*NEXT CHAPTER, THIS WHEN STUFF GETS WEIRD AND ROUGH, LOTS OF BAD LANGUAGE!*

When the took my through the light tunnel, I thought I was dying. It was painful. Like I was being ripped apart. The light was so bright I thought I was making my way to heaven. When in reality, I was going to a place more related to hell. Suddenly the light went away, and I was knocked out. I was hoping it was all a dream. I was hoping I would be back in my bed. My mom and my stepdad would be alive (not because I want them around, so I wouldn't have to go to prison. However, when I came to, I heard voices very different from my family's.

"I call dibs!" I heard what sounded like a young male voice say.

"Shut up Jeff, we don't even know if we got the right girl or not," a feminine voice snapped at the male. My vision was blurry so I couldn't make out their faces.

"I hope she can play with me!" said a young girl's voice.

"Or me!" said a raspy male voice. Probably some pervert. Was I taken in by the most demented family ever? That's what it seemed like. Then I heard heavy footsteps coming towards me and the group of people surrounding me.

"Alright, settle down. We need to wake her up before we start deciding anything to do with her." His voice was deep. He looked at face only inches away but all I could see was white. I blinked as my vision came back. When I opened my eyes, I saw slenderman, looking at me straight in my eyes, two inches away. As you could imagine, I screamed my fucking lungs out. I backed away and scooted to the feet of Jeff the Killer.

"Hi," he said so calmly. I screamed again and felt tentacles wrap around me. I kicked and squirmed trying to slip from his grasp but it didn't work. He pulled me and looked me up and down.

"I-I... Please don't kill me! I don't want to die any more I swear just please don't kill me!" I begged not looking at his face. I read so much creepypasta I know what happens if I look at him.

"Calm down, we're not here to kill you," He said putting me down. I looked around and saw all of my favorite creepypasta characters. Jeff the killer, Ben, Masky and Hoodie, Clockwork, Sally, Eyeless Jack, all of them standing before me. Not trying to kill me... I'm so confused.

"T-then, what the hell is going on here!... S-sir?" I forgot who I was talking to for a second.

"We have excepted you." They all said in unison. I was still confused.

"Honey, you're one of us now," said Masky, he was the one with the raspy voice.

"I-I am? But how?"

Slendy took the lead at this point, "You see, Jade, we've been watching you for awhile." He connected something to my head and showed me a screen. See, you're insanity level is at 10. That's the level that we take start to take our character's from." I stared at the screen, seeing my insanity actually measured. I knew I was crazy, but I didn't know I was that crazy. He pulled my face towards him, and I got scared. "Dear, you can look at me, you're one of us, you can't be affected by my stare like normal humans are." I became relieved and relaxed.

"Now," Ben said. It was strange to see him in real life. "We all have our back story, what's yours sweetie?" They all listened intently. I shyly told them everything, afraid of what they might do if I didn't. And when I finished, I waited for a blank response. Instead, they showed me sympathy, sorrow, pity... emotions. I thought they wouldn't have emotion but... they still have feelings as it seemed. Smile dog even came up to me and let me pet him. It freaked me out at first, but then I realized he can't hurt me and I pet him. He acted like a normal dog.

"Good boy," Jeff told him. He walked over to me and pet the dog as well. "He's my dog!"

"Well, you're guys' faces match," trying to make a light joke. And it worked! These pastas were like a regular group of friends.

"And done!" said Clockwork out of no where.

"With what?" I said being nosier than I should have.

"Your story, and it should be popular by the morning," She said smiling.

"So, you guys run the website?"

"We run it, live in it, decide what goes on it, the human 'creator' of this website is just our little henchman," said Hoodie.

"I'm the real creator," said Slendy with pride. "Then, I created each of these guys," more and more things came along and boom! We had a highly popular website. Some of our stories our 'viewer submitted' but that just means we saw a real human like you going insane, made them a part of the website, and said they wrote their story."

"This is so weird," I said looking at the black room around me, "But, I like it!"

"This isn't even the real website yet," Slendy said, they walked away to a large red and black portal and all jumped through except Jeff and I.

"Well, come on!" He said taking my hand and pulling me through. Within the time it took to blink, I was in a large red and black plane. There were doors all over that had the name of pasta stories. I saw everyone I had read and even some I never got that chance to. Even better, I saw all the characters walking around like nothing. The pastas I had met took me to the middle of this plane. Slendy took me and put me on his shoulders.

"Creepypastas! We have our newest addition! Jade Alvarez, or as her pasta name will be..." He looked up at me. There's one name that I had loved for awhile, I always said if I became a villain (or a pasta) that my name would be...

"I AM SATAN'S MISTRESS!"

*WOOSH! OK I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS AND I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND THE CREATOR OF THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI! OK BYE!*