Lesson five l An Uchiha's Plan

At Home

Sasuke brushed long brown curls and put in green contacts. He pulled up a dark blue plaid skirt and a light blue button up. He also wore black shoes and glasses. Yes, the famous Uchiha was cross-dressing. Why you ask? Because of a certain blonde.

He knew the blonde wounldn't look at him unless he was a girl so, he changed... He bought all these clothes glaring at everyone who looked at him with a confused expression, their heads snapping back to what they were looking at as he walked out proudly.

After putting his glasses on he looked at himself in his body high mirror. He checked himself outand nodded to himself. 'He would totally hit that'. Then he started thinking of Naruto shirtless, his milky tan skin, six pack, his gorgeous blue eyes. He was starting to get hard as he thought of the blonde doing him...

Someone cleared their throat, Sasuke glared at the door to find his brother. Itachi looking at him with an amused expression. Sasuke even left the door open!

''No you didn't, I opened while you were moaning...Quite a place to do 'it' don't you think?'' Itachi said with an elegant eyebrow rose. Sasuke growled before taking his messengers bag and taking toast in his mouth from the kitchen and slamming the front door shut.

Itachi chuckled. Sasuke was going to school an hour early. In Konoha high-school, practices for sports and such were held in the morning before school and after. Itachi chuckled and went to his room, removing the duvet and revealing the large bulging underneath it.

Kyuubi groaned, his red locks in disarray, his clothes were messy and he was still sweaty and tired. As soon as Sasuke went to sleep Itachi and Kyuubi sound proofed the room and did it till the sun came up...Which was four hours ago.

''Itachi, I need to sleep!'' Kyuubi exclaimed getting up, yelping in pain. Then getting the duvet and covering himself with it. Itachi chuckled and crawled on-top of Kyuubi body that was covered in the duvet. ''I'm horny'' He whispered in Kyuubis ear, watching as a visual shiver went down Kyuubi spine.

''Your always horny! Go fuck a pillow or something! Leave me alone!'' Kyuubi exclaimed and went back into the dome he called a duvet. Itachi shook his head, he had to take a cold shower, for the third time this morning...

School

Sasuke growled, it was the third time this morning that a guy shamelessly stared at his ass in public. He was about to glare at whoever was disturbing his peace when warm arms wrapped themselves around his waist.

''She's mine, back off!'' A voice exclaimed. Sasuke turned around so he could shout at whoever called him 'his', When he saw beautiful pale blue eyes and yellow blonde hair in a pony tail and a tinted blush on his cheeks.

Deidara.

Sasuke decide to wiggle his way out of Deidaras arms when he gripped on his waist tightened.

''Stay'' He said rubbing his nose into Sasukes neck. Sasuke sighed before getting out of Deridaras grip and looked at Deidara straight on. ''Look, Dei-Whoever you are. Thanks but it'll be much appreciated if you would leave me alone'' Sasuke said in a high pitch voice, mimicking his obnoxious fan-girls.

Sasuke turned around and made his way to the office and got his 'new' schedule. He turned to go to class, receiving possessive growls of girls and whistles and stares from guys. At least his 'disguise' was believable.

Class

It was Sasukes lucky day! He had finally got his schedule so he had all the same classes as his favourite blonde. He rushed to his first class sitting on the fourth row down and two desks away from the window, this was the exact place to be to watch his blonde from behind.

People flooded into the room as Sasuke tried to shuffle and hide his excitement with a stoic expression that was always on his face as he looked out the window. His head snapped to the space in-front of him when he got a nose full of brown hair as the seat beside him was pulled back and sat on.

''Hey, your new right ...of course your are!...I'm Naruto and you are?'' Naruto said, cocking his head at him. ''I'm uh I'm Sas-Sakie!'' Sasuke exclaimed before slowly transitioning to his stoic behave, waiting for his late teacher to come already!

''Kakashi sensei is always late, we have about twenty minutes to do whatever we want before he comes to his own class!'' Naruto said, laughing as he finished his sentence. Sasuke looked at him with a blush on his cheeks. As Naruto laughed at Sasukes shocked expression Sasuke noticed little dimples on his blonde.

Twenty-five minutes later...

Kakashi finally came to his class with only with fifteen minutes left he talked about William Shakespeare and how the whole of the sophomore year will be performing Romeo and Juliet. Half the class groaned the moment he said William.

Class flew by and finally it was lunch, Naruto dragged Sasuke to the Cafeteria.

''So, what do you like to do?'' Naruto asked as he got a tray and slid one down to Sasuke.

''I like to draw I guess...'' Sasuke mumbled. Sasuke put an apple, orange juice and a bowl of pasta on his tray while Naruto got ramen or what he'd like to call 'the sweet nectar of the gods!'. Sasuke chuckled at that sentence.

Naruto brought Sasuke to his table table introducing him to his friends in order, pointing at them as they looked up to see 'Sakie'.

''This is Kiba, Gaara, Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru, Ino and Sakura'' He said, saying 'Sakura' in a dreamy tone. Sakura snapped her head up from her phone and growled at Naruto who still looked at her with pure love in his eyes. Sasuke sighed helplessly as he played with his food. He forgot about her, the one person who annoyed him beyond relief was his crushes crush.

Wow. Life is good! 'note the scarsam'