A.N: Wowzies I have well over fifty reviews *sparkly eyes* I love you all! Let's see if I can make a hundred if I do I'll give my hundredth reviewer a present *winks* it'll be a fic of your choice with any and I mean ANY pairing!
Warning: Bad language and fluffiness and smut.
Disclaimer: All I own is this (awesome) idea.
Chapter 14: OLE!-Una siesta de la pasiAn! (fanmade)
"Now look my little cutie!" Spain teased Marcus with the washcloth; they and Romano were all sharing a bath together. Marcus kept giggling as his Father blew bubbles all over his scowling Mother. "Look at your pretty Madre; he's as red as a tomato." Marcus giggled reaching up for his Mother.
"Bastard." Romano folded his arms "Stop blowing bubbles at me or I'll hit you."
"You can't hit me I have a baby!" Spain raised Marcus up so he was shielded.
"Oh nice." Romano huffed "Hiding behind our baby? You jackass." He reached out and took the infant off him. "Stupid bastard." He cuddled Marcus who squeezed his mother's hair excitedly.
Spain laughed and tickled Marcus under the chin who squealed excitedly. "My cute little baby, my sweetie! Your Padre loves you yes he does! Much more than Madre." He smirked.
"You liar!" Romano scowled "Don't listen to him Markey! It's Mommy who loves you more." Marcus giggled as the parents mock fought over him. Romano poked Spain who poked him back. "Don't poke me you bastard." Spain laughed and poked him again "I said stop it!" Romano Leaned over to only fall on Spain "You bastard I-mmph." He was cut off by Spain locking his lips to his. Marcus amused himself by playing with the crucifixes on both of his parents' necks; he happily tied them both together as his parents made weird noises above him.
Spain pulled away from his love "Lovi…you're so sexy." He panted. Romano wiped his mouth and tried to lean back but he was trapped by their entangled necklaces.
"What the Hell?" he yelled.
Marcus whimpered thinking he was in trouble he emitted a scared "Uwaa." Spain laughed "Look Lovi even our chains are in love."
"Don't be stupid." Romano scowled.
Spain untangled their crucifixes "Well how do you explain it Lovi?"
"Simple you and your stupid kiss drew them together." Romano pouted. "Stupid horny bastard." He gently held Marcus closer to his chest as he washed his hair, Marcus whined in protest not liking the grooming. "Stop squirming you need your hair washing."
Spain laughed "I know a way to stop him." He reached over and pulled on his ahoge, Marcus whined but froze up.
"Oi!" Romano slapped his hand "Don't do that!" he carefully washed Marcus' hair scowling at Spain for touching their baby's weak spot.
"Roma I'm sorry." Spain said sadly as he rubbed his hand "I just wanted to help you."
"Well you could have done it without doing that surely." Romano sighed.
Spain shook his head "No it works perfectly for you."
"Well of course it does idiot! It's a special place!" Romano snapped. He angrily threw a sponge at Spain hitting him in the face "You stupid bastard."
Spain spluttered "Lovi! Don't be mean to your future husband!"
Romano scowled "Well don't be mean to our baby."
"I wasn't!" Spain protested.
"You were, you pulled his happy curl and no one can pull that. No one but himself and his lover during sex but that's it." Romano gently ran a finger along the bottom of the ahoge to straighten it from its scrunched up stress state. "See you upset him, you made his curl go all crunchy uppy like mine and Veni's go." Marcus opened his eyes his curl springing back into its normal shape.
Spain smiled "I love that cute little curl!"
Romano sighed "Only because you like taking advantage of it." He pouted "I still need to find your erogenous zone."
Spain laughed "Even I don't know where it is sweetie."
Romano smirked "Well I'll find it." Marcus got bored and started chewing on a tomato shaped sponge "Trust me Toni I'll find it." Romano ran his fingers lightly up Spain's leg.
Spain grinned grabbing his hand "I'm sure you will." He lightly kissed his hand "When are we planning on doing this?" he asked huskily.
Romano knelt up towards him "Hmm I dunno." He smirked "You are such a horny bastard that I bet you want it now huh?" There was a splash and gurgling, Romano looked down to see only Marcus' curl sticking out under the water "Oh fuck!" he pulled him out quickly "Marcus are you okay." Marcus coughed a little but smiled happily as if nothing happened. "Man what a happy little shit you are." Romano smiled giving him a little squeeze.
Spain laughed "But isn't that a good thing."
"Of course it is." Romano laughed nuzzling the giggling child. Marcus squealed happily as his chubby cheek got rubbed by his Mother's. Spain laughed at the cute sight.
XxX
While Spain was harvesting tomatoes in the garden, Romano and Marcus were eating tomatoes by a stream. Marcus looked up at his Mother happily, juice trickling down his chin, Romano laughed at his tomato stained son. "Do you like that?" Marcus squealed in answer before chewing again. "You're so cute you know that." Romano laughed. He ruffled his son's hair before turning back to look at Spain.
Spain happily walked up to them "Hola my cuties!" he accidentally dropped a tomato; it bounced out of the basket and landed on Romano's head.
"Bastard!" he scowled.
Spain laughed "Sorry my sweetie." He looked down at his small son "Are you hungry Mi Precioso? Well let's get you nicely fed."
"Nicely fed? What is he, a dog?" Romano huffed.
Spain shook his head as he scooped up the infant "No, no! Not at all! I just want him to eat healthily!"
Romano sighed slowly getting to his feet "Yeah, yeah."
Spain happily carried his child into the House to be fed while Romano grumbled and picked up the abandoned basket.
Romano and Spain were now sitting at the table eating their lunch, Spain was trying to feed Marcus some baby food but he disliked it. "Come on Markey you have to eat it. It's good for you."
"Maybe he doesn't want to eat that cheap crap." Romano butted in as Marcus pushed the spoon away.
"But it's not cheap! It was quite expensive! It says on the jar "healthy and full of nutrients and vitamins. Classed as one of your five a day." So it HAS to be good!" Spain said trying to feed it to his son again who puffed out his cheeks and scowled in a Romano-like way.
"Well why the fuck did you buy him expensive crap he's never going to like bastard." Romano scowled.
"Well I didn't know he wasn't going to like it did I." Spain said scathingly.
Romano was slightly stunned Spain was such a cheerful bastard he had never seen or heard him sound pissed off. He shrugged and took a sip of his tomato juice.
"Bastard." Marcus whined pushing the spoon away again.
Romano spat his juice out while Spain froze in mid-air his face plastered with a look of shock. "Did he just call you a bastard?" Romano asked. Marcus had already attempted to say 'Mama' and they thought that would be his first word but what was shocked them.
"I-I think so." Spain laughed nervously "Well you can tell he's your son ahaha."
Romano scowled "What's that supposed to mean you bastard!"
"Well you say that word a lot." Spain said rubbing the back of his head "Err…ahaha you said it now sweetie."
Romano scowled "Whatever."
"Bastard!" Marcus chirruped again. He waved his arms laughing happily at his new word.
Romano pressed a finger to his lips "No! Say Mama. That word is a naughty word." He said. Marcus looked at his Mother curiously "Say Maaamaaaa, Maaamaaaa." Romano said trying to get him to say another word.
Marcus opened his mouth and pointed to his Mother "Mmma mmaa…Mama!" he cried happily.
"Good boy!" Romano hugged him happily "Good little Markey."
Marcus pointed to his Father "Bastard!" he squealed.
Romano burst out laughing "Si, si Daddy's a bastard."
"No! Say Dada." Spain said trying to get him to say something else.
"Bas bas!" Marcus squealed "Bastard!" Spain sighed there was no point in changing it now.
"Markey don't copy Madre." He pouted.
Romano laughed "Oh shut up. He can if he wants to." Marcus yawned tired by all the excitement. "Come on then let's take you for an afternoon nap." Romano gently swept him into his arms; Marcus rested his head on his Mother's shoulder. He carried him upstairs carefully "You must be tired huh?" he said softly.
Marcus yawned again in answer. Romano gently lay him down in his crib, Spain wound his arms around him "You're so cute when you're all motherly." He cooed. Romano blushed trying to push him away
"Fuck off you soppy bastard."
"But sweetie I love it." Spain tightened his grip, refusing to let his "cute little Lovi" leave so soon. "Lovi you're so cute~."
"Get off me you stupid idiot." Romano protested but he wasn't struggling that much to break free. "What are you after?" he mumbled as Spain's hand lazily trailed down his body. Spain didn't answer he just slowly licked his throat taking extra care to nibble in the right places. Romano closed his eyes letting off a soft sigh "You're a bastard." He mumbled. Spain chuckled lightly as he nibbled on his collar bone; Romano raised an arm back to hold onto Spain's hair. "Mmm Antonio…" he purred "Please stop. It's wrong we're by our baby."
"So sexy." Spain murmured as Romano arched slightly against him, his rear rubbing up against his groin. He pushed a hand under Romano's shirt to tease an already hardened nub, Romano let out a sharp gasp trying to push Spain's hand away.
"N-no." he moaned "Please Antonio." Spain laughed again as he started to suck and kiss his earlobe "Please."
"Lovi…" Spain murmured huskily. "Lovi…you're so sexy."
"Antonio let's-nngh take this to-ah! - the bedroom." Romano struggled to speak as Spain bit his throat again. "An-Antonio?" he moaned.
Spain scooped him up into his arms "Oh so you want to sex?" he whispered.
"Yes…no! Jus-just…I dunno…" he mumbled.
Spain laughed "You're so cutely indecisive sweetie."
Romano slapped him scowling "Sh-shut up and just take me to our room."
"Si, si my cute princess." He laughed.
"Princess?" Romano yelped "I'm not a-" His words were cut off by Spain's lips connecting his, Romano's eyes fluttered shut he moaned softly as he was laid down on the bed. He felt Spain moving above him as he roughly pulled off his own shirt. Romano ripped his face away "Whoa who said I was going to have sex?"
Spain looked at him "But…you said-"
"I never said I would!" Romano sat up "I have to look after the baby anyway. Not everyone thinks about their dick like you."
"Lovi." Spain pouted.
"No I'm going to-Ah!" Spain grabbed him around the waist pulling him down with him on the bed.
"Come on Lovi I need you." He kissed Romano again and again smothering his lips and face in kisses.
"I'm going to slap you." Romano mumbled but he responded when Spain pulled away by grabbing him by the back of his head and pulling their lips together as one again. Spain silently cheered because he had finally won. Romano moaned softly running a hand down Spain's back and to his butt. He gripped his arse roughly giving it a squeeze.
Spain tore his mouth away from Romano's moaning "L-Lovi…ahhh that feels so good."
"What? Your ass?" Romano looked at him in shock. "Your ass? Seriously?" He gave him another squeeze "Your ass feels good?" he crawled out from underneath the elder man. He pushed him face first into the bed. Spain struggled until Romano sat on his legs. "Stay still you jackass." He yanked down Spain's pants to reveal his firm, round ass that was the desire of everyone. "Alright Bastard, why does me touching your ass turn you on, when it never bothered you when France did it?"
"I-I don't know." Spain laughed nervously "But even when France touched it, it had an effect on me."
"It did?" Romano poked it but there was no reaction, he pinched it also gaining no reaction. Scowling he gave it a hard squeeze making Spain moan loudly into the mattress. "S-so when your ass is squeezed that's when the pleasure kicks in?"
"S-si." Spain mumbled.
"Antonio…I think your ass is an erogenous zone…" Romano said seriously. "I mean it makes sense. Your ass is the hottest part of your body so I guess it would be. And because I'm always underneath you…or in front of you…or on your lap I never got a chance to really grab it before." He said giving it another squeeze making Spain groan ecstatically "Yeah you see you have the same effect as my curl." He pointed to the bouncing curl on the top of his head.
"S-si I guess you're right." Spain sat up slightly breathless "Lovi I didn't think that was possible,"
"What that you had an E-zone? Everyone has one." He laughed giving his butt another squeeze.
"N-no I just never thought it would be there." He said breathily.
Romano stroked his butt before falling to the bed next to him "I have a secret weapon." He smirked, Spain didn't know whether to be thrilled or not by that thought. He was about to speak but Romano unbuttoning his shirt stopped him "You want sex? Fine we'll have sex but you better be fucking good."
"I always am my sweetie." Spain laughed he turned over to lie on his back "So my sweet are you going to ride me?"
Romano laughed "Are you kidding? No! I'm gonna grip your ass as you fuck me so get up."
Spain laughed as he got to his knees "Si, si but can you undress me."
Romano wriggled out of his pants "Fine." He crawled onto the bed "Lie down asshole."
Spain laughed "Up down up down. Are you sure you don't want to ride me?"
"Bastard!" Romano slapped his chest roughly "Shut up and lie down."
Spain lay back for him "I'm waiting."
"Shut up." Romano crawled up to him; he ran his fingers over Spain's jeans before pulling them down roughly "I'm going to suck you first." He smirked cockily "Until you beg for more."
Spain ran his fingers down Romano's cheek "I always want more with you Lovi." He murmured "But I won't stop you from your fun."
Romano smirked before lowering his head and taking Spain's underwear into his mouth he pulled them down revealing Spain's arousal. He flicked it making Spain hiss sharply "R-Roma…" he murmured "please." Romano sat up the underwear dangling from his teeth, he smirked slyly. "Lovi." He murmured "Please, please."
Romano spat them out "You want me to suck you?"
"Si…it hurts." He whimpered. Romano snorted but he obeyed, he leaned down and licked the tip of Spain's erection "Lovi…" Spain moaned. Romano started suckling on the head as his hands snaked underneath Spain's butt he raised his hips slipping him deeper into his mouth. Spain moaned softly as Romano locked eyes with his while deep throating "R-Roma…Oh Dios!" he moaned. Romano gave his rear a hard squeeze making him moan throatily his eyes closing shut in ecstasy. "L-Lovi I want…t-to be inside you."
Romano let go of him with a small pop "How badly?" he licked him a little while waiting for an answer.
"S-so much." He moaned "Please Lovi, please." He begged.
Romano laughed lightly "Hmm…I could do…but this is my chance to top…sooooo…" he looked away feigning thought. "What to do…what to do?" he tapped his chin with his index finger leaving the poor Spaniard to whimper with desire. Romano leaned over pointing his butt in the air "So you want to be in me huh?"
"S-si." He whispered "Lovi?"
Romano smirked reaching over to grab the hand lotion "Well okay." He squirted some on to Spain's hand "Well you know what to do huh." Spain sat up eagerly, he pushed Romano back roughly.
"Now I have the upper hand si?" Spain laughed before sliding a slick finger into him "My sweet Roma you shouldn't tease me." He leaned over and took a nipple in between his lips "It's mean." He mumbled.
"Ah…Ah!" Romano whimpered his body tensing slightly as a second finger pushed its way inside. "An-Antonio…"
"Say sorry." Spain murmured before biting down on Romano's nipple making him hiss.
"I'm s-sorry!" he yelped gripping Spain's hair "I-I'm sorry for t-teasing you."
Spain let go and lifted his head "You're so wet my love."
"Sh-shut up." Romano blushed "D-don't say things like that."
Spain pushed in a third "You really are so sexy." He started thrusting his fingers in and out roughly making Romano moan and arch his back.
Marcus woke up hearing strange noises he recognised them as his mother's, he gurgled curiously getting slowly to his feet he stood up gripping the bars of his crib. "Mama." He called out softly.
"Nngh…put it in…" Romano whimpered as Spain teased his entrance with the tip of his arousal "Please…" Spain laughed lightly as he started to ease himself into him "Oh God." Romano moaned. "Please more!" he arched his back. Spain pushed in a little more sinking all the way into him.
"L-Lovi I'm in so deep." He moaned. Romano cried out his hands flying to lock onto his butt.
"M-move." He groaned. "M-make me scream."
Spain obeyed, he thrusted hard and fast making the smaller Italian cry out loudly. "Roma…so good…you feel…so good." He panted. Romano moaned loudly he gripped Spain's ass making him moan louder "Roma…no…" he used a hand to prise his hands off.
"I want to." Romano whimpered "Y-you can play with my curl." He moaned.
Spain reached up and twirled Romano's curl as he thrusted in and out of his lover. Romano arched his back gripping and squeezing Spain's arse tightly sending uncontrollable pleasure surging through the whole of the Elder's body. "Lovi…" he moaned he didn't think he was going to last, the secret spot on his body and the tensing tightness around his arousal was proving to become too much for him.
"Antonio! I-I'm gonna come!" Romano moaned loudly.
Spain gave one last tug which sent his love over the edge causing him to come messily all over their stomachs. Spain groaned filling him; he fell down on top of Romano panting lightly. "Th-thank you…Lovi…" he panted.
"Thank…you Bastard." Romano mumbled closing his eyes.
XxX
Marcus called out again softly "Mama." But he could no longer hear his Mother, whimpering he tried again but there was still no answer so he called out the only other word he knew "Bastard." But there wasn't a single answer from his Father either. Slowly he pulled himself over the bars of his crib pulling his Tomato Box Fairy doll with him. He fell out but landed on a soft Mochi with a tomato on his head, he giggled as he righted himself and crawled on dragging the doll with him. The doll curiously enough looked like his uncle but in a cute red dress with a tomato on it. The wings were large and pink decorated with small cherry tomatoes. Marcus crawled towards his parents' room where as he got closer he could hear noises coming from within.
"Antonio…don't…" His Mother whined Marcus giggled seeing his father twirling the curl on his Mother's head around his finger. He gave off an excited squeal.
"Mama!" He cried out happily.
Romano looked down curiously "Marcus! How the Hell did you get here?" he sat up so quickly he head butted Spain in the face knocking him to the floor. "Oh get up you pansy." He called out to Spain who was holding his nose and groaning.
Marcus got to his feet again shakily; he wobbled a little because he didn't have anything to hold this time. He gripped his doll tightly as he slowly put one foot in front of the other. "Mama!" he chirruped trying to get his attention. Romano looked at him to see him take a few shaky steps.
"Anton! He's walking!" He cried out.
"Whaf!" Spain sat up holding his nose still "Oh thaf's funderful!"
"What the Hell is wrong with you?" Romano asked frowning.
"I dink you brobe my nobe." Spain answered; he pulled his hand away to it covered in blood. "Yep it's brobe."
"Oh." Romano looked back at his child "Sorry." He mumbled. He winced as he heard the cracking of Spain resetting his nose.
"Don't worry. You used to break it at least three times a year when you were a child." Spain laughed.
Romano smiled he knew no matter what he would always be forgiven, Marcus finally made it to the edge of the bed. He fell onto his bottom looking up at his Mother. "Mama." He said lifting his arms up. Romano reached down and scooped him up into his arms
"Good boy! Good little Markey. You can walk! Wait until I tell Veneziano!" he cooed.
Spain stood up "I'll be back in a minute Lovi." He walked off to the bathroom.
Romano reached over for the phone grinning smugly, he dialled Germany's number and soon enough a chirpy Italian answered "Ciao! Italy Feliciano Veneziano speaking!"
"Oi Fratello! I have news my baby is walking and talking! How about that?" Romano said smugly.
"Oh! Really? Wow Fratello that's so cool. My baby hasn't yet but she's trying to say dada." Italy said excitedly.
"Well Marcus can say TWO words! He says Mama and Bastard! I think he thinks that's his Daddy's name or something. But anyway my baby is smarter than yours! Ha and he has Spain for a Dad beat that!" Romano laughed triumphantly.
"Ve…but my baby has Germany for a Daddy so she should be really smart…Uwaa!" Italy panicked "She's going to be like me! Germanyeee!" Italy hung up in a panic.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Spain asked pouting "Are you saying our baby shouldn't be smart because I'm his Padre."
"Well…" Romano shrugged "Well you're hardly a genius…I mean you're not Einstein are you." He said "But that's okay I like you like that and-Wait! Wasn't he frickin' German?"
Spain nodded "Si he was."
"Man! That means Veni's baby is definitely going to be clever! That's not fair!" Romano pouted; he puffed out his cheeks in annoyance.
"But isn't that a good thing?" Spain smiled.
"No! I can't have him having a smarter kid! It's like him being smarter than me! Veni can't be cleverer than me!" Romano gave his baby a little squeeze "You better start knowing Maths and…Science…and…stuff when you turn three kiddo."
Spain laughed "But that's impossible! Even for a German kid!"
Romano laughed "Yeah. Beat that Mr Potato Muncher."
Marcus happily played with the doll not paying attention to his parents and the worries about his future. He squealed as he threw the doll up in the air before catching it by its curl. "Ve~" he cooed happily as he gave the doll a little squeeze. Romano laughed happily as he pushed Marcus' curl down a little only to watch it spring back up when he let go. Marcus looked up at his mother curiously, his emerald eyes shining happily. Romano smiled back at his child. "Mama." He said happily. Spain reached over and stroked his face
"Isn't it time you started calling me "Daddy"?" he asked.
Marcus shook his head "Bastard." He giggled.
Spain sighed falling backwards on the bed "Romaaaa why won't he call me Daddy?" he whined.
"Because you're a bastard." Romano shrugged "That's my guess anyway."
Spain looked at the ceiling sadly "But I was so nice to you. I've always been nice to you."
Romano nodded "I know."
"Why are you so mean to me Lovi?" he asked sadly.
"I dunno." Romano picked invisible fluff off Marcus' shirt as he shyly looked away from Spain. "I always have been I don't mean to be."
Spain sat up "Lovi…" he saw the sad look on Romano's face "Lovi. It's okay." He reached out and held his hand "I know you love me, you're just scared to show it."
"I-I'm not scared!" Romano said sharply his cheeks flushed a pink hue "I-I'll show you! O-on our wedding day my vows will knock you off your feet!"
"I look forward to it Lovi." Spain smiled "Will you be wearing a dress?" he asked.
"God no!" Romano said angrily "You'll never get me in a dress!"
"Are you sure?" Spain smiled happily "I'd like to see you in one."
"So! You put me in one as a kid! I'm not wearing one now you pervert!" Romano puffed out his cheeks. "I'm not wearing a dress! You'll never put me in a-"
"Alright Lovi!" Spain interrupted "Lovi its fine." He held Romano's hands "If you don't want to then you don't have to. But you'll look so beautiful."
"Who's your best man? I was going to have Italy…but he's getting married at the same time as me." Romano pouted "I don't know that many people so…"
"Well mine is France!" Spain smiled "Gilly is going to be Germany's. Who's your brother's?"
"Japan." Romano sighed; he picked fluff off of Marcus again. "No one but you likes me."
"What about…" Spain scowled "The Netherlands? He likes you."
Romano smiled "He does? Th-then I'll ask him! Here!" He shoved Marcus into Spain's arms and grabbed the phone. "I'll give him a call! Who's gonna be our priest like thing."
"Well we need a Catholic and England is…half Catholic? I already asked him and he agreed." Spain answered "Guess what? I'm doing France's and Canada's wedding. I can't wait!" He laughed.
Romano nodded "'Kay, now shut up for a minute."
"'Lo." Netherlands mumbled.
Romano looked nervous "Umm…can you do me a huge favour? I-I know you hate Antonio b-but we always got along right?"
"Yeah and? Is there a point to this kid?" Netherlands sighed; he took a puff of his pipe almost gagging Belgium who was pressed up against him trying to hear.
"Um…I-I was wondering if you wanted to be m-my best man?" Romano stuttered his cheeks reddening; he played with the duvet cover.
"Really?" Netherlands actually sounded shocked "You want me to be your best man?"
"Say yes!" Belgium squealed "Say yes Brother!"
"I told you not to call me that. Well…if you want me too then I guess I will be your best man." Netherlands shrugged as he tried to hold Belgium back. "Femke move." He threw her over his shoulder keeping her out the way; she slapped his back in annoyance.
"Eberrich! You idiot! If you refuse then I'll kill you!" Belgium shouted, her voice strained slightly by her position on Netherlands' back.
"Sure why not." Netherlands shrugged "I'll do it."
"O-oh thank you!" Romano smiled. Spain smiled seeing Romano's face.
"Yeah yeah." Netherlands said before hanging up on him he hoisted Belgium properly on his shoulder before giving her butt a firm slap making her yelp "Okay then you what are we going to do now?"
"Shopping." She said excitedly.
"Not what I had in mind." Netherlands grumbled.
"Fine." Belgium sighed "We'll do what you want! Then shopping!"
Netherlands shrugged "Why not." He carried her upstairs.
Romano put the phone down an excited look on his face "I have a best man!"
"Congratulations my sweet." Spain held his hand. Romano blushed. Marcus looked up at his Father excitedly, he squeaked waving his little chubby arms around.
AN: Okay next chapter is France and Canada and their wedding which should be fun! Okay then I hoped you liked. By the way the publishing date has changed it'll be every two weeks on a Saturday instead of Wednesday.
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