*HEY FINALLY BACK... SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG (EVEN THOUGH NO ONE REALLY READS THIS STORY) OK ENJOY*
I took pride in my title, and I thought it fit me quite well. I heard the pastas all welcome me then carry on with their day. This was insane, I'm technically a website now. I was having a little happy dance in my mind. Slendy took me to the domain that would be my room. Once he opened the door, I got sad and upset. It looked my room from before this happened. I hated that room because it reminded me of my past.
"I don't mean to be rude, Slendy, but can I change this room? Bad memories..."
"Of course you can. I told you we've been following you for a while." He pulled out a bag that had red and black spray paint, a sludge hammer, and a butcher knife. "We know about your 'room destruction' fantasy." He chuckled.
"THANK YOU THANK YOU OH MY FUCKING GOSH!" I jumped off his shoulders and began to live out my long awaited fantasy of tearing apart my room. I ripped every bed sheet and pillow case. I punched and smashed holes in the wall. I spray painted whatever the fuck I wanted to on the walls and tile floor. This was the best day ever... Except the fact that Gabriel wasn't here. As soon as he crossed my mind, I fell to the ground. I missed him so much already. How was I going to contact him? How was I going to tell him of this awesome place? Were we ever going to get our chance to be together? My mind was unraveling even more. I'd be an even more dangerous pasta within the next 10 minutes. A knock at the door came to ruin my train of thought as I lay on the ground.
"Hey 'Satan's Mistress'!" I looked up and saw Clockwork poking her head into my door way. "Can I come in?"
"Sure," I said sighing and sitting up.
She sat on my bed and sighed with me, "Hey what's with the long face?"
"Stupid love problems, I miss my boyfriend and I don't have a way to contact him," I said sitting next to her.
"Oh just ask Slendy for a cell tomorrow, he won't mind! It's not like we have a bill, we live in the internet!"
"Really? Thanks for telling me!" I stood up but she pulled me back down next to her.
"Wait up a second girly, we got some more business to take care of," I looked confused so she kept explaining. "Well first of all, you have another love problem." She pointed to the wall behind us. "Jeff, he's into you, in fact he's probably stalking us as we speak."
"He is?! How do you know?" I said blushing lightly.
"Yeah, he does. And I know because he's my ex, I know all of his little flirting tricks. Using Smile, holding your hand through the portal. It's pretty typical. Soon he'll be sharing lunch with you. But never mind that, what's more important is people, aka our fans, want you to have a make over."
"Wow, even in creepypasta they care about good looks."
"Are you kidding? Look at me and Jeff! They want you to show that you finally have your freedom and individuality that your family never gave you! Rebellion and all that shit!" She said playing with my hair. "You're really pretty you know that right?" She said staring at me with the same stare many guys before gave me.
"Uhh I guess so... anyway, lets get this makeover done with! I know a bunch of stuff I want!" An our and a little help from Slendy and Clockwork later... I was exactly what I wanted to look like. I had Jet black hair with red streaks and a half shaved head. My hair was also 5 inches longer like I wanted. I had a nice small waste and bigger boobs. All my clothing was red and black, along with my make up. I looked awesome!
"OOOO girl you look good!" Clockwork said to me whistling. Jeff passed by and his mouth dropped.
"Damn, nice look SM!" He said winking. Clock just rolled her eyes and pulled me aside. Now time for your murder!"
"Murder?" I said surprisingly calm.
"Yeah, your fans want a new chapter and quick, so pick someone you wanna kill!" I didn't have to think about this for long. I was gonna kill my off and on douchebag, Viktor Jones.
My plan was already taken care of. I had dreamt of murdering him. I used the cell phone from Slendy to contact Viktor as I entered the real world. He had wanted me to run away and spend the night at his house for a while, even though I'd spend a lot of time in the closet hiding from his mom. He was my second "relationship" so his mom fucking hates my guts for what I've said to his son. I didn't make fun of him. I just wanted to fuck him so I was extra flirty. We got along after that while sneak texting each other, even though his mom caught us almost every time. This most recent time, we're still under the radar.
Anyway, when I got to his door, he was already there to open it. He looked me up and down in shock. "Damn Babe, what happened? You got a sexy makeover."
I smirk, "I know now let me in so we don't get caught. I quietly slipped into the home and up the stairs to his room. It was a nerd's den. I'm into nerds and nerdy stuff so to me it was perfect. We lied on his bed and he held me close, grinding his body against me. I prepared myself for this a long time ago when he made the plan. I cuddled him back because he felt warm and tender, which is from the Russian in him.
"So, shall we sleep?" He said, planting a quick kiss on my lips. I pushed him back.
"Actually, I wanna tell scary stories!" I said sitting up.
"You're such a horror geek!" He said laughing. If only he knew! "But sure."
"Ok, once there was a girl our age. She was classified as crazy and was feared by her parents and classmates. So she was sent to a mental hospital. However, there she was tied down and tortured by the doctors there. The ripped her insanity farther apart as they raped her and molested her for 3 days. Then finally, her insanity made her so powerful, that she broke the ropes that held her down. Then she murder each doctor one by one. Before she left, she used a brander that the doctors had to brand the letters SM into her back. And she vowed to kill every lover and girl she envied..."
Viktor stared at me with a shocked expression. I have never seen him so scared in my life. This was gonna be fun. "O-Ok no more stories." He said laying back quickly.
I smirked and kissed him, slowly unzipping my jacket. I dropped it and was naked under. He tried to grab my tits but I stopped him. I turned to show him my back tat had the letters SM branded there. I turned and before he could yell I put a pillow over his head. I stabbed him in the chest at least 37 times until I thought he was done.
I put my jacket back on and teleported back to the website. In shock, I found the characters welcoming a new character...
"I AM BALVERINE!" Said good old Viktor Jones on Slendy's shoulders.
*THERE YA GO! "VIKTOR" WILL TAKE OVER NEXT CHAPTER! YAY! OK LOVE YA BYE!*