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"ARGH! ROBIN!" The tactician darted to where his wife's voice was coming from. He found her clutching Falchion's handle with it pointed towards their shared tent. As soon as she caught sight of him she ducked behind him.
Robin raised an eyebrow at her strange behaviour, "What's wrong Lucy?"
Lucina raised her head to look him in the eye, "I-It's...it's huge!"
"What's huge?"
"T-the... The BUG!"
Robin scoffed, "You've got to be kidding me, you mean you face face down Grima but you can't deal with an insect by yourself?" His face twisted with amusement.
"You wouldn't be saying that if you had seen how big it was, oh and did I mention it can fly?!" Her voice raised to a higher pitch.
"Okay, okay, okay. I'll get rid of it. Happy now?"
Lucina nodded and backed away from Robin as he opened the tent flap and peered inside. He couldn't see any signs of the presumably monstrous bug as he stepped inside his tent. He was about to question his wife whether she had actually seen the insect or if she had just imagined it but then he heard a buzzing sound whizz by his head. The tactician snapped his head around and caught sight of it. Lucina certainly wasn't exaggerating when she said it was big. Robin's eyes widened, but not because of fear. He felt excitement at the prospect of a challenge. The beetle continued to whizz around the tent obliviously.
Robin heard his wife mutter through the tent walls, "Did you get it yet?"
"No but it would be nice to have some help."
"There's no way I'm going in there with that!"
The white-haired tactician chuckled, expecting that answer from her. He raised his hands and crept to where the beetle had landed -on his and Lucina's cot. "Just a little more...and...Hah!" He attempted to clap his hands over the beetle, which was difficult considering it was almost the size of his hand. Robin eyed his clasped hands and smirked as an idea hit him. He hid his hands behind his back and poked his head through the tent flap.
"Okay, I got it. No need to worry anymore love."
Lucina visibly relaxed and stepped towards her spouse, "thank the gods!"
Chrom's tactician kept a straight face until Lucina was a foot away form him, then he thrust his hands in her face; opening them to reveal the large beetle.
"Argh!" The navy-haired lord screamed and raised her arms in front of her to shield her face. Robin's quiet snickering turned into hearty laughter, which echoed around the camp.
"Haha...Your face is... I can... It's just... You should have seen your face haha!" He wheezed out in between laughs.
"Hey! That was not funny!" Chrom's future daughter crossed her arms and scowled.
The ivory-haired Tactican mimicked his wife's position and huffed, "puh-lease. Sure it was large, for a beetle but still... You acted like a child." He smirked.
Lucy poked her tongue out at the remark. She sighed, remembering that she was indeed a princess, "you're right. I shouldn't have been so childish."
Robin almost choked on his own spit, "I'm sorry... You're right...?" He raised an eyebrow at her, "how do those words taste coming out of your mouth?"
"Like vinegar." She replied bitterly.
"Oh man, we should have had witnesses to this!"
Lucina playfully punched him on the shoulder, "oh hush, you... So... What are you going to do about the thing?"
"Thing?"
"You know, the bug."
"Uh..." Robin's eyes widened; while he was talking with his wife the beetle had escaped from his grasp. His eyes darted around the ground searching for the insect. He gulped when he finally located it; it was perched on Falchion's handle. "Uh Luce?"
"Yes Robin?"
He pointed to her sword, hanging near her hip. "It's right there."
The breath hitched in her throat as Lucina hesitantly shifted her gaze to Falchion, knowing what she would find.
Oh gods. Here we go again! Robin thought annoyingly as his wife leapt backwards, and started shaking her hips frantically to dislodge it from her sword. The beetle eventually went flying through the air, landing approximately seven feet away from the couple.
Lucina smirked triumphantly and unsheathed Falchion. She adjusted her stance and slashed where the beetle was, missing it by an inch as it took flight, trying to distance itself from its attacker.
Robin jumped forward and grabbed The Lord by the shoulder, "geez Lucy, it's just a beetle; let it go!"
"No way, it could kill us. You never know; it could be poisonous! Best just to kill it!"
Before she could prepare for another attack, a myrmidon approached them. He blinked whhe he saw the large insect land on the ground. A smirk manifested onto his face as he closed the distance between himself and the beetle. He knelt beside it and reached his hand out to pick it up. "Would you look at that; a Titan Beetle. I haven't seen one in ages."
"Lon'qu? Just what on earth do you think you're doing? Kill it before it kills you!" Lucina shrieked at him over the ten foot distance.
He looked at her and raised an eyebrow. "I have no idea what nonsense you're spouting woman... Titan Beetles are harmless."
Robin's laughter erupted around the three. He doubled over, and attempted to stifle his laughter when he saw his wife's furious face; only to fail. "Haha! Oh, all this time!"
"Shut it you!"
The tactician stood back up straight and clutched his aching stomach. "Now Lon'qu...Do you think you could take that oh-so-dangerous beetle away." His voice laced with sarcasm. His lips curved upward as he watched Lucina twitch from the corner of his eye.
Lucina scowled, "Just you wait Robin... Just you wait!"
A/N: Request from MasterHamsters, SuperPanda9000 and TomCraftTnT (Thanks guys! :3 )
This was based off of Lucina and her sibling's c-support conversation, but I wanted to change it to Lucy and her husbando. Gomen if the characters are OOC! Anyways, thanks for reading; reviews are appreciated! c:
Lon'qu: what's with all the fuss? It was just one beetle.
Lucina: ...shut...up...
Hey, uh Lucy? What are you... You what nevermind...Just... Don't kill him.
Lon'qu: w-what?! Unhand me woman!
Lucina: *eye twitch* who said you could make a cameo in this story anyway?
Lon'qu: ...