Pottermore had been correct; the Wavy Door was not naturally part of the game. Neither was anything else back there. The hallway, the room, the Author, nor Google.
You read that correctly. Corrupted file. Damn shame, that. Encoded crossover message between sessions. Whoops! Everyone makes mistakes.
Say that there was something extremely powerful, powerful enough to control a stupid girl into writing a world into existence. The Author's Boss. Due to the fact that something existing like that would violate all canon principles, it cannot exist.
Then what happens? Does it vanish in a greenish poof of smoke and reek of rotten eggs? If only it were so convenient!
Maybe, it could find a vessel to pollute and poison, then wait. Eventually the vileness outweighs the good, and then it has to wait a little longer.
If it took up residence inside the mind of a snooty, absent single father, then what? What could happen to the snooty single father?
His mouth starts to froth, dear reader! Ha! Crazytown, dear reader!
And his daughter, the "all-powerful" canon-breaker that she is, cannot tolerate such a violation. Oh, no, that won't do. The Bard of Mind lets no bad deed go free, so she destroys her father.
Right?
Right?
Google lies slumped in the room, head bent into his chest like the head of a broken daisy. He is drooling on himself. He is alive, but his mind is a blank slate. A vegetable, as it were. An empty vessel, perhaps?
Google has been forcibly checked out of his own head. However, there's another boarder who sat through the ejection quite calmly. The Something starts to seep.
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
Google rises, knees over ankles and other joints knocked out of alignment. He's not particularly Google anymore.
The woman Bard must die, too. For this. She is also a direct canon violation, and dangerous through that. Their timeline is...problematic. And strange.
Keep that in mind when I have to destroy their time branch.
Enough of broody, passive-aggressive monologues. The story is Hamletesque enough without me. Back to the show!