Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers.

Rule 4:

Loki is not allowed to put a collar on civillians and make them kneel to him.

-Humans aren't dogs.

{"I beg to differ."}

~The Avegers would most likely kick your ass.

-We really don't want to see a old lady on her knees proclaiming she's part of the 'Loki army'.

Rule 5:

Tony is NOT allowed to ride on the Hulk and scream, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

{"But they are!"}

-This isn't Back To The Future.

{"I can make that happen."}

~Again, S.H.I.E.L.D is mainly a spy group. Hit hint; Lay low.

-You look fucking stupid.

Rule 6:

Steve is not allowed to take things from the museum and reply with, "I knew him."

-Again, spy originization.

~You also look pretty fucking stupid.

{"Watch your lanuage!"}

-You do realize that was how many years ago and you look around your 20's?

AN: Early chapter because I really didn't expect that many follows/favorites~ Thank you~! cxx

Feedback helps motivate me~ Give me ideas~ c;

Also, there will only be 3 rules every chapter until the end.

~C.H