Anakin and Padme landed the ship on telos. As soon as they landed they were greeted by what appeared to be a corpulent female Neimoidian.

"Ah greetings Madam Amidala. I was hoping that you would be willing to come and we would negotiate on a deal. My name is Tasha Vishu. I am the CO-CEO of the Offworld Mining Corporation. And who might this fine young man be?"

"This is Jedi Knight Anakin Skywallker. He's my husband."

"Oooh. You my dear are one lucky woman."

Anakin observed the Neimoidian with her fat triple-chinned face large belly, corpulent breast round body large thighs. Plump arms. Between that and her gaudy outfit he just shook his head.

"Is every wealthy business person in this fanfic going to be gaudy and so freaking fat? Anakin thought to himself

Tasha showed them around the facility some of which included the different mining facilities and recreational rooms.

"You see the issue we are facing is that ever since the death of the son of our founder, and then we've had a hard time keeping this place a float."

"I think I can fix that. You see I believe the issue you guys are having is poor mismanagement. if you reorganized certain things while cutting out the middle man in other thing, then you should see profits rise by a substantial amount"

"While I do appreciate the fact that you seem so enthusiastic about this, I must say that I will be looking forward to getting out from under this thing. maybe it is profitable, but I don't see it happening."

The Neimoidian brought them to the center courtyard where in the center stood a tall built humanoid with pale blue a chiseled face, a crooked nose, white eyes and a wide mouthed smirk.

"Ah welcome. I am Harth Marco. I am the current CEO of the Offworld Mining Corporation it is my honor and privilege to welcome you to our humble abode."

All of the sudden his eyes darted to Padme. It wasn't hard for Anakin to see a lustful look in the man's eyes and it angered him.

"Hello, what have we here? Who is that Fine femme fatale?"

"This is Mistress Padme Amidala. She is interested in purchasing the business."

"Well it is nice to know that my business will be left in the hands of such a beautiful woman. And might I say that your dress bring out your corpulence so beautifully."

"Really? I would never have thought anybody would have thought fat as beautiful."

"Ah but you see on my homeworld, If a woman is fat, it means she is glowing with health and fertility,"

Marco began touching Padme's shoulder and the slowly past the side of her belly. Anakin Didn't say anything. He just gave Marco this look of hatred of rage a look that only had to say one thing and that was "Back off, or I will make you back off." (Cue Darth Vader Theme)

"Her name is Padme Amidala skywallker." Anakin said darkly. "She is my wife"

"Oh." Marco said in a dry almost disappointed voice. "In that case you are a very lucky man. perhaps we should go to my office."

As the couple followed the CEO, Padme Flashed Anakin a dirty look

"what was all that about?"

"What?" Anakin asked

"you looked like you were about ready to show him the meaning of aggressive negotiations."

" I might have if he kept trying to seduce you."

"he was not oh this is just Clovis all over again"

Once Marco entered the office, he encouraged Tasha t take Padme to the back so they could discuss negotiations. In the meantime, Marco pulled out a seat and poured some wine.

"Your wife…she is good no?"

"Yes she is."

"she is very beautiful."

"She is."

"And you know what else? Count Dooku is more than willing to pay more than a pretty penny for a Jedi's head."

Anakin gazed over and observed the man's movements and before the man could draw a blaster, Anakin grabbed him in a force choke. While the CEO was gagging, Anakin couldn't help but smirk. "Next time don't try to make moves on my wife.

SNAP!

With a snap of the neck, the CEO slumped to the ground. Just then, Padme and Tasha entered the room,

"He tried collecting on a bounty didn't he?"

Anakin nodded. Tasha just shook her head.

"Well I guess that settles it. So we agreed on 100,000 credits?'

A/N: Sorry for the abrupt ending. I hope you thought it was funny, and I hope you like it don't forget to read and review.