Hey guys

Lol this chapter makes me laugh. Hehe 2 childish kings anyone? No? Well to bad!

I updated and we are getting nearer to the good stuff


The Sound of Silence

Legolas, Estel, Gimli, Boromir, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Merry signed into the group convo 'The Fellowship of the Ring, Grief! Or not'

Estel: "Thank Valar we have finally made it to Lorien"

Legolas: "Yay!"

Gimli: "I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of fox!"

Legolas: "Gimli that was out of order"

Gimli: "I don't care I said it"

Haldir and his brothers joined the group and convo 'The Fellowship of the Ring, Grief! Or not'

Haldir: "The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark!"

Haldir and his brothers have their bows aimed at the group, Legolas aims his right back, and jumps into a tree

Gimli: "*Grumble* Great! Just wonderful! Extremely wonderful! I'm just so happy! More elves! Because everyone knows one just wasn't enough!"

Estel: "No! No! One is enough for me! But considering it's Haldir, Rumil and Orophin, I think it'll be fine! Mellon Nin *looks at Legolas* try not to fall out of any trees"

Legolas falls from the tree with a thump

Legolas: "What?"

Estel: "*shakes head and mutters* Never mind"

Thranduil has joined the group convo

Thranduil: "Legolas Greenleaf Thranduilion! Did I just hear you fall out of a tree?"

Legolas: "*Innocent smile* No Ada!"

Haldir: "Why is it always on my shift that psycho old friends and little people have to arrive at Lorien's borders? Why?"

Thranduil: "*laughs* Well Haldir I give you my permission to challenge Legolas to any competition you choose, and however many, if it makes you feel better"

Legolas: "*sigh* I'm not in the mood Adar"

Grace: "Hehe that line was general me. No they can't see this"

Thranduil: "*sigh* Estel what did you do this time?"

Estel: "Wha? But? Cha? Ough!"

Thranduil: "I'm right, right? You did do something?"

Estel: "It's because I'm human isn't it? Just blame everything on the human, it's okay he doesn't mind"

Thranduil: "I'm confused was that you admitting I was right?"

Estel: "*sigh* No that was me calling you a racist"

Thranduil: "Oh! Well that's not nice!"

Estel: "*sigh* You're a king, suck it up, handle it"

Thranduil: "You're not a very nice person"

Estel: "Well neither are you really, and I'm not complaining"

Thranduil: "I am so nice"

Estel: "Am not!"

Thranduil: "Am so!"

Estel: "Am not"

Galadriel entered the group and convo 'The Fellowship of the Ring, Grief! Or not'

Galadriel: "Would both of you please shut up! You are giving me a headache!"

Thranduil: "He started it!"

Estel: "Real mature! Just blame everything on me… again"

Galadriel: "Why are you two destined to have or already have the name of King?"

Ro, Dan and Elrond joined the convo

Ro: "I have been asking that since I met them both"

Dan: "I have been asking it since he met Legolas and I met Thranduil"

Elrond: "I ask that everyday"

Galadriel: "Elrond quick do something, they're giving me a headache"

Elrond has left the conversation

Galadriel: "Dan? Ro?"

Dan and Ro have left the conversation

Galadriel: "*Sob* Haldir you want to shoot something?"

Haldir: "Sure"

Galadriel: "SHOOT THEM!"

Thranduil: "NO!"

Estel: "You would really risk Middle-Earth, years of peace, just for afew seconds of quiet?"

Galadriel: "*sigh* You know me too well. Just shut up and I'll let you live"

Thranduil: "Deal! It's Estel's fault! Bye!"

Thranduil has left the conversation

Estel: "Yeah that's right you better run!"

Legolas: "Estel! What have you done?"

Thranduil rejoined the convo

Thranduil: "What did you say?"

Estel: "I said 'The sun is bright you better have fun'"

Thranduil: "That's what I thought you said"

Thranduil left the convo

Pippin: "Do we have to go all the way to the heart of the forest? Can't we just have this conversation out here?"

Galadriel: "No! I was going to allow it, but then Thranduil and Estel had to give me a headache so I changed my mind, blame them"

Pippin: "*eyes blazing* ESTEL ELRONDION!"

Estel: "Umm, I think I hear my dad calling… Coming Daddy! *runs away*"

Estel is no longer online

Legolas: "Haldir you do realize he is gonna get lost right?"

Haldir: "*sigh* I know! I'm just going to let him learn his lesson"

Estel signed back into the convo

Estel: "Hey guys! Where are you? I can't see! And I think there are orcs around! *hears trampling in the background* Scratch that I know there are orcs around! HELP!"

Legolas: "Told you!"

Estel: "Tell Arwen! I love her! She inherits everything I own… including Gondor"

Estel is no longer online

Haldir: "We better find him!"

Galadriel: "He's only about 5 minutes from you! You should be able to hear him… he is so noisy"

Galadriel left the convo to go find some ice and a Panadol

Haldir: "What is it with that human and always giving Galadriel a headache? And getting himself lost?"

Legolas: "Everyone has been asking that for ages"

Haldir: "Umm Legolas he's not really that old"

Legolas: "*sigh* you know what I mean!"

Haldir: "Sure I do!"

Legolas: "Yup you do!"

Celeborn has joined the group and convo 'The Fellowship of the Ring, Grief! Or not'

Celeborn: "If you want Galadriel to be in a good mood, I would suggest you stop pissing her off and stop giving her a headache"

Legolas: "Right! We shall play the silent game everyone!"

Haldir: "The what?"

Celeborn left the convo

Legolas: "Very good Celeborn, but you didn't need to go overboard"

Haldir: "He just left; he didn't go overboard; there is no ship"

Legolas: "*cry* I'm going to ignore that! Okay everyone, the silent game, it is simple, everyone stays silent for as long as they can, the object is to be the last person to speak, as soon as you speak, sing, hum, or laugh loudly, whisper you are out, and in our case as soon as you type, okay, you're allowed to draw on the whiteboard though"

Haldir: "Whiteboard?"

Legolas: "Starting from now!"

Haldir: "Wait what is a whiteboard?"

Legolas: "Shut up Haldir! And starting NOW!"

Estel, Thranduil and Galadriel signed into a separate convo

Estel: "You guys both owe me $20"

Galadriel: "Why?"

Thranduil: "Huh?"

Estel: "You both owe me $20 for annoying Pippin and getting lost and almost getting caught by orcs"

Galadriel: "How is that our fault?"

Thranduil: "You'll never take me or my money alive human! *said all dramatic like*"

Estel: "It's your fault because, Thranduil started the argument, and you changed your mind, see it all works out"

Galadriel: "How 'bout no?"

Thranduil: "How 'bout just finish the quest so I can kill you for dragging Legolas along with you stupid human?"

Galadriel: "That's actually not a bad idea"

Thranduil: "Why thank you! I do try!"

Estel: "Stupid elves! You still owe me $20!"

Estel left the convo and is now offline

Galadriel: "That human is so going to be the death of me"

Galadriel left the convo and is now offline

Thranduil: "That's okay guys, I don't care if you don't tell me you are leaving! I'll figure it out!"

Thranduil grumbles and is now offline

Legolas, Haldir, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Gimli, Boromir have left the group convo and are now looking for Estel the Idiot!


A/N: Yes Estel's name is going to be Estel the Idiot from now until i decide to change it, most likely next chapter. Hehe yes i did make Thranduil act like a kid, but everyone does sometimes, and haha Galadriel it trying to kill me now *smiles and runs away from Galadriel, who is screaming about headaches and incessant noises* hehe

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Grace: "Well until next time, most likely tomorrow! Gracey-Monkey-Mash is out!