Do I Know You-Ch 42
Derek pushed the woman away and said, "who the hell are you"?, she walked back over to him and started trying to pull his pants down and said, "I have been watching you all night, you are so damn sexy and I'm so horny sooooo I thought that we could help each other". Derek laughed and said, "thanks but no thanks my beautiful wife is all the woman I need".
He tried to walk by her and she jumped into his arms wrapping her legs around his waist as they bumped into the counter, she wasted no time in thrusting her tongue inside his mouth. He pried her off him and said, "get the fuck off me you crazy bitch, I told you that I'm married and I am definitely not interested".
She dropped her strapless dress over her breasts and started touching herself and said, "I never thought I would see the day that Derek Morgan would turn down a bathroom screw". She leaned in and started kissing his neck and whispered, "I know that I can make you forget about that bitch you are married to".
She crashed her lips against his and when he tried to pull away she deepened the kiss by thrusting her tongue inside his mouth, when she pulled away she leaned in and said, "don't pretend you don't remember me Derek", he looked at her and said, "I don't have any idea who you are but I know what you are".
Derek pushed her back and her ass hit the floor, he said, "this is the last time I'm going to tell you I'M NOT INTERESTED AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE". He smiled as he walked by her to unlock the door, he then opened the door and headed back out to join his friends, Reid looked up and saw dark red lipstick on Dereks lips and neck and said, "uhhhh Derek who did you run into in there"?, he said, "you aren't going to believe this but I got attacked in the bathroom".
Hotch and Dave laughed and Hotch said, "what woman attacked you"?, he looked over her shoulder and saw her walking back into the room and said, "that crazy bitch right there, I didn't think I was ever gonna get away from her". Reid put his hand on Dereks shoulder and said, "I wouldn't want to be you when Garcia finds out".
Derek ran his hand over his head and said, "she is gonna kill me isn't she"?, all three married men in unison said, "ohhh yeah", Derek downed the rest of his beer and said, "let's get the hell out of here before I get attacked again". The men all laughed as they grabbed their coats and headed toward the door.
Penelope opened the last of her presents and JJ said, "this is from Strauss", Penelope said, "from Strauss, really"?, JJ smiled and said, "yep this is really from her". Penelope opened the envelope and tears started streaming down her face, Emily said, "what did she get you"?, Penelope held up 2 tickets.
Fran said, "where are the tickets to honey"?, Penelope said, "these are for a 2 week stay in Hawaii for me, Derek and the baby", Emily walked over and said, "oh my god really"?, Penelope nodded her head and said, "yes really and here is a note". Desi and Sarah said, "what does the note say"?, Penelope opened her mouth to speak.
The note says, "congratulations on the baby, I remember what it was like being a mommy and after all you have been through I thought that you and all of your team deserve a 2 weeks all expenses vacation". JJ and Emilys mouth flew open and they said in unison, "ALL EXPENSES PAID", Penelope smiled and said, "this is amazing, all of my gifts were amazing, thank you everybody for the gifts and the party".
Fran said, "so that means that all of us are going to Hawaii"?, Desi said, "that's not fair we don't get to go", Fran smiled and said, "you two can go, Dave and I will pay your way so that way we can have a family vacation". Penelope looked down beside her on the bed and saw that Bella had fallen asleep.
Penelope smiled and said, "the kids are all gonna have sooooo much fun", JJ smiled and said, "the boys are never gonna believe this", Reid walked in and said, "we are never gonna believe what"?, JJ wrapped her arms around his neck and said, "after the baby is born we are all going to Hawaii for 2 weeks all expenses paid".
Reid said, "we are, who's paying for everything"?, Penelope smiled and said, "Strauss, can you believe that"?, Derek kissed Penelope gently on the lips and said, "that's amazing, Bella is gonna have so much fun". Penelope laughed and said, "that's what I said handsome, soooooo did you four have fun and stay out of trouble"?, Reid, Hotch and Dave laughed as they looked at Derek.
Penelope said, "what did you do handsome"?, he held up his hands and said, "I went to the bathroom and got mauled by some woman that seemed to be all arms". Penelope raised up and said, "YOU WHAT", she then started laughing and laughed so hard that she started crying, Derek said, "I can't believe that you are laughing at me".
Penelope said, "I'm sorry handsome but that's funny, The Derek Morgan getting mauled in the bathroom", he said, "what's so funny about that baby girl"?, she leaned in and kissed the side of his neck and said, "as I remember it use to be me and you getting it on in the bathroom on the long counter".
He grinned and said, "don't forget against the wall and on the floor", Desi covered her ears and said, "TMI big brother, TMI", everybody laughed as they watched Derek blush