"GO FASTER LEGS" i screamed at my legs to go faster but the guy who was runnin from me heard it too so it made him go faster too

"GODDAMMIT I WASNT TALKING TO YOU" but it was too late he got so fast that he ran into the forest and i couldnt see him anymor

"Shit" i said breathing fast cause i was tired from running cause of chasing the guy

But then a police car came up and a policeman pony came out of it and came up and punchd me in the face and handcuffed me

"Detective akkid166 youre under arrest for murdering Fluttershy" said the pony

"WHAT" said me and the guy pickd me up and threw me into the jail

But when i got thrown into the jail I hit the cell window really hard and it broke so I climbed out and escaped

"Damn" i said "now ive been framed for TWO crimes, ill have to defend myself in court"

So i went to tha equestria law place and I took the bar exam and got a degree in law.

I went down to the courtroom to defend myself and the trial was already started.

"About fuckin time you got here jakkid" said the Judge who was actually the judge from the Ace attorney games.

"A detectiv is never on time judge" said me

"Very well but where is the prostectution"

Suddenly the prosecuton desk got covered in MAGIC and someone APPEARED there

It was TWILIGHT SPORKLE

"WHAT" I said "why are you prosecuting ME"

"Because i changed my mind I think youre not innocent" said Twilight "and im gonna call my witness to the stadn to prove it"

"I call FLUTTERSHY to the stand"

So fluttershy went on the stand "hi im here to testify"

"Ok then do that"

"So i was in my room upstairs when detectiv jakkid166 came up and killed me in the face"

"OBJECTION" i louded "if I killed you, HOW ARE YOU ALIVE RIGHT NOW"

"FUCK" said fluttershy and twilight "HES RIGHT"

"Why did you lie you idiot" said the judge

"Because the guy who really killed me blackmaild me into saying it was jakkid166"

"What how" i said and i presented the note i found in the trash

"Woah if u rearrange the letters in "kill the pony at the beginning of this story" it actually says "frame detective jakkid166 for murder" said twilight

"WOOOOOAH" said me "thats insane but what are we going to do now if we dont know who the killer is?"

"We'll have to INVESTIGATE FOR CLUES" said Twi Lot

So we left the courtroom and i had an idea that we to go investigate for clues but we was STOPPED by something

"HELP THE RAINBOW TANKS IS LEAKING" said rainbow dash and i lookd up at the clouds and rainbows was leaking out of the clouds

"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING" said rainbow so i took my gun and shot it and the bulet plugged the hole and made the rainbows stop leakin

"Wow thanks detective jakkid166 for helping me ill give you a clue to help you solve the MYSTERY" and she gave me a peace of paper that said "BLOOD" on it

"Wtf the fuck does this mean" i asked rainbow but she was not there anymore

"What doesit mean detective" said twilight

"Hmmm WAIT i got it," I said looking at da note. "This word has 5 letter in it"

"Yea so"

"5 letters and also 5 is how many letters is in this word. 5 x 5 is 25, half of 25 is 13, minus my age, thats 10. Tha word "hemogoblin" is 10 letters long and whats another word for that?"

"BLOOD?" said twilight, she now understanding what i was getting at

"Right, and what does blood come out of"

"DEAD THINGS!"

"Thats RIGHT! What this clue means is that, in dis case, somepony DIED!"

"GASP" said twilight "but who"

"I dont know, we'll have to investigate for clues" said me and we startd walkin around town thinkin HARD

"Wow i didnt know you had white wall tires on your shoes detective thats cool"

"Thanks twilight"

Everntually we decided if anyone is gonna know if somebody die it was celestia so we got on tha train and drove it to canterlot which is a city that has princess celestia in it

Once we got off the train we ran to tha castlelot castle and went in the doors that were really big (instead of the small doors)

"Hello" said cemestia

"Hi celestia" said me "I need to know has any ponies died recently"

"Actually yes" said ccccccccccccc and she showe us a picture of a dead pony "this pony died"

"Wow how that happen?"

"She get shot with a gun, but we dont know how, cause you see the pony died in anothere WORLD"

"But how coulde other worlds exist?" i said, i was shocked and wondered

"It seems there exist a world that has more people like u in it" said celestia "humAN people"

"Then we will have to tarvel there and INVESTIGATE" said me "LETS GO"

"Ok fine" said celestia and she opened a portal and me and twilight went in