~Light's POV~
He had a human form? When did he get that!? Oh well, no matter what he looks like he's still a shinigami and no one else can see him but me.
"Light? What do you think?" I popped out of my own thoughts and looked at him with a stoic facial expression.
"What did you say, Ryuk? You look fine. Like a normal human being...Well, sort of?" He fell over and started to laugh. "Did you know when I'm in human form other people can see me? Bet you never knew. Ha!"
He's so ignorant. God...I wish he'd stop acting like a little child. Wait! He can been seen by others? "...Does that mean that my mother can hear you? and see you?" He paused and nodded. I slammed my face down onto my desk and snapped.
"You idiot! Why would you do such a stupid thing!? What is your pro-" As I was about to finish my sentence, I heard a knock on the door. "Light? Is someone in there?"
Shit! It's my mom. "Yes mom? I brought a friend from college home with me. We have a project to work on, so make it quick." There was a pause and she giggled. "I didn't even see you bring him in! Anyway, we have snacks downstairs for you and-"
"Ryuk! My name is Ryuk ma'am! Nice to meet you Mrs. Yagami!" She giggled and went back downstairs to watch TV with my sister.
I shoved him onto my bed and held him there, breathing heavily with anger. "Listen, you giant ape! Don't screw around like this too long! If this lasts for a long time and you screw up I'll-" I paused. An empty threat? To a shinigami, this is getting stupid! He can't stay like this for long.
"You'll what? Screw me?" He looked up and smirked devilishly. That moron! "What!? No! I'll throw you out and burn the death note!" His eyes grew big and laughed as I threw him down before he tried getting up. "I'm sick of you and your childish behavior."
I sat back in my seat and began writing again. Maybe if I ignore him, he'll go away.
~Ryuk's POV~
He's such a drag! Maybe if I play with him, he'll get interesting.
I hear angry sex is the best anyway.