Well... This wasn't what he expected.

When he said the most powerful stuff, Kaoru net things like love arrows, or stuff he could give to his brother to drink... Not this! what is this!?

Kaoru scrunched up his face, sitting down at his plush black leather office chair he had in his room, he rarely used.. He was always sleeping in Hikaru's bedroom, and had just another bed sent up there.. So he never really went into his room that much.

But when you have important matters to attend to, and a nosey brother, you kind of need your own space to think and to store all your stuff you have that you don't want your brother to see..

Such as his big black mail box... Filled to the top with things like pictures and items that he planned to one day black mail his brother with, since each one of those items had everything to do with his brother and Haruhi.

Kaoru sighed and he slumped back in his seat, laying his cheek on the ball of his palm, looking down at his desk were he had put the things Nekozawa had given him. And what better things to give him other than, good old Voodoo dolls.

Yep, Voodoo dolls.. One that looked exactly like his brother and Haruhi, isn't Nekozawa nice?

Kaoru wrinkled his nose as he poked, the one that looked like his brother, in the chest. They were small, maybe four or five inches tall, but he had no idea what to do with them. . He wanted to call Kyouya and ask him for help, but what was he going to do? tell him that he bought Voodoo dolls of his friends so that he could get them to admit their feelings?

Kyouya may ask sensitive questions.

Questions that he couldn't afford to answer.

He may also lose all the dignity he has left.

Feeling slightly dumb, Kaoru picked up the Haruhi looking one and may it stand un on its little fabric stuffed legs, it still needed that suppose of his fingers to stay up though.. Which is what he found out after he let go of it and it just fell over.

He was scared to really touch them, and do things to them.. Their his brothers and his best friends Voodoo dolls, everything he would make them do, he would make the real Hikaru and Haruhi do, right?

Kaoru set both the dolls down and pouted slightly, wondering what his real brother was doing now, and whether if he was with the real Haruhi or not.. Looking down at the dolls, he realized that his brother was right. He did need a life.

He was sitting here trying to make something happen, that was probably never going to happen.. Just think about it, he tripped his best friend down the stairs, broke into two peoples lockers, and before all that he constantly harassed his brother about getting a girlfriend, when he didn't even have one himself.

Maybe he was going too far with this? he accused his beloved twin for it being all his fault for not admitting his feelings.. Maybe Hikaru had a reason for keeping his feelings to himself?

Kaoru hadn't realized this until now but... Maybe he was the idiot?

he was the idiot for making things like they were now, he use to be so close to his brother, they were so close they were practically one person.. But now they seemed to be a lot more distant to each other than they were before.. Was it just them maturing, or as it something else?

Not liking that idea, Kaoru grabbed both the dolls and just stared at them, for long cold hard minutes, as if waiting for them to explode in his hands from his intense gaze.. But they didn't.. Which was good, cause if they were to explode wouldn't Hikaru and Haruhi?"

He looked at the face of the one that looked like Hikaru, its eyes just cute little black X's while his mouth was just another cute little X. . If he was actually into keeping dolls he would contemplate designing cute little clothes for them.. But decided that, that would be a weird idea.

"Oh Hikaru, I'm in love, love, love with you~" Kaoru said quietly, in the most feminine voice he could come up with. Holding the Haruhi doll and made it move.

"I'm in love with you too Haruhi~" he side, more in a squeaky alien voice, picking up the Hikaru doll. "But I'm too silly and wont tell you that I do, because I don't know you like me~"

"But Hikaru," he continued with the Haruhi doll. "Of course I love you, don't you see the way I blush at you~?"

"Well no, if I blush and take it as nothing, then when you blush I'm just going to think your blushing at Tono~"

"But I don't like Tamaki~"

"Well then I bet you like Bossanova, I saw you fall on top of him~"

"That's because Kaoru tr-"

"Kaoru... What are you doing?"

Kaoru froze.

"..."

Blinking a few times in surprised and utter horror, the young Hitachiin gulped, still holding on to the dolls with his fingers, in a lost attempt he blinked again and smashed the lips of both dolls together, as if doing so was going to get the real Hikaru and Haruhi to kiss. . But as he did so. Someone decided to pop up behind him. And scare the crap out of him.

He gulped down harshly as he looked at the dolls. He felt his heart rate beat a tab faster as he knew he was caught in a very awkward moment.

He sighed and knew who was behind him. Looked at the dolls, then at the face over his shoulder, then looked back at the dolls, then towards the face behind him. and began to stutter out uncontrollably.

"H-Hikaru I-... I swear you-... you got me in the moment I-... I can explain... Seriously." He managed, feeling backed up to a corner.

Hikaru's left eye twitched in horror as he watched his brother play with dolls in his bedroom. After not finding him in their room (Which was his room) he went and asked one of the maids, who said he was in his own room.. Hikaru was completely confused. "Kaoru... What are you doing?" he repeated, just so his question could be answered.

"Hikaru... I-..." Kaoru looked back into his hands in horror as he contemplated on screaming and throwing the dolls at the wall, but since he was still convinced that they were connected to Hikaru and Haruhi, he resisted and just stared at them in horror, being caught by his brother, playing with them.. And having one of them look like him.

Kaoru could understand why he looked a mixture of confusion and also looked a little scared. "Hikaru I swear... this isn't what it looks like."

Hikaru's eye twitched again, his mouth gaping open slightly. "K-...Kaoru... I didn't know you were into this sort of thing... Is this what you do when I'm not here?"

"Hikaru, bro... I-... these are... I swear these aren't what you think they are."

"...By all means dude," Hikaru backed up a step. "What ever you do in your spare time shouldn't be any of my concern... But-"

Kaoru bit his lips, and was about to explain everything, maybe stick some lies in just in case, but before he could however, Hikaru interrupted him. "...But why does that doll look like Haruhi?"

"Hikaru..."Kaoru kept stuttering his brothers name, not really sure how to explain himself to his brother as he swayed slightly on his chair and blinked his eyes continuously, "I-...These are just... Uh... A early birthday present from Nekozawa~!"

"..."

"..."

"But... Our birthday was just a few months ago..."

"..."

"..."

Plan C is a failure.

Kaoru sighed, looking down at his shoes as he tried to come up with a better explanation (Lie) but he was having trouble doing so with the look Hikaru was giving the voodoo dolls, especially the one that looked like him. . He was really in the wrong here.

"..."

Hikaru raised his eyebrow and stepped back one more step as he saw his brother start muttering things to himself that didn't make any sense.. He wanted to grab him and give him a hug, but he was a little scared of his little brother at the moment and was pretty sure if it had any thing to do with Nekozawa, then his twin may be possessed.

"I don't now Hikaru!" Kaoru suddenly spoke up loudly, though not angrily as he shot out from his chair with the doll in his hands. "These damn dolls, I found them in your drawer in your bedroom... Hikaru you nasty pervert... Having dolls of Haruhi in your underwear drawer... Ugh."

Hikaru's eyes were wide as he watched his brother look around the room a few times, as if he was looking for something, then quickly turned around, stuffing the dolls into his chest. "Here Hika," he announced almost in disgust. "Take these back... You naughty pervert."

Hikaru turned white. "Wait... What?"

"God Hikaru, have some self-control," Kaoru rolled his eyes, stepping away from his twin as he headed for the door, mumbling something under his breath about brother who like to interrupt in important things. "Whatever, I'm going down stairs, comin Hika? there's hot chocolate~"

Hikaru just blinked, confused as to why he was just blamed for something he knew nothing about.

Since when has he ever had Haruhi dolls in his underwear drawer?