Little Nations

by SouthParkFirefly

England finds out he's pregnant but he's not the only one. Full summary in A.N. Warning: lemon, mpreg Pairings GerIta USUK ChuNi FranAda SpaMano. A cute story about Life, love and family troubles. SEQUEL IS UP.

11. Chapter 11: We wish you a merry Xmas

A.N: Dudes I totally love you all. For the love you gave me I'm returning it in this super awesome long chapter. And you have all made me laugh with your reviews, some of them cursing poor Obama, which was not my intention I swear! It was a complete mistake! I don't mind him at all and I seem to have single handily turned a bunch of teenagers against him. Whoops.

Merry Christmas all!

All spelling mistakes through speech are intentional due to accent.

Warning: Few swearing and fluffiness.

Key:

AxA = Alfred and Arthur

FxM = Francis and Mathew

YxK = Yao and Kiku

LxF = Ludwig and Feliciano

AxL = Antonio and Lovino

XxX = Time skip.

Chapter 11: We wish you a merry Christmas.

Everyone- Mina de utaou kurisumasu tsuoeba tanoshi kurisumasu suteki na paatii no hajimarisa!

America- We wish you a merry Christmas tonikaku hate ni kurisumasu~! We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! Maji juu ga kurisumasu karaa de woohoo! Biru mo ki mo ie mo mochiron kyou no keeki mo sa! Doudai? Oishisou darou?

England- Yosh! Tsugi wa ore no ban da We wish you a merry Christmas kazoku sorotte kurisumasu We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year Santa kuroosu wa sherii shuu ya ore no tsukatta Mince Pie daisuki nan da ze!

AxA & FxM

America sighed running a hand through his hair, Avery whimpered he may have only been a few days old but he knew what he wanted and what he wanted wasn't his father. He wanted his mother and for some reason when he cried he wasn't there, he felt abandoned, rejected and left with his father instead. America waited for his boss to arrive he stroked Avery's hair hoping to silence him but it didn't really work Avery just whined trying to push him away. America looked down sadly at him "I know I'm not Mommy but you have to accept that I'm here instead." Avery whined again.

"Ah Alfred!" America looked up to see his boss walking towards him.

"Hey Boss. I got the…baby you wanted." America smiled bravely but his boss could see the pain in his eyes.

"Hey this won't take long, don't worry you can be home before Christmas." He smiled.

"Oh! Really? That's awesome!" America grinned his face lighting up. "Wow I can see my family!"

"Of course I wouldn't want to prise a man away from his loved ones at the most special time of year." His Boss laughed.

America nuzzled Avery "You hear that buddy you're gonna see Mommy again!" Avery made a little protesting whine. "Man you're such a grumpy little bastard." America pouted.

"May I?" America's Boss asked holding out his arms.

"Sure." America nodded. He handed Avery over to his Boss a little worried about his reaction to the unfamiliar man.

Annoyingly enough Avery giggled, he reached out to hold America's Boss' tie he pulled a little. "Aw he's cute." His Boss laughed, America's jaw dropped he tried everything to get the little sod to laugh but all he did was give him a look that resembled England's.

"Dude! How the hell did you do that? I've been trying to cheer him up for ages." America said a little annoyed.

"I guess I have a way with kids." His Boss laughed. "So shall we?"

America frowned "Shall we…what?"

His Boss pointed to his door "Go in my office of course!" he laughed.

"Ohhh!" America laughed "You know for a second there I thought you were going to say shall we make our own kids together!"

His Boss shook his head "I'd hate to live in your head Alfred, I really would." America laughed nervously as he followed him into the room, his Boss took his seat still holding Avery who had now satisfied himself by playing with the pen in America's Boss' pocket. "All I needed to bring you here was because we need to show the people proof of a new Nation's birth. First we must figure out a name for him."

"He has a name it's-"

"No, no." His Boss interrupted "I meant a country name like yours is America and your spouse's England."

"Oh." America thought for a little bit. "Well how about we let the people decide?"

(A.N: Don't usually slip in Author's notes. But here we are. America means by "People" he means you lovely reviewers. So it's your time to get involved in my story, you can come up with the names of the twin's country names and the best one goes in the story. It could be separate like Canada and America or a together name like and but then you'll have to come up with an alternative name like Romano.)

"That's a good idea." His Boss smiled "Not only will it help them to feel in control and involved but it'll also get them to believe that there are changes for the better."

"Totally Dude!" America grinned, his smile faded as his eyes drifted down to a slowly seeping black mark staining his Boss' white shirt. Avery looked up at his Father a guilty expression on his face and a black hand. He had obviously broken the pen. "A-and is that all Sir? I mean so then I can, ya know, leave?" he said hurriedly.

"Of course." His Boss handed out Avery back to his Father.

"Thanks Sir." America ran out the room as fast as possible.

His Boss raised his blazer seeing the stain "My best shirt too." He muttered. He had felt it as soon as it broke he just thought it impolite to say anything, after all Avery was only a baby.

America collapsed in his car giggling, "You naughty kid. I wonder if he noticed." Avery giggled with his Father waving his ink smudged hand around as if in victory.

XxX

England gently tucked up Sealand, Tobias had been put to bed hours ago the poor thing had been restless without his Father. It was Christmas Eve and he missed his lover, he lost hope of America returning now but it still didn't stop him tensing up every time he heard a car passing. Gazing out the window he watched the snowflakes fall past in the slight parting in the curtain, he sighed walking up to shut them properly, he stiffly held back his despair he wouldn't break down in front of the children, he refused to.

Kissing the two older children he bade them goodnight, Sealand gave a sleepy reply his Wingull slipping out of his hands. England tucked it back up into his arms before leaving. He smiled sadly as he shut the door, it had been so long since he hadn't shared Christmas with America and he knew it'd be a long, lonely Christmas.

He sat down by the fire, he finally let the tears go, they fell down his face not only was he missing Christmas with his love of his life but he'd miss his other baby's first Christmas too. He toyed with the slim band around his neck on a chain, he and America promised to trade rings so there would be a part of each other always with them. Crying softly England kissed the metal; it was warm like it had just come from America's finger previously. "Alfred, please come home." He whimpered. Tobias started crying from upstairs, England sighed, standing up he slowly walked upstairs but Tobias stopped crying. England froze on the stairs wondering whether he should continue up or go back down, but his fear got the best of him he rushed up the rest of the stairs wondering what had abruptly quietened his baby. Pressing his ear to the door he heard what sounded like soft murmuring, almost like singing. Edging the door open warily, he looked around the lowly lit room to see a dark figure holding his baby; he was silhouetted against the window that led onto the balcony. England gulped, he realised the intruder had gotten in through the window; the curtains blew in the breeze.

The person was softly singing to his baby sending chills down his spine as the familiar lullaby floated in the clear air "I promise I would never leave you, and you should know, I will never be far away." England crept up to the figure picking up the metal fire poker on his way past the fireplace.

Raising the poker above head height he crept up behind the intruder, he was about to bring it down on the intruder's head when he recognised a dark shape sticking up from its hair in a familiar way "Am-America?" he whispered 'shit' he silently cursed himself for giving himself away.

The figure spun around pulling him to his chest making him drop the poker with a clang "Babe." A soft husky laugh filled the Englishman's ears.

England's eyes welled up "Oh America!" He threw his arms around America's neck nuzzling into his throat, something started to wiggle against his chest "What on Earth?" he muttered pulling away a little.

"Oh Babe, open my coat I have a present for ya!" America grinned.

England squinted up at him suspiciously but he did as asked he unzipped his jacket, he pulled out a small wriggling bundle, it was warm and soft and smelt so beautifully familiar "Oh Avery! Welcome home little man! I missed you so much!" he fell to his knees cuddling the cute infant.

America watched the love of his life sob as he held his baby, Avery whimpered in concern he reached out to pat his mother's cheek lightly. America looked down into mirror blue eyes "Hey kid. Did ya miss me?" Tobias gurgled his answer.

America shut the balcony window before putting the babe in arms to bed. Tobias yawned sleepily, he rubbed his eyes as his Father hummed him to sleep. "Here Love." England whispered handing him the other twin. America put him to sleep as well then held out a hand for England to hold. Blushing England took it.

America laughed "Sweetie is that one of my t-shirts you're wearing?"

"N-no." England adjusted it trying to make it a little longer but America grabbed his hands.

"Don't, you've got lovely legs." He purred.

England slapped him lightly "Idiot." But he was smiling. Shyly he wound his arms around the taller's neck "Love. I missed you so much."

"I missed you too." America murmured "Let's go to bed. Finally my bed won't be so cold." He smiled.

"Alfred let me warm you up." England purred into his ear.

America scooped him up in his arms "Oh yeah, how are you gonna do that then?" he grinned.

"I have an early Christmas present for you." England whispered licking and kissing America's neck.

"Does it involve that pretty mouth of yours?" America asked grinning wider.

"Better." England said softly.

"Well I can't keep you waiting can I?" America smirked; he swiftly walked to their bedroom kicking off his shoes on the way.

XxX

England woke up the next morning to the sound of soft snoring; opening his eyes he winced slightly at the bright light pouring through the curtains. The sun reflected off the snow causing snow blindness. He held his arm out to shield his eyes; he noticed slight bruising on his hand from where someone had squeezed too tightly when their fingers were laced together. Smiling happily to himself he held his hand to his chest America always laced their fingers together when making love but it seemed that the night before he didn't want to let go. He lightly kissed the marks gently.

He rolled over onto his tummy, propping himself on his elbows he watched America sleep. He made soft noises and muttered nonsense his cheeks flushed cutely. England laughed lightly he rested himself on America's chest, he brushed a stray lock off his face, he twirled a strand of the soft caramel hair around his finger.

America's eyes flickered open feeling the slight tugging of his hair and the small extra weight on his chest "Hey Baby have you been watching me sleep?" he smiled.

"Mm." England smiled sweetly; he trailed his fingers down America's cheek "For about ten minutes." England crawled off America a little, he went to get up but he was dragged back down.

"And where do you think you're going hmm?" America grinned "I wasn't aware that we had said good morning."

England gasped his cheeks colouring a little "And what do you mean by that?"

America rolled him over and caged him to the bed with his arms "You're going nowhere." He growled playfully.

"You arse let me-" America cut off England's curse with a kiss, England made a little mewling sound, that he'd later deny, as he ran his hands over America's back feeling the muscles of his bare back. England parted his lips for America's tongue to penetrate, he whimpered as their tongues danced.

The door was thrown open to reveal Sealand; he bounced up onto the bed completely oblivious of his parents struggling on the bed, one to remain making out and the other to stop it. "Mummy! Mummy! Can we open our presents now?"

"Hey Sea!" America grinned giving up on trying to get another kiss from England.

"Honestly, using tongues this time of the morning." England muttered to himself as he wiped his mouth.

"Hello Father!" Sealand grinned "Can we open our presents now?"

America shrugged "I don't see why not, we're both awake now." He smirked at England slyly who spluttered and looked away. Sealand ran away yelling Latvia's name loudly.

England sighed, Sealand's yelling has woken up Avery, Tobias slept like a rock much like his Father. Avery cried quietly but they gradually got louder, England got out of bed to tend to his baby. America straightened the pillows for when Sealand and Latvia came back in "Hey kids hop in." he patted the bed. Latvia shyly got in the bed next to him while Sealand clambered in excitedly almost knocking Latvia into America. "Sea wait a sec, wait until your mother gets back." He winced hoping Sealand didn't notice the slip of his tongue because despite Sealand calling England 'Mummy' he genuinely thought he was his older brother.

Sealand looked up at him "Mother?"

America gulped "Err…dude I never meant to…" he rubbed the back of his head nervously "But…me and Iggy…yeah we're your real parents. I only just found out myself recently."

Sealand looked at him frowning slightly "So…Finland and Sweden…aren't my real parents?"

"N-no…" America muttered "You see…err…in our Homelands we weren't quite so free as Sweden's. And Arthur got scared when he gave birth to you that he gave you up for adoption."

"Oh…" Sealand stared at the bedcovers thoughtfully, after a while he grinned "I'm glad!" he smiled "I guess you two really ARE my Mummy and Father after all huh?" he laughed.

America grinned relieved that the explanation went smoothly. England came back in holding Avery and Tobias to his chest "Peter did you have to be so loud?" he handed Tobias to America who nuzzled him. "Let me just go and feed them then you can open your presents."

Sealand sighed in boredom as he waited for England to come back, America was amusing himself by tickling Tobias' tummy who was giggling and trying to clasp his father's finger.

England came back upstairs after a while "Sorry about that." He said "The microwave's up the creek so I had to heat up the milk with the pan."

"Dude it's fine." America grinned holding out his hand for the other bottle, Tobias was giggling happily but Avery was frowning grumpily at being rudely awoken. "Come on Babe snuggle up with us."

"I love you Mummy." Sealand said hugging England.

"Oh. I love you too Peter. What's brought this cuteness on?" England asked confused.

Sealand just shrugged "I dunno…because I love you." He shyly buried his face in England's side. England smiled. He patted Sealand on the head "Present time!" he yelled excitedly. England shook his head fondly at his firstborn Avery whined for attention wanting to be fed.

Tobias had already latched onto the bottle no sooner had it merely touched his lips "Woah look at him go dude!" America laughed.

"Ease it away from him love he'll give himself hiccups." England said feeding Avery. Avery looked up at his Mother liking the way he smiled when he looked down at him.

"Dude he's totally putting it away here!" America laughed.

"Probably because he's a gluttonous git like you." England stated.

"Not cool! Tobi is an amazing baby! He's gonna be a Hero like his Daddy when he's older." America said playing with a lock of Tobias' hair his fingers brushed the mini Nantucket making him whine his face scrunching up. "Oops sorry dude." America laughed.

"I'm joking love. Don't get your boxers in a bunch." England laughed.

America grinned slyly "I'm not wearing any."

England frowned slightly "So you mean to tell me…right now you aren't wearing any clothes?"

"Uh-huh." America nodded.

"Well don't come crying to me when you catch a cold." He sighed. He unlike America had the sense to change into some pyjamas after their 'reunion' the night before. He noticed Latvia wasn't opening his presents unlike Sealand who had gotten paper everywhere even on the babies. "Why don't you open yours?" he asked him giving him a gentle nudge.

"Mine?" Latvia asked shyly.

"Yes you have some too dear; you are part of this family after all." England smiled kindly.

Latvia's eyes welled up slightly with happiness "Oh thank you Sir!" he opened the presents that Sealand had left by him. Sealand had somehow crawled down the bed dragging poor Latvia with him.

"Are you planning on putting any knickers on sometime today?" England asked sarcastically.

"Naw what's the point I'm having a shower in a minute anyway." America shrugged lying Tobias on the pillow, who kicked his legs his tummy filled with warm milk. Sealand popped up wrapping paper stuck to his hair and face. "Ha Babe look at Sea he's almost gift wrapped."

England laughed lightly "Honestly Peter you're bloody hopeless." He placed Avery in his father's lap then crawled up to his oldest son to peel off the paper. He kissed each little red mark the cello tape had caused.

"Babe you're such a good mother. You look sexy being all maternal." America grinned; England blushed slightly while Sealand played with his toys ignoring his parents. "Oh yeah Matt's coming 'round with the kid. Ya know family Christmas and all."

England's face darkened "And I suppose that bloody frog's coming too. Well there goes my plans to cook I am not having him complain about my cooking-"

"Babe." America murmured pressing a finger to England's lips "Shh. Just do what makes you happy. You wanna cook then cook." England blushed a little with pride. "Now come over here so I can kiss you."

England crawled over to America planting a kiss on his lips "Ew. Gross." Sealand complained wrinkling his nose.

"Oh sod off, you'll do it too when you're older." England said.

Sealand giggled "Ner-uh."

America laughed "Uh-huh."

"Ner-uh."

"Uh-huh."

"When you're finished." England sighed lightly slapping America's shoulder.

He laughed "We're done."

"Right well I'm going to take a shower." England stood up swiftly despite the ache in his lower body. "And I'll bathe the twins." He said scooping them up.

"Dude wait!" America yanked off the bed sheet tumbling the other two boys onto the floor; he followed the laughing Brit, wrapping the sheet around his waist. "Babe?"

XxX

"Bonjour mon Amie!" England growled to himself at the loud French coming from the doorway of the front door, America had opened the door while England prepared the dinner.

"Come in dudes, Iggy's in the kitchen." He said stepping out the way.

"Not makin' dinner I 'ope." France laughed.

England snorted hearing the insult "Yes and come in here and I'll ram this spud up your arse." He muttered angrily to himself while gripping a rather large potato.

"Dude take a seat I'll check on Iggy." America's voice trailed into the kitchen "I'll just see how he's getting on in there."

England muttered still to himself unaware of a person silently entering the kitchen, he jumped as two hands wandered across his hips "That had better be you America or else I'm going to use this potato peeler for circumcision." He threatened.

"Babe it's me." America laughed "Do you think I'd let France have his way with you? No your butt's mine." He growled possessively, he lightly pinched England's butt making him gasp.

"Alfred! Don't! What if someone comes in?" He protested.

"And what would they see huh?" America murmured huskily, he started to nibble England's ear making him squirm and blush lightly "All they'll see is two men in love."

England moaned as America slid his hand under the apron to tease his nipple through his shirt. America smirked; he swiftly unbuttoned his shirt to touch the little hardening nub. England arched slightly feeling America's groin press into his lower back. "Al…Alfred s-stop it." He panted.

"Why?" America murmured sucking on his throat "Are you getting hard?"

"N-not yet." England whimpered shaking in suppressed pleasure.

"Honhonhon what naughty boys you two are, leaving moi and Canadien in ze ozer rume while you two get loving in 'ere"

England pushed back from the sink wriggling out of America's embrace "Wh-what the bloody hell are you doing here frog? You were told to stay in the sodding living room!"

France smirked "Oui but I would 'ave missed zis beautiful sight of you two togezer."

England cheeks flared up "Bugger off you sodding twat!"

France laughed "Oh you are simply adorable." He elegantly sauntered into the kitchen "I only wanted to know if you needed 'elp."

England growled menacingly "I would never accept help from the likes of you!"

France faked a weary sigh "Ah but zat is too bad. I know of your culinary skills, (or lack thereof) and so I was going to offer my-Ah- experience shall we say? Or per'aps talent?"

England snarled grabbing the previous large potato "Right! If you don't bloody leave I'm going to shove this right up your-"

"ANYway, come on France!" America cut in; he swiftly heaved the Frenchman over one shoulder in a fireman's lift as he took him out the kitchen and away from the wrath of England.

"Honhonhon what a strong boy you are! Big brother France is pleased." France purred "Such nice muscular arms too. Mmm and what a derrière."

"Pervert." England muttered turning back to his potatoes.

Sealand came skipping in clutching his new stuffed Zorua "Mummy we're hungry."

England smiled "Well have a piece of fruit, I don't want you ruining your appetite, you won't eat your dinner."

"Aw can't we have a scone?" Sealand pouted.

"Well I suppose, but only one." England sighed giving up. Sealand cheered happily as he grabbed a scone each for him and Latvia, he ran off excitedly. England smiled the little git certainly knew how to be cute while holding a stuffed toy.

America gently stroked Avery's hair, he was fast asleep in his father's arms, Tobias however was gurgling excitedly as he looked up at his uncle he was curious about why he looked like his father but didn't have the same voice. They were both dressed up in cute little elf outfits that America had brought back for them along with something suggestive for England. France sighed in boredom he stopped cooing over Aurelian's little hiccupping attack ages ago and now the babe was fast asleep in his Moses basket from the excitement. "What iz taking zat man so long? I'm bored and I want to annoy 'im some more."

Canada glanced at America who looked up sharply "Please Francis don't."

France smiled patting his head "I'm joking mon chéri."

Avery woke up whimpering "Awww man!" America groaned "Have you crapped again Ave? Damn, knew I'd have to clean you up one day." he looked quite pale at the thought. England usually did that sort of stuff; he was so quick and thorough that America believed he had diaper changing superpowers.

France smiled "Let uncle do it."

America gave him a grateful grin "Thanks dude." He handed Avery over to the Frenchman "The stuff's in the downstairs bathroom."

France nodded "Oui."

America peered in the basket to stroke his nephew's chubby cheek "Dude he totally looks like France doesn't he?" he said.

Canada nodded "Yes. Um…Tobias looks so much like you Alfred." He said shyly.

"Yeah I know I was worried it'd hurt Iggy at first, ya know, emotionally and stuff but he seems pretty cool with it." America shrugged.

Canada looked over at the two older children playing by the fire "Why are Latvia and Sealand here all the time now?" he asked curiously.

"Huh? Well it's because Sea is my kid and I think Latty has a thing for him." America answered. Latvia oblivious to the other two blushed as Sealand touched his hand by accident.

"Yeah…" Canada smiled, and then the penny dropped. "W-wait! What do you mean Sealand is your kid?"

America laughed "Sealand is the first male pregnancy Nation born but he was given up by Iggy. I only just found out myself y'know." He looked at Canada thoughtfully "I guess that means you're his uncle dude!"

Canada sighed as America just laughed "Alfred you're such an idiot."

England walked in "Okay everything's cooking and-where's the Frog?" he asked looking around.

America answered "Gone to change the kid's diaper."

"Oh." England sat down next to America he looked in the basket and saw Aurelian in there "Th-that's the twat's baby!" Canada cleared his throat "And of course Canada's." England smiled trying to hide his distress "Naturally he's adorable b-because you are." He laughed nervously. He grabbed the front of America's shirt yanking him until they were nose to nose "Which baby is he changing?"

"Avery. Why? What's the matter?" America asked going slightly cross eyed.

"Ah!" England threw him backwards "My baby is in the hands of a sodding pervert!" he screeched running out the room. Canada and America just exchanged a look.

Bursting open the bathroom door England was met with the sight of France cleaning up Avery's bottom. "What are you doing?" he growled.

France smiled warmly "Why so suspicious Angleterre? I'm just cleaning up your baby zat is all! Poor I'Amerique seemed ill at ze thought." He answered.

England narrowed his eyes suspiciously "Well okay but never do it again."

France sighed "Angleterre we are family now non? So why don't we put aside our differences for today."

England scowled "Fine."

XxX

America slumped backwards in his chair; they were all at the dining room table waiting for England to turn up with the dinner. He picked up the fork playing boredly with it, his stomach let of a loud growl at the smell of the cooking dinner wafting in from the kitchen. France yawned flicking a strand of tinsel around; Canada however was helping Sealand build a Lego house. Latvia was reading his new book on English fables, even though it was in Latvian he still struggled with some of the English names poking France he held out the book. "Sir? What does this word say?" he asked shyly.

France glanced over "Which one mon chéri?" Latvia pointed to it. "Ah! I think it says Cam-a-lot? Cam-e-lot?"

"Camelot." America said staring up at the ceiling "It's said like CamAlot but spelt CamElot."

Latvia smiled "Paldies."

America ruffled his hair "No worries."

England came in opening the door with his hip "Sorry for the wait. But I'm sure you'll love it, leave it to an Englishman to make a bloody wonderful Christmas dinner." He said cheerfully.

"I'm surprised you haven't used the word 'spiffing'." America grinned.

"Oh spiff off no English person says that, it's just a stereotype word you yanks use for us." England frowned; he placed the two meals in front of Sealand and Latvia "Anyway help me bring out the rest."

America mock saluted getting to his feet, England rolled his eyes pushing him into the kitchen.

Sealand gently placed his half built house on the floor "Can you help me after?" he asked Canada.

Canada nodded "Sure."

America kicked the door open causing England to scold him from the kitchen "Dudes! Grubs up!" he placed the plates in front of Canada and France accidently spilling some gravy on France's lap "Oops sorry dude." Kneeling down he licked it off, France gave Canada a perverted look which Canada answered by looking away a scowl on his face. He huffily folded his arms. America stood up grinning "Can't waste Iggy's good gravy." He sat down not noticing France's sudden grin and Canada's pout. England placed the last two plates down on the table before America and his own seat "Dude let's eat!" America cheered happily.

France warily took a forkful expecting bland, tasteless food. He realised everyone, even little Latvia were staring at him as if awaiting approval, England's body seemed tense his face showing slight hope. France chewed thoughtfully a little unnerved at being put on the spot. "It's good." He said surprised after a few minutes.

England laughed triumphantly "See? I told you no one is better than an Englishman at cooking Christmas dinners!"

America nodded cheerfully "You got that right Babe!"

XxX

England sat stiffly on the couch he was too uncomfortable to sit cuddled up to America like Canada was to France. "By ze way I'Amerique we still 'ave yet to give you your presents." France said his hand stroking Canada's hip subconsciously.

Sealand turned away from the movie he was watching to look at France "For us too right?"

France laughed "Oui of course!"

Amerce smiled "You didn't have to."

France waved his hand nonchalantly "Ah but we did!"

England pouted huffily folding his arms "But we didn't get you anything."

America pulled the Brit to him "Actually we did, I sorted it all out ages ago Babe."

"So nice of you to tell me." England said sarcastically.

"Well with everything happening it kinda slipped my mind." America laughed nervously.

"Bloody fool." England said huffily.

America nuzzled his cheek against England's hair "Babe you're so cute." England grumbled to himself muttering about soppy Americans.

"And…um…Al…w-we really liked what you brought us too. B-but how did you know my size?" Canada asked shyly.

America grinned "oh that's easy! I just had this chick measure me and take away half of all that, I mean I AM more muscular then you Bro!"

Canada pouted "B-but that's mean! I'm not that thin!"

America laughed "Honestly I have no idea how everyone keeps mistaking us for each other I mean I'm obviously the better looking one!"

Canada threw a pillow at him "You meanie!"

England smirked picking it up and bashing America over the head with it "Well done Canada someone else besides me needs to stand up to him." Canada giggled cutely making France smile.

"Dude! Not Cool!" America pouted throwing the pillow back at Canada.

"No." he yelped.

France caught it before it struck "Don't worry mon chéri, I won't let anyone 'urt you." He murmured tilting Canada's face up to his.

"I know." He smiled gazing into the French man's eyes.

America made gagging sounds while England stuck his tongue out in disgust "My thoughts exactly." He muttered.

"And by ze way I'Amerique I really like ze outfit too." France winked peering over the top of Canada's head.

America stopped pretending to throw up to stick his thumb up at France "Yeah I told you British police officer uniforms were sexy didn't I?" he grinned.

England spluttered in shock "What?"

"Um…but why did it have to be a female's one?" Canada asked his cheeks flushing slightly.

"Because I thought France would appreciate it more." America answered.

France leered "Oui I do."

"Such a pervert." England sighed.

Canada wriggled out of the laughing French man's grip to get the presents, Sealand could only hold on to the puppy dog look for so long after all, England tried to pull out of America's grip too but failed miserably. He came back handing a present each to Latvia and Sealand then nervously handed one to America "It's to the both of you." He said smiling.

England watched America tear open the present excitedly, he grinned holding them up. England's eyes widened they were two pretty little white dress shirts, very much like America wore when he was a babe in England's arms. They were each decorated with a pretty little ribbon at the throat, one green, one blue. England bit his lip "I-I love them thank you very much."

Canada beamed a sunny smile "They were Francis' idea!"

England pulled the blue one to his chest "Thank you." He murmured closing his eyes. "My little America." He whispered.

America watched him, concern written over his face "You alright Babe?"

"Of course." England smiled but America saw the hint of tears bead underneath his lashes.

Sealand grabbed England's trouser leg "Mummy, Mummy look! I finally got a Pelipper! He can keep Wingull and Zorua company!" he noticed England's tears "What's wrong Mummy?"

England smiled opening his eyes "Nothing love. So what did you get nice?"

"This!" Sealand waved it in the air.

England noticed Latvia was clutching a plush brown dog looking completely content "Oh how cute may I see them? Yours too Latvia?" Shyly Latvia handed it over while Sealand reluctantly handed over Pelipper. England searched under every bit, peering under every limb and feeling along the stitching.

"Err…Babe? What'cha doin'?" America asked curious of England's behaviour.

"Hmm? Looking for hidden cam-I err…mean seeing if they're machine washable." England laughed nervously.

"Aaaand ya couldn't just look at the tag?" America said raising an eyebrow.

"Oh y-yes silly me! Ahahaha!" England laughed falsely.

"I am not zat much of a pervert." France muttered. England gave him a disbelieving look. "Fine zen do what you will." France shrugged "See if I care."

England eventually handed them back "They seem fine." He said sounding a little too disappointed for America's liking.

XxX

France and Canada stood on the doorstep it was finally time to go, the kids already in bed "Goodbye." Canada smiled holding Aurelian close to him underneath his shirt.

France grabbed America and gave him a huge kiss "Aurevoir I'Amerique." He smiled.

America laughed nervously "Yeah err…see ya." He swiftly placed a foot in front of England blocking his path to France.

Canada patted America on the shoulder "See you around Brother."

America rolled his eyes "Get here." He pulled Canada into a hug making him squeak in alarm "Dude you're such an idiot."

Canada blushed stuttering slightly as he hugged his brother. France swiftly grabbed England planting a huge kiss on his lips; England pushed him away his face darkening to a lethal expression. France grinned patting him on the head "Oh Angleterre."

"Piss off you bloody frog." He hissed.

America ruffled Canada's hair "Take care of yourself bro."

Canada nodded "I will." France laughed neatly dodging out the way of England's kick. "Come on Francis." Canada said after hugging England goodbye.

England waved "Don't hesitate to visit us anytime."

France leered "Well if you-"

"Home." England commanded "Now."

France pouted making Canada giggle. "Don't worry." He threw France over a shoulder showing the strength of his brother "I'll take him home."

France blew a kiss to the two blondes, America laughed blowing one back "Don't bloody encourage him!" England yelped.

Finally once they were gone, England collapsed on the sofa "I'm shattered love."

America sat next to him "Babe you did well. You didn't try to strangle France at all."

England shut his eyes "Regardless it doesn't mean I'm friends with him."

America stroked his hair "I'd be freaked out if you did 'cause there's obviously something wrong with you."

England laughed "You fool. For that you can carry me to bed."

America nodded "Sure Babe, you don't weigh a thing anyway." And thus ended the…European? Ish Christmas.

YxK

China sneaked around Japan who was fast asleep cuddled under the futon; he tripped over Xiaolian's carrier almost falling on the floor, catching himself in time he looked around to see if he woke up Japan. "Goupi, that was close." Japan murmured softly in his sleep, he turned over squeezing China's pillow to his chest. Breathing out in relief, China crept back into the kitchen narrowly smacking into Xiaolian's crib "Aiyaa. Ta ma de that hurt." He cursed. He slapped a hand over his mouth listening for any sign of his lover stirring or the baby. Hearing nothing unusual but soft noises of slumber he continued his journey.

He almost screamed at the sight of Hong Kong sitting at the table reading a book by torchlight. "What the hell are you doing here-aru?" he hissed.

Hong Kong raised his head slowly "I live here." He shrugged.

China mentally cursed himself for wanting to spend Christmas together in his House "I meant in the kitchen-aru."

Hong Kong looked at the book in his hand then at the torch, he looked back at China with a look of 'what do you think I'm doing?' on his face. "Let me rephrase that." China gritted his teeth "What are you doing in the kitchen reading at this hour-aru?"

Hong Kong stared at him for a little while before answering "Taiwan was asleep and she'd wake up if I read in her room so I came down here." He stated.

China groaned "So why didn't you go in YOUR room-aru?"

"Ain't been in there for years." Hong Kong shrugged "What's the point? I'm with Taiwan now."

China felt like banging his head of the refrigerator, in fact he felt it calling him saying 'Come on it makes more sense than getting through to him' "Why is it you never show emotion-aru?" China threw his hands up in surrender "Forget it." Hong Kong shrugged returning to his book. "You'll damage your eyes reading by torchlight-aru." China said getting a glass from out the cupboard.

"I already have to wear glasses." Hong Kong muttered.

"And why aren't you wearing them-aru?" China argued.

"Yes Mama." Hong Kong muttered sarcastically.

China scowled at him before drinking his water, "Pain in the ass-aru." He muttered washing up his glass. "Yīnggélán is to blame." He turned back to the stoic teenager "I'm going back to bed. Don't stay up too late-aru. It's Christmas tomorrow."

Hong Kong nodded "I know." China rolled his eyes, leaving he stuck his tongue out at the back of the younger's head. "Saw that."

"Oh whatever-aru." China huffed.

Returning back into his room he saw Japan had shuffled up into his (warm) side of the bed leaving China to have the now cold side. The covers were wrapped around the smaller like a cocoon, China stumbled over Xiaolian's crib as he picked his way over to the bed, thankfully she slept deeply like her mother. Once she was out she was out, Japan was like it too, it took a lot to wake the younger Asian up as China had come to know. Kneeling on the bed he gently shook Japan "Kikuuuu, Oyaji wants some covers." He murmured.

Japan just answered with a soft snore. China sighed "I'd hate you but you're too cute-aru." He decided to take matters into his own hands; he felt around the cocooned body hoping to find the end of the covers but Japan was wrapped up so tightly China couldn't even feel HIM let alone the end. It was like a large round body with a narrow delicate face peering out the top.

Somehow Japan had even wrapped his head so it hooded over it just revealing his peaceful face, China dropped his head down onto his padded lover in exasperation. "Why do I bother-aru?" he mumbled into the padding. Struggling again with the duvet cover he tried to pull it out from Japan, in the end he gave up and went to get another one out the cupboard. Snuggling up to Japan he fell asleep cuddled into his caterpillar of a fiancé.

XxX

Japan woke up the next morning to find he was trapped in the confines of the bed covers, he wriggled a little. Yelping he rolled off the bed across the floor, China woke up to see Japan on his back wriggling like a caterpillar trying to get up. Grinning he got out of bed, straddling the plushie Japan he laughed "Need help-aru?"

Japan opened his eyes blushing slightly "H-hai. But how did this happen?"

China nuzzled his nose against the smaller's "You were being cute again-aru. You wrapped yourself up like an egg roll. You look like a caterpillar-aru."

Japan stuttered his cheeks flushing "B-but why was I on your side? If I roll over you're there to stop me from fawring."

China kissed his nose lightly "You stole my side of the bed as well as the covers-aru. I would of froze if I hadn't gone out to get another."

"Apologies Yao-san, I-"

China shook his head cutting off the apologetic Nation "No, no don't be sorry! You were too cute to disturb-aru."

Japan smiled happily "Well um…" he looked up at him hopefully "Yao-san can you help me?" China nodded he got off Japan to help untangle him from the covers.

"Arigato, Yao-san." Japan said in relief once China had finally helped him out of his cocoon, he blushed slightly "I'm finally free."

China stroked his hair "And you are now a pretty butterfly-aru!" he pulled him into a hug "Shall I break in your new body?"

Japan shyly played with China's hair which he left loose for bed "H-hai can we have morning sex?"

China smirked "Shi! But please put on your gift." Japan tilted his head as China handed him a neatly wrapped present.

Opening it he gasped as silk and lace tumbled onto his lap. Japan blushed "It's so pretty. Arigato." He dashed off into the bathroom.

China waited patiently for him when he came back out he felt his jaw drop. Japan clung to the doorframe shyly, his cheeks dusted with a pretty pink. He wore the white silken stockings held up by a garter hooked around his narrow hips. His rear was decked in girl's panties that were an intricate silk and a vibrant red colour. On top he had a red corset that was trimmed with white lace around the chest and the bottom. Around his pale throat he wore a red choker with a little cat bell on it. He had white cat ears on his head contrasting beautifully with his black hair, a white tail decorated with a large red bow and a bell in the middle twitched as he slid out from the doorway.

"So sexy." China exhaled not realising he had held his breath.

Japan blushed kneeling on the floor next to him "Y-Yao-san is it a-alright?"

"Better! You look so much more sexier than I could have ever imagined-aru!" China grabbed his hands "Shall I make love to you now-aru?"

"H-hai." Japan blushed.

XxX

Hong Kong yawned, he wondered what had woken him up, sitting up he saw Taiwan giggling into her bed covers "What are you laughing at?" he muttered.

She giggled "You can hear Nihon and Big Brother."

Hong Kong frowned slightly, he listened to the soft noises from the next room, it sounded like whimpers "Are you sure that's not Xiaolian awake?" he said in disbelief.

"No Jia listen." Taiwan tutted "Listen hard."

And so he did, sure enough he could hear China huskily murmuring to Japan and Japan moaning softly, China's name being uttered breathily. "Oh Mei." He sighed "That's just wrong."

Taiwan giggled "I think it's cute."

Hong Kong shrugged "You would."

She giggled again "Jia I wonder what they're doing?"

Hong Kong looked at her boredly "I think you already know that."

"No." she pushed him lightly "I meant what position."

Hong Kong shook his head "Pervert."

Taiwan threw off the covers "Come on it's Christmas!" she bounced out the bed excitedly, Hong Kong stretched a little before following her.

XxX

"Done now?" Hong Kong asked monotonously as China walked into the kitchen.

"Huh? What are you talking about-aru?" he frowned.

Hong Kong shrugged "You were having sex. You made Mei giggle like a spastic yaoi fan girl." Taiwan slapped him around the back of the head.

"H-how do you know that?" China blushed slightly a little glad Japan wasn't there he was shy enough without being humiliated by those two.

Hong Kong pointed to Taiwan who pouted "What? I wanted to hear Nihon. Is that so wrong?"

"Yes!" China yelped "Why did you want to hear Kiku-aru?"

"Because he's soooo cute!" Taiwan squealed "He's even cuter making those sweet sounds."

China pinched the bridge of his nose "Aiyaa." He softly uttered in annoyance.

Just as soon as China couldn't think anything could get worse Korea marched into the kitchen "Aniki!" he hugged him from behind "Where's Japan?"

"Cleaning and dressing Xiaoli-aru." China answered wriggling a little "And get off me-aru!"

Japan entered the kitchen holding Xiaolian, she was wearing a cute red bow in her hair and a red all in one baby grow that had a picture of Hello Kitty on in Reindeer antlers, a red nose and brown overalls. Korea let go off China hurriedly he scooted over to Japan "Can I…hold her?" he asked blushing slightly.

Japan nodded gratefully "Hai." He gently placed her into Korea's arms; she was sucking on a pink pacifier. She looked up at him with large golden brown eyes the same shade as China's but filled with the warmth of Japan's. Korea smiled at her cuteness "She's so adorable."

China pouted "Of course she is. My cute Kiku birthed her-aru." Japan blushed slightly as he prepared a bottle for his daughter, Hong Kong hoisted himself up to sit on the kitchen counter, China shot him a look "Don't sit up there-aru." He nagged.

Hong Kong just shrugged "There's no harm." He muttered.

Taiwan peered over Korea's shoulder cooing over Xiaolian "Aw wook at the wittle baby." She cooed. "Jia I want a baby."

For the first time in China's life he saw fear flicker across Hong Kong's face "No." he stated simply.

"Meanie" Taiwan pouted.

Japan yawned as he made up a bottle for his daughter, he was still a little sleepy and a little tired from China's enthusiasm earlier that morning "Would you like to feed her?" he asked Korea.

Korea looked at him hopefully "Can I? Really?"

Japan smiled happy to see his eagerness "Hai, but you have to hold her right so she doesn't choke, I'll show you."

Korea nodded eagerly "Thank you!" China rubbed the sleep out of his eyes before fixing his and Japan's breakfast as Japan showed Korea how to give their daughter hers.

XxX

While China prepared Christmas dinner Japan sat under the Kotatsu that China had installed for him teaching Hong Kong how to successfully draw Manga, Taiwan helped China in the kitchen while Korea looked after Xiaolian. He gazed into her huge eyes that were filled with happiness, they were so like China's and yet so unlike his. Xiaolian reached out a little her hands opening and closing cutely. Korea tilted his head in curiosity, she giggled slightly. Xiaolian's eyes flickered over to Korea's curl, she wanted to pull on it but it was out of reach.

Korea's Korean Spirit bounced down a little in confusion over what the tiny infant wanted and that was enough for her to grab it. Korea gasped as Xiaolian pulled on Korean Spirit excitedly, she squealed with happiness as she made Korea whimper slightly. He tried to prise her little hand off it but every time he'd try to touch the curl it'd make him feel a jolt of pleasure that'd render him helpless.

Japan looked up hearing Korea's whimpering, he gasped "Kankoku-kun apologies!" he scrabbled to his feet to help the helpless teen. He gently pulled Korean Spirit out of Xiaolian's fist while attempting to distract her with a small plush Shinatty Chan doll. It worked she took the doll finally freeing Korea from his discomfort. Japan bowed "Gomen Kankoku-kun I hope you can forgive me."

"Don't worry it was an accident." Korea grinned "She doesn't know what it means."

Japan smiled in gratitude "Arigato." Xiaolian gurgled happily as she squeezed the little doll in her hands.

China bounced into the room "Pizza's done! Then we can watch movies-aru!"

Hong Kong looked bored at the prospect "Suppose."

China shot him a look "We're doing it."

Japan smiled "That sounds wonderful, Yao-san." He placed a hand on his arm "We could show Xiaolian her first Christmas."

China smiled softly but his face fell into a pout "I think we should have gone to your House though because Christmas trees are illegal here-aru."

Japan shook his head "It doesn't matter Yao, you've already made this place beautiful enough a tree would ruin it."

China's eyes sparkled with happiness "Really-aru?"

"Rearry." Japan nodded.

China pulled Japan into a tight hug "Oh Kiku you really know how to make me happy-aru!"

Japan hugged him with his free arm the other containing Xiaolian "Yao-san." He murmured fondly.

"Hate to break up the moment but when are we having our pizza?" Hong Kong said cutting through the soft magical glow.

China pulled away slightly shooting a look at his younger brother "Now of course-aru."

Taiwan, who had snuck in as soon as she sensed male affection, pulled on Hong Kong's sleeve "Soooo cute!" she cooed. Hong Kong rolled his eyes as he gently unhooked her hand from his arm.

Sitting around the dining table the adults ate their pizzas while Xiaolian was lying on her Mother's lap gurgling happily as she gazed around at the pretty paintings on the ceiling. "This is very good." Japan mumbled through a mouthful.

"Thank you!" China grinned.

Xiaolian looked at her Mother curiously, she squealed a little for his attention. Japan looked down at her "What's wrong Xiaolian?" she happily blew bubbles in answer while making small gurgling noises. "Are you hungry?" Japan murmured. Xiaolian's eyes crossed slightly as she gazed at the huge bubble she blew, Japan popped it making her giggle, he put a little of the pizza sauce on his finger and let her suck it off. Xiaolian squealed in excitement at the unfamiliar taste, she reached out gurgling cutely "Want some more?" Japan asked. She squealed her answer, Japan laughed lightly as he fed her more pizza sauce.

China leaned over noticing sauce on Japan's cheek; he licked him shocking him "Y-Yao-san!"

China grinned "Shi wo de ai-aru?"

"Warn me next time." Japan said shyly poking him.

Xiaolian curiously watched her parents display affection; she wanted a little attention herself so she tugged on her mother's sleeve. Japan looked down "What's wrong Xiaolian?" he asked lifting her up. She gurgled happily as she waved her arms about.

China nuzzled the other side of her cheek "So kawaii-aru." He cooed. Xiaolian giggled as her father rubbed his cheek against hers, Japan smiled at his cute little daughter, and he felt so happy he had finally had her even though it took a slight toll on his health. He suffered more back pain and he was more exhausted but as he held her he felt it was worth it, he'd suffer a thousand back pains so he could have this feeling. The feeling of holding your own child against your heart and seeing its love for you glow from its very eyes.

Japan lightly brushed his finger over Xiaolian's nose making her sneeze at the tickly feel; she blinked in shock at her own force from the sneeze then began to giggle cutely. China laughed tickling her legs, she squealed excitedly reaching out to clasp her Father's sleeve. Japan smiled, he paused to look at something sticking out of her hair, it was a tiny curl much like her Father's in his ponytail. "Yao-san look." He flicked the curl making her whine a little.

"Oh she has Baba's curl-aru." China grinned "Sooo cute!" he nuzzled her making her giggle again.

Japan smiled shyly looking down "Yao-san I'm happy that you rove our daughter so much."

China tilted his head up to his level "Of course I do, she came from the most prettiest Nation in the world-aru."

Japan blushed "Arigato Yao-san." China pressed a chaste kiss to his lips.

XxX

The night was drawing to a close, Japan exhausted finally retired to bed. China gently sang to their daughter putting her to sleep "Maybe when she's older…" Japan yawned "We could count sheep with her."

China nodded "Shi like I did with you-aru."

"Hai." Japan nodded sleepily "Mmm I'm sleepy." He mumbled.

China cooed softly as Japan rubbed his eyes with both of his fists, looking down he watched Xiaolian do the same "Sooo kawaii-aruu." He whispered. Stroking her hair he watched her fall asleep, turning around he went to say say something to Japan but he too had fallen asleep cuddling China's panda. "Awww." He smiled. Creeping over to the bed he gently loosened Japan's arms so the panda could wriggle away, he softly nudged the panda down the bed so he could wriggle up to his little Asian. Japan mumbled in his sleep but China couldn't understand, it was in Japanese. He snuggled into the cute Japanese man smiling happily.

LxF & AxL

Germany rolled over onto his back sensing the bed was empty, opening his eyes he noticed a lump in the bottom of the bed steadily coming up the bed. It was either one of his dogs or Italy, the lump slumped on the pillows a red ahoge poking out the duvet "Boing." Came a little sleepy voice slightly muffled by the material. Smiling slightly Germany lifted the covers to see two huge amber eyes gazing sleepily up at him "Ciao."

"Guten Morgen." Germany gently pulled Italy up further on the pillows.

"'M sleepy." Italy mumbled snuggling into the blond.

"Then go back to sleep sveetheart." Germany said stroking his hair.

"'Kay." Italy nuzzled into his chest happily.

Prussia grinned as the dogs nudged his pockets for treats "Hey guys vant a walk?" the dogs barked happily "Yeah? Follow me." He crept upstairs Aster, Blackie and Berlitz running after him.

"Gilbert." Austria came out of the bathroom with Gilbertra fast asleep in his arms "Vhat are you doing?"

Prussia cackled softly "Shh." He placed his hand on the door handle to Germany's room; the dogs pressed their noses to the wood their butts moving with the force of their wagging tails. "Do you wanna walkies?" Prussia cooed, the dogs barked happily "Go get Vater!" he burst open Germany's door, they barked running into Germany's room.

"GILBERT!" Germany yelled. Prussia cackled as his brother protested and Italy squealed while the dogs bounded over them. Germany grunted trying to push his heavy German Shepard off him. She ignored him sitting promptly on his crotch "Ah Mein balls"

Italy wriggled free from Blackie and Berlitz's assault "Germany are you okay?"

"Nein." He groaned "I hope you weren't planning on more children."

Italy giggled "I'm sure you'll be fine."

Aster licked Germany in response to him pushing her off him "Do you three vant a walk by any chance?" he sighed.

They barked happily, Italy giggled "Yeah Germany let's take them on a Christmas walk."

"Ja I guess." Germany muttered then he was re-assaulted by all three dogs again bouncing on and licking him.

XxX

Germany clicked the leashes on the dogs as Italy strapped Elfriede into her Pushchair; she was fast asleep unaware that she was going out despite being bundled up warmly. "She'll be fine right Luddy?" Italy asked nervously.

"Ja. You know me if I thought it vasn't safe for her I'd keep her behind."

Italy smiled "Oh like that time when we went to Russia!"

Germany looked uncomfortable, okay so Italy almost got hit by a tank but that wasn't his fault he saved him in the end "That vas training und I didn't love you this much back then. In fact you pissed me off…"he muttered looking away.

Italy's face fell "But…you love me now? Right?"

Germany blushed "Ja, you know I do. And besides you didn't love me then either."

Italy smiled "Not at first, Germany scared me but…you reminded me of someone else…" he looked down "Holy Rome." He whispered but his face brightened "And besides I've always loved you! Especially when I saw you with no shirt on! Wow! I was in the bathroom for an hour. A whole hour to mastur-"

"Yes thank you Italy, that's enough information." Germany interrupted, his cheeks reddened slightly.

Italy ran outside pushing the pushchair along "Vait! You forgot your coat!" Germany called out; he followed the sounds of happy 've'ing' and chattering.

Turning a corner he saw Italy talking to an old woman who was cooing over Elfriede "And sometimes she burps so cutely. It's like a hiccup! Her father does the same noise after too much beer! It's amazing!"

Germany yanked the coat on Italy "Don't run off without your jacket! You could catch a cold you dumkophe you've not long ago left the hospital und-"

"But Germany that was two months ago!" Italy whined.

"Nein! It vasn't that long ago! It was five veeks ago. You left when Elfriede was three veeks old!" Germany argued, he buttoned up Italy's coat huffily.

"Boo. Don't worry Germany! I'm fine!" Italy chirped.

Germany sighed looking up into Italy's eyes "I worry about you because I don't vant you to get hurt." He cupped Italy's face "Ich liebe dich Italien."

Italy smiled his eyes gazing into Germany's their lips inching closer "Te amo." He whispered. Their eyes started to close as they got closer.

"Aww public displays of affection!"

Germany leaped back away from Italy "Vhat the Hell?"

"Hungary!" Italy embraced her happily. Germany apologised to the star struck old woman, it wasn't every day she saw two good looking men show such affections in front of her. Hungary suspiciously tried to craftily slip something square and camera looking back into her handbag as Italy hugged her while chattering happily in her ear. Probably about pasta. Or Germany. Or both actually. "And then Germany ATE the pasta!" Italy laughed happily, Hungary laughed with him she had no idea what the joke was but she thought she'd humour him. After all it was a strange De Ja Vu "And then Holy Rome ATE the pasta!" A small high voice echoed through her thoughts.

Italy was so cute back then as a Chibi and Germany was really know different now than when he was Holy Rome, what with his social awkwardness and accidentally hurting or scaring Italy. She looked at the tall blond checking on his daughter to see if she was wrapped up warmly, she sort of wished they were young again. Back in a time where she'd slip advice to the small blond and watch him run around after the little red head, where she would have little Italy sit on her lap and dress up in her clothes. It was a wonderful time where she had to beat a horny Frenchman and Prussian off her Austria.

But now she was here, her little baby in a carrier, divorced from the love of her life and worse he was in the arms of another man. Okay that wasn't so bad, but the fact that those arms were Prussia's was. Italy smiled at the cute baby in the carrier "Aw! She's so cute! Wook at the wittle baby!" he cooed softly.

Hungary giggled "Yeah I thought it's about time her father sees her this week."

Italy nodded "Uh-huh. Oh! Why don't you spend Christmas with us! After all it'd be fun! Fratello and Big Brother Spain are coming too."

Hungary looked away shyly "Really?"

Italy nodded "Si! You're family! Right Germany?"

"Ja ja." Germany said not really paying attention; he was wondering how on Earth could anyone put a coat, with a hood mind you, on a baby backwards? He told the dogs to sit so he could sort Elfriede out.

"Well we're going for a walk now!" Italy called out to Hungary, she kissed his cheek.

"Okay have fun." She said smiling.

Italy ran up to Germany "We will."

Germany lay the now awake baby back in the pushchair "Italy how did you put her coat on backwards?" he asked.

"Um…I dunno." He giggled.

Germany sighed "You vere probably thinking about pasta or something."

Italy 've'ed' happily "Can I walk the dogs?"

Germany handed over the leashes "Here just be sure they don't pull."

Italy nodded "'Kay!"

XxX

Germany looked down at Elfriede who was looking around an interested expression on her face; she curiously looked at the sky interested in the colour. Italy was a little in front playing with the dogs. Elfriede gurgled her ahoge bouncing happily as she gazed up at her father "Vhat's wrong?" he asked her gently, she reached out for a plastic spring that had a soft teddy on. Germany flipped the teddy over the side of the pushchair so it bounced near her.

Squealing cutely she played with the small blue teddy, she pulled it out on the spring then let it go so it bounced back. She gurgled happily as the teddy fell on her face; she pushed it away squealing cutely. Germany smiled at her cuteness, looking up he saw Italy dancing across the road into the beginning of the park, the dogs pulled him over the road so that he wouldn't get run over.

"Germany! Come on!" he sang.

"Vait a minute, I don't vant to get run over today danke." Germany called back. Italy stood the other side swaying from side to side singing Germany's name. Germany sighed rolling his eyes, once the coast was clear he crossed the road.

Italy embraced him like they'd been separated for weeks "Ciao Luddy."

Germany patted his head lightly "Okay let's let the dogs off."

Italy bounced back "Oh can I?"

Germany shrugged "Sure vhy not."

Italy released them cooing as they ran across the grass "Let's sit down Luddy." He said grabbing onto Germany's arm, he trotted over to the bench; he sat down but leapt up again faster than he'd sat down. "Germany! This bench is freezing!"

"Well it IS metal and ve are in the middle of Vinter." Germany stated.

"Ooh I'll get piles sitting on that." Italy shivered.

"That's just an old wife's tale." Germany laughed.

"Germany sit so I can sit on you." Italy whined.

Germany sat down instantly the cold spread through his jeans freezing his ass "Scheiss this is cold."

Italy nodded "Si I told you." He plopped down onto the blond's lap "Mmm warm." Germany winced the added weight made the cold seep through faster but he didn't complain. Italy nuzzled Germany's head happily "Let's make out to warm up Germany."

Germany sighed "We're not teenagers Italy ve have a child."

Italy kissed his cheek ignoring him "Ve~ so? Please Luddy warm me up." He whined softly.

"Fine." Germany pressed his lips to Italy's, Italy whined softly even though both of their faces were cold he knew they'd warm up as their kiss heated.

Elfriede watched the dogs run across the grass in the distance, she could hear her parents making odd sounds but all she cared about was how to get that teddy back into her arms, it had fallen over the side of the pushchair not long ago. The plastic spring was just hanging a little over her head; reaching up for it she grabbed it. Giving off a small 've' she pulled, the teddy bounced back in.

Letting off a proud squeal she hugged the teddy bear to her chest. Berlitz padded up to the pushchair, she was the Golden Retriever and the gentlest out of the three. Elfriede looked up at her as she put her nose in the carriage; she let off a squeal throwing the teddy at the dog in excitement. Berlitz wagged her tail catching the teddy in her mouth making the baby giggle, Berlitz placed it back on Elfriede's chest who threw it again and their little game of catch started up.

Italy pulled away his cheeks flushed and warm "Ooh I'm all warm now." He cooed. Germany pulled Italy into another kiss forgetting where they were. Berlitz nudged his leg, she was told by her Master to never jump up at the pushchair and she refused to disobey him. She couldn't get the teddy back; it got caught around the handles out of both hers and Elfriede's reach.

Germany pulled away from Italy looking down at his dog "Vhat's wrong Berlitz?" She barked pointing with her nose up to the handles with the trapped teddy. Elfriede started to cry missing it, Berlitz ran around to the front trying to comfort her.

"Daddy's going to free it. Shush my little bambina." Italy said softly, he tickled her tummy but she refused to be consoled. Germany untangled the teddy and dangled it down in front of her; she let out a happy little squeal grabbing it with both hands. Berlitz woofed happily, she nudged Elfriede making her giggle.

"Vell they seem to have taken to each other." Germany laughed.

Italy nodded "Ve~ that's so cute." He stroked Elfriede's cheek lightly, she giggled cutely reaching out for her mother "Aw she wants me!" he picked her up cuddling her to his chest, Germany straightened her hat on her head to keep out the cold.

Elfriede gurgled happily; she looked up to see little snowflakes falling out the sky towards her. She giggled happily as they landed on her mother's ahoge but as they fell on her face she wrinkled her nose up at the cold. Germany flicked the snow off Italy's curl "Come on ve better go before she catches a cold."

Italy nodded "Ve~ but can I hold her all the way back?"

Germany searched around for his dogs "Ja but if it gets too bad put her back in."

"Okay." Italy pulled Elfriede's hood up over her head to keep the snowflakes off her face.

Germany stuck his fingers in his mouth to whistle the dogs, Elfriede whined at the sharp noise. Italy cooed softly, he stroked her little cold ears to soothe her. The dogs came bounding back up to their Master, Berlitz already sitting by her Master's feet. Blackie ran up to Germany his tail wagging really fast, Aster followed, her tongue hanging out as she panted excitedly. Germany clicked the dog's leashes on them then tied them to the end of the pushchair handles.

XxX

"We're back!" Italy called out happily but the only sound that greeted the two were arguing and the crying of babies.

"I fucking hate you!" Prussia yelled.

"Good you egotistical bastard I hate you too!" Hungary yelled back. It sounded like they were in the kitchen; Austria was sitting on the stairs holding Gilbertra and Anaztazia he looked like he'd been crying. Germany let the dogs free before marching in the kitchen a stern expression on his face, the dogs followed him loyally.

"What happened?" Italy asked sitting next to Austria.

Austria wiped his eyes on his sleeve "Elizaveta said she vanted to help organise my wedding but Gilbert told her ve weren't ever going to marry." He sighed handing over Hungary's child "Und zen zis big fight broke out."

Italy gently patted his arm, Austria jumped as Germany yelled louder than both of the others "VHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" The other two protested and explained, their voices mixing with the others so not a single word was comprehended.

Austria buried his face in Gilbertra's fluffy silver hair as he cried "Vhy do zey alvays fight?"

Italy pouted "Because they're mean."

Austria smiled tearfully "Danke for trying to cheer me up Italy."

Italy smiled "It'll be okay, Luddy will sort it out."

Germany folded his arms "Vhat happened?"

Prussia scowled at Hungary "This bitch called me a heartless bastard und said I was unvorthy of Austria."

"You are!" Hungary shot back.

Germany pinched the bridge of his nose "Alright stop."

Prussia glared at the woman in front of him "You have no fucking idea vhat that man means to me! I love him to death! He is my fucking whole world und I von't let you destroy it."

Hungary's eyes welled up a little "I hate you so much! You took him off me! I still love him and you stole him! I love that man with my whole heart and I have never once hurt or raped him like you did!"

Prussia grabbed the front of her dress yanking her up to his level "Listen slut. I have never, NEVER raped him. I couldn't ever do something that disgusting with a man who is as delicate and beautiful as him." He spat venomously.

"You liar." Hungary growled. "You seized his vital regions while we were married.

Prussia laughed a short harsh laugh "You stupid bitch, so blinded by your own ridiculous love you can't even see the truth. I NEVER seized them by force; I successfully seized them by love. He loved me even back then, as I fucked his brains out he called my name. MINE. Not yours." He threw her backwards forcefully; she hit the wall emitting a soft grunt of pain.

Germany grabbed Prussia from behind "Stop it! Bruder she is the mother of your child!"

"Who cares?" Prussia grabbed Germany's arms throwing him over his back so he hit the wall too. Groaning he sat up holding his head. "Trust me Hungary you don't vant to fuck with me. I could never love your child as much as I love Austria's. I don't blame the kid I blame you."

Hungary looked up at him sharply, her face darkened picking up a knife she hurled it at him. He neatly dodged, it struck the doorframe mere centimetres from Italy's face who was cowering in fear, he walked in when he heard Germany's pained groan. Hungary placed her hands to her mouth shocked that she had almost hurt her best friend.

Germany shot to his feet slamming Prussia up the door "Stop it! Both of you! Italy could have got seriously hurt just then."

"Fuck Italy I could have gotten hurt!" Prussia retorted.

Germany growled he pulled Prussia away from the door before slamming him back into the hard wood again roughly "Fuck yourself Prussia." He spat.

Prussia's anger started to fade, Germany had never called him 'Prussia' it upset him that he'd angered his brother that much "I'm sorry Ludvig I wasn't thinking." He looked down guiltily "I'd rather I got hurt then Italy."

Germany let go of him "Good, now please vill you both stop fighting?"

"Ja." Prussia nodded.

"Y-yes." Hungary stuttered.

Italy finally breathed, he clutched onto Germany's arm "Ve I almost died." His curl twisted slightly in fear.

Germany kissed him "Nein I von't let that happen." He murmured to calm him.

Italy smiled "Ve~ I know that." His face fell again into sadness. "Mr Austria's crying."

Prussia looked up sharply "Vhere is he?"

Italy 've'ed' again sadly "On the stairs." Prussia pushed past them to the staircase.

"Prinzessin?"

Austria sniffed looking up at him "Oh hello Gilbert."

Prussia sat on the step lower than Austria's "I'm sorry Roddy but she just pissed me off and vell…I snapped." Austria placed his forehead back on the top of Gilbertra's head the silver tufts blocking Prussia's view of him. "Prinzessin? I'm really sorry." Austria mumbled something inaudible. Gilbertra had enough of being held she started wriggling impatiently she wanted to go to sleep.

Austria sighed raising his head "Gilbert I…I vant you to be…honest with me. Do you say all zis stuff about us to piss off Elizaveta?"

Prussia cupped Austria's face "I say them because I love you, pissing her off is a bonus."

Austria smiled "Danke.

Prussia grinned; he ruffled Gilbertra's hair "Shall ve put trouble to bed?"

Austria nodded watching her yawn hugely "Ja she looks tired."

Germany helped Hungary to her feet "I'm sorry about Bruder Hungary, I didn't think he vould attack you like that." He apologised.

Hungary waved it off laughing slightly "Oh don't worry Germany I'm covered in scars caused by your brother. Nearly all of them were fights about Austria, but you can't tell him that he'd feel so guilty."

Germany nodded "I von't." he sighed a little disappointed in his brother, he never thought he'd hurt a woman especially now she was a mother of one of his children.

Italy brushed dirt off her skirts "Ve are you hurt?"

"No but thank you Italy." Hungary smiled "Well I better grab Anaztazia and head home-"

"Nein! The weather is bad out there und if you go out you'll catch your death of cold." Germany scolded.

"Si and its Christmas!" Italy called out excited.

Hungary sighed "Well I guess."

"Just ignore Bruder." Germany said "He might not start now anyvay."

Hungary looked surprised "Why not?"

Germany shrugged "Their room is right above the kitchen, listen."

They listened, the sounds of moans and bed springs were audible through the kitchen ceiling "Oh." Hungary giggled.

Italy gave of a small 've' of surprise "Oh so Mr Austria and Prussia are making love." He giggled.

"Ja vell it keeps them out of the vay." Germany shrugged. Italy squeezed Germany's arm smiling brightly "Ve~"

XxX

Italy bounced over to the front door hearing a knock, bursting it open it revealed Spain smiling happily with Romano clutching a baby carrier, Spain's yellow Ibiza FR sat in the driveway. "Fratello! Big Brother Spain!" he cheered.

Romano pouted "Are you going to move sometime today? Or stand there looking stupid?"

Italy tilted his head "Ve?"

"Stupid it is then." Romano muttered.

Spain patted Italy's head fondly "Can we come inside Feli? It's cold."

Italy bounced up and down happily "Oh! Si, si! Come in!" he moved out the way for the other two to go into the house out of the cold. Romano and Spain gladly entered the warm as the snow started to fall faster around them.

Spain sat on the couch with Romano, Marcus sitting on his lap his eyes sparkling with happiness. Austria came into the living room his hair dishevelled and it was very obvious that he just had sex. Romano watched Prussia and Austria sit on the couch near theirs; he put a protective hand on his lover's arm as he glared at Spain's ex-husband.

Austria noticed he smiled kindly at him "Don't worry Romano we're not together anymore und I have no intention of going near Spain in zat vay."

Romano pouted "B-but Spain loved you." He muttered.

Spain cupped his cheeks tilting his face up to his "Si I used to love Austria but not anymore Lovi, I love you now."

Prussia embraced the Austrian "Ja and Prinzessin belongs to me now!" Both Austria and Romano blushed slightly.

Italy threw himself on Germany's lap wriggling excitedly "Presents!" he cheered.

Romano head butted Spain lightly in the shoulder "G-go get their presents."

Spain handed Marcus over to his mother "Then hold the bambino for me."

Romano took the giggling child in a snowman outfit; he gave him a gentle squeeze making him gurgle excitedly. Romano grinned; he poked Marcus' nose watching as the baby wrinkled it up while trying to grab his mother's finger with his mouth. Spain sat back down next to Romano, Italy tore off the paper like an excited child, paper clinging to his hair which Germany then plucked out.

Once all the presents were opened and Italy had finished cooing over a pretty dress for Elfriede he went to help Austria cook the dinner with Germany and Hungary. Romano looked curiously at Gilbertra in Prussia's arms (he had squished himself between the happy couple once Austria left) she had the strangest eyes he had ever seen, one red and one purple. "What's wrong with her eyes? Is she blind or something?" he asked bluntly.

Prussia snorted "No vay my daughter's too awesome to stick with just vun eye colour so she had both."

Spain looked at her gurgling happily "She is very much like you Gil!"

Prussia grinned "Of course she is! She's as awesome as I am!" Italy came into the living room a cookie in his mouth that Germany had baked. Prussia grinned "West told you to piss off?"

Italy pouted "He said I was in the way and I needed to check on Elfriede, but she's asleep." He looked in the basket where the golden haired baby slumbered.

Romano pushed Marcus into Italy's arms "Here hold him while I have a piss." Italy cooed at his little nephew as he wriggled and giggled cutely. Elfriede was in her own Christmas outfit, a cute Angel outfit complete with halo headband and plush wings. Her blonde hair and blue eyes made her perfect for the role which Italy loved dearly. Gilbertra was dressed as an elf but she was missing a little green sock, she took it off a long time ago and now it was deemed lost.

Italy whined softly as his stomach growled "Ve I'm hungry." Little Marcus looked up at him hopefully "Are you hungry too?" he cooed. Marcus reached out, he gurgled a little his eyes on his uncle, he didn't quite understand why the man in front of him looked like his mother and sounded like his mother but he didn't quite smell or feel the same.

Romano came back from the toilet "Fuckin' large houses." He muttered "Oy Veneziano why can't your potato loving bastard have a toilet nearer in this bastard house!"

"Huh? But I find the toilet okay." Italy said looking at him puzzled.

Romano shot him a glare "Yeah well you're always here you whore, I had to pee in a plant, I found the toilet eventually and washed my hands there."

Italy rammed Marcus into his mother's arms as he shot to his feet "Uwaa my plants! Germanyeee!" he whined running out the room.

Germany felt Italy grab him around the waist "Germany. What do you do when your brother pees in your plants?" he whined.

"Lock him outside and refuse him beer, why vhat has Gilbert done now?" he answered.

"R-Romano peed in my plants!" Italy wailed.

Germany sighed, he turned around holding Italy's shoulders he gave him a little shake "Vell what do you vant me to do about it?"

Italy 've'ed' sadly "Are you mad at me?"

Germany blinked "Was?"

Italy tilted his head "You sound mad. Am I annoying you?"

Germany looked at Austria who looked at Italy "I'm surprised, since vhen does he catch on so qvick?"

Germany rolled his eyes "Nein Italy I'm not mad."

Italy brightened up his eyes shining with happiness "Ve~ can I have a kiss?"

Germany glanced over at Hungary who smothered her glee into a too innocent face "Sure vhy not?" he mumbled, "Just a small vun." He pressed his lips lightly to the smaller's making him sigh and lean into him. Italy curiously slid his tongue over Germany's lips wondering if the proud Nation would accept it in front of the others, but sure enough his mouth parted a little. Taking advantage Italy plunged his tongue inside making the kiss rougher. "I-Italy." Germany muttered pulling away "N-not in front of-"

Italy growled pushing the blond up the counter; he fiercely kissed him again his tongue dominating Germany's. He paused in his kiss when a flash went off; opening his eyes he saw it again.

Germany pushed Italy away shooting a glare at the Hungarian woman wrestling with Austria for her camera back. "Give…it…" Austria groaned pulling sharply.

"No." she said pulling back.

Germany sighed wiping his mouth on the back of his hand; he glanced at Italy who had a strange dominating look on his face "I-Italy?"

"Germany looks so sexy in an apron." He purred.

"W-was?" Germany threw Italy over his shoulder and shoved him on the couch in the living room. He hoped that maybe if Italy was out of sight of Germany he would calm down.

Prussia watched his brother leave a flustered look on his face "Vhat's up with him?"

Italy 've'ed' sadly "He looks sexy." Prussia raised an eyebrow that wasn't really an answer but he guessed it'd have to do.

XxX

The smell of cooking made the Italies' stomachs growl loudly, Spain laughed "Wow is someone hungry?"

Romano butted his head lightly against Spain's chest "Shut up." He muttered. Spain wound his arms around him; Marcus had just been fed and changed so he was content. He was sucking on a pacifier his eyes gazing happily at his Mother, he was holding onto his shirt playing with a button. Romano smiled at his baby "What's up?" he asked gently.

Marcus gurgled, he spat out his pacier, luckily it was attached to his suit. He squealed as Romano raised him to face level to nuzzle into him, Marcus giggled as his mother rubbed his nose against his own.

Spain smiled at his cute little family "Lovi you make such a good Momma."

Romano looked at him "Of course I do." He smiled at his baby "Madre woves his wittle snowman yes she does." He cooed nuzzling Marcus again.

"She, Lovi?" Spain smiled.

"I-I said 'he'!" Romano stuttered. Marcus let out an excited squeal his hands clasping onto Romano's face, he cupped his Mother's face gazing adoringly into the greenish amber orbs. Spain hugged himself not wanting to break the cute Mother/child moment by hugging either one. "Have you gotten Madre's face?" Romano pretended to pout. Marcus giggled his eyes closing with happiness. Romano laughed "Ve~"

Prussia and Italy both looked at Romano in shock, Spain smiled it had been a long time since Romano made the cute Italian noise. "W-what? Th-that was Marcus!" Romano defended himself.

"Oooh my little Lovi is lying again~." Spain sang.

Romano pouted "You're all bastards."

Austria came to the living room "Dinner's cooked."

Prussia bounced out of his chair forgetting Gilbertra was on his lap, she would of hit the ground if Spain hadn't of swiftly caught her. "Nice catch." Prussia grinned.

"Ahaha thank you!" Spain laughed.

Romano squeezed Marcus in relief he let out the breath he had been holding in, Italy squeaked nervously "Uwaa that was close."

Austria swept up Gilbertra into his arms a look of sheer gratitude thrown Spain's way before he scowled at Prussia "You dumkophe!" he scolded swiftly smacking him around the back of the head.

Prussia rubbed the spot "I'm sorry." He laughed sheepishly.

Austria sighed "Idiot." Gilbertra seemed cheerful despite her near death experience; in fact she tried to reach up for her Mother's glasses.

Italy danced in the large grand dining room, laughing excitedly, the room had wooden panelling, fine art, expensive vases, the works. It was truly beautiful a large mahogany table sat in the middle of the room, soft gold coloured curtains decorated the large windows which led to a beautiful garden. The room in itself hinted at an Italian's hand in décor even though it was centuries old. "Ve~ Germany!" he noticed Germany, who was setting the table, had already torn off the apron, he pouted "Where's the pretty apron gone?"

"Dead." Germany stated. Italy looked at him sadly, Germany sighed, he leaned forward and whispered in his ear "I'll wear it tonight."

Italy's eyes lit up "Really?" Germany nodded his cheeks flushing slightly in embarrassment. Italy smiled happily as he nuzzled the German.

Prussia sat down his stomach growling "Man I'm hungry. West! Feed us!"

Germany scowled "I'm not your Mutter you know!"

Prussia looked at him then began to whine "Weeeeeest!"

"Alright! Vait un minute vill you?" Germany yelled. Italy took his seat closely followed by the others. Hungary, Austria and Germany left the dining room to go into the kitchen.

Prussia tickled his baby Gilbertra's tummy making her giggle and grip his finger, Italy 've'ed' softly watching them, he couldn't play with Elfriede as she was still sound asleep. Hungary came through the door smiling "Here you are Spain and Lovino!" she placed their dinners in front of them before dancing off again.

XxX

The meals had been eaten and Germany was in the kitchen washing the dishes, Italy peered around the door he glanced down at Germany's rear letting off a soft 've', he really loved tight black jeans on the blond as they hugged his perfect sculpted ass. He wandered in waiting for Germany to put the dish in the draining rack (mainly so he wouldn't get hit with it, after all Germany was hardly going to forget all his training) before entwining his arms around him "Ve~ Merry Christmas Luddy."

Germany smiled his body relaxing "Merry Christmas Feliciano."

Italy nuzzled into his back "Luddy can we have sex when you're done?"

"Vhat?" Germany dropped his sponge in shock.

"Please?" Italy whimpered "You said you'd wear that pretty apron?"

Germany sighed, it was true he did say that "Okay."

Italy happily gave him a squeeze "Yay."

Prussia yawned boredly from by the fireplace; Gilbertra and Anaztazia were sitting in his lap gurgling happily as if they were talking to each other. Austria put his book down to look at him "Tired?"

"Nein bored." He answered.

Austria glanced over to his side where Hungary had fallen asleep, her head on his shoulder, on the other side Spain was asleep too his head also resting on Austria's shoulder, Romano was tucked underneath Spain's arm snoring lightly on his chest. "Vell I would love to help you but as you can see I'm kind of trapped."

Prussia lay the babies down to crawl across to Austria "You know ve can still do stuff." He purred.

Austria shook his head "Ve can't! What if they vake up?" he whispered hurriedly.

Prussia's eyes smouldered "Then that's a chance ve'll just have to take."

Austria whimpered closing his eyes. Prussia took that has confirmation to continue. He slowly eased Austria's zipper down, licking his lips he saw he was already half hard. "Wow Prinzessin impatient aren't ve?" he whispered huskily. Austria covered his mouth with his book his eyes glazing over with lust as he stared down at the albino.

"Gil-Gilbert." He whimpered. Prussia slipped a finger in the opening to tease the clothed flesh underneath "Gilbert." Austria's breathing hitched slightly.

The door burst open "Goodnight everyone! Me and Germany are gonna sex!" Italy called out.

"Don't tell them that." Germany grumbled from behind him.

Austria swiftly pushed Prussia away; he used his book to shield his lap "O-okay Guten Nacht." Austria said trying to hide the breathiness in his voice.

Romano jolted awake, he stretched "Oy bastard!" he muttered driving his elbow into Spain's chest.

"Oof." Spain exhaled waking up.

"Come on, bed." Romano muttered.

Spain yawned "Okay." They followed Italy and Germany upstairs.

Prussia sat up grumbling, he'd smacked his elbow when he was pushed back by Austria. Austria nudged him with his foot "Let's go to bed." He whispered.

"Vake up the bitch then." He said rubbing his elbow.

Austria gently shook Hungary awake "Huh?" she snorted.

"Come on let's go to bed." She nodded.

"'Kay. Can I sleep with you?" she mumbled stroking his arm.

"Of course." Austria smiled.

Prussia scowled "Und vhat about me? Your lover!"

Austria adjusted his glasses "My bed's big enough for all three of us. You can sleep vith me too."

Prussia cackled "Awesome."

Everyone- Let's all sing together Christmas it'll be fun if we get together Christmas let the awesome party begin

America- We wish you a merry Christmas a super flashy Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year the whole town is in Christmas colours-Woohoo! The beer, the trees, the houses and of course today's cake! How 'bout it? Looks delicious right?

England- We wish you a merry Christmas a Christmas together with family we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! Santa Claus loves sherry and the mince pie I made!

Translation-

Goupi- Shit in Chinese

Ta me de- Fuck in Chinese

Yīnggélán- England in Chinese

Oyaji- Daddy in Japanese but in a perverse way

Shi wo de ai- yes my love in Chinese

Duvet- in case you actually don't know what it is, I know someone didn't (looking at you Jess) it's basically bed covers in British.

Was- What in German

Wow I am soooo sorry about the length of this! But if you made it to the end then congratulations I guess haha!

Merry Christmas all! It's my birthday on the 30th of December so I won't be uploading until the New Year.

Arigato!