Every boy's got one

Gajeel was sick. He ate a bad batch of iron and well.. Now Levy was getting him medicine and Lily had gone to the guild. He was bored needless to say. There was nothing good on the radio and he was way to tired to go get one of his fighting movies... There was a book Levy was reading earlier..

"Oh what the hell" he opened it up and looked at it slightly amused. This crazy cat woman was helping her friend get hitched.. In a different country no less. He snorted. This other guy seemed like his kind friend. He didn't give a shit. Had call girls and drank as if there was no tomorrow. But this cat girl.. She was famous? For cat comics?!

"What the hell?" He turned the page. Now the two of them had to forge signatures for them! Oh yeah like that'll work!

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It. Fucking. Worked.

Why the fuck where they talking about that guys penis?

"Oh geez..." He continued.

Oh god.. They had to get the maid to yell at the mayor to marry the two!

Oh she pushed him in the pool! Aw shit she back to get her stuff.

Wait..

Hold the fuck up!

He reread the page.

He got a tattoo for that chick... What. The. Hell.

Oh god more about his penis

We get it! It's huge! Geez!

What. The. Fuck.

He and Levy would have to try that sometime.

"This has got to be the weirdest book I've ever read" he groaned and fell asleep. After a while Levy got home. She set down groceries.

"Gajeel?" She whispered and stepped into the bedroom. Her dragon was asleep with a hand on a book. She crept over to see what book and giggled. Hands shot out from the covers and yanked her in.

"Warm" he nuzzled into her neck and kissed softly.

"Your always warm"

"Yes but I need Levy cuddles" she smiled and kissed his forehead.

"How was your day?"

"That book was weird... But very funny" he said and she laughed

"I'm glad you liked it."

"Yep.. Which reminds me of something's we have to try" he pulled the girl under him and kissed her hard. She whimpered and then he pulled back panting. He rolled off of her and coughed.

"Ugh.. When I feel better.." He groaned and Levy wrapped her arms around his torso.

"I love you"

"I love you too shrimp"

A/n: well... I am very satisfied with this story :3.. I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it :)

iamme18: I can do that.. It might take me a bit of time (because I haven't read any classic lit) but I will have one. And I guess it is about high time I read the Harry potter books now isn't it?