AN/ I always wanted to write about this prompt /shies away /

Warning: Child!Akashi, Possessive!Akashi, Kindergarten Teacher Kuroko :3, Children!Kiseki and the usual AkaxFem!Kuroko with a dash of GoMxFem!Kuroko. Slight Kagami bashing. Short drabble thingy

Disclaimer: If I could direct your attention to the first quarter.

"talking"

'thinking'

Of Scissors and Vanilla Milkshakes

Third Quarter: I 3 Kuroko-sensei!

Pairing: AkaxFem!Kuro, GoMxFem!Kuro, one-sided KagaxFem!Kuro

Set in Sei-chan's POV

If there is anyone worthy of Kuroko Tetsumi's (-sensei) love, it will be only me, why? Because my words are absolute.

Let me introduce myself first, as you all know, my name is Akashi Seijuurou, 5 years of age and is currently studying at Teikou Kindergarten. I live with my father since my mother had passed away for a while now. I have friends, or I would like to call them my underlings, who are loyal to me and would obey my every command they are Murasakibara Atsushi, the purple haired, purple eyed giant who can't seem to stop eating too many sweets, I swear he's going to have to see his dentist frequently if this continues.

"Ne, Aka-chin… Mido-chin doesn't want to share his sweets" Speaking of the devil, he's a handful as ever.

"This is my lucky item! I can't give them to you-nodayo!" The bespectacled green-haired boy next to Atsushi said, his said 'Lucky item' that is a chocolate bar, by the way, is tightly clutched to his chest.

"Ehhh… It looks tatsy…"

"No is a no-nanodayo! Akashi! Do something about Muwasakibara, he only listens to you-nodayo"

You may ask who this is, being able to call my great self as familiar as he did. Well, he's my second in command, Midorima Shintarou, he may not look like it but he's quiet smart, not smarter than me of course, I'm always right after all. Shintarou is what you can call weird; he would watch this Oha-Asa every morning and bring his 'lucky items' every day to school. Tch, I don't even believe in luck, good and bad things happen depending on every act you make and not by some dumb fortune thing. How foolish.

"Mido-chin, it's Murasakibara~" Atsushi lazily corrected.

"Hmph. I know that." As tsundere as ever, Shintarou.

Well, enough of that, let me introduce to my other two underlings which I don't know exactly where in the world are.

"Mou, Aominecchi! You cheater, let's play again! Again-ssu!" Oh, there's one. See that whiny blonde over there? That's Kise Ryouta. He's one of my underlings too, he may be a little useless but I can always bully him whenever I'm bored. He's stupid like that.

Next is the ganguro beside him, who is disgustingly picking at his nose, looking bored as Ryouta rambled on, who wouldn't anyways? He's too noisy. Anyways, that's Aomine Daiki, he's a basketball idiot. No wonder he's too tanned well, you could count on him whenever a fight commences so he can be quite useful, I think.

"Shut up. I won fair and square you noisy blonde!"

"No! You cheated! Aominecchi is a cheater! A cheater-ssu!"

BAM.

"I said shut the hell up! You moron!" See how he hit Ryouta? That is how I find him useful, he's vicious at heart.

"Waaaah! Kurokocchi! Aominecchi hit me!" Sheesh, he's so damn noisy. Calling Tetsumi like that, he sure has nerves…

"Kise-kun, don't cry. Aomine-kun, where did you learn to use words like that? They're bad, please stop using them and stop bullying Kise-kun too." My angel finally came though the way she's patting Ryouta on the head as she reprimand Daiki is quite getting to my nerves.

"Ah, Kuro-chin, Mido-chin doesn't want to share his sweets with me. I want it~ I want it~"

"Quiet! I told you that it is my lucky item so no! Kuroko-sensei, tell Muwasakibara that he can't have it-nodayo."

"Murasakibara-kun, I'll give you sweets later so stop persuading Midorima-kun okay?"

"Hai Kuro-chin~ Mido-chin, it's Murasakibara, how many times should I tell you that~?"

Well, Atsushi sure looks happy, the others as well. Those insolent bastards, how they dare try to hog Tetsumi's attention all to themselves. Peasants, I shall teach you a lesson you'll never forget.

I walk to where they are. As my underlings see me, they immediately step back. Hah, so they know that Tetsumi's mine. Excluding Ryouta though, who seems content there lying in Tetsumi's lap. How dare he…

"Tetsumi." Ryouta's ears perked up, wait it isn't my imagination. He's such a pitiful dog so he should have ears.

"Ah, Akashicchi-ssu! I wast ju-"

"Move." I commanded and Ryouta quickly moved away. I then took my rightful place right in Tetsumi's lap where Ryouta was a while ago.

"Sei-kun, that was bad. I was just comforting Kise-kun." Tetsumi reprimanded. I wouldn't usually let people scold me, even if it is my parents although Tetsumi's an exception to that.

"He was in my place. Tetsumi, don't let any other man touch you." She is mine. I wouldn't let anybody touch what is mine, even my underlings.

"Sei-kun, you're too young to say things like that. What would you do if I let Akashi-san know about your behavior here?" I forgot to tell you all that aside from being my teacher, Tetsumi's my neighbor too so we go home together every day making the others more jealous of how close I am to Tetsumi. Hah, be more jealous you peasants.

"I would ask your parents for your hand in marriage then. I'm sure father wouldn't mind, he likes you too after all." Yes, that's it. If Tetsumi marries me then I wouldn't have to threaten those lecherous bastards to leave her alone. Marriage would be the ultimate proof that she's mine and only mine.

"You're too young for that Sei-kun. Are you even aware of what you're saying right now?"

"Of course Tetsumi, you would be my bride in the future. I know that I am too young right now but I will marry you by the time I enter high school."

"Sei-kun…" Why does Tetsumi looks so exasperated? I didn't ask her something bizarre didn't I?

"Promise me?" I ended it with cute puppy eyes, I normally won't do this but I know Tetsumi doesn't like it when I become commanding.

"Eh… I promise." See? She was smitten by my charm. I'm such a charming young man.

"Hah, heard that you peasants? Tetsumi's officially mine. You scums should back off." Well, this will most likely cause an uproar.

"Waaah! Kurokocchi should marry me!"

"Whaddaya mean Kise?! Akashi you! The only one who can marry Tetsu is me!"

"How sly Aka-chin, I want to marry Kuro-chin too, she gives me tasty sweets~ Nee, Kuro-chin, marry me~"

"Kuroko-sensei shouldn't marry anyone of you-nodayo! She should marry someone she really likes although if she desires, she could marr-"

"Shut up you tsundere!"

"Midorimacchi you want to marry Kurokocchi too?!"

"Don't lie Mido-chin~"

"Urusai! It's not like I want to marry Kuroko-sensei too-nodayo."

See? I'm always right after all.

"Ryouta. Daiki. Atsushi. Shintarou." Each one of them flinched, except for Atsushi who just kept on munching his sweets.

I send them a glare which means 'back the hell off now before I kill you all'.

And by some miracle, they did.

So now, Tetsumi and I are all alone, with me situated comfortably in her lap as she tenderly caresses my hair. She seems too preoccupied with my hair to notice that we were left alone.

"Sei-kun really has soft hair, I really like how it feels when I touch it." She sent me a gentle smile (reserved for only me, mind you) that made my heart leap. Even if she often says that I am not aware of my actions towards her, I know myself that I meant everything that I say and do.

"Kuroko, can I talk to you in private?" Tetsumi and I are currently inside the teacher's office and was about to go home when this imbecile known as Kagami Taiga decided to interfere and what does he mean by 'talking in private'? Wait, I have seen this too many times on those romantic T.V shows that our maids watch. Don't tell me that he's planning to… confess?

"Ah. Sei-kun is actually waiting for me, Kagami-kun. Is it that important?" I hurriedly took my scissors out when Tetsumi isn't looking to warn Kagami about his soon unforgivable deed.

"Tetsumi, I would like to speak to Kagami-kun myself. May I?" I said as I stare at Kagami while ominously snipping my scissors, I quickly hid it when Tetsumi turned her attention back to me though the outcome was what I expected.

"Uh sure… let's go Seijuurou-kun." He extended his hand to guide me of the chair that I was currently sitting at but I am a very capable man so I swatted his hand away then proceeded to leave the teacher's office.

That wild tiger followed me out of course

"Listen closely" I started

Snip.

"Tetsumi is mine and only mine, Kagami-kun" I tried to sound as sweet as I can as I continuously snip my scissors. It came out as intimidating though.

"What?! Are you seriously a five year old?! Give me that scissors Seijuurou-kun! They are dangerous." Oh, it seems that this absurd man ignored my warnings, well time to give him something to be afraid of then.

SNIP!

"Wah?!"

"Relax, it only graced your cheek. Good job at dodging that though, I was seriously aiming for your eyes you know." I stare at my scissors then to Kagami who was looking at me, dumbfounded.

"Though, you would get more than that if you go as far as to try and take Tetsumi away from me."

"The next time you oppose me will be your last, be warned Kagami-kun. I will kill everyone who opposes me, even if it is my parents." I left as soon as I said that, leaving that idiot Kagami jaw opened. I hope that flies would enter his mouth, he deserves that.

"Sei-kun, are you finished talking to Kagami-kun? It's getting quite late. Let's go home?"

Tetsumi asked as soon as I entered the teacher's office. I glanced at the clock to see that it is indeed getting quite late. I still need to study.

"Yes, let's go home Tetsumi."

We are now in front of Tetsumi's house. I always insisted that I walk her home first before going home, that's what a gentleman has to do right? And besides I want her to be always safe.

"I will be fine, Sei-kun doesn't have to walk me home every day. In fact, I should be the one doing that since I am your teacher." Tetsumi crouched down to pat my head, our usual gesture when saying goodbye.

"Nonsense, it is a man's duty to make sure that his girl will be safe so I have to walk you home every day Tetsumi."

"Sei-kun's so nice, I know that you will find someone worthy of these things that you do in the future."

What.

"But Tetsumi is my future. I will have no one beside Tetsumi."

"Hai, hai. I understand Sei-kun. Oh, may I ask what you talked about Kagami-kun earlier?" It seems that Tetsumi is still not taking me seriously. How unaware can she be? This woman…

"None of importance, just a friendly chat. Furthermore, Tetsumi" I started as I grab a hold of both her cheeks with my hand, she was forced to sit at the action.

"It seems to me that you are still not taking me seriously. Believe me, I would marry you, I would marry you when I am old enough to marry. I don't want anyone else other than Tetsumi and I want to spend my life with you. I want Tetsumi to see me as a man and not just one of your students." Tetsumi blinked, seemingly stupefied.

"I love Tetsumi more than anyone else after all." I ended my speech with a chaste kiss on her lips.

As I broke away, I see red creeping from Tetsumi's cheeks. I let out a gentle smirk.

Just a bit more and I am sure that Tetsumi will finally see me as a man.

Okay cut~ whoaaaah talk about some serious sh*t. Gomen nasai, gomen nasai. I didn't mean it to turn out this way waaaah is it too much minna? Please tell me!

Oh yeah, any suggestions about the next oneshot? Gimme your ideas :3

And again, sorry for this /shot

Laters~

-Alyss