Warning: Fluffiness, bad language, implied sex, make up sex with food (Jess here's your idea lol).
This is an USUK centred chapter.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Chapter 13: Pub 'N Go!
Ore no namae wa Igirisu da. Seishiki meishou wa Gureto Buriten oyobi hokubu Airurando Rengou Oukoku. Ato de tesuto ni dasukarana!
Kyou mo ame, kinou mo ame Kitto ashita mo ame dakedo Kasa wo sasanai Datte ore wa Eikoku shinshi, shinshi, shinshi
Pabu- Pabu- Pabu tte GO! Fuishu ando chippusu! Kirai na aitsu ni noroi wo kakete Yousei-san, yousei-san! Aha-ha-ha-haa〜Ware wa yuku〜!
America concentrated on his video game not really paying attention to anything else, he had to play it for Japan and see if it would sell before releasing it in his Homeland. He tensed feeling two arms entwine around his shoulders but he relaxed as the smell of tea and lavender swamped him "Hey Iggy." He said his voice a little muffled by the lollypop, or sucker as he called it, in his mouth.
England only answered him with a soft kiss on his neck, America smirked England was always so loving when he was never being paid any attention to. "What's up Babe?" he paused his game.
England smiled at him slyly "Nothing love why do you-AH!" America yanked him over the back of the sofa onto his lap "You bloody twat I could have gotten hurt!"
"Yes but you didn't." America murmured "I would never let you get hurt." England pulled America's lollypop out of his mouth; he gave it a couple of seductive licks before placing it in his own mouth. America smirked but continued playing his game, England grew bored and began tapping his finger against America's cheek then he started twirling a lock of his hair around his index finger. Sighing England straddled him and began kissing his throat, after he discarded the lollypop of course, America peered around him to play on his game.
"America." England purred "I'm bored." He nibbled his ear "Play with me." America pushed him away slightly his face creasing with annoyance; he wanted to play with England more than anything but he had to translate and review the game no matter what. "Alfred." England whimpered pushing his cheek against America's.
"Not now." He grumbled putting his hand over England's face "I'm doing something." England mewled taking in a finger into his mouth; he sucked a little his cheeks flushing cutely. America shot him a look "You little shit." He muttered "You're doing your damn best to distract me aren't you."
"Alfred." England whimpered again, he licked his fingertip before sliding it back in his mouth.
"I'm ignoring you." America muttered pulling his finger out of his love's mouth; he turned back to his game "God you're so annoying. You always want sex when I'm busy and-" The smell of Lavender and tea got stronger, he paused the game to look at England who had unbuttoned his shirt, he was mewling cutely as he played with his own nipples. "You-you stupid cute bastard." America growled, throwing his controller onto the floor he pinned England back onto the couch "I'm going to fuck you so damn hard into this couch." He muttered sucking and biting a perked up bud. England moaned running his fingers through America's hair, uttering soft cries.
"Mummy! Mummy!" Sealand yelled happily as he ran down the stairs which was towards the back of the couch. "Mummy you have to see this!"
England sat up peering over the back of the couch "Huh? What's wrong?" he asked.
"Mummy! It's Tobias, come see him!" England frowned, Sealand looked excited rather than panicked so it couldn't of been anything horrible happening. He noticed England's shirt undone when he got up. "Mummy? Were you and Daddy doing naughty stuff? Will I have a baby sister?" he asked excited.
"What? NO!" England laughed buttoning up his shirt "Don't be silly Peter; we weren't doing that at all!"
As England followed Sealand upstairs America grabbed his controller grumbling to himself "Bloody bastard, gets me all frickin' horny then pisses off. I swear tonight I'm gonna screw him so hard he won't walk for a week." He lit up a cigarette still grumbling as he clicked play on his game and continued.
England was dragged into Sealand's room "Come on Mummy look!"
England went in to see Latvia gently holding Tobias who was playing with a stuffed bunny, he giggled softly. "Look!" Sealand chirped again.
"I really don't understand love, what am I supposed to be looking at?" England said unsure, all he saw was Tobias playing happily and Avery chewing on a book. Latvia gently took Tobias' bunny and threw it across the room, Tobias crawled out of Latvia's lap he placed his little pudgy hands on the floor, slowly pulling himself to his feet. Shakily he stood and took one little step then another until he had tottered over to the bunny. He scooped it up giggling his huge blue eyes shining with delight. "M-my God! H-he walked!" England ran up to the infant scooping him up into a hug "Tobi! My adorable little baby! Oh Mummy is so proud of you!" he cooed nuzzling the giggling child.
America stubbed out his cigarette just as soon as he heard his name being screamed at the top of England's voice. Throwing his controller once again to the floor, he ran upstairs "What's wrong? What happened? Who's hurt?" he panicked throwing open the door.
"Alfie look!" England placed Tobias on the floor "Go on sweetie, walk to Daddy."
"Walk?" America frowned puzzled but as England gave him a little nudge he saw Tobias struggle to his feet again and he took some shaky steps towards his Father. America knelt down on the floor opening his arms to welcome the babe into them, Tobias squealed excitedly as his Father embraced him. "Well done kiddo." America laughed hugging the infant to him. "Wow you did a good job."
England laughed ruffling Tobias' hair "I know! He is such a good boy!"
Avery pouted he wanted a little attention from his Mother, he crawled over to him pulling on his trouser leg. England didn't notice, whimpering Avery wanted praise too but he couldn't walk. He opened his mouth, making a little few sounds before uttering his first word "Mama!"
England looked down in shock "Avery?"
"Mama!" He whimpered again louder raising his arms up to his Mother.
England scooped him up into his arms "Oh Avery! What a good boy you are!" he nuzzled the first born twin happily "Such a good boy!"
"Oh wow! Good going Ave!" America laughed petting his head. Avery buried his face in his Mother's shirt. "He is such a Mommy's boy." America laughed.
"And? There's no harm in that." England said "You used to be too you know."
America blushed turning away "Was not!" he pouted.
"Was I?" Sealand cut in.
England smiled "Not to me darling but Finland told me you were to him. He'd give me reports every year about you. I've kept them for forty three years, they stopped when you came to live with me two years ago."
"Oh…" Sealand looked away, then back up at him "I'm happy I'm home!" He said cheerfully.
"Me too." England smiled "You may annoy me sometimes but you'll always be my first baby."
XxX
England laughed as Tobias shoved his hands into his food, squealing he waved them around getting some on Avery who whined. "Sweetheart look at the mess you're making."
America yelped as a bit of baby food hit him in the head. "Tobias! Pack it in I'm trying to feed your brother here!"
Tobias looked at his mother with huge sparkly sad eyes "Oh Alfred leave him alone, he's only a child." England tutted "At least you're trying aren't you darling?" he cooed.
America shot him a glare, Avery stared at the spoon in his father's hand. Smirking America bent the spoon back a little and as he let go the food flew and hit England straight in the back of his head.
"Aah! What the bloody hell!" England spun around a shocked look on his face.
America fed Avery "Awww at least you're twying aren't you?" he cooed to him.
"Are you taking the piss?" England scowled.
"What gave you that idea?" America said too innocently.
"Alfred." England stood up putting his hands on his hips "Did you bloody flick food at me?"
"And if I did?" America smirked.
"Right." England stuck a spoon in the baby food and flicked some back at him, he burst out laughing as it hit him in the face.
"You bastard!" America wiped the green stuff off his glasses. "That's it." He stood up towering over the Brit. "I'm going to get you!"
"Ha! You wish!" England ran outside.
"I don't think so." America ran after him leaving the babies to fend for themselves.
England gasped as he felt cold water hit his back "That's bloody cold!" Turning around he saw America holding the hose an evil smirk on his face.
"Had enough?" He asked cocking an eyebrow.
"Never." England grabbed a bucket and plunged it in the stream by his house. He walked over to America who was busy turning the hose back on. He threw the water at him soaking him.
"Holy fuck that's freezing!" He yelped.
"Serves you right, if you hadn't of-GAH!"
"You talk too much Babe." America grinned as England spat out the water.
"You pillock!" England pounced on him trying to wrestle the hose out of his hand.
Sealand entered the kitchen to see the two babies sucking the food off their fingers "Where's Mummy?" he asked.
Latvia pulled on his sleeve "I found them." He pointed out the window to where England was lying underneath America laughing and trying to get away as he got soaked with the hose.
Sealand shook his head "Really. What are they like?" he sighed "Well Rai it looks like it's up to me and you to feed my Baby Brothers huh?"
Latvia nodded shyly "Uh-huh."
Sealand fed one while Latvia fed the other. Tobias giggled as Latvia pretended the spoon was a plane for him.
America grabbed England around the waist to stop him from moving "No way. You can't get away from me."
England grabbed his hands "That's what you think!" he wriggled away finally succeeding in grabbing the hose "Eat water git!" He snickered as he sprayed water into his face.
America spluttered trying to get out the jet stream "Iggy!" He yelped "Iggy this isn't funny!"
"It is for me!" England smirked.
America dived on him knocking the hose upwards ""W-we need to warm up." He panted.
England pouted "What our fun is over already?"
"Naw Babe it's only just begun." America leered.
England smirked "Really?"
"Yes. You owe me from this morning when I was trying to play my game." America wound his arms around the smaller.
"I do don't I." England purred running a finger up and down America's chest.
"Yes." America growled lightly "You owe me big time."
England looked up at him through his eyelashes "Well we better get to it then hadn't we? I can feel Florida pressing against my leg." He gave him a naughty smile sending an excited chill down America's back.
As they hurried back inside Sealand was busy pretending the spoon was a seagull for Avery who was greatly appreciating the game. Latvia looked at the two giggling adults as they snuck their way past the kitchen to go upstairs. "I think your parents are going to be naughty again." He whispered.
Sealand giggled "Well I'm not surprised."
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America lay back panting; he pushed his hair out of his eyes "God that was good."
England tried to catch his breath; he shouldn't have teased America because now he feared he wouldn't be able to walk right. For a little while at least. "Mmm." He murmured cuddling up to him.
America wrapped his arms around him, smiling a little "Iggy?"
"Hm?"
"What were we doing before we ended up having sex."
England looked up at him "You know I have no idea."
"It seems like it was important…" America said thoughtfully "But…what?"
England put his head back down on America's chest "I know I can't shake the feeling of something important as well." He sighed "Oh well…it's probably nothing."
"Mummy!" Sealand called from outside the room "Mummy are you done? Avery needs changing!"
"Oh bugger! The kids! That's what we were doing!" England yelped sitting bolt upright "Get off I need to check on the kids."
America laughed letting go off England "You're so fussy."
England tutted, he got up to find some clothes to quickly shove on, he grimaced a little "Your bloody come." He muttered.
"What?" America laughed "What have I done now?"
"Look!" He said pointing to his behind. "Look you're seeping out you git!"
"How is that my fault?" America laughed again "It's not my fault that you can't keep me inside." He gave him a cheeky wink and dodged a t-shirt that was thrown at him.
"Bloody arse." England muttered as he pulled up his underwear and trousers. He went downstairs ignoring America's laughter. "I'm here." He called out to the whimpering baby in his eldest son's arms "What's wrong my little baby?" he said holding him to his chest. Avery gripped his Mother's shirt his cheeks red from his crying "Okay then sweetheart."
America sat up watching Tobias slowly crawl up the stairs towards him "Hey kiddo what are you up to huh?" Tobias looked up excitedly; he let off a little squeal before continuing his climb towards his Father. America grinned; Tobias' little face was creased in concentration as he pulled himself up the steps slowly he finally made it. His eyes lit up as America held out a hand "Come on then Tobi."
Tobias got to his feet again shakily and tottered over to his Daddy; he stumbled and latched onto his hand to stop himself from falling. "Look at you, such a good boy!" America scooped him up into his arms "You're getting a little heavy there." He laughed poking Tobias' tummy who squealed and grabbed his finger. "You're kinda chubby." America grinned "Yes you are! You're Daddy's little chubby baby!" He nuzzled the giggling child. Tobias was a little chubbier than Avery due to getting nearly all the food in the womb and becoming a glutton when he was born. America giving him cookies didn't help either.
England had just finished changing Avery when he heard a thump from upstairs and America yelling in shock "What happened?" he called out.
"Nothing!" America called back.
"Don't lie to me." England frowned. He walked upstairs holding Avery on his hip "What did you do?"
"I swear Iggy I only took my eyes off him for a second!" America was holding Tobias' face "Dude its cool, don't worry."
"Why what have you done?" England scowled; he gently put Avery down and held Tobias' face up to his. A small gash was bleeding from his head "What did you do?" he screeched.
"I took my eyes off him for a second to put some pants on and he fell off the bed, he must have hit the side table." America said "He's not crying so it can't hurt."
England glared at him "You stupid bastard! I'm taking him to the hospital! God you're so hopeless!"
America looked at him shocked "Iggy it was an accident they happen all the time to-"
"Bollocks! If you paid a little more attention to him this wouldn't have happened!" England yelled.
"Look I was getting dressed I can't do everything!" America yelled back.
"You can't do anything it seems!" England said "He could have a concussion!"
"Well fine then take him to the fucking hospital!" America scooped up Avery "You only like him so much because he looks like me! Would you act like this if it was Avery? Or Peter?" He spat. "Oh of course not, you gave him away."
"How dare you!" England slapped him sharply around the face. "You absolute tosser!" he said tears starting to form in his eyes.
America grabbed his hand his face darkening "Don't fucking hit me." He said harshly.
"Go to Hell America!" England yelled "I'm taking him to the hospital and when I come back I want you to leave!"
"Fine I hate you anyway! You stupid, prissy, tea loving fag!" America spat.
England stormed off downstairs; he opened the door of his Mini Cooper and buckled Tobias safely in the car seat. Wiping away his tears on his sleeve he noticed he had put on America's shirt by mistake, sniffing he started the car "Don't you fall asleep on me lad." He said nudging Tobias.
America sat down on the bed; he looked at Avery's large emerald tear filled eyes "I shouldn't have said all of that." He muttered. "Looks like Daddy won't be around…I'll miss you growing up just like Peter."
"Mama." Avery whimpered, he reached out and cupped his Father's face.
"I never meant to." He mumbled. Letting out his tears he buried his face in Avery's soft sunshine hair.
XxX
England pulled in to the Hospital Parking Lot; quickly he pulled his baby out and locked up. Nuzzling his baby one last time, he ran into the hospital. "Please I need to see my Doctor right away! It's Arthur Kirkland, my Doctor is A.K Lewis."
"Yes Sir." The receptionist smiled "I'll just give her a ring." She picked up the phone and pressed a button "Hello its Sherry here I have a Mr Kirkland here to see you…yes…yes he has a child with him…okay thank you." She put the phone down and smiled warmly "She'll see you right away."
"Thank you so much!" England raced up to her room hurriedly, he knocked on it.
"Come in." Dr Lewis called.
England entered the office "Dr Lewis?" he looked at her nervously.
"Oh hello there." Dr Lewis was a beautiful doctor with wavy strawberry blonde locks that when untied out of its topknot fell to her shoulders. Her eyes were a pristine violet that sparkled every time she saw her main patient England. "And how are we today?"
"I'm fine but it's my baby. He banged his head falling off the bed and I'm worried he may have concussion." England held out his son who was curiously looking around the room.
"Oh I see." She took him cooing softly "That's a nasty cut on your head isn't it honey? Yes it is!" Tobias giggled a little. "Okay I'll give him a shot to bring up his immune system. And then I'll clean and dress that wound."
England breathed out in relief "You don't think he has concussion?"
"I highly doubt it but I'll run some tests for you if it'd put your mind at rest." Dr Lewis said kindly.
"It would thank you!" England nodded gratefully.
Dr Lewis tested Tobias for concussion but he seemed fine and he focused well when she moved her finger in front of his face, so she got to giving him his shot and cleaning his wound. Tobias finally cried as the needle was put into his arm, England tried to shush him. He was worse when the stinging of the cleaning alcohol was applied to the cut. "I know, I know." Dr Lewis said soothingly as she stuck a dressing on his head "There we go all done."
England smiled "Thank you!" he gently enveloped Tobias in a hug who was now happily nomming on a sucker. "I better leave now, once again thank you."
"It's quite alright Mr England." Dr Lewis smiled. "If anything else worries you don't hesitate to come back."
XxX
England entered the house to find darkness "Alfred?" he called out. Tobias gave off a squeal joining in his Mother's voice. "Alfred?"
"I'm in the kitchen." Came a mumbled reply.
"Why is it dark?" England asked switching on the lights "Where are the children?" He entered the kitchen to see America sitting in the chair his arms folded and a mournful look on his face.
"They're at Mattie's." he looked away. "We need to talk." He sighed. "Do you want me to go?"
"What? No you silly sod." England laughed "I love you."
America shrugged "Do you really? That's not what you said when you left."
England nodded "Yes love I know I said some things. I'm sorry love." He gently put Tobias in his high chair "I love you." He said walking up to the straight faced male. "I love you my sweetheart." He straddled him "Please say something."
America looked at him "You hurt me…I cried…" he looked down "I want to stay with you forever; I want to raise our babies together." England pressed his lips to his.
"Shh I know I'm sorry." He murmured. "I want all that too."
"How's the kid?" America asked looking at Tobias.
"He's fine." England answered.
"How about some make up sex?" America smiled.
"Of course love." England smiled back. Tobias grizzled lazily as he chewed on his fingers completely ignoring his parents.
America smirked "I have an idea. I know it's probably pushing it since we just had a fight but how about we do this." He reached back into the fridge and grabbed some items "How about a little food play?" he smirked.
England laughed "Well why not."
America took the food items and carried them upstairs to the bedroom while England carried Tobias up to put him to bed. He soon fell asleep within a couple of lines of his Mother's lullaby. England went into the bedroom to see America lying on the bed naked and waiting "Well I must say" he laughed "that was bloody quick."
America laughed "Well I know but I can't wait any longer. I want your beautiful body."
England shook his head fondly "Silly git." He picked up the stuff America brought up "Whipped cream and a bowl of cherries? Really?" he laughed.
"And strawberries." America grinned holding out the pot of strawberries. England smiled and climbed up onto the bed.
"Well I guess we better get on to this then huh?" He purred. America pulled him to his body and kissed him forcefully, England moaned eagerly unbuttoning his own shirt. Without losing contact with America he wriggled out of the shirt as America unbuttoned his pants and yanked them down. "Stay there." He murmured pulling away. "I'll get my clothes off." He wriggled down his pants a little further; America leant forward and started to kiss his throat and chest. "No." he whispered trying to push him away.
"Babe" America pushed England back "let me." He yanked off his pants and underwear swiftly. England gasped as they ripped.
"M-my clothes!"
"Sorry Babe." America smirked.
England pushed him back "Okay then lie back love."
America did so he looked up at England curiously as he grabbed the whipped cream. Smirking England sprayed it on his chest "AH! C-cold!" America shuddered. England laughed and placed a cherry in his navel.
"Mmm you look so delicious." He purred.
America smirked "What am I, your meal?"
"Dessert actually." England laughed. He lowered his head and licked a little of the cream off America's nipple making him gasp.
"Iggy…" he reached out to touch England but he pushed his hand away.
"Wait." He murmured "Don't worry you'll enjoy the next bit." He licked all the cream off before moving down to the cherry, gently he took it into his mouth, he chewed the flesh and spat out the stone. "Watch." He mumbled, his face turned into a look of serious concentration before he triumphantly stuck out his tongue. Lying on top was a perfectly knotted cherry stem.
"Holy shit! That means you're frickin' good at blowjobs dude!" America said in awe.
"Naturally." England laughed "But then again love," he threw the stem away "you already knew that."
"You bet I knew that!" America grinned cockily.
England sprayed cream on America's groin making him hiss slightly "Well I better get to the main part of my dessert huh love." He smiled naughtily.
"Iggy I think I'm the best thing you ever cooked." America smirked.
"Maybe you are." England purred. He descended on his lover eagerly licking and sucking at the whipped cream on his prone erection. America groaned his eyes fluttering shut. England didn't care that a bit of whipped cream was getting on his nose all he cared about was the prize underneath. His mouth melted the cream a little making it run down America's arousal in small rivulets before splashing lightly on his thighs.
"Iggy…" he moaned "Oh God that's good." He ran his fingers through England's hair "I-Iggy…is it my turn?" he panted.
England raised his head "No…you're my dessert I never said I was yours." He murmured.
"That's…mean…" America panted as England resumed his task "Artie let me…"
England moved a hand back to his rear, he stroked his own entrance, softly he let off a little moan.
America sat up "Babe, hold on." He grabbed the whipped cream and grinning he pushed the nozzle into England who gasped in surprise.
"You better not bloody spray that." He scolded, but like every other man in the world once you said 'don't' they 'do' so he pressed down on the button releasing the frothy stuff deep inside the Brit. England arched slightly "Alfred! You shit!"
America laughed "Did you like that?"
"It…felt…weird." England admitted "Almost like it was…you." He blushed.
America stroked his cheek "Really?"
"Yes just cold instead of warm." England wiggled his hips impatiently "Can you prepare me now?"
"Okay." America smiled as he peered over England's body "Babe, it's coming out of you."
"I know." England whimpered "Please?" he begged.
America slid his finger into his entrance, the cream making a surprisingly good lubricant. England whimpered his hands digging into America's shoulders. "One more?" America asked, England nodded and in went a second. England winced slightly with pain as he was stretched. America moved them around gently as he tried to help ease the pain. "More?" he asked again.
"P-please." England whimpered he placed his head on his shoulder shyly. "I love you." He whispered.
"I love you too." America whispered back he stretched and prepared him gently. England entwined his arms around America's neck, his eyes closed in pain. America gently removed his fingers "Ready?"
"Yes." England nodded. He gritted his teeth as he felt himself become breeched by the larger Nation "Bollocks." He muttered.
"Sorry." America muttered he pushed in all the way. "S-sorry." He apologised again but his guilt was short lived as he felt pleasure, overwhelming pleasure of having that delicious tightness around him. "Iggy…"
"Hmm?" England looked up.
"You okay?"
"Yes." England smiled "No need to be concerned love." America smiled back, he kissed him softly.
"I got worried, you were a bit quiet there." He said.
"No. I assure you I'm fine." England smiled again "You can move now love."
"Okay" America moved a little "I'm sorry for hurting you." He said softly.
"No, no it's my fault." England placed his head back on his shoulder.
America held him tighter as he moved a little more "Iggy. I love you; I want to be with you forever. Let's not fight again. This is the second big fight we had."
"I know. Sometimes I think you're too good for me." England sighed.
"No! Never! Arthur, you're too good for me. So please don't be like that." America raised England's face "I love you."
"I know sweetheart." England pressed a kiss to America's lips. America kissed back but not for a fight for dominance but to merely show England how much he loved him and how it wouldn't end. England lay back pulling America on top of him; he shuddered softly as he came.
"So soon?" America smiled pulling away.
England blushed "I'm sorry."
"No don't be. I like it." America smiled, he kissed England again. Not long after he came too. "Arthur." He moaned falling on top of him.
England didn't mind the weight on him in fact he liked it, it made him feel safe. "Arthur." He whispered softly.
America realised where he was and went to get off "I'm sorry I'll-"
"No." England interrupted "No stay here. I like it." So America stayed put.
XxX
Canada returned the children after trying to tell America off about not thinking things through and pawning them off on him but he ended up stuttering profusely and walking home with France his head hung in shame at missing his moment. "Daddy!" Sealand bounced up into America's arms "Are you and Mummy okay now?" He asked.
"Yeah we're all cool now. Sorry about worrying ya Kiddo." America smiled.
England patted his head "It's okay now Peter."
"Good." Sealand rubbed his head in America's chest "I'm sleepy."
England looked at all his kids Sealand did indeed look sleepy, Avery was already dropping off and even Latvia was rubbing an eye sleepily. "Right kids bath time then to bed I think."
America held Sealand tighter "Did you kids have dinner?"
"Yeah Uncle France made us something." Sealand mumbled.
"Wonderful." England muttered sarcastically. Latvia saw his annoyance.
"But I preferred your cooking." He said smiling.
England beamed happily "Really?" he laughed "Well of course you do!"
America smirked at England's sudden glow of happiness. "Well how about after your bath I read you a bedtime story?"
Sealand looked up happily "Really? You will? Mummy Finland used to do that all the time! So did Papa Sweden!"
America laughed "Yeah of course!"
"Okay!" Sealand looked excited as America took him upstairs, England following with Avery in his arms. Latvia helped him by picking up the gurgling Tobias who had woken up hungry and was now covered in baby food.
After the bath which ended up in America and England getting more soaked then the kids the two happy parents were tucking up the children. While they were young the twins stayed in Sealand and Latvia's room "Okay then kids. Pick a story."
Sealand grabbed the book of Faerytales; he flipped through the very old book.
"Be careful with that! That's an old gift from Germany!" England protested as he watched his eldest flick carelessly through the book.
"O-oh." Sealand slowed down and carefully went through the pages "AH! This one!" He shoved the book under his Father's nose making him go cross eyed.
"Okay sure thing." America looked at the story "Rapunzel. Okay sure thing. But I'm gonna change it slightly! Sit back kids and prepare to be blown away by my awesome story telling!"
Sealand sat back hugging his Wingull and Zorua to his chest. Latvia smiled cuddling his stuffed dog and bear.
"Okay! This story is called…Iggyzel!" America grinned.
"Really?" England raised an eyebrow.
"Shh!" Sealand said he looked back at his Father with rapt admiration.
"Once upon a time there lived a man and his wife, who much wished to have a child, but for a long time in vain. What kind of English is this?" America snorted.
"It's about two hundred bloody years old you moron! Finish reading the story." England scolded.
"Okay, okay sorry. Sheesh." He cleared his throat and continued "These people had a little window in the back part of their house, out of which one could see into a beautiful garden which was surrounded by a high wall, and no one dared to go in, because it belonged to a Witch who possessed great power and who was feared by the whole world. This sounds nothing like my version."
"Your version is a sugar coated Disney film." England rolled his eyes "Rapunzel is an old German classic by the Brothers Grimm. Amazing children story tellers."
"Yeah, yeah. One day the woman, who I thought was actually a queen but there you go, stood at this window looking into the garden and there she saw a bed which was filled with the most beautiful radishes and which seemed so fresh and green that she felt quite glad and a great desire seized her to eat of these radishes. This wish tormented her daily and she knew that she could not have them she fell ill, and looked very pale and miserable. This frightened her husband who asked her "What ails you, my dear wife?"
"Ah!" America said in a high pitched voice "She replied "If I cannot get any of those radishes to eat out of the garden behind the house I shall die!" Man it's only a sodding vegetable." America laughed.
"Alfred." England said warningly.
"Sorry, sorry. "The husband loving her very much thought "Rather than let my wife die, I must fetch her some radishes cost what they may." So in the gloom of the evening, he climbed the wall of the Witch's garden and snatching a handful of radishes in great haste brought them to his wife who made herself a salad with them which she relished extremely. She wasn't that ill then." He muttered but continued when he saw England's face.
"However they were so nice and flavourful that the next day after she felt the same desire for the third time and couldn't get any rest so that her husband was obliged to promise her some more. So in the evening he made himself ready and began clambering up the wall; but, oh! How terribly frightened he was, for there he saw the old Witch standing before him "How dare you" America put on an old croaky voice "How dare you climb over into my garden to take away my radishes like a thief? Evil shall happen to you for this!" And that's why we don't steal, kids!" America grinned.
"Ah." Replied he "Let pardon be granted before justice I have only done this from a great necessity my wife saw your radishes from her window and took such a fancy to them that she would die if she had not eaten them." Then the Witch ran after him in a passion saying "If she behaves as you say I will let you take away all the radishes you please, but I make one condition: you must give me the child which your wife brings into the world. All shall go well with it, and I will care for it like a Mother." In his anxiety the man consented and when the child was born the Witch appeared at the same time and gave the child the name Iggyzel and took it away with her." America grinned looking at England.
"Iggyzel grew to be the most beautiful child under the sun, and when he was twelve years old the Witch shut him up in a tower, which stood in a forest and had neither stairs nor door and only one window just at the top. When the Witch wished to enter, she stood beneath and called out
"Iggyzel! Iggyzel!
Let down your hair!"
For you see Iggyzel had long and beautiful hair like spun sunshine itself, his eyes were like two large Emeralds." America looked back up at England who was blushing slightly. "And he was the target for many pervy princes, especially French ones so the Witch locked him up so he was safe. Anyway the Witch would use his hair as a ladder and climb up it to enter the window. Well after a couple of years a Pri-Hero was riding through the forest on an awesome horse."
"Don't just change the bloody story like that!" England scolded "Rapunzel is supposed to be a beautiful Woman and it's a Prince not a sodding Hero."
"The horse was a unicorn~" America sang.
"Go on." England muttered.
"The horse was a silver unicorn with a polished crystal horn and golden hooves. Its mane and tail were made of spun rainbows itself." He smirked as England looked interested.
"He rode through the forest and heard beautiful singing from an old abandoned tower. He went to the bottom where he saw a long braid hanging out the window, surprised at the softness he climbed up it. The beautiful Princess-"
"Oi!"
America ignored England and continued "turned around and said" He put on a high pitched British accent "Oh good sir! But who are you? Whatever are you doing here in my poor lonely tower?" The Hero said ever so softly" He made his voice husky much like the tone he used during sex "My beauty I was entranced by your singing. And I had to see who was making such beautiful notes." The princess embraced him entranced by his words and they stayed up all night making sweet-"
"Alfred! There are kids here." England reminded him.
"cupcakes." America hurriedly corrected. "But the Witch saw him once she climbed up the tower. She pushed him out the window but he survived, ya know because he's a Hero, and she cut off the Princess' long beautiful hair. Iggyzel cried all night believing his beloved to be dead but when the Witch had left again for the night he snuck back up to the bottom of the tower, "Iggyzel I've come back!" he went to the window and called out "But my Hero! How am I to get down?" He held out his arms "Jump my beauty I'll catch you!" And so he did Iggyzel threw himself out the window only to be caught by the Hero. And they rode off into the night on the Unicorn to be married."
America grinned looking at England "Well?"
"You've just single handedly butchered the classic Rapunzel Faerytale." England sighed "But not bad."
Sealand yawned sleepily "G'night Daddy."
"G'night Sea." America kissed his forehead while England kissed and tucked up Latvia properly. "Come on Iggyzel." America grinned at him.
"You're a fool." England muttered he held America's hand "Sodding idiot."
"You know I was describing you right? You really are that beautiful." America murmured.
"Thank you." England kissed his cheek "And you are my Hero." He whispered.
America grinned broadly "You bet your sweet ass I'm your Hero!"
"Shh! Don't wake up the bloody kids." England hissed "Come on we should go to bed now too."
"Awww but I'm not tired!"
"You big child." England laughed.
My name is England. My official name is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It will come up in the test later!
Today it rains, yesterday it rained, And I bet my hat tomorrow, it will rain yet again... But umbrellas aren't for me, as you can see I am British gentleman, gentleman, gentleman~
Pub- Pub- Pub and GO! Fish and chips! All those that I hate, a curse is sent your way Ms. Fairy, Ms. Fairy! Aha-ha-ha-haa~ Here I go again~!
A.N: Haha here we are chappie 13 up! Oh yeah you still have like four chapters left to give me the Twins' name ideas I have a poll so vote on your fave ones I already got too!
Ooooh I'll also need ideas for the next FranAda chapter! So give me some ideas about what can happen! SpaMano is up next! But remember FranAda ideas pweese!
Arigato! ^-^