Hey guys, my muse for NWYW is back, *everyone cheer*

This chapter is a bit on the *hold hands up like an airplane going down*

Okay and at any point through out this story if there is a 'Grace: ' part that means that i am talking and the Fellowship will sometimes be able to read what i say

Hey who turned out the lights?

Legolas, Sam, Pippin, Frodo, Merry, Gandalf, Boromir, Estel, Gimli, signed into the group convo 'The Fellowship of the Ring, Darkness Abound'

Estel: "Oh great! Just great! First we had to deal with that freezer mountain, then the wolves, then that octopus thing, the giant one, and now we have to travel in the dark; nice one, not blaming anyone *cough* Frodo! *cough* Pippin! *cough*"

Pippin: "*pokes tongue out, not that anyone saw this*"

Legolas: "I saw that"

Gimli: "*sigh* Elves and their need to be perfect at everything"

Legolas: "*Pokes tongue out* Just because Dwarves a short and hairy"

Gimli: "What does that have to do with being perfect?"

Estel: "Just ignore him Gimli, you won, and Legolas, Mellon Nin, I did see that"

Legolas: "Yup sure you did"

Gollum has joined the group and conversation 'The Fellowship of the Ring, Darkness Abound'

Frodo: "Does anyone else hear the sound of footsteps? Other than our own?"

Gollum: "*whispers, inaudible to the Fellowship, who can't see this except Frodo* My Precious"

Estel: "Nope you're just paranoid"

Legolas: "I have to agree with Estel"

Gandalf: "No we are being followed"

Legolas: "No really Frodo I believe you, but I really do have to agree with Estel"

Frodo: "Why?"

Legolas: "Because… oh hold on I am getting another message"

Estel and Legolas joined a separate convo

Estel: "You tell them you are as good as dead Mellon Nin"

Legolas: "Well what do I say then?"

Estel: "Just say that you must agree with me because I am awesome and can never be wrong, it'll work because I am awesome and can never be wrong"

Legolas: "*sigh* I have to agree with that statement too don't I?"

Estel: "Yup, oh and just say you were talking to your father or something just now so they don't get suspicious"

Estel and Legolas left the separate convo and rejoined the group

Legolas: "Sorry that was Adar, just wanted to know if I remembered that Cold Case is on tonight, he forgot that I can't watch it *sob* Thank the Valar for TV on demand. Anyway I have to agree with Estel because he is awesome and can never be wrong"

Estel: "*Happy, proud, victorious face*"

Gimli: "Okay I think that elf has issues… *keeps walking bumps into Boromir, who had walked ahead while Gimli was fixing his internet connection* Why are we stopping?"

Boromir: "It seems we have hit a fork in the road"

Gimli: "*sigh* Oh"

Estel: "Has the old man forgotten where to go again? Or decided not to follow instructions?"

Legolas: "Remember last time Estel?"

Estel: "*snicker* Yes, that was so funny, the spider was… oh hold on"

Estel's account has been hacked by Gandalf, who has forbidden Estel from using the words 'the spider was scaring him as it got closer and closer to him because he was an idiot and didn't listen to you Mellon Nin, and ended up dropping his sword AND staff' in a sentence

Estel: "*grumble* Legolas you tell it"

Legolas: "I can't he hacked mine too *fake cry at the fading opportunity to tell an embarrassing story about Gandalf, light bulb strikes on* Oh I'll just tell you out loud"

Gandalf: "NO! Penneth you don't want to do that! I have many stories about you that you've tried to make everyone forget, even your Adar"

Legolas: "*Grumble, sad face* Estel you do it"

Estel: "*Sobs* I wish I could, but he's got even more about me"

Legolas: "*Moan, light bulb strikes on again* We'll just get Adar too"

Estel: "GO! TELL HIM!! I WANNA FINISH THE STORY!!!"

Thranduil was dragged into the convo

Thranduil: "*Mumble, grumble, sigh* Legolas I was sleeping!"

Legolas: "*innocent face* Sorry Adar, but you remember that time when Gandalf wouldn't listen to me, and got caught by a spider?"

Thranduil: "*Now wide awake and laughing* Yes I remember that one, he lost both his sword and staff and ended up hanging upside down screaming curses in every language he knows, and had to be rescued by Estel, the twins, you and myself"

Legolas: "Yes that one, thank you Adar you just finished the story Estel and I were trying to tell the Fellowship, but Gandalf hacked both mine and Estel's accounts and stopped us from being able to finish the story"

Gandalf: "*grumble*"

Thranduil: "*Tears in eyes as he is still laughing at the memory* I shall cherish that memory forever… Gandalf Mellon Nin, you know what that means!"

Gandalf: "*grumble* Kill me now"

Pippin just pushed the skeleton and bucket down the well, ohh bad Pip

Gandalf: "Fool of a took, throw yourself down next time and rid us of your stupidity *Angry, pissed off face*"

Thranduil: "Well that is my cue to leave, and I shall go back to sleep now, before I go; Legolas, tell the poor hobbit not to stress over it, we have all been there before. Bye, oh and good luck"

Thranduil left the group convo

Legolas: "They are coming! Oh and Pippin; Adar says don't stress over Gandalf yelling, we have all been there"

Drums in the deep have now joined the group and convo 'The Fellowship of the Ring, Darkness Abound'

Boromir decides to have a suicide moment and sticks his head out the door to see the army, almost getting himself shot

Boromir: "They have a cave troll"

Legolas: "*Hits self on forehead* No Boromir it's a giant"

Boromir: "Really?"

Legolas: "*sigh and cry* We're doomed"

Door bursts open and the army enters

Fighting ensues,

Legolas is having fun killing orcs/goblins

Aragorn is having fun running around slashing at things

Boromir is still seething from being tricked by Legolas

Gandalf is running around looking all high and mighty and still grumbling about someone killing him now

Pippin and Merry are slashing pathetically at goblins

Sam is trying to protect Frodo

Frodo is trying to destroy Sam's bravery and ends up getting stabbed by the troll (sorry I meant giant)

Boromir: "That's not funny"

Everyone's angry now

Sam: "Mr. Frodo!"

Frodo: "Is fine"

Legolas: "*Snicker*"

Estel: "*snicker*"

Gandalf: "*Grumble, snicker*"

Ro, Dan, Elrond and Thranduil joined the group convo

Ro: "*Snicker*"

Ro left the group convo

Dan: "*Snicker*"

Dan left the group convo

Elrond: "*Snicker*"

Elrond left the group convo

Thranduil: "*Snicker*"

Thranduil left the group convo

Gimli: "Why is everyone snickering?"

Pippin and Merry decide to take a ride on the trolls head

Grace: "Because I can't remember what happens in the movie whether Legolas just shot the troll or if he joined the hobbits for the ride, but i remember that in the book it was an orc that got Frodo so yeah, I am making it this way, oh I do remember that it was the Mumuk that Legolas jumped on to as well, so yeah"

Legolas is running around killing things happily, then he sees the hobbits and aims his bow at the Troll, he shoots, he scores, but the Troll keeps fighting, Legolas aims again, he shoots he scores another hit, but still the Troll is standing, Legolas takes one last arrow, he aims, he shoots, he scores and the Troll goes down and the Fellowship runs away

Legolas, Sam, Frodo, Pippin, Gimli, Estel, Merry, Gandalf, Boromir left the convo

A/N: ahaha Gandalf, Gandalf, Gandalf, you just jinxed yourself buddy, am so sorry for that, lol not really, no seriously I'm not

Shoosh guys I'm not supposed to be on the net because my mum is not happy with me, but shoosh *Legolas trips over Gimli who had tripped over Estel who had tripped over Boromir, who had tripped over Pippin who had tripped over Merry who had tripped over Sam who had tripped over Frodo who had tripped over Gandalf who had tripped over Gollum who had been distracted by a shiney round object discarded on the ground, thus creating a rather loud cataclysm of cosmic events (A.K.A A chain reaction) which results in girl getting yelled at* Grace: "Thanks guys, thanks a lot"

Legolas: "No problem Mellon Nin

Grace: "*Sigh*"

Grace: "Daisy, Thranduilion thank you for reviewing, you guys rock, Daisy, Mellon Nin i am still vaguely calm over the whole death scene in your story, and Thranduilion, still not happy that you said Daisy wouldn't dare, but i hope you learned a valuable lesson Mellon Nin, and lol guys update your stories again soon, and because i know you're interested, NWYW will be updated by Monday tops (it's Tuesday here, for anyone still on Monday, if there is anyone) lol okay i think that's it

Grace: Gracey-Monkey-Mash is out!