AN: Sorry guys life has gotten busy; work, kids out on summer break, and I'm trying to move. I'm still working on this I promise and they may become rough around the edges but I'm still working on it. I do have the next chapter in the works and they might get a LITTLE shorter as we keep going. I hope you guys are still enjoying.

Oh, some sexy stuff might have finally happened so 'you're welcome.' ;-) Warning: magic cock is back...because it worked with the story. LOL

The knock at the door came a little earlier than expected, not that my parents were usually late but early was completely new for them. I was nervous, Regina was super nervous that she was in fact throwing up again upstairs when the knock on the door came. I know she'd pull herself together but when her nerves got the better of her she just lost it, I really hope this wasn't going to be a regular thing.

"Hey guys, welcome, welcome." I smiled the best I could, knowing my wife was upstairs unleashing God knows what and would be down shortly.

"Hey honey, how are you?" My mom gives me a quick hug after putting Neal down and letting him wander around a bit. Good thing the house is pretty much baby proofed, there isn't much he can get into. Not only that but since we babysit regularly for them he's knows Regina's rules around the house…and he loves to impress Regina more than anyone. Must run in the family. I laugh to myself as I watch him wander, knowing we'll have a little one to let walk around the house later this year.

"We are good, Regina is just finishing upstairs but will be down in a bit." I wander into the kitchen with my parents in tow.

"She ok?" My dad looks concerned.

"Yeah we took a late shower," I shrug not thinking anything of it but getting an eyebrow raise from both my parents, "not like that." I flush, thoroughly embarrassed that my parents had just thought about Regina and I having sex in the shower before we expected company, though the idea was appealing.

"Knock, knock." Zelena's voice could be heard from the foyer, she had all the sudden got so accustomed to letting herself into the house when she was expected…I'm not sure I appreciated it or not.

"Kitchen." I holler out, hoping she gets the message.

"Where's Regina?" The redhead peeks around corners a bit as she eyes me carefully.

"She's upstairs getting ready." I nod simply and Zelena catches my drift.

"Shall I go check on her? Here Snow, I know how much you miss your baby being so little," she quickly deposits Robin in mom's arms and wanders upstairs. She does love babies, I swear it's what her life was meant for.

"Well I've got BBQ chicken on outback if you guys want to join me in the backyard I thought we'd dine alfresco, something different. Plus, I've been trying to be in the kitchen more, which means the BBQ is my best friend." I smile as they follow me, dad grabbing a few dishes from the island, mom with Robin in her arms and Neal following close behind her.

"Where is Henry?"

"Right here Grandma, hey guys, sorry." Henry makes himself comfortable at the picnic table we have outback and makes small talk with mom and Neal, making funny faces at Robin. He's going to be a great big brother and my heart swells just watching him…of course my dad would notice.

"You good Em?" I look at him questioningly, trying to figure out what he's trying to ask. "You sure Regina is up for company? Is everything ok with you guys?"

"Yeah dad it's great, I was just spacing out thinking about Henry," I huff and pretend annoyance, "he's always running a few minutes behind, talking to Violet all the time." I laugh gently and tend to the grill a bit, checking the corn, peppers and onions I've got roasting on there as well. "Hey can you hand me that large serving plate?" I gesture to the table for him to grab it for me as he nods in understanding.

"You guys have just seemed a little out of sorts lately, I want to make sure everything is ok with my girl."

I love him so much; my dad is such a great dad. Maybe a little over protective at times but he's a great guy. I'm kind of glad deep down we started as friends and then became a different relationship. My mind is wandering again, thinking about the baby, hoping I can be a good influence on a child, I admit my own fears but I'm careful about how much I let Regina in on my fears, I know we've got each other's back.

"Still with me Em? You spaced out again."

"Jeez, I'm sorry, just a tad tired I guess, maybe it's this unusual heat we've got for this time of year." I shrug again, not sure what he wants me to say.

"Ah, look who I found." Zelena announces as she wanders into the yard with Regina on her tail, I can tell my wife's eyes are strained. Either she's been crying or she's vomited that bad that she added a bit of eye strain. I sense Regina's discomfort right away, I mean I know her clothes are getting a bit snug and maybe that's why she's having a hard time right now. Her bump is barely noticeable, if anything it looks like she ate a nice healthy meal…problem is we haven't eaten yet. She wanders over to me, checking out my work, I'm glad her vomiting has laid up a bit with food. I'm happier she can tolerate what I cook, that says a lot about how much I've grown as a capable adult.

"It looks lovely Emma, thanks for doing this. I umm—"

"You look a little uncomfortable, did Zelena help?" I keep the conversation low-key.

She nods at me gently as she smiles at her sister in thanks. She had magically helped her let out the seams a bit in a skirt and found a lose fitting blouse that matched well enough that didn't give too much away. If she continued to dress in those tight pencil skirts and button popping tops everyone would know we were expecting.

"Regina you look like you are feeling so much better, much more color in your cheeks compared to the last time I saw you." Mom's voice can't help but make comments, and I know it makes Regina uncomfortable.

"Yes, well, must have been that spring flu that kept half of the students out of school hm?" I look to Zelena who is having a hard time keeping her mouth shut.

"Gosh, it's been so terrible this year I'm not sure what is going on. Storybrooke has usually been really easy on the colds and flu but this year has been strange." Mom was making simple conversation and Regina was a professional about pulling the attention directly off of her and onto an easier subject. "Well I'm just glad no one else in the family caught it. Emma, your immune system must be amazing."

"All that healthy crap Regina makes me eat mom." I joke with her and laugh, getting a laugh from everyone…ok this is so awkward and I wish the awkwardness would go away.

"'Gina!" We all watch Neal as he excitedly makes himself known and runs to Regina, his dark hair bouncing as he about trips over his own feet.

"Hello my big boy." She lifts him as he snuggles into her neck, I can't help but laugh at his enthusiasm, that's my favorite spot to smell to bro. He adjusts himself slightly uncomfortable on her lap, there is something on his mind.

"You have a baby in your tummy 'Gina?" His face curious and stupidly innocent as my parents stare at Regina slack jawed and shocked.

And ladies and gentlemen that is how the rest of my family found out about Regina and I having a baby, so much for the element of surprise huh?

I can't say I was disappointed, it was kind of funny. If I understand my brother correctly he tells me (in his best toddler expressions), "she felt fat on the tummy." Obviously, Regina wasn't too happy with his use of words, and shrunk into a little hole and flushed a lot when it was blurted out but overall the reception was warm. I think my mom might have cried a bit and my dad was through the roof…well if we were inside he'd be through the roof.

"You are not!" My mom was shocked, tears in her eyes as she looked between Regina and myself.

"I very much am…" Regina nodded, laughing inside at Snow's dumbfounded look.

"Seriously? This—I mean what—" mom was still in shock, I couldn't really read right away if it was happy or sad or upset, there really wasn't an emotion I was getting from her besides weird.

"Mom, let's just leave it as 'it is.' There is nothing else to talk about, we wanted it and we tried for a long time for it and it finally happened for us." It was a simple explanation, I didn't want to get into magic cocks, or the sex or anything with my parents but-

"But how?" Of course she would ask.

"Magic, how else do you think these two could have a child together." Zelena piped up, I know her bluntness is always the life of any party but in this case, I was glad she was there to help us out with the magical explanations.

"I'm not sure I want to know—" my dad finally spoke up, trying to ward off a particularly awkward conversation that could happen.

"So how far are you? How are you feeling? Is that way you guys have been so elusive?" My mom was throwing questions left and right and it didn't take long for Regina to come back with simple answers.

"12 weeks, better than I have been, and yes." Regina was quick to answer each question my mom had spouted off at us.

"How could you keep this a secret for so long?" The table went quiet, mom's face still questioning as I watched Regina's eyes practically shoot daggers in mom's direction, her brow rose high on her head.

"We uhh—we wanted to wait until we were out of the miscarriage window, you know just in case something happened." I said quietly, trying to keep Regina calm, my mom still oblivious to the mention of hidden secrets.

The rest of the dinner went rather peacefully really. We shared our ultrasound pictures with them and much to Regina's hesitance she finally let her stomach out a little bit, her little bump was the most adorable thing I had ever seen. I didn't get to enjoy mine as much as I would have liked and it was only because of where I was and how I ended up there, but Regina? Oh man, I love that little bump more than I can possibly express. Mom was excited that we were due so close to Christmas, having a little Prince or Princess all bundled up for the cold winter months was, 'perfect for all those holiday pictures.' Regina was less than thrilled.

Week 14:

"What the fuck?" I whisper to myself as I'm jolted from my sleep, I glance at the clock, it's shortly after 1 am. I hear Regina's breathing, in deep sleep, she is moaning a bit and there it is, "what the actual fuck." I can't help it, what other reaction would I have right now? There is none! There is no way I can go back to sleep with this thing, it's magic, it's throbbing and I didn't take no damn potion for it. Why do I have a cock and why is it so unbelievably uncomfortable right now!?

I breathe gently trying to control the pulsing between my legs. This thing is going to be the death of me…I mean I had asked Zelena about a spell to give me one to play with sexually but I think Regina just gave me one in her sleep. Is she having a sex dream? Is she dreaming of my having sex with her with—with this thing? I listen carefully as her breathing intensifies and then slows down a bit, she groans deep and throaty.

Jeez woman you are going to kill me in your sleep. I groan as I listen to her, trying to tune out as much of those pleasurable sighs as I can.

We haven't really had sex yet since she's been pregnant, she's been flirtier lately though and I figure that's a good sign. Her mood has gotten better and now that the cat is out of the bag with most of the family she is definitely more comfortable in her skin. Sex however? Not as much, I think she still harbor's insecurities for intimacy, I can't blame her nor can I force her into something she's not comfortable with. However, her dreams suggest otherwise right now…if my suspicions are correct she's as horny as I am but is feeling extremely uncomfortable with her changing body.

I hear another sigh and my magic cock throbs for her, this fucking thing has a mind of its own I swear! I've got to have her, if she rejects me I'll accept it but if I coax her awake gently maybe she'll be receptive to my advances tonight.

I slowly move to spoon her, kissing the back of her shoulder as I wrap my arms around her, feeling the small swell of her abdomen under my fingertips…seriously my favorite thing right now. She moans again as she pushes her ass into my groin, yup that's going to jolt her awake for sure but maybe if she knows it's magic she can get rid of it for me so I can go back to sleep…

"Em—it's early—" she's sleepy I can tell, but she is certainly acting receptive.

"You were moanin' quite a bit babe," I whisper in her ear, as I kiss along the shell and down her neck. "Good dreams I hope." I smile, hoping to jolt her memory on what she might have been dreaming.

"Mmm hm—" she moans again as I nip at the tendon in her neck and push my own groin against her backside again.

"Did you get a toy?" She was groggy and extremely confused as I continued kissing her neck and ear, pulling her nightgown to the side so I can kiss different spots along her shoulders and arm.

"Nope—"

"What-?" she pushes against me again as she feels the hardness between my legs and it finally hits her as she jolts awake, magicking on lights and throwing the covers off me.

"Oh Gods 'Gina! Bright!" I try to cover my eyes to block the light as hers glance at my new edition she decided to give me in my sleep.

"Emma did you use magic? What happened?" She is confused why I have it and blaming me of course, because who else would there be to blame at this point?

"It wasn't me…" I throw my arm behind my head and grin playfully before I continue, eyes finally adjusting to the lights in the room, "what were you dreaming about Regina?"

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out, I watch her face flush in embarrassment.

"Nothing—" she was quick to answer I knew she was lying, my lie detector was pinging like crazy! She stands at the edge of the bed, uncertain, I see her eyes darting back between my new cock and my eyes…she's definitely contemplating something here.

"Seriously? So, nothing you were dreaming about could give me this raging hard-on? Nothing at all?" I play with her, I can't help it, she hates I do this to her but I know she'll come around and we'll get down to business in no time. I just have to play the game first and wait it out. I watch as she shakes her head, her eyes fixated on my more than obvious state of arousal. "Okay, well I guess I'll go take a cold—"

"Don't." She sat on the edge of the bed again, I could tell she was nervous and I didn't want to push her of course. "I—um—I was dreaming about when we were trying to get pregnant and how you had, you um—"

"I had a cock it's fine," I help her out and watch her flush in, I'm assuming embarrassment.

"Yes, Gods Emma, it's amazing and I—I have—" she can't even spit out what she's trying to say, it's killing me, I'm not sure I should just let the whole thing go or just stick with her. This could be really good or really bad, either way I'm sitting here with a straining hard-on that is not being used and I'm really starting to understand why guys 'think with their dick.'

"Babe we—" I try to interject to let her know that we don't have to do anything if she's not feeling it.

"Dammit Emma, I've been horny as hell for days and—" she catches my eyes and I notice they are dark with her arousal, after all that she's telling me she's as horny as I am at this point?

"Well what are you goi—"

"Shut up," it took half a second of my trying to sass her back before I feel her straddling my lap. She obviously wasn't feeling self-conscious at that point. Her lips found mine quite quickly as she fought for control, clearly, she was feeling a little excited with the state of things.

"Oh, I wish you'd tell me more." I try to murmur out in between her kissing me, I feel her groin grinding on my cock again and I groan deeply feeling her wetness through her panties.

"More what?" she moans against my lips as she moves her kisses to my neck, biting and nibbling and I can't help but moan at her advances.

"More of umm—of your dream—" I barely manage to choke out as she hits a sensitive spot behind my ear. I can sense her confidence is back as she starts grinding on me harder.

"Oh? What do you want me to tell you?" I know she's teasing me now, she can literally tell me anything about the sexy dream she may have been having and I'd be ok with it. "How good it felt when you slipped into me—" she groans into my ear and I am lost, "how I dripped onto your lap with the amazing sensations that cock brought me?" She ground herself more firmly against me, my lower abs getting a little damp as she grinds herself on me, her breathing intensified in my ear now and I hear her breath hitch as she must've hit a sensitive spot on herself.

"Fuck Regina please," I beg her to keep going, to please don't leave me hanging, I am so close to blowing at this point…my abs are tight trying to hold back, more than anything I want to be in her but I'm not going to stop her getting herself off on me if that's what feels good for her.

She grabs my hands and brings them to her chest, she carefully lets my hands go so I can tease her nipples. Apparently, she wants some breast play and I'm totally ok with it. I can't help my magic as it envelops us and strips us bare, I feel her wet center flush against my groin, her ass rubbing against my cock now just offering me more stimulation as I brush finger tips along her swollen tips.

"Be gentle, they are sore." She moans as I tweak a little too hard for her liking now and nod in understanding, setting up a lighter sensation for her to enjoy. Her breasts feel heavy and now seeing her in an intimate setting I can see the changes her body is going through more clearly.

"You are so beautiful." I watch her as she rides me, just working herself up, she clearly wanted this to last but she is going to-

"Em—" she gasps as I move my hips with hers gently, she's going to orgasm on me and I'm totally ok with It, if that's all she wants, I will go rub one out if I need too. She's going to come just from grinding herself on me and my playing with her breasts and if it isn't the sexiest thing ever then— "I'm, oh yesss." I take the moment to squeeze a little more firmly at her nipples and I sense her body tense up as she gasps for air, her hips rolling and I try to keep up with her to make sure she hits her peak. She is coming and I would love to push this annoyance into her but I know she's not ready for that quite yet, I will wait for her, "Emma—please-fuck me."

That's all I needed to hear, she was coming over me and still wanted me to flip her over and fuck her like mad, if this what I get from pregnant Regina then so be it, she was so fucking hot. I ease her down from her orgasm a bit and roll us so I pin her gently, my mouth attacking her neck like a vampire, I nibble and suck at her racing pulse as my hips grind against hers, I cannot control my humping motions as nature takes over. I reach between us and graze my fingers over her core, she is saturated…dripping…

"Holy shit baby," I drop my head to her breasts as I stroke along her throbbing clit, her body jumping at the direct contact.

"Fill me Emma please." She groans out in desperation and I love that sound…those words…her mouth…

I grab my new addition and stroke through her wetness gently, probing ever so slightly so she gets used to the intrusion, it's been months since we've had sex let alone a toy, more than anything I don't want to hurt her.

"I'll be fine, please Emma just—" I trust her words and push into her gently, I hear her hiss out in pleasure, it's been so long so I've touched her in this way. She's so warm around me and it feels fantastic as I nestled myself in her as deep as I can and kiss her neck and shoulder, biting ever so gently. Her hips start bucking up against me, she's being impatient, hell I'm surprised I've held out as long as I have.

I move my hips with hers, creating a nice rhythm for us, I hear her breathing intensify below me and prop myself up on hands to give her room…her belly not quite in the way yet but I can definitely feel there is something between us. I slip in and out of her easily, she clearly was 'horny as hell' as she so eloquently put it. I need to keep that one for teasing later.

"'Gina, babe, I'm going to—" I try to warn her that I cannot hold out much longer, this cock was stronger than I was at this point, I had no control over the level of arousal I was at, I tried. I pumped my swollen cock swiftly in and out of her soaked passage, just hearing her groan was going to be the death of me.

"Emma…" her voice was so soft, so encouraging, she wanted my completion too, she wanted to feel me shudder against her as I came unraveled over her. Her muscles tighten around me, I feel her pulsing rhythmically around my cock, pulling me deeper into her depths.

"Oh fuck—" I pump quickly and follow her into another orgasm, the waves roll through her, and I gasp trying to stay with her as her insides grip me and we come down from our high together. Her arms wrap around my shoulders, pulling me closer to her, she doesn't want me to go anywhere…

"Mmm, I've missed you." She groans as she catches her breath.

"I've missed you too 'Gina," I roll onto my side and she follows me, throwing her leg between the two of mine and nestling into my chest. I listen to her breathing on me, the post orgasmic afterglow radiating beautifully on her, only an hour as passed since I woke up with—"hey babe? Why didn't it go away? I still feel it." I'm confused, I assumed if it was created with magic it would go away. She nudges gently, moving her knee up towards my now flaccid cock. It feels weird and sticky as hell…not at all attractive.

"Maybe when we wake up in the morning it'll be gone…" she drawls out, clearly, she was lulled to sleep with our activities but my mind was going a mile a minute with the idea that I'd be stuck with this stupid thing. Well I guess it's kind of cool, I was just saying that it'd be fun. "We can talk to Zelena?" She breathes out before she starts to doze on me.

Awesome, now I'm thinking about her sister right before I try to sleep, she's just going to fucking laugh if I tell her I have it but what other choice do I have? I can hear her cackle now.

Ok, let me tell you this right now…IT DIDN'T GO AWAY!