Deep in the woods of the park, Stuart was sitting on a large rock, puffing on a cigarette. He was watching his best friend repeatedly swing a baseball bat down on the ground.
The disc he'd snatched from class was in many, many tiny pieces. "Stupid, demented puppet, burn in hell, DIE!" yelled Murdoc. Stuart finishes his fag to hop off the rock, grabbing his friend's arm.
"Alright, Mudsy, I think it's dead." said Stuart. Murdoc huffed a bit to look at the few tiny shards that remain. "Ya, tsk, stupid movie." said Murdoc.
He spits at the remains and tosses the bat for the two to walk away. "Where'd you get the bat?" asked Stuart. "Saw it on some kid's bike, so I snagged it." said Murdoc. He pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights up.
"Hopefully the sub doesn't grab another copy." said Stuart. "Ya, same, but we just have to deal with her till tomorrow." said Murdoc. "You got a prank?" asked Stuart.
"Ya, it'll involve glue, snakes, and whatever is left over from the bio labs dissection lesson, heard they're using mice this time." said Murdoc. "Cool, and what kind of snakes?" asked Stuart. "Any so long as they bite hard." said Murdoc.
Stuart blinks to look away. Okay, Murdoc was really pissed off at this sub.
They're soon out of the woods and heading to the parking lot where Murdoc has his car parked. The Satanist spits out his fag to get into the driver's seat with Stuart in shotgun. Stylo starts off and they're driving off.
"I need some caffeine, wanna make a quick stop at that cafe by the record shop?" asked Murdoc. "Sounds good, plus I wanted to talk to the cashier again." said Stuart. "Oh her, what was her name again, Nancy?" asked Murdoc. "Ya, she's the pretty raven haired girl with the neon pink highlights." said Stuart.
"Huh, sorry, but you got no chance." said Murdoc. "Huh why, do you like her?" asked Stuart. "Nah, not into the neon chicks, I saw her make out with that bird from Homeroom Kelly." said Murdoc. "Ooh, so she's a lesbian." said Stuart. "Or bi, you never know." shrugged Murdoc.
The bluenette nods in agreement as they soon arrive at the small cafe. "I hope they still have some of the caramel flavored shots." said Stuart. "Seriously Stu-pot, you need to cut back on those." said Murdoc.
Stuart just sticks his tongue out at his friend who in return punches his arm. The two laugh as they head inside.
*~* GORILLAZ *~*
Walking down the street, Ryan Rivers was with his cronies, who was in debate about the baseball team.
The leaner one was Zeke Tailor, with a blonde Mohawk in a green t-shirt and baggy jeans. The more buffer one was Dan Finch, who had a brown mullet in a wife beater and jeans. These two have stood by Ryan's side since before kindergarten, they were his lackeys and obeyed his wishes.
"I'm telling you, I was a better pick for the team this year." spat Zeke. "Not really dude, you were a bit slow after first base." said Dan. Zeke slaps the other in turn hits back.
"Will you two idiots shut up, I'm thinking here." snapped Ryan. "About what exactly?" asked Zeke. "You didn't notice, back in English class, Murdoc and Stuart were acting...off." said Ryan. "True, they didn't prank the sub." said Zeke.
"No, I saw it, Murdoc flinched, then Stuart leaves and the fire alarm just happens to go off." said Ryan. "Ya, you're right, Stuart must have pulled the alarm, but for what purpose?" asked Dan. "Well, the sub's movie did mysteriously disappear, there was something about that movie that made Murdoc flinch, and I need to know why." said Ryan.
The two cronies nod, Murdoc has been a pain to them since he first arrived here. The three were thirsty for revenge.
They turned the corner for Ryan to stop his lackeys. "Is that Murdoc's car?" asked Ryan. The two look ahead to see the familiar black car with the white stars on the doors.
"That is, Murdoc must be nearby." said Dan. The three hurry to the car as Dan moves to the shop windows. A building ahead, he spots the target.
"Murdoc and Stu are in the cafe, and they can't see us." laughed Dan. "Then let's mess with the bitch's car." laughed Ryan. Dan stayed by the window to keep watch as Zeke picks the locks open.
Ryan gets to the passenger's seat and Zeke looks around. "Wait, how did we mess up a car?" asked Zeke. "Hell if I should know." said Ryan. The rich boy hits a few spots, but the car still seems fine. 'Dammit.' thought Ryan.
He hits another spot for a cabinet to open. Humming to himself, he looks through it, seeing papers with Murdoc's writing, music notes, and a few CDs. It's then that Ryan notices something taped to the top of the opening.
He pulls it off to see an envelope and opens it to pull out a photo. Ryan then bursts out laughing. Zeke looks over to raise an eyebrow. "What's so funny?" asked Zeke. "This, ha, ha, ha, it's Murdoc, he's, ha, ha, he's dressed up as Pinocchio." laughed Ryan. Zeke's eyes widen and he takes the photo to look.
Sure enough it was Murdoc, dressed as the dumb puppet. The other laughs when Ryan sees writing on the back. As his lackey continues his laughter, Ryan reads the back.
:I will never take the stage for anyone but myself. I refuse to be anyone's damn puppet!:
'Oh, so poor Murdoc has a fear of puppets, too rich.' thought Ryan. Dan then rushes over to them. "Guys, Murdoc and Stuart are paying now." warned Dan. Zeke and Ryan get out of the car and run down the street to get away.
All the while, Ryan never looses his grip on the photo. 'Karma is a bitch, Murdoc, and my revenge will be everlasting.' thought Ryan.
A/N: Murdoc feels better after destroying that movie, but now Ryan and his lackeys know his secret. And they stole the proof of it. What will Ryan's revenge be? Stay tuned and plz review.