Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers.
AN: I'm sorry it took me so long to update, my computer has been messing up. xc

Also to ICEAGEISPIC I'll lower down on it~ and I'm not sure, usually it's BlackHawk

Thank you for everyone who suggested rules~

Rule 7 (Suggested by Sagitarizze):

Tony is not allowed to give Loki as a smash toy for the Hulk in order to calm him down.

-It hurts Loki's ego.

~You do not want to see Loki's ego hurt.

-Bruce gets a little too excited and wants to smash more things.

Rule 8(Suggested by OkieDokieLoki):

Thor is not allowed to go to the store to get more cats.

-You're the god of thunder and lightning, not cats.

-Just because Jane like them dosen't mean you can get 50.

Rule 9:

Do not (Emphises "Not") mention an eight legged horse around Loki.

-There'll be a World War 3.

-Loki's worse than Agent Romanoff on her period.

(YES, it's that serioud.)

~Actually, don't mention any ancient Norse mythology around Loki.

-mouths sewn shut, snake venom, etc.