Pit ran frustrated through a building. Kite was lost and he tried to find her. There were extremely many doors. He stepped through a door and hoped desperately it was the right one. Pit was in a small hall with one door at the other side of the hall. He tried to open the door: locked. He looked through the tiny window in the door and gasped. Kite stood in the room behind the door. And she was not alone, cause Lex stood before her. Lex grabbed Kite's head and pulled it closer. He placed his lips on Kite's and started a kiss. Pit became very angry.
'Kite!' shouted Pit and pushed his hands to the door, trying to open it. He had to see his girlfriend kissing his rival. And not a quick peck, but the most passionate kiss he had ever seen. He felt a unbearable pain in his chest: his heart was broken. Suddenly, the door was unlocked and Pit rushed inside and made the kiss stop.
'Look who we have here. Who wins now, chicken wings,' mocked Lex. Pit was too sad, angry and disappointed to answer.
'Pit,' said Lex. 'Pit.'
'Pit?' said Kite and shook the sleeping angel. Pit moaned and opened his eyes. He immediately was blinded by a photo camera. Palutena stood quietly against the wall. The arrived press on the other hand, stood shivering against the other wall. Pit could see the fear in their eyes.
'Where the underworld have you dreamt over? You looked grumpy and grouchy,' said Kite.
'Pit? Were you dreaming about doing the laundry again?' asked Palutena. Pit didn't know what to answer.
'Is he that against doing the laundry?' asked Kite to Palutena.
'Yes, he even takes a bath fully dressed to keep his clothes clean.' Ah man, not in the front of Kite and the press, thought Pit embarrassed. He saw Kite trying to not burst out in laughs.
'What kind of goddess are you?' squeaked a reporter.
'The name my father Zeus gave me is Palutena. The duty I have is to protect humans. I'm the carrier of the light and teach the world wisdom.' The Skyworlders saw the press' expression turn into relief. Apparently they thought gods were overpowered beings who blew up earth if people didn't assist. But when they heard Palutena was with the humans, they trusted her.
'But why are you here?' asked a reporter. The door flew open and Jack walked quickly in.
'Well...' began Palutena and looked to Pit. Pit wondered if Palutena was threatened too.
'Mister Harrison! How can it be all this news befalls you?' asked another reporter.
'Let ME explain, miss Palutena. It was like a chain reaction. First, she tried to wipe out a town. Then, an angel refused that. Then, she banned the angel to earth. When she heard the angel was safe, she sent a murder to kill her. But the murder angel fell in love and she decided to punish them by herself. Fortunately, I discovered her and the angels are now safe.' Pit saw the rage in Palutena's eyes, but she stayed calm.
'Woah, really?' asked a reporter. Palutena closed her eyes and nodded. Yep, she is threatened, thought Pit.
'I had to,' said she a bit lost. The reporters asked the goddess a bunch of questions. Discovering a goddess wasn't nothing. This discovery destroyed all the other religions. People who realized they worshipped the wrong god panicked and feared the consequences. Palutena ignored most of the time the questions or gave a short answer. In that way could she answer, without speaking too much about her home in the Skyworld. After the interviews left the press, along with Jack, the room.
'Pfiew that was that,' sighed Palutena.
'Did he threaten you too?' asked Pit.
'Yes, he came when you sleep. He said to tell his version of the story. If I refused, he would kill you and Kite.' She grabbed a slice of bread and a water bottle that Jack had left for them.
'Is this all what you get?' asked Palutena and shared the slice of bread with the angels.
'Yes, water and bread,' said Kite. 'I'm totally done with it!' At that moment went the door open and Lex walked in with a pizza box.
'Hey sweetie, want a pizza?' asked he.
'Just go away,' snapped Pit.
'I think she can decide by herself,' said Lex.
'Ugh,' said Kite prudish. 'Forget what I said. I like water and bread.' Palutena decided not to interfere. This was something angelic. Sometimes, angels are just like birds, thought she with a sigh.
'See, I was right,' said Pit.
'But don't you want a tasty pizza. It's with salami,' said Lex. He walked to Kite, who recoiled.
'Go away! You as jerkish as Jack,' said she, slapping his face.
'Leave her alone! Find your own girl!' shouted Pit.
'Ohh, is Pitty a bitty jealous?' mocked he.
'I'm NOT jealous!' shouted Pit. The images of his dream flew through his mind and he pitched into the amon. They were plucking each other's wings. Palutena knew this was out of control and pulled her general back. Henry entered the room, because he had heard yells.
'Don't be such a ruff!' said she strict and the angel dropped a tuft of grey feathers. Lex dropped a tuft of white feathers.
'So, you wanna fight,' grinned Lex.
'Pit, he isn't worth,' warned Kite. This guy needs a lesson and I will teach it, thought Pit angry.
'Amazing! I didn't know angels fight over females too,' said Henry amazed.
'If this is a invitation, then I accept your fight,' yelled Pit and Kite and Palutena facepalmed in perfect unison. Henry unchained Pit.
'Can I go with him to check everything is ok?' asked Kite.
'Sure, this fight is after all about you,' said Henry and unchained Kite too.
'Pit, please be careful,' said Palutena when the angel, amon and demon left the room. They went to the same room where Pit and Kite had their fight. Henry brought Jack and Felix with him. The angels stood at a side of the room. Felix turned on a camera and Jack began a countdown.
'Three...' For the scientists was this a very impressive turn in angel habits.
'Two...' Pit was ready. He split his bow in two blades.
'One...' Kite sat on the ground and waited in tension. Please Pit, don't lose.
