this trick always works.. And if you've tried it and it didn't work, then you obviously didn't do it right. Silly.
"I'm a genius," Kaoru snickered deviously as he fidgeted, kneeling down, surprisingly hidden by the darkness. His bright blue blazer was obviously trying to point him out to people though.
A male classmate raised his eyebrow as he walked past him, Kaoru noticed that he was about to open his mouth and say something, but Kaoru glared and instantly shooed his away like a fly.
The male classmate looked at him weirdly and slowly walked off to mine his own business. Kaoru rolled his eyes.
Gosh, people just wont leave people alone who are hiding behind staircases holding string, the nerve of some.
He should become friends with Nekozawa sempai.
He understands.
Kaoru blinked as he suddenly heard talking from the top of the stairs. It sounded suspiciously like Haruhi, which made him grin wickedly and hold the string tighter, getting ready for action.. She sounded like she was on the phone with her father, talking about something like when she was going to be home, and that they had plans on having a thing like Father daughter day.
Kaoru shrugged. Just as long as you come down these stairs Haruhi.
Let Kaoru explain what he was doing so not to confuse.
He told Hikaru that he was going to the library as Hikaru stepped into the bathroom to fix his hair after a rather intense brotherly love moment in the club, Nothing dirty so calm yourselves.. So as he was in there Kaoru was on his way to the bottom of the stairs. Waiting there with string.
He timed everything perfectly.. Haruhi was going to the fourth library down stairs, while he told his twin that he was going to the third library. That was upstairs.. Hikaru would follow Kaoru to the fourth library, going up that stairs. And Haruhi would go down the stairs to the third library to study.
Haruhi would go down, Hikaru would go up.. So they would have to bump into each other.. Which Kaoru also planned. From messing up his brothers hair on purpose, to belaying Haruhi by asking to tidy up the food table.
They would bump into each other at the same time.
But what was the string for?
It was for pulling of course~!
Hearing footsteps from both sides Kaoru grinned as his body got all hot from imaging pulling the string just as Haruhi were to come down the stairs, and with Hikaru watching her fall, he would catch her, and bingo~! marriage bells in the air by midnight.
Kaoru shut his eyes tight as he heard the footsteps come closer and closer by every passing second he sun deeper into the darkness and tried to hide his snickers as Haruhi's footstep's were practically right on top of him.
Peering over the corner secretively. Kaoru grinned as saw his small brunette friend place her phone, they gave her, into her book bag, and trotted down the last few steps.. And heard a grumble of odd words come from the other side, where he was sure it was Hikaru.
They were both so close, so if eh were to pull it now, Hikaru would obviously see her fall and catch her, saving her from the hard floor.
And if not.
Kaoru would cause a Haruhi pancake.
"Come on baby," Kaoru whispered intently, squinting his eyes tight as he pulled the string that blended in with the floor almost perfectly. "Come on don't fail me now brain."
And tow seconds after he pulled it, He heard Haruhi squeak out cutely in surprise, heard her book bag fall to the floor. And a rather loud, concerned sounded. "Fujioka Watch out!" from the other side where Hikaru was suppose to be standing.
Kaoru mouthed a silent "Yes!" as he loosened both eyes slightly and grinned massively.
Wait. Hikaru doesn't call Haruhi, Fujioka?
"..."
Oh, crap
Kaoru's fall fell as his eyes twitched, looking over the corner again just to see if his brother had a very cute blush on his face from being so close to Haruhi from catching her, since he didn't hear a loud thud of a human body hitting the floor.
But it was just as he feared.
Hkaru wasn't the one who was walking down the other side of the hall.
He wasn't the one who yelled at her to watch out.
He wasn't the one who caught her from tripping from the string he pulled.
Kaoru gulped harshly and mentally cursed himself out as his facial features were full horror as he saw Haruhi laying on the built up chest of... Basanova.
Basanova was the one!
Crap!
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
Aboard mission! Aboard mission!