Foodvengers: Guardians of Grub
Chapter 1:
The Incredible Hamburger stood with Captain Apple in the top shelf of the refrigerator door. They were discussing their newest scheme to defeat the Cold Ones. Upon first glance, the Incredible Hamburger appeared to be a simple leftover hamburger. But when aggravated, he turned into a monster, destroying anything and anyone in his path. Captain Apple considered himself the leader of the Foodvengers, although the other members did not agree at all. He was the most conceited of the group. Captain Apple never traveled without his secret weapon: his shield, made from a discarded potato chip.
Silently, Agent Stroganoff walked onto the shelf. Agent Stroganoff was a very sensible lady. Her beauty and beef made it easy for her to distract villains such as the Cold Ones. Behind her walked Corn. Corn never traveled without his trusty fork. Corn was known for his amazingly beauty and his astonishing physique. Needless to say, that much attention sometimes got to his head. Fiber Bar followed. Fiber Bar's high iron quantity made him extremely strong, but he preferred to fight from within his cellophane wrapper, which could never be penetrated.
The five warriors stood in a tight huddle. They were discussing what to do about the most dangerous of the Cold Ones: DiGiorno. DiGiorno was a low-key kind of man, but when attacked, he was merciless. He had the power to make anyone hallucinate that he or she was being slowly cooked in an oven preheated to 350 degrees. Before every kill, he whispers "You want a pizza me?" into the victim's ear before impaling the poor soul with his razor-sharp pepperoni's. The last thing anyone would want to do is to be on DiGiorno's bad side, but that was precisely the goal of the Foodvengers.
Because of their conflicting personalities, the Foodvengers were not coming any closer to a plan. "Let's cut him to the core!" shouted Captain Apple. "No, no. We need to plan a surprise attack. Otherwise, he'll notice us and have a cow!" explained the Incredible Hamburger. Corn suggested that they capture DiGiorno and take him to the local cops, the Peas Force*. "Heck no!" interfered Fiber Bar. "If we put him behind those bars, he'll eventually get out. Or he'll torture the peas to death! We can't allow that." Argument broke out. Everyone was fighting, and the babble was unbearable.
"I agree wholeheartedly," said a smooth, cool voice. The five heroes looked up to see a frozen artichoke staring down from the shelf above them. It was one of the Cold Ones.
*Peas are viewed as a neutral food item because they can thrive on either side of the refrigerator. Therefore, they have been chosen to keep the shelves safe by acting as a police force.