A/N: OH MY GOSH 2 favourites? And 2 follows? THANKS GUYS! Anyways I decided to update my glorious story (:
Kaldur sits at his desk, busy with some planning
"Whatcha plotting? Kallie?" I ask
"Please Annika, do not call me that" he replies not looking up at me
"But why Kallie? I like it" I reply smirking
"If your plan is to annoy me into setting you free, it's not going to work" Kal says his voice sounding boringly calm
"Oh, but it will Kallie, trust me" I chuckle
"Annika, please, I'm trying to work"
"But 'Lad!" I whine "I'm so bored!"
"I bet Nightwing is happy you're gone" Kaldur replies
"No! He misses me dearly, just like you did, why else capture me?!" I laugh
"Do you laugh at everything?" He sighs
"Pretty much yeah." I smirk
He sends me a look, as if to say, 'shut up Annika' so I do, but not before grabbing my iPod and putting on my favourite song.
"Toupee, or not toupee, that is the question!" I sing joyfully off key.
"Anni-" Kal starts
"It refused to stay, as it all turned grey, oh, William Shakespeare's receding hair" I continue.
Kaldur sighs, and I take this as my chance to sing louder and more joyfully
"Please excuse the pun, it's hair today, gone tomorrow, so be thankful for what precious locks you have!"
"Annika, I will-" he starts and I walk up to him and pet his short blonde hair while continuing my song. "To pay or not to pay that is the question, and by the way I just gotta say thank the Lord, I'm not going bald!"
"Annika pleas-" I walk away from him and sit down on the cot I awoke on.
"And if I may quip, my curls and I are just like heaven 'cause rest assured, there'll be no parting there!" I continue
"I give up, Annika you-"
"But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck or heart chased a swallow it makes me smile 'cause I know just what I'd do!" I get ready for the big finish
"Yeah, if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
I'd open a second hand store and if you ever went bald, you'd recall it 'cause I'd cleverly call it, 'Rugs From Me To You'" I finish, power sliding on the glazed floor.
"Are you finished, Annika?" Kal asks rubbing his temples, obviously annoyed by my wonderful singing.
"That song, yes, would you like a different album? Or how about a different singer altogether?" I grin at him
He stays silent, probably hoping for me to take it as a hint to shush. Too bad for him, I don't like subliminal messages.
"Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase, hakuna matata, ain't no passing phase! It means no worries! For the rest of your daaaaaays! It's our problem free, philosophy, hakuna matata!" I sing gleefully
"ANNIKA!" STOP SINGING SONGS FROM THE LION KING, OR ANY OTHER DISNEY MOVIES!" He yells, his relaxed voice raised angrily
"So, Owl City then?" I ask
"No! No Owl City! And no Lion King!" He yells
I stay quiet for a moment, Kaldur looks pleased with himself for shutting me up, and returns his attention to his paperwork. I smile evilly and switch my iPod to another song.
"BARBARA MANATEE! YOU ARE THE ONE FOR ME! SENT FROM UP ABOVE! YOU ARE THE ONE I LOVE!" I sing off key
Kal releases a deep sigh, and presses a button on his control panel.
"Father, have any pods been emptied?" He asks trying to relax his voice
"No son, although if the young hero is of any problems brainwashing may be tried, though she may end up brain dead." Black Manta replies. Kaldur'ahm doesn't look happy with the response. But takes his finger off the pager.
"If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad." I sing quietly Kaldur still doesn't look pleased, but keeps quiet.
"Kallie, this song is a duet. You have to sing too. C'mon just say this: 'I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?', and then I say 'that'd be too bad'" I explain
"Annika, I am not going to sing along with you" he says
"Fine, I'll just put my iPod on speaker, and we will listen to this-"
"Alright! I'll sing" he says interrupting me.
"Yay! Ok, you say Archibald's part, and I'll sing Larry's part! Okay?"
"Yes Annika-"
"Good! Here's your part!" I say handing him a piece of paper. "Ready? Lets start!"
"If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad." I sing a second time
"I see, that'd be to bad, you'd be so sad," he sings
"That'd be too bad" I reply
"Annika this is silly." Kal says
"Well I should hope so, it's called 'Silly Songs With Larry'" I say laughing "How about I skip the the part where you don't have to talk?" I ask
"It would be preferable if you skipped to a part where neither of us have to talk, I can do my work, and you can stay quiet." Kal says
I ignore him and continue:
"Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta" I sing quickly
"How did you even-"
"Shh!" I scolded and pointed at the paper I handed him earlier. He slimed over it for a few seconds, his eyes narrowed when he found the correct part.
"Your friends all laughed, usta, how do you spell that?" He reads
"I don't know" I reply knowing this all from memory
"What am I doing? I should be doing work!" Kaldur scolds himself
"That's the wrong line!" I yell "Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, oh everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooooo!" I sing
Kaldur sighs, "Annika, Annika, Annika"
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice, Veggie Tales, Owl City, and The Lion King.
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