Hey guys, here's an update

Okay when i put '[' somewhere it means someone is singing and when i put ']' it means the end of the singing

I do not own the Lonely Island songs

I don't know what happened in this chapter, i think school fried my brain

The Lonely Island and The Balrog

Legolas, Sam, Frodo, Pippin, Gimli, Estel, Merry, Gandalf, Boromir signed into the group convo 'The Fellowship of the Ring, RUN AWAY!!!'

[Estel: "Cool guys don't look at explosions"

Legolas: "They blow things up and walk away"

Estel: "Who's got time to watch an explosion?"

Legolas: "Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to"

Estel: "Keep walkin', keep shinin'"

Legolas: "Don't look back, keep on walking"

Estel: "Keep struttin' slow motion"

Legolas: "The more you ignore it, the cooler you look"]

Gimli: "What are they singing?"

Frodo: "I believe it is the song 'Cool guys don't look at explosions' by The Lonely Island"

Sam: "Oh I remember that"

Boromir: "Why are they singing it?"

Frodo: "Beats me!"

Sam: "I like Legolas PM but what does it mean by 'A BALROG IS COMING RUN AWAY?"

Frodo: "I have no idea; I think it means he wants us to sing with him"

Sam: "But we don't know the words"

Frodo: "That is why I am confused"

Sam: "We could sing one of the other Lonely Island songs"

Frodo: "What one though?"

[Pippin: "I was walking through the city streets"

Merry: "And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink"

Frodo: "Run faster, jump higher"

Sam: "Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me"

Pippin: "I threw it on the ground"

Merry: "You must think I'm a joke"

Frodo: "I ain't gonna be part of your system"

Sam: "Man! Pump that garbage in another mans face"]

Gimli: "Has everyone gone insane?"

Gandalf: "Balrog! This evil is beyond any of you!"

Estel: "And what is that meant to mean old man?"

Legolas: "Estel just run"

Estel: "Legolas! Agreeing with me ring any bells?"

Legolas: "JUST RUN! *Looks so much like Thranduil 'tis not funny*"

Estel: "EEP! *Runs away*"

Gandalf: "To the bridge of whatever the dwarves named it"

Gimli: "Uh-huh and you're supposed to be able to stop this Balrog?"

Estel: "I think Gandalf's version is better, I mean in the middle of a race like this who wants to be saying 'hurry to the bridge of Khazad-Dum'? I don't"

Gandalf: "Thank you Estel"

Estel: "Nah I'm just not happy because no one noticed that Legolas and I were warning you guys about the Balrog"

Legolas: "It's okay Estel, they are idiots anyway"

Estel: "Yeah"

Gimli: "Hey!"

Legolas: "Boromir, the corner"

Boromir: "Huh?"

Legolas grabs hold of Boromir as the human almost falls off the side of the stairs

Legolas: "Corner!"

Boromir: "Right"

Grace: "I can't remember what order it goes in, my mind is not working, and no they cannot read this"

Legolas jumped

Gandalf jumped

Gimli was thrown

Boromir jumped

Pippin and Merry were thrown

Sam was thrown

Frodo and Aragorn made the steps slip forwards and jumped, almost falling to their deaths but Legolas and Boromir saved their lives by grabbing them, and then they were running again

Gandalf: "Get out of here!"

The Balrog has joined the convo and group 'The Fellowship of the Ring, RUN AWAY!!!'

The Balrog starts to cross the bridge

Gandalf: "You cannot pass!"

No one moves

Gandalf: "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to shadow! You cannot pass"

The Balrog advances

And then a squabble started, Gandalf seemed to be the victor

Gandalf: "You cannot pass"

Gandalf broke the bridge, he's gonna have to pay for that later, silly wizard

The Balrog fell, and if it was a smart Balrog it would have used those things people call wings to fly back up, but it's not smart

The Balrog is being a sore loser and decided to take Gandalf with it, so Gandalf got caught in the Balrogs whip and dragged to the brink of the abyss, he tried to get a hold but he couldn't find one, amazing considering. He slid into the abyss

Gandalf: "Fly you fools! Elrond has my will!"

Gandalf and The Balrog are no longer members of this group or MSN, and if the old man thinks this will get him out of paying for the damage to the bridge, he is wrong, burning the trees was forgotten but not this

Frodo: "GANDALF!"

Legolas: "We must go!"

Estel: "Hey that was my line!"

Legolas: "Well now it's mine"

Estel: "You know that Balrog was just a sore loser, and Gandalf did ask for someone to kill him"

Legolas: "ESTEL! I am ashamed of you! Never speak ill of the dead"

Estel: "He'll be back! They always come back! Always!"

Legolas: "Let's just go already"

Estel: "Fine but you haven't heard the last of the old man, I swear it. He won't be gone long"

Everyone glares at Estel

Legolas, Estel, Gimli, Boromir, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Merry signed out of the convo

A/N: Bad Estel! Bad! Haha Gandalf you owe the Dwarves of Moria who are not living there right now, money to rebuild the bridge. NWYW will be updated shortly, i am just trying to kill the threats to my comp right now, so yeah.

Thank you to everyone who reviewed, added me to favorites/alerts i really really do appreciate it.

Grace: "Gracey-Monkey-Mash is out and waiting impatiently for Lie to Me to be on"