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Warning: FranAda Lemon (if you don't like it then skip it, I know some people hate it and I have no idea why…)

Chapter 20: Brother Complex (USA and Canada Hetaloid)

Canada hummed happily as he stroked Aurelian's hair "I think you need a haircut sweetie~"

Aurelian gazed up at him "Mama why?"

"It's so long beautiful~ I'm surprised you can see~" He giggled pushing Aurelian's hair out the way.

Aurelian squealed and stood up "Mama I can see!" he wrapped his arms around Canada's neck; he rested his nose on his Mother's giggling.

Canada kissed his cheek "What's wrong my adorable one?"

Aurelian shook his head "Nuffin!"

"Okay then~" Canada smiled and stood up; he gently placed Aurelian down on the floor "I'll call your daddy to give you a haircut."

"Will it be as short as Avery's?" he asked pouting.

"No you only need a trim just on your bangs and the ends of your hair~" Canada smiled.

Aurelian nodded "Okay Mama!"

Canada walked around softly calling his husband "Francis." France called out in answer from the kitchen "O-oh…you're in there…" he walked into the kitchen still holding his son's hand "F-Francis can you cut our son's hair? I-it's too long."

France nodded "Ah~ Oui of course mon petit fleur~" he smiled and happily took out some scissors from his belt.

"Y-you keep them in there?"

"I do~" he sang happily. "Come my adorable sweet'eart." He scooped up Aurelian and plopped him on the chair "Okay now don't struggle or Papa will cut your 'air all silly~"

Aurelian stayed still as his father snipped away at his hair returning into its former cute hairstyle that resembled Canada's. "Thank you Papa! Now I can see~"

Canada smiled as he watched his son run off happily into the garden. "He's so cute." He whispered.

"Like you." France smiled. He gently ran his hands over Canada's hips and slid one up his hoodie.

"N-no please! N-not in here!" He cried out.

"Who's going to see mon cherie~" France purred, his other hand slid to the back of Canada's pants as he used his body to push the Canadien over the work surface.

"N-no! Please! F-Francis we're supposed to be looking after everyone! W-we can't!" Canada begged.

"Mathieu we've been looking after zem for zo long now~ We need some fun oui?" France pulled down Canada's pants and boxers in one fell swoop and smirked as his hand ran to the front. "You say non but your body says oui~" he sang softly as he caressed the helpless Canadian's hardening member.

"Please! F-Francis! Th-this is…a-abuse!" he stuttered.

"Honhonhon it isn't if you like it mon cherie~" France smirked stroking Canada swiftly. Canada moaned his back arching. He knew France was right he enjoyed it way too much to be abuse.

France smirked and spotted cooking oil picking it up he poured some onto his hand "Mon cherie~ You'll like this." He teased Canada's entrance making him whine.

"N-no! Not there! Please stop!" Canada begged "Please stop touching me! W-we can't!"

France ignored him and slipped in a finger making him cry out "Petit Fleur your cries are so beautiful~" He got down to his knees and licked the Canadian softly.

"Uncle Fwancis! I'm hun-what are you doing to uncle Maffew…?"

France sat back and looked over at the young blue eyed infant "Ah~ Tobias~ What I am doing is…erm…what all Mama's and Papa's do~ It's a special kiss that only Mama and a Papa can do!"

Tobias nodded and walked upstairs to his dad; he climbed on the bed and sat next to him "Daddy?"

"Wha' I'm too ill…" America whined.

"Daddy do you do the special kiss with Mommy?" he asked innocently.

"What special kiss?" America frowned he was too ill to deal with this crap.

"When you kiss Mommy's bottom?"

America shot upwards "WHAT?"

"Uncle Fwancis was kissing Uncle Maffew's bottom…" Tobias tilted his head "What does it mean?"

America scowled "Oh God! Where did you see them do this?"

"In the kitchen." Tobias answered.

"What?" America struggled out the bed and marched downstairs into the kitchen.

Canada was looking out the window scared while France was cleaning the oil off the floor. "Ah Bonjour L'Amerique~"

"Dude! What were you two playing at? Doing that in the kitchen? Of all places! Iggy could of come back and he would of gutted you two!" America yelled "Also why should you two have sex when I can't?"

France laughed "Well mon Amie you could join us~"

"No thanks I'd rather stick my head in a pair of Russia's gym shorts."

Canada resisted the urge to laugh. "W-well when is England c-coming back?"

"I dunno! I asked and he said not yet… Sea needs an operation. But anyway..." America said looking stern "Don't do that okay!"

Canada blushed "I-I told him! B-but he wouldn't listen."

America sighed "I-idiot! It's not fair that you should get sex." He pouted.

France smiled and ran his finger lightly over America's body, walking around the back of him he traced the youth's muscles underneath his shirt "If you are scared of being left out…" he leaned towards him "you can join~" he purred.

America's eyes fluttered closed as France's hand wandered down the front of America's pyjama bottoms he fondled his hardening member "You seem to be getting excited."

America moaned softly "Y-yeah…Iggy…Iggy is-Wait!" he pushed him off "N-no! France stop it! I won't cheat on Arthur! It's not fair on him s-so don't seduce me okay!"

France laughed "But mon amie I wanted you to feel less…frustrated?"

America shook his head "You're married you ass!"

"I know~ And it isn't cheating~ Mathieu is standing right there." He nodded in Canada's direction who was standing flushed and whining softly.

"Wh-wha'…" America blushed heavily "You frickin' perv!"

Canada whimpered and held his hands to his mouth "F-Francis…" he whispered.

France smiled "Ah~ Are you horny mon cherie~"

Canada nodded shyly. America snorted in disgust "God I didn't want to know that!"

France smiled "Oh L'Amerique~ You will enjoy seeing it~ I bet he is the same as you down here~" he slipped his hand down the front of America's pants again and America moaned quietly.

Canada shyly crept up to France and placed his body against the French man's "P-please?" he whispered. America subconsciously opened his legs wider as France slid his hand down lower. Canada pressed his groin to France's. Smiling France moved his leg in between the Canadian's so he could be granted immense pleasure.

America fought away from France when he heard the phone ring "H-Hello?"

"Why do you sound breathless?" England asked suspiciously.

"Err…I-I was jacking off s-so what's up?"

England tutted "Well I have good news Peter has had the operation and he is currently recovering in hospital. I'm going to stay here for a few more days until he is well enough to come out."

"O-oh…but I miss you!" America pouted.

"Shut up love. Peter is more important at the moment." England said "And I know you're pouting like a child at the moment."

"W-what? How did you know?" America blushed.

"Because I do." England answered "So stay in bed and don't you dare get into any trouble."

America sighed "Fine…but I feel better."

"You're a liar." England said huffily "Now get your arse in bed."

"Fine…" America said "Love you."

"I love you too now put the phone down."

"Okay miss you…"

"Miss you too bye."

"Bye…" America sighed as he hung up the phone. He slowly walked upstairs and lay on the bed before bawling his eyes out.

Canada jumped away from France and ran upstairs to his brother "A-Al?"

"Waaaahhhh Mattie! I miss him!" he sobbed.

Mathew stroked his hair "I know but he will be back soon. Just focus on getting better Alfie then maybe you can visit him."

America sniffed "You think so?"

Canada nodded "Uh-huh!"

America grinned "Yeah! If I get better then I can work on getting to visit Sea and Iggy in the hospital."

Canada nodded "Uh-huh! See you have to think positively."

America sighed and lay back "I really miss him…"

Canada nodded "I know…just be patient." He said softly "I'm going to take a bath so call me if you need me." He walked off into the bathroom and smiled happily.

France popped up behind him when he bent over to turn on the water "Bonjour my sweet~" He fondled the Canadian's ass.

"F-Francis!" Canada gasped "Wh-what are you doing?"

"What do you think my pretty Canadien~" He kissed Canada's throat making him whine softly.

"F-Francis we sh-shouldn't." He whispered "I-if we do this th-then we will get into trouble."

"Non non non~ We won't at all." France slipped Canada's clothes off and ran his finger along his chest, Canada moaned as France's fingers found his nipple "Listen to your moans." He purred.

"F-Francis please!" He whimpered "Please no!"

France smirked as he pinched and teased the poor youth's pink buds. Canada whined and almost fell in the bath as his hands shook. "L-let me get in first!" He gasped. France smiled as the shivering male stripped fully and slid in the tub. France stripped and climbed in after him.

"Now let me love you~" he purred.

Canada blushed but nodded "O-okay."

France smiled and slid his finger back into Canada making him whine and lie back more. France smiled and pulled Canada's leg over the side of the bath "There we go mon cherie~" Canada gulped as France gazed at his lover who looked away shyly.

"P-please don't stare…"

France smiled kindly "But you are so beautiful it is hard not to stare."

Canada blushed and looked away "Please…" he wriggled his hips wanting more.

France smiled and slid his fingers inside making Canada moan softly "You seem eager~" He purred.

Canada shook his head "N-no that's not true!" he yelped but he knew it was.

France smiled and moved them in and out slowly before pulling them out. Canada gave him a pleading look.

"What is wrong mon cherie?" France smirked.

"Y-you know what is wrong?" Canada whispered "P-please?"

France nodded "Ah oui of course~" he slid himself slowly in making Canada whine in pleasure. Smiling he kissed the Canadians hair making him blush. "You are simply adorable~"

Canada blushed heavier and looked away "S-stop it."

"Stop what mon cherie?" France asked curiously.

Canada bit his lip "Th-the nice things…th-they are not true."

"But they are." France smiled. He moved in and out of the Canadian who moaned softly.

"N-no they're NOT!" Canada blushed at his loud yell but he couldn't help it France was thrusting dangerously deep inside him almost near his special place.

"F-Francis! H-harder!" Canada moaned.

"Matheeeeeeewwwww!" America whined from the bedroom. "I'm hungryeeeeee!"

"J-just a m-minute!" Canada moaned. He looked into France's eyes "Please!" he begged.

France smirked "So cute 'ow can I resist you if you are going to beg like zat~" he moved faster striking Canada's spot each time making him moan softly.

America whined his name again but Canada was in too much pleasure to even hear him "M-more please!" he begged.

France kissed his throat and thrusted harder into the Canadian's sweet spot. Canada arched and screamed his pleasure as he came messily up the French man. "Ah Mathieu~ You are zo sexy~" He came not long after panting softly.

Canada smiled softly at him "I love you."

France smiled "Ah~ I love you too you silly boy~" he kissed his hair smiling.

"Matheeeeeeewwwww!" America whined again "I'm hungryeeeeee!"

Canada sighed "He is so impatient no wonder England gets annoyed with him."

France laughed "Not everyone was a good little boy like you." He smiled kissing the Canadian's cheek. Canada giggled and started washing France played with a lock of his hair smiling fondly at him. He ran his hand lightly down Canada's leg "Why is it you never have any hair?"

Canada blushed "Honestly I have no idea…I would of thought I would by now! I'm nineteen…"

"And yet you do here~" France smiled running a finger along the golden tufts surrounding the Canadian's genitalia.

Canada blushed harder and blushed his hand away "I-I know." France smiled as he watched his shy lover get out the tub. "S-stop staring." He blushed.

"Non you are so beautiful my beautiful wife." France smirked.

"S-stop it." He said placing a hand over his red cheeks. Wrapping a towel over his body he walked in America's room "A-Alfred? C-can I borrow some clothes?"

"Dude why didn't you bring spare?" America pouted.

"I-I have! I-I just haven't done the laundry yet." He put his hands on his hips "So can I borrow any or not?"

"Whatevs dude. Just don't wear my favourite Freedom hoodie."

"Like I would." Canada muttered searching through his brother's clothes rolling his eyes he saw nothing but Marvel, DC and band name t-shirts. "Isn't there anything else besides things that would rub it in my face that you're American?"

"Sorry I don't have Justin Bieber t-shirts." America smirked which earned a hoodie being launched at his head.

"I have better singers than him!" Canada pouted.

"Yeah right! I have Bowling For Soup, Bon Jovi and other awesome singers you have Bieber and Celine Dion." America rolled on his back to see his brother's annoyed face.

"I have Bryan Adams! You have Rebecca Black!"

"I'll give you that one…" America pouted.

Canada smirked triumphant, he pulled out a superman t-shirt having nothing else to wear and slipped it on. At least the logo wasn't that big and obnoxious like the others. "You know you can have that one." America said "I haven't worn it in years."

"Why what's wrong with it?" Canada asked looking around the back for offensive words.

"Nothing! It's too tight and the logo isn't big enough."

"You shouldn't be so fat then should you." Canada said smirking.

"Sorry princess we can't all have the body of a prepubescent girl like you." America said rolling his eyes.

"I have a man's body!" Canada blushed.

"Well I'm not fat! I asked Iggy and he said I was muscular! So there." America said huffily.

"Idiot." Canada muttered looking for some jeans he scowled at the only clean pair with U.S.A across the back pocket. "You are so pig-headed and vain!" he said huffily.

"Whaaaat?" America smirked "I'm American and proud of it bro!"

"This must be an insult to England you're rubbing it in his face how you became your own country." Canada said.

"So? How do you think I feel? Every time I pull off his pants I'm met with the sight of Union Jack." America shrugged.

Canada sighed and flung the jeans on the bed to find some underwear, pulling out some he scowled.

"What?" America laughed. He knew they would offend his brother and they did they were a map of America with Canada missing.

"You are a dick!" Canada snapped throwing them at him.

America laughed harder "Man you are so snappy. Did I offend you my dear lady?"

"Shut up!" Canada pouted. He searched for more and muttered as he shifted through American flags and Union Jacks until he came across something at the bottom that made his eyes widen "Wh-what are these?" he held up the silky underwear his eyes huge and his cheeks flushed.

"Ah~ Iggy's special panties~ Sexy aren't they?" America grinned.

Canada blushed shoving them back in "Th-that is….."

"Yeeees?" America encouraged.

"Weird…" Canada blushed he would NEVER admit what France would make him wear. Finally he found some boxers that weren't offending in anyway.

America yawned and his tummy gave off a rumble "Hey I feel so much better! Ya think I can see Iggy today?"

"No…maybe tomorrow." Canada said pulling on the boxers under his towel.

"What? But I feel so much better!" America pouted.

"Yes but Peter is at a weak time at the moment you could make him worse." Canada explained.

"Meanie…" America pouted.

"Do you want your eldest to die?" Canada asked. "Will England forgive you?"

America played with the covers "No…" he muttered like a scorned child.

"Good now if you'll excuse me I have to look after your children." He walked off.

"W-wait! Mathew! I want something to eat!"

"Fine. What?" Canada called back.

"I dunno…I'm sick of soup. All I've been doing is pissing can't I have something solid?" America answered.

"Fine." He walked downstairs smiling happily thinking he might like pancakes with his delicious maple syrup and if not then tough it was either that or starve. His brother was a pain.

France was already dressed and playing with Avery who was happily talking about unicorns and stuff. "And Mummy said that one day I will get to meet Uni! You know there are faeries that live in the garden!"

France petted his hair smiling happily "Really?"

"Uh-huh! But only children and people with a pure heart can see them!" Avery said excitedly.

"Angleterre is hardly pure of 'eart!" France laughed.

Avery smiled and cupped France's face "Uncle Fwancis? Why do you have this here when Daddy doesn't? Or Mummy?"

"Hm?" France smiled "Ah~ You mean my hair~ Because it is to nuzzle you~" he rubbed his chin along Avery's cheek making him giggle.

Canada smiled and looked around "Avery where is your brother?"

"I dunno." Avery shrugged "He was outside…"

"Oh…" Canada walked outside

"Tobias!" He called out but there was no sign of the child anywhere. He sighed Tobias was going to be a right pain. "Tobias!"

"Uncle Maffew something is wrong with Knight!" Tobias yelled bursting out of a bush.

"What do you mean?" Canada asked curiously.

"Come with me." Tobias grabbed his hand and dragged him down past some shrubbery in the garden.

Blinking Canada heard soft mewls. He peered in and saw Knight lying on his side his tummy swollen. Hero was licking his tummy concerned. "O-oh! I don't think Knight is a boy!" He said blushing. Gently Canada raised Knight's leg and saw that indeed "he" was actually a "she".

"We shouldn't disturb them." He whispered softly.

Tobias pouted "But they need us!"

Canada nodded "I know honey but we shouldn't disturb the cats. Pregnant cats don't like to be disturbed."

Tobias pouted "Fine…"

Canada smiled "Okay then let's go maybe Mommy will ring."

Tobias pouted more "Mommy shouts at me…want Daddy…"

Canada sighed and took Tobias' hand "Come on then."

Tobias ran up to America who was fast asleep "Daddy!" He climbed on the bed and pounced on him making him groan "Daddy!"

America opened his eyes "Hey kid…"

"Daddy! Guess what Knight is having kitties!"

"Yeah…" America smiled "That's-Wait! Knight is a boy!"

"Did you even check?" Canada asked raising an eyebrow.

"Err…no…" America laughed sheepishly.

"Then how do you know? Knight is a girl."

Tobias bounced up and down on America's stomach excitedly "I wanna see them!"

America smiled "Well kiddo you'll have to wait."

Canada smiled and walked out he jumped as the phone rang startling him he scrabbled to get the phone before America almost falling over. "Hello." He placed a hand over America's face to keep him back.

"Meeeh I wanna talk to Iggy!"

"Shhh H-Hello?"

England answered "Hello Mathew. Me and Peter will be coming home tomorrow. How is everyone?"

Canada smiled "Oh hello England. W-well Alfred is getting better in fact I think he can c-come out of bed soon. A-And Latvia is now better he's helping me and Francis l-look after your twins."

England smiled "Ah thank you."

"O-oh and Knight is pregnant. She looks ready to give birth."

"Knight?" England frowned "But Knight is a boy isn't he?"

"N-no! Knight is a girl!" Canada protested.

"Ah I see." England laughed "Then there will be a kitten for each of the kids."

Canada nodded "Y-yeah!"

England smiled "So you will tell America that we will be home soon enough."

"O-of course. A-and tomorrow I-it's Mother's Day so you will be here in time." Canada smiled "I'm taking the boys out today."

England smiled "Oh yes…" he laughed "Well how nice~"

XxX

Smiling Canada watched his son and Avery walk along the path a little in front of them together. "Dude stop pulling!" America scolded Tobias who was trying to get further forward and was pulling on his reins.

"I wanna go with Avy!" he whined.

Canada gently pulled Avery back a little so that the two twins could walk together. France smiled and gently called Aurelian back so he could walk with his cousins as well.

"O-okay so where are we going first?" Canada asked looking around.

America shrugged "To a mall but I warn ya Iggy's malls are soooo small!"

Canada smiled "Okay then." They walked on until they came across a large (small to an American) mall. "My! It's not that small!"

"Is compared to mine." America pouted. "There's only like…two hundred shops in it…the biggest I have is like five hundred!"

Canada sighed "Well you always have to be over the top."

America shrugged "Whatever dude! Anyway let's go shopping"

"Yay!" Tobias cheered he gripped his father's trouser leg "Up!"

America laughed and scooped him up "Come on kiddo~"

Tobias giggled and placed his head on his daddy's shoulder. Canada gasped "Alfred! Look what you're doing!"

Because Avery and Tobias' reins were attached to each other's the older twin was suspended in mid-air by the reins. "Oh! Sorry kid."

Canada sighed and detached Avery's reins from Tobias' "Idiot." He scooped up the little boy smiling. "Your father is a fool."

Avery giggled and looked around "What are we doing?"

"We're going to buy your Brother a get well present and your mother a Mother's Day present." America said interrupting Canada who scowled at him.

"He asked me."

"He asked anyone in general." America replied smirking.

"Mon dieu you two fight like Moi and Angleterre~" France laughed.

"Yeah but we don't beat the crap out of each other." America laughed.

"Yet." Canada muttered.

France heard him and laughed "Petit fleur! I'm surprised at you~"

Canada blushed "I-I never said anything." He looked down shyly.

France smiled and kissed his cheek "So cute~"

America pretended to gag with Tobias "Okay first place to go to is that shop that all the Mothers love…Card…thing…"

Canada rolled his eyes as they entered the CardCreations shop. Tobias wriggled out of his Daddy's arms as his eyes caught sight of a cute pink bear holding a flower "Daddy!" he squealed picking it up "Mommy will like this!"

America laughed and ruffled his hair "You're right~ You have an eye for these things huh~"

Canada smiled and placed Avery on the floor "Why don't you go find something for your Mommy too."

Avery nodded and picked up a small purple teddy bear he shyly hugged it. Canada smiled "Is that what you want to give him?"

"No…it's not big enough…" he pouted "I want to get Mummy something huge to show how much I love her!"

Canada blinked "H-her?"

America hissed "Shut up. The kids call him her they don't understand yet that mothers can be called he too."

"So they think he's a girl?"

"No they know he's a man just they haven't registered that he isn't a she." Canada looked really confused and America laughed "Yeah I know."

Avery looked up at a large white teddy holding a heart with "Love you Mummy" on his eyes widened and he reached up for it but it was too far up. "Daddy!" he whined jumping up and down.

America picked it up and gave it to Avery who squealed happily cuddling the teddy. "Yay!"

Canada smiled then gasped "O-oh! I never brought any English currency!"

"Relax bro I got this!" America took out his wallet and paid the cashier.

"It's a good job you changed your currency." Canada smiled.

"Yep! Well only an idiot would come to live in England for a while and not bring pounds~" he helped Avery to hold the bag with the teddy in. Avery held it to his chest smiling happily. Tobias walked a little in front happily. Aurelian was for some reason looking shy as the mall got crowded. He clung to Canada looking scared.

"What's wrong?" Canada asked looking down at his son.

"Mama!" he gripped onto Canada's knees almost making him fall over.

"Do you want me to pick you up?" he asked smiling.

Aurelian nodded his eyes glazed over with tears. Smiling Canada scooped him up.

France smiled and ruffled his hair "Is the place too scary for you?"

Aurelian nodded shyly.

Canada looked around wondering where his Brother and Tobias had gone "AH! Wh-where did they go?"

Avery pointed to a toy shop. Sighing Canada followed with France gently holding Avery's reins.

America and Tobias were playing with toy dinosaurs making them fight each other "Dude no one can beat a T-rex!"

Tobias giggled "Three horns can!"

"Naw! A Triceratops is useless!" America laughed as he made the Tyrannosaurus-Rex attack the Triceratops.

"Daaaaaad!" Tobias whined, he then giggled and stuck the soft horns into the Tyrannosaurus-Rex's plushie tummy.

"Ahhh! Oh noooo you killed me!" America squeaked in a silly voice as he made the dinosaur die.

"Yaaaay!" Tobias cheered he gave the dinosaur a squeeze. "Daddy? Can I have them?"

Latvia gasped seeing a cute plush seagull he smiled and picked it up knowing Sealand would love it. "C-can we get this f-for Peter M-Mr America?"

"Hm? Sure kiddo!" America smiled. He took the plushie dinosaurs and seagull and held them "Okay let's go buy these. Hey Avery choose something."

Avery blushed and shook his head "Why not?" America asked curiously.

"Because you will think I'm girly…" he mumbled.

"No I won't what is it?" America smiled.

Avery shyly pointed at the thing that caught his interest.

America laughed "Miss Muffin's first Cupcake Oven?"

Avery looked scared "I-I'm sorry!"

America smiled "Naw kid you want one you can have one~ Let's hope you don't follow your Mommy for cooking skills!" he laughed.

Avery giggled happily as he smiled up at his daddy "S-so I can have it?"

"Sure kiddo." America smiled "I'm guessing you're gonna be gay huh?"

Avery's face fell "I-is that bad…?"

"What? No! Daddy's gay!" America smiled ruffling Avery's hair "And your Mommy likes both…believe it or not. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you are any less of a man Avery. I mean look at me! Look at Germany for God's sake! He's gay! But can you tell? Nope! So being gay is good!"

Avery giggled. Tobias looked puzzled "What happens if you're not?"

"Well that's cool too kiddo~" America smiled "No matter what you two choose to marry me and Mommy will support you."

Tobias giggled "I already know who I'm gonna marry! I'm gonna marry Avery!"

America paled "Wh-what? Tobias you can't marry your brother!"

"Why not! I wanna be like Mommy and Daddy!" Tobias pouted "So we will marry!"

Avery nodded "Uh huh!"

America sighed running a hand through his hair "Oh boy…"

XxX

America paced the living room concern on his face "Where the hell is he?" he groaned.

"Give him time." Canada smiled "He'll be here soon."

Sure enough the doorbell rang and Canada ran to answer it. England smiled "Love~" he cupped Canada's face and kissed him roughly. Canada flushed slightly and wriggled out of his grasp.

"E-England! I-I'm Canada!"

England blushed heavily "O-oh bugger! S-sorry!"

France sighed and pulled Canada to his hip. "I do not appreciate you kissing my husband."

"Shut up!" England snapped "It was a mistake!"

"I never mistake L'Amerique for Canada."

America stormed into the hallway and yanked England to him in a crushing hug. He kissed him passionately. England struggled against him and finally broke free from the kiss "You bastard! You nearly broke my neck!"

America crushed England up the wall and kissed him again. Canada blinked "O-oh well looks like someone missed their lover."

England's muffled protests didn't seem to stop the American from enjoying his lover's taste. Sealand smiled as Latvia shyly handed him a package "H-here I hope you l-like it."

Sealand carefully unwrapped the package and his eyes lit up at the sight of the seagull "Oh Latty! I love it!" he embraced the Latvian happily. "I love you~" he said cheerfully. He kissed Latvia making him blush heavily.

"I-I l-love you t-too!" Latvia stuttered.

Avery ran out and glomped his mother's leg "Mummy!" He smiled happily.

Tobias giggled and pulled on Sealand's shorts. "Heya~" Sealand smiled "Well hello there friend~" he scooped him up groaning a little "How much do you weigh Tobi?"

England pushed America off him "You sodding twit you didn't miss me that much did you?"

"Yeah. Of course I did Babe." America smiled "I love you."

England looked down shyly "I-I love you too."

Latvia clasped Sealand's face and kissed him making him blush. America and England never noticed. Canada smiled seeing them. Sealand looked down shyly "Raivas…" he giggled.

Latvia blushed "I-I'm sorry I-I missed you and I-Mph!"

Sealand had shoved Tobias on the floor and kissed the Latvian roughly. America glanced over and saw them he was struggling between the desires to squee at the cuteness and be a protective father and rip them apart. England however glared at them and tore Sealand off him "Stop that! That's probably how you got bloody ill in the first place!" he snapped.

Sealand pouted "Mummy you are so mean!"

"And you are a child! Too young to do that!" England said huffily.

America laughed and ruffled Sealand's hair "He's fine."

Sealand nodded "Mummy I can do it!"

"You most certainly cannot do it!" England glared "You are way too young and furthermore I-"

"Babe!" America smiled cupping England's face "I love you but you look more beautiful with your mouth shut."

England blushed heavily "Is that your way of telling me to shut up?"

"Yes." America smiled "So please shh." He kissed him again.

England pushed him away "I-idiot."

Tobias butted his mother in the legs gently "Look! Daddy brought me some dinos…dinosaa…" he looked at his father helplessly.

"Dinosaurs." America grinned.

"He brought me a three horn and a roar!"

"Oh how lovely~" England knelt down and took the plush dinosaurs and gave them a little squeeze making them roar.

"Mummy! How did you do that?" Tobias asked his eyes wide.

"Magic." England smiled tapping his son's nose. He smiled and gave them him back. Tobias stuck his tongue out with concentration as he tried to make them roar.

"Wow I didn't even know they made a noise!" America laughed.

England smiled and guided Tobias' hands to the speaker part when he squeezed and it roared he squealed in excitement "Mommy! I did it!"

"Good boy~" England smiled.

Avery poked his mother's leg shyly "Oh hello love did you get some dinosaurs too?" England smiled kneeling down again.

"No…" Avery blushed "I-I got something else…" he took England's hand and dragged him with him.

France smirked as they heard England cooing "Aww I had one of these as a little lad~"

"That explains so much." America laughed "He actually wasn't that little either. He would squat in front of me with an old thing and teach me how to make all sorts of cakes."

Canada giggled "Me too but I was the only one who actually enjoyed it."

"And that's why you and Iggy bottom! I top because I'm awesome!" America smirked.

Canada slapped him "Idiot! I can top too!"

France nodded "Oui he can."

"DUDE! Didn't wanna know!" America scowled.

France laughed "'As Angleterre topped you?"

America blushed "He said I can't…because I'm the only one allowed to see him lose himself because every time he topped someone it was with a cruel incentive…so he's scared he'll hurt me."

France looked at the ground "…Oui…"

"Oh! He topped you too huh?" America asked.

France laughed slightly "Oui…but it was far more complicated~ We don't need to know right now~" he waved it away smiling.

America looked unsure "Okay…"

Canada gasped "Alfred the presents!"

America gasped "Fuck! Babe!" he grabbed them and ran into the kitchen "Babe!" he shoved them in England's arms. "Here."

England blinked and opened the presents revealing a beautiful unicorn statue made out of clear glass from Latvia, a soft pink teddy from Tobias and the large white one from Avery. "Oh they're lovely~" he smiled giving the teddies a gentle squeeze and stroking the unicorn. "Thank you." He hugged Latvia and scooped up his twins.

"Oh no! Mummy I didn't get you anything…" Sealand looked sad.

"Sweetheart you gave me the best gift of all you getting better." England smiled stroking his hair. "That's all I wanted."

Sealand smiled and hugged England crushing the twins between them.

America smiled "Babe I am gonna rock your world tonight!"

England blushed "Alfred! Not in front of the kids!" he placed his hands over Avery's ears while Sealand did the same to Tobias laughing.

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France smiled as Canada snuggled up to him "Today has been fun."

"Oui very true." France kissed his hair "You are such a wonderful Aunty to the twins."

Canada giggled "I'm an uncle Francis."

"Non~ You are too pretty~" France smiled cuddling Canada.

Canada giggled "You are so silly~ I'm still a boy."

"A beautiful one~" France sang.

"Keep it down in there you bloody twits." England called through the wall.

France frowned "You can talk! You were screaming zo loud 'alf an 'our ago I would of 'eard you from my 'Omeland!"

"Bugger off Frog!" England called back. "Don't make me-Alfred!" he yelped.

France laughed "Either we haf to 'ear zem 'aving more sex or L'Amerique has found a way to shut him up."

Canada giggled "You are awful." He closed his eyes as he snuggled down "We should sleep."

"Oui you are right." France smiled.

Done! Next ChuNi~

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