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The last bell rang and it was finally time to go home for the day, to say that my first day was interesting would be an understatement. As the events of today were playing out through my head my lack of attention caused me to crash yet again. The force of whatever I crashed into was so strong that I fell backwards onto my ass. I could feel the nausea filling up in me and I wasn't even able to open my eyes. Strangely enough though there was a unfamiliar weight that was keeping me from being able to sit up. "Oh, no you're bleeding! Here let me help you," the wind had been knocked out of me very hard when I fell so I still wasn't able to open my eyes, all I knew was that the voice came from a female.

Willing myself to see who the mysterious woman was I slowing opened my eyes little by little until they were completely opened. I had a strong sense of deja vu because of what had happened earlier today with Akeno, except I had no idea who this girl was. She was wearing a school uniform but it wasn't from my school or any other in the are that I knew of. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help myself from checking her out top to bottom. It turned out that the weight I was feeling was from her straddling my lap. A girl sitting on my lap in public like this? It's amazing how many perverted thoughts I'm having at once, M&M would be so proud of me. I can't wait to rub in in their faces.

Seeming to snap out of a trance she started moving for the first time and fumbling around in her pocket until she grabbed what looked like handkerchief. "Now, I need you to hold still for me," even though I had no idea who this girl was her voice was so soothing that it felt like I had no choice but to obey her command. I nodded my head slightly to show her that I understood and with that she brought the handkerchief down to my forehead and started wiping it off. Was I sweating that much? This is so pathetic she probably thinks I'm a huge overly sweaty creep. To my surprise though, once she pulled away the handkerchief it was no longer white and instead dark red almost like the color of….blood. Wait blood? Was I bleeding?

My hand slowly started to make its way to touch my forehead when she grabbed me. What is it now? "Don't," she whispered, "If you touch the wound and your hands are the slightest bit dirty you'll get an infection. Don't worry though, I'm very clumsy so I always carry a first aid kid with me, so just let me patch you up."

"O-okay, but could you please stop straddling me? As much as I like it, its causing me a lot of pain right now," I choked out.

"I'm so sorry here I was trying to help you out after crashing into and now I'm causing you pain," she apologized as she slowly lifted herself off of me. Then she pulled the first aid kit out of her purse and started to work on my forehead. Within a couple of minutes she had completely disinfect the wound and put a bandaid on my forehead where the blood had been coming from. "Sorry about the bandaid, I don't usually need to use them on others so I only have girly ones."

"Don't worry about it," I said while moving into a sitting position and then slowly but surely making my way onto two feet. "Oh, my name is Issei Hyoudou by the way. Thanks again for fixing me up."

"My name is Yuma," she shyly responded. "I was wondering if maybe I could have your number so that we could hang out sometimes?"

"You want to hang out with me," I quizzically responded. "What would you want to hang out with me for anyway?"

"Well I was hoping that you would consider becoming my boyfriend. I know we've only just met but you seem really nice and I've never had a boyfriend before," her cheeks became the brightest shade of red I'd ever seen as she said that.

She wants to be my girlfriend? But she looks so cute and nice what would she want with someone like me? Well I can't think of any reason not to...oh yeah Akeno. I know that the two of us will never go out but a boy can dream right? But if she were to find out that I was dating someone else then I'd have no chance at all of ever being with her. But what should I say to Yuma so that she understands? Ah yes, I've got it. "Yuma I'm sorry but I won't go out with someone until we've gotten to know each other first so how do you feel about becoming friends first?"

She hesitated at my words and it almost looked like she scowled at me. Then immediately after that she was smiling and jumping up and down, "Friends? That sounds amazing Issei! Then we will be able to get to know each other better for when we start dating!"

I can't believe that actually worked! This way if the one in a million chance of me having a chance with Akeno becomes reality then I'll be with her and if it doesn't then I can start dating Yuma! It does seem like kind of a dick move even to me, but desperate times call for desperate measures. With that we traded contact information, said our goodbyes, and I made my way home.

Due to my run in with Yuma I was home later than usual and my mom had just finished making supper. I washed my hands and then made my way to the kitchen table. "So how was school today Ise? Did anything interesting happen?" My mom asked me. She really was the best, her and dad both even though they always call me a pervert and try to embarrass me.

"Uh nothing out of the ordinary happened today, I think I'm really going to like it here" I lied. I couldn't bring myself to tell my parents about the events of today because if I did the embarrassment would be unlike anything ever before. Sadly I would just have to keep the events of today to myself. One thing wasn't a lie though, I was definitely looking forward to attending Kuoh Academy. With all of the hot girls, my friends, and did I mention hot girls at my new school everything was turning up Ise.

After supper I made my way to my bedroom and turned on my PC and hopped into the group discord I had with M&M. "Guys remember how I crashed into that upperclassmen Akeno on the way to school?"

"Oh hells yeah," Matsuda replied. "That chick is smoking hot I can't believe you had the honor of touching her. I wish I could touch her all over if you know what I mean wink wink."

"That's not where I was going, but thanks or that. On my way home I wasn't paying attention and I ended up crashing into another girl…" I started until I was hastily cut off.

"Another one! Are you for real! What the hell dude! Share the wealth!" Motohama exclaimed in a displeased manner.

"Anyways, long story short she asked me to be her boyfriend," I blurted out. Eerily both of my friends stopped talking which made me think that something went wrong with discord. While I was checking it multiple minutes went by with complete silence.

Then out of the blue Motohama loudly yelled, "So you think your so cool? You got this girlfriend now? She's probably super ugly back me up Matsuda." Matsuda calmy agreed and I started to lose my cool.

"FYI she was one of the most attractive girls I have ever seen before and she was also super nice. But there is nothing to worry about, I told her I wanted to be just friends, for now anyways," I explained. That would clear everything up, there's no way they'll be mad at me anymore.

"WHAT? YOU DID WHAT?," Motohama screamed into the mic. "You're telling me that for the first time in your life not only was a girl nice to you and talked to you but she asked you to be her boyfriend. And then you went and turned her down? What the hell man, where is the logic in that?"

"Look, I didn't turn her down all that I said was I wanted to get to know her first. What if I had said yes to her and then that prevented me from having a chance with Akeno? I want to at least find out how she feels about me before I take any action," I exclaimed with pride.

M&M didn't like my answer and we ended up bickering for the rest of the night which meant that I wasn't able to get even a wink of sleep before school. Man was I going to be a zombie at school or what?