This is the story of one loan heroes struggle to overcome to the forces of evilness. This mighty heroes name: Brittany the Unicorn !

Rachel the Voice was in the girls locker room.

She had just been beaten up badly by some drunk ninjas. Secretly though, she was quite attracted to Quinn the Gay.

Meanwhile Quinn the Gay was walking by Rachel the Voice house, in

She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!

She looked unto the window. She gazed unto the crystal glass and beholded a wonder of nature

She saw Rachel the Voice under the shower and was happy because there was no fire. She went into the house and used Rachel the Voice's playstation to play some Guitar Hero (on hard mode of course) until Rachel the Voice was done.

Suddenly, Brittany the Unicorn walked in.

"Quick, you need to follow me! Santana the Secret Puppy has returned!"

"Wed do anything for you sexy one."

"ok lets go!"

"ok"

"ok!"

"ok!"

And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.

And they journeyed long and far too reach their destinyed encouter with fate which was forsaw by a soothsayer with the ability to predict the future.

that hasnt happened yet!...

"We must jorney now to yonder to defeat thee the evil king of evil and to defeat thie and return spread our magic to this realm of !"

"Yes, Letus the final batle commencment start!"

And then, suddenly Santana the Secret Puppy stood behind them. She held an old book in her hand and the in the other.

"I see you finaly found me, allthough it will not do you any good. You see, the is the last componant I need in the incarntation of Eternal Combinatactorion.

At last I will be one with who I admire most, I will have the true power - from the one that has lead me all these years. My one true ally...

Satan: the Devil incarnated!"

Everyone gasped in horror as they were shocked.

"Behold, prepare to knell before me, as the world soon will!"

With that she spoke the evil words, and the ground shock and cracked, and the skys opened, and worms formed around him and then she was Satan!

Suddenly, (who was playing dead) lunged at Satan, grabbing the off him

With the spell broken, this gave Brittany the Unicorn time to stab satan in the eyemaking blood squirt out while sending him back to Hell!

"Our work here is done"

With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.