Okay guys, i have to apologize at the lack of funniness in this chapter, but I'm still a bit shaken up by the events that happened in my class at school yesterday, and also at the threats on my friend's lives and on my own by a class member, so i am so sorry about this. but i have sworn to myself that if i can i shall update this story every day.
Okay in this chapter they are doing what i wish i could 'drinking' 'joking' 'singing' 'riddling', okay
Remember '[' means song and this ']', means the end of said song
Okay now am just gonna say this, i do not own 'No Boundaries', 'Thriller' 'Imagine' 'Truly, madly, deeply do' or anything else in this.
Anything i have forgotten i am so sorry, i was going to add whatever it was into this chapter but got sidetracked
Songs! Judges! Winners! RTDs!
Legolas, Haldir, Fordo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Gimli, Boromir, Estel the Idiot have signed into the group convo 'The Fellowship of the Ring, Lyric Game Anyone?'
Legolas: "AHA! I WON!!"
Pippin: "Whipdeedo Basil but what's it all about?"
Haldir: "Huh?"
Pippin: "Merry… Haldir is scaring me with his innocence"
Merry: "I know Pip!"
Legolas: "Anyone wanna play the lyric game?"
Merry: "I do!"
Pippin: "Oh pick me!"
Sam: "Only if I have too"
Frodo: "I'd rather not!"
Gimli: "Umm as long as you all don't sing, just type"
Estel the Idiot: "Alright, who rigged my account so that I couldn't change my name? And yeah I'll play"
Boromir: "Sure why not?"
Haldir: "The what?"
Merry: "You don't get out of Lorien much do you?"
Haldir: "Not really, no!"
Merry: "Okay the aim is to try to work out what song the lyrics come from, and who sings it, the other version is that you have to continue the next verse"
Legolas: "Okay! We playing the continuation version or the guess the song and artist version?"
Gimli: "Guess!"
Merry: "Continuation!"
Sam: "Continuation!"
Frodo: "I'm not playing, I'll judge"
Estel the Idiot: "I'm serious guys! Who rigged it? And Guess!"
Boromir: "Continuation!"
Pippin: "Guess!"
Haldir: Umm! I don't mind!"
Legolas: "So my vote is the decider! Well I'm going to have to say both; we'll say which one we want the rest to do before we start okay! Who is starting?"
Sam: "I will!"
Frodo: "Sam is starting, quiet everyone!"
Sam: "Okay, continuation, first in gets the next choice"
["Seconds, hours, so many days
You know what you want but how long can you wait?
Every moment lasts forever
When you feel you've lost your way"]
Legolas, Estel the Idiot, Gimli, Haldir, Merry, Pippin, Boromir are now frantically searching their playlists
Legolas is writing
Frodo: "Legolas has the floor no interruptions until he stuffs up or wins"
Legolas: ["And what if my chances were already gone?
I started believing that I could be wrong
But you give me one good reason
To fight and never walk away
So here I am still holding on"]
Frodo: Congrats Legolas that is correct, and I like how that sounded after I said you could stuff up"
Legolas: "Yes! Okay everyone, guess! And do we have clues?"
Frodo: "Maximum of 2 clues per song, now quiet everyone"
Legolas: ["It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moon light, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed"]
Haldir: "I know this; it's Beat It, by Michael Jackson"
Frodo: "Correct! Haldir your turn! Quiet everyone"
Haldir: "Yay! Okay umm I'm going to say, continuation"
["Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell bellow us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today"]
No one is writing
Frodo is writing
Frodo: "Why is no-one writing?"
Legolas: "We don't know this song!"
Haldir: "Really? Wow! Thranduil knows it!"
Thranduil has joined the convo
Thranduil: "I heard my name!"
Haldir: "Thranduil continue this song"
["Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell bellow us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today"]
Thranduil: "That's easy"
["Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one"]
"I'm not going any further than that"
Legolas: "I remember that song now"
Thranduil: "Are you an elf or not Legolas?"
Legolas: "An elf?"
Thranduil: "Why do I even bother?"
Legolas: "Because you love me"
Thranduil: "Okay well I'm leaving"
Thranduil has left the convo
Frodo: "As no-one but Thranduil got that, it is Haldir's turn again"
Haldir: "*sigh* Continuation"
["I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love
Be everything that you need
I'll love you more with every breath
Truly, madly, deeply do"]
Estel: "You stole my song and, the rest is"
["I will be strong, I will be faithful
'Cause I'm counting on
A new beginning
A reason for living
A deeper meaning, yeah,
And I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me"]
Frodo: "Yes Estel that is right and I see you managed to change your name! But you only needed that first part, before the mountain, it's your turn"
Estel: "He stole my song! And I'm bored of this game!"
Gimli: "I agree"
Estel: "Who wants to play the riddle game?"
Sam: "I will!"
Gimli: "I think we all will"
Estel: "Good! Okay I'll start; What can you catch but never throw?"
Legolas: "Pass!"
Estel: "No Legolas that's not it"
Legolas: "That was me saying I don't know"
Haldir: "No idea!"
Gimli: "I don't know!"
Pippin: "I KNOW!! A COLD!"
Estel: "Very good Pip"
Legolas: "Pfft! Typical, go with something the elves wouldn't know"
Estel: "I'm smart"
Pippin: "EVERYONE SHUT UP!! IT'S MY TURN!!!"
Everyone is too scared to move or talk
Pippin: "*smiles nicely* Thank you! Okay; I can run but not walk, wherever I go thought follows close behind, what am I?"
Legolas: "I know this, Ro told me this one, it's a nose"
Pippin: "You got it"
Legolas: "The man who invented it, doesn't want it, the man who brought it doesn't need it, the man who needs it doesn't know it, what is it?"
Haldir: "*cough* Coffin *cough*"
Legolas: "Haldir's right!"
Pippin: "But he didn't answer"
Legolas: "Yes he did, he said '*cough* Coffin *cough*' the answer is coffin"
Haldir: "Party! *said all serious like* What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"
Estel: "Umm…"
Orophin and Rumil signed into the group convo
Orophin and Rumil changed their language to Elvish
Gracey-Monkey-Mash!!! Signed into group and convo
Gracey-Monkey-Mash!!!: Hi guys! I'm an old friend of Thranduil's"
Legolas: "But I don't remember any Grace"
Grace: "Legolas! Shut up! Okay everyone, Rumil and Orophin have changed their language to elvish so they can read what is happening in this convo and can reply, but you will all see it as common, okay? Gracey-Monkey-Mash!!! Is out"
Grace has signed out of the convo
Legolas: "That was odd!"
Rumil: "The answer to Estel's riddle is river, and there is a big group of orcs that just crossed over one"
Haldir: "Oh that's not good"
Haldir hides the now empty RTD's and beer bottles
Rumil: "You are so smart brother"
Haldir: "Why thank you"
Rumil: "Are we going to go trick these orcs?"
Haldir: "Yup!"
Estel: "You guys go ahead; I'll catch up when my headache dies down!"
Legolas: "Estel has just gone a bit overboard"
Grace: "No they can't read this, okay yeah they have been drinking, it may not seem like it, but that is because they didn't have that much, but Estel tried to drown his sorrows in the drink and it isn't exactly working, Boromir just fell asleep after Sam's choice of lyrics, Haldir and all the others are not really drunk, they are just a tiny bit tipsy, they can walk in a straight line and can think almost clearly"
Haldir: "Huh?"
Legolas: "Never mind"
Rumil: "Lets go!"
Rumil, Orophin, Haldir, Legolas, Estel, Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo, Boromir the Snooze have singed out of the convo and are now either distracting orcs, sleeping or trying to get rid of their tipsiness.
A/N: This was a sorta longish chapter for me, and i wish i could have made it funnier, but that is not possible right now, tomorrow i should be back to normal and have the jokes and funniness back okay now am gonna go drown my shakiness in cola, and riddles, seya
Grace: "Thanks for updates and wahtnot"
Grace: "Gracey-Monkey-Mash is out"