AN: Okay new chappie for my sweet Romano~ Waaah i miss you~ But i hope you had fun! Maybe this will get to you before you come back~

This is ChuNi

Warning: Toys, masturbation. Frustrated Japan and smut.

Chapter 21: No thank you (Japan Hetaloid)

Japan was happily brushing Pochi who was sitting wonderfully in fact he was falling asleep. Xiaolian was playing Chinese checkers with Korea who always let her win. "Oh! You beat me again!" Korea laughed.

Xiaolian beamed happily "I am too smart-aru!"

Korea laughed "Yeah you are!"

The front door unlocked and Xiaolian shot to her feet "Baba's home!" she ran off happily.

Japan smiled and looked eager. His little girl was now three years old and she was easily excitable. China bent down and scooped her up "Ni hao my little princess-aru."

"Ni hao Baba!" Xiaolian giggled "Guess what! I beat Korea at Checkers! I am clever-aru!"

"Shi I know you are-aru~" China smiled as he petted his daughter's hair.

He entered the sitting room to see Japan looking up excitedly "Yao-san." He whispered. China knelt down and kissed his cheek.

"Ni hao." He smiled.

Japan smiled happy and relieved to finally see China he was frustrated sexually since his husband was always at work all the time, he was constantly dealing with his crisis and economy and his boss kept him doing paperwork at all hours of the day so he hardly ever got to see his family. Japan looked down shyly "I am grad you are home."

China cupped his face warmly "I am glad to be home." He didn't notice Japan squeezing his thighs together shyly. Japan hoped they would finally have sex he had been waiting for over two years. China smiled and kissed his nose "So what's for dinner-aru?"

Japan blushed "N-Nikujaga." He stood up shakily China smelt of sweat and it wasn't disgusting it was overpowering to the small Japanese it was turning him on more than it should.

"Good while you do that I will go shower-aru." China smiled "I stink those rooms are so hot-aru!"

Japan wished he didn't go but he knew he would anyway China was very fussy about hygiene, even more so since he got married and had a child. Japan looked down sadly he needed China to make love to him it seemed like it was too long ago.

Japan looked down sadly he needed his husband's attention but he was sure he wouldn't get it. Korea saw his face "Hey what's up?"

"Hm? O-oh nothing." Japan smiled "I'm fine I promise."

Korea nodded "Kay."

Japan looked up hopefully as soon as he saw China come back. He sat down and gently pulled Xiaolian onto his lap. She giggled she had the soft Japanese accent of her Mother but she had a hint of Chinese like her Father, she ended some sentences with "aru" too and when shocked yelled "Aiyaa". Korea reached over China and flicked her in the back of the head before disappearing out of sight as she looked back. "Hm?" She blinked. As she turned to the front Korea did it again she looked around and saw him just dart out of sight giggling she wriggled out of her Father's arms and pounced on him "Gotcha!" she giggled.

"Oh no!" Korea laughed as the three year old tried to pin him down. Her hair was always cut into a neat bob that hung to her shoulders (like Fem Japan's).

Xiaolian stood up her eyes wide "I need a pee-aru!" she dashed off quickly. Japan smiled watching her.

"I better go finish the dinner." He walked off into the kitchen.

China sat back yawning "Aiyaa…this work is killing me-aru."

Hong Kong nodded "Yeah and do you know you're annoying Japan?"

"Hm? How?" China asked blinking.

Hong Kong shrugged "Well when was the last time you two had sex? I know Japan is sexually frustrated because the way he always wriggles when you come in and sometimes I hear him masturbating."

China's cheeks flushed deeply "Th-that is not my fault-aru! I am busy!" Huffily he walked into the kitchen to see Japan cooking. "Kiku-chan?"

Japan looked at him his cheeks flushing "H-hai?"

"Kiku…you will never cheat on me right?" China asked sighing.

"Wh-what?" Japan frowned slightly "What gave you that idea? I am honourable to my hazubando it is what I am to do! A-as role of wife!"

China pulled him into a kiss "Forget your honour…be honest would you cheat on me-aru?" he asked.

"N-no." Japan smiled "I rove you too much."

China smiled "I'm sorry I don't treat you with love as much as I should…I know you are perhaps needy-aru."

Japan shook his head "I know you are busy."

China smiled "I don't mind you disturbing me a little bit-aru."

Japan shook his head "N-no it is rude." He finished cooking the Nikujaga and took out the bowls from the cupboard.

China smiled taking them out of his hands "Let me help you-aru." He took the cups and plates out of his hands and gently walked outside to put them down on the table where Hong Kong, Taiwan, Korea and Xiaolian were sitting. "Here we are-aru! Mama's speciality!" he put the bowls into place and Japan came in with the large broth bowl. He took the ladle and poured the Nikujaga into the Nation's bowls smiling shyly as he heard Xiaolian's tummy growl.

"Mama! I am very hungry-aru!" She said whining.

"I know. You can eat in a minute Xiao-ri." He smiled. "There we go everyone has food hai?" When they all nodded he opened his chopsticks. "Itadakimasu!" he smiled.

"Itadakimasu!" Xiaolian echoed. China laughed and repeated the phrase humorously. Hong Kong had already started stuffing his face not caring much for Japanese politeness, he was too hungry.

"Jia! Say the phrase!" Taiwan scolded.

"Ita-thingy." He mumbled around his mouthful. Taiwan sighed rolling her eyes.

China sighed and glared at his brother "You are an idiot-aru!"

Hong Kong shrugged "Tough I'm hungry!"

"I-it's fine." Japan said trying to break up the fight before it escalated.

Xiaolian giggled "Jong Soo! Say it!"

Korea smiled and ruffled her hair "Itadakimasu!"

"Yay!" she cheered happily.

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Japan sighed and rolled over in bed, he shook his sleeping husband, shyly he rubbed up him. China woke up groggily to the feel of Japan rubbing up him "Kiku…?"

Japan gasped and rolled away "A-apologies Y-Yao-san I was..." he blushed and looked away.

China laughed "Oh I see-aru~" he leaned over the shy Japanese man and pressed a kiss to his lips. A crash of thunder echoed throughout outside making Japan squeak a little. "Shh it won't hurt you." He purred his hand wandering down to rub Japan between the legs.

Japan arched into the touch his eyes fluttering closed "O-oh Yao-san!"

China smirked and kept up the pace. The door opened and a small figure pushed its way between the two males, its small hand pressing against China's face as it positioned itself on its Mother's chest. "Mama!" Xiaolian whimpered "It's scary! There's a storm-aru!"

Japan let out a soft sigh "Ah…I see. Okay then come cuddle up to me."

China lay down next to them pouting, he was in the mood and yet his daughter barged in during their foreplay.

"Mama…" Xiaolian looked up at Japan scared. Japan smiled and stroked her hair "Mama? Can you sing to me?"

Japan's eyes widened "Wh-what?"

"Prease?" She begged.

Japan nodded his cheeks flushing slightly. "Sure which song would you rike me to sing?"

"Dear you." Xiaolian smiled.

"O-oh! Okay." Japan cleared his throat and sang. "Anata wo ima doku de nani wo shite imasu ka? Kono sora no tsuzuku basho ni imasu ka? Ima made watashi no kokoro wo umete ita mono, ushianatte hajimete kizuite. Konna ni mo watashi wo sasaete kurete ita koto, konna ni mo egao wo kureteita koto."

China listened amazed by his lover's singing he hadn't heard it in so long and he loved to hear him sing. "Aiyaa…" he softly murmured as Japan opened his eyes a look of pure happiness in the shining brown. "Kiku…" he whispered smiling.

Japan smiled back shyly and cuddled Xiaolian to his chest. She looked a lot happier now even when the sky flashed with lightning she still kept her face embedded in Japan's chest.

China lay back sighing. "Now what-aru? I was just in the mood."

Japan nodded looking agonised "I know…" he lay Xiaolian down between them.

"Mama? Can you help me sleep by counting sheep?" She asked her large eyes hopeful.

"O-oh! Of course but your Baba is better at it than me." He smiled.

China nodded "Shi okay." He cleared his throat and made sure she was all settled down before he started "Yang yi. Yang er. Yang san. Yang si. Yang wu. Yang liu. Yang qi. Yang ba. Yang jiu. Yang shi."

He looked at Xiaolian to see her rubbing her eyes sleepily "I like sheep…" she murmured "Hitsuji…Hitsuji…" she smiled sleepily "So warm and fuzzy-aru…"

Japan smiled and stroked her hair "Shhh go to sleep Baba will carry on."

China stroked her hair as he calmly returned to counting sheep. "Yang shi yi. Yang shi er. Yang shi san. Yang shi si. Yang shi wu. Yang shi liu. Yang shi qi. Yang shi ba. Yang shi jiu. Yang er shi."

He looked over to see even Japan was looking sleepy. He lay cuddled up to his daughter a small smile on his lips. China smiled and kissed his hair it had been so long since he had done this.

"Yang Er shi yi. Yang er shi er. Yang er shi san. Yang er shi si. Yang er shi wu. Yang er shi liu. Yang er shi qi. Yang er shi ba. Yang er shi jiu. Yang san shi." He hoped he was done now but he usually had to count to fifty before Japan was fully asleep. "Kiku?" he whispered.

Japan yawned, his eyes slightly open. Xiaolian was giving him the same sleepy smile.

"Ah-ha! So you need more counting-aru!" China laughed "Okay then you two stubborn children!"

"Yang san shi yi. Yang san shi er. Yang san shi san. Yang san shi si. Yang san shi wu. Yang san shi liu. Yang san shi qi. Yang san shi ba. Yang san shi jiu. Yang si shi. Yang si shi yi. Yang si shi er. Yang si shi san. Yang si shi si. Yang si shi wu. Yang si shi liu. Yang si shi qi. Yang si shi ba. Yang si shi jiu. Yang wu shi."

Finally finished he looked at his lover and child to see them both fast asleep cuddled up to each other, he smiled proud of himself that his counting always came up successful, whenever Christmas came around and Xiaolian was too excited to sleep he would often count sheep and she would be unconscious by the time he hit forty.

He cuddled up on the other side of Xiaolian and fell asleep.

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Japan watched Korea play with Xiaolian outside, Korea really was besotted with the young girl anyone could see it. China was a little worried about it but Japan knew Korea would wait for her he could see his love for her. Xiaolian came running in her eyes shining with happiness "Mama! Rook I have a cute butterfry-aru!"

"Hm?" Japan smiled "You should release it. Your father will get mad if he sees it in the house."

Xiaolian shook her head "Baba won't be mad at me-aru!" she opened her hands and the butterfly flittered around the room. It rested on Taiwan's nose who had just happened to walk into the room at that time.

"Oh!" She gasped.

Xiaolian laughed "The butterfry rikes you Taiwan-san!"

Taiwan laughed "Indeed so it does~" She turned to Japan making the butterfly flutter off and land on the Japanese's head "You have a guest."

"Oh prease not Amerika-kun! Rast time he came with the twins they broke one of Yao-san's expensive vases!" Japan pleaded.

"No." She laughed "It's Italy! You love Italy! He's here with his cute daughter!"

Japan smiled "Oh that's good! I rike Itary-kun!"

"Ciao! Hello!" Italy called out happily he was holding onto a little girl's hand. Her hair was quite long now down past her shoulders, she had a cute Alice band on her head in a lovely blue to match her eyes. And she was wearing a cute blue gingham dress and adorable blue ballet pumps.

"Ciao!" Elfriede cheered her eyes sparkling mischievously.

Xiaolian came running out and giggled "Hey Elfi." She smiled shyly.

Elfriede's eyes widened "Yay! Xiao!" She couldn't quite grasp the whole name yet and neither could Xiaolian grasp hers. She ran up to the little Asian girl and hugged her really hard. "Guess what Vati says I have a country name! Wanna know what it is? Huh? Huh?"

Xiaolian nodded shyly "Okay."

"I am called the "Italian Nation of Deutschland" awesome huh?" She giggled.

"O-oh hai! I wonder if I have a country name yet. Mama?" Xiaolian looked up at Japan hopefully.

"Hm? O-oh well you are so small I guess you could be a micronation…" Japan smiled "But you are the micronation so it is your choice to name yourself." Japan smiled.

Xiaolian sat on the floor and thought for a while. "Mama what's Japanese for Butterfry? And what's Chinese for calm-aru?"

Japan laughed "Why choose Calm Butterfry as your name?"

Xiaolian blushed "I rove butterfries and I don't know what to call myself-aru…" she mumbled.

"It is fine you have all the time in the world my cute princess." Japan smiled. "Okay now go pray* with Elfriede while me and her Mama talk."

(*Bear in mind I don't mean "pray" as in to Gods I mean "play" but with the Japanese accent)

"Okay." She grabbed Elfriede's hand shyly and took her outside.

Italy smiled "Ve~ So how are you Japan?"

"Hm? Oh I am fine sank you…" Japan smiled but he looked down.

"Huh? You don't look fine!" Italy commented "Tell me!"

"W-well there is nothing to tell rearry! It is just…I wish Yao-san would make rove to me." Japan blushed and looked away "Y-you didn't hear that."

"Whaaaat?! A cute guy like you and China doesn't make love to you?! Is he mad? You look like a pretty lady and I've seen a lot of pretty ladies so I should know! But you are cute! Why hasn't he made love to you yet? I mean you are married now!" Italy gasped "So does that mean he is a virgin? Are you a virgin too?"

Japan gave him a look "Itary-kun…think about what you are saying…we have child how can we be virgins?"

Italy blinked "Oh yeah…so why doesn't he have sex with you?"

"He is too busy." Japan sighed "He is always working so I rarely get to see him and when I do he is too tired." He smiled shyly "We almost made rove rast night!"

"Wow! I did make love last night!" Italy laughed "What a fantastical turn of events! We are more like each other than I thought!"

"No no…we nearly made rove Itary-kun. There was a storm and sadly Xiaolian got scared so we had to stop…she came inside and we had to sing and count sheep until she fell asleep." Japan murmured.

"Oh how sad…Elfriede was scared once and I was horny and needed to have sex but she was asleep so Germany refused to let us have sex. But when I cried we got up and did it in the bathroom instead! Maybe you should tell him to go into the bathroom huh?"

Japan shook his head "No…you don't understand Itary-kun Yao-san is too busy so he is tired! And I don't think I can pull off the same…cuteness as you to get him to sleep with me."

Italy blinked "Sure you can! Try cross dressing! I will take Xiaolian away today with me and then you can get some sexy times going!"

"Really? You would do that for me?" Japan asked.

"Si!" Italy smiled.

"I am most honoured Itary-kun!" Japan smiled happily "Then what shall I wear?"

Italy smiled "A cute girly kimono you have…" he looked down at the Yukata "It needs to be prettier than this one…"

"This one is a male's!" Japan blushed "It is traditional in my Home! Saying that this is a woman's is in bad taste!"

"Huh? Oh okay! Let's see if you have one!" Italy grabbed Japan's hand and rushed to the bedroom, he searched through the dresser but all he saw was Yukatas and Chinese shirts. "Oh poooo they're all men's clothes!"

"Hai all my cross dressing crothes are in my House. I could not bring them all here and I would rather Xiaolian not see them! I do not want her to ask questions of why an old man such as myself needs to wear women's crothing." Japan said he nervously played with his sleeve.

"Oh that's true!" Italy nodded "Elfriede found my sexy lingerie and you should of seen Germany's face I thought he was going to explode! And not the good kind of explosion either!"

"There is a good kind of explosion?" Japan asked his eyes going wide.

"Si! You know when a man gets really excited they explode! All over the place!" Italy laughed cheerfully.

Japan sighed he should of guessed the horny little Italian was talking about sex. Sex, pasta and pretty women were the three main things Italy ever spoke about. Well…pretty women had now been replaced with Germany. "Ve~ I know! I know!" Italy cried out in excitement frightening Japan out of his thoughts.

"H-hai what is it?"

"You can dress in one of China's shirts! It's bound to be big on you so it will look like a dress!" Italy smiled.

"But why would that turn on Yao-san?" Japan asked confused "He sees those crothes every day!"

"Si but not on you!" Italy smirked "Germany liked it when I wear one of his shirts and Prussia loves it when Mr Austria wears one of his t-shirts! So you wear this and nothing else and China won't be able to resist you!"

"You think so?" Japan asked.

"Si!" Italy nodded.

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China yawned entering the door; he found it was strangely quiet. No Korea, no Taiwan, No Hong Kong and no Xiaolian. He could hear the sound of maybe Japan pattering about. "K-Konnichiwa Hazubando j-just give me a second!" Japan called out.

China blinked and waited in the doorway and soon enough Japan came into the hallway in just China's shirt and nothing else. The long sleeves hung way over his hands and the shirt hung way past his knees making him look younger and cuter "Aiyaa…" China whispered "What are you doing in my clothes-aru?"

"O-oh I spilt something on mine and this was the first thing I grabbed. G-gomen nosai." Japan stuttered.

China smirked "I don't mind~"

Japan blushed and walked slowly up to China "I think the shirt is too big for me…" he whispered.

"No…you're just too little-aru." China said pulling the smaller nation to his body. "You look so sexy that I may have to do naughty stuff to you~"

Japan's eyes glittered hopefully "Hai?"

"Shi~" China smirked wider and scooped up his lover "Come on then my pretty wife."

Japan smiled he had to remember to thank Italy later. China laid him down on the bed and started kissing his thighs "I should go take a shower-aru." He murmured.

"No!" Japan begged "Prease! You'll only get dirty again! Make rove to me first!"

China nodded "Shi I will." He smiled. He gently caressed Japan's thighs making him moan softly "You are so sexy-aru." He purred.

Japan moaned a little more "Prease Yao-san!" he wiggled his hips.

China slid his lover free and kissed the head gently before closing his eyes. He softly suckled on Japan making him moan and grip the covers "Y-Yao-san more!" he whimpered, finally he was going to get sweet release with his husband. He panted lightly as China went a little quicker. "A-ah prease more."

But as Japan came close China stopped. Japan blinked wondering what had happened he felt the cold air hit his wet member "Yao-san…?" he gently poked China's head and China replied with a soft snore. "He fell asreep on me!" Japan pouted and pushed him off his lap "Baka." He scowled.

Japan finished himself off and walked off to clean the house.

Italy of course rang him "Konnichiwa?" Japan called out answering the phone.

"Ciao Japan! So did you have sex yet?"

"No…" Japan sighed "It worked! But…Yao-san fell asleep on me while he was…d-doing foreplay." he mumbled.

"What? Really? Oh no!" Italy gasped.

"Hai…" Japan sighed.

"I'm going to see if I can come up with more ideas!" Italy called out happily.

Hours later China woke up he yawned and looked around "Hm? What am I doing lying on the bed-aru?" he got up and stretched then he remembered once he saw his shirt lying on the bed. "O-oh no!" He ran out the room and saw Japan scrubbing the surfaces harshly. "Kiku?"

Japan turned around to look at him and his face was a look of pure evil "What?" he growled.

"Aieeee!" China squeaked "What is wrong with you-aru?!"

"I think you know what is wrong with me!" Japan yelled storming up to him "We have not made love since Xiaolian was a baby! That was over two years ago Yao!"

"I have been busy with work-aru!" China backed away glancing at the can of polish in Japan's hand.

"No! You are always tired! I am frustrated with you! There is only so many times I can use my hand Yao!" He pounced on China knocking him to the floor. "We are going to make rove even if I have to force you!"

"Ahhh!" China yelled "No no!"

Japan laughed darkly "Hai! It will be done!" He grabbed China's pants and ripped them down "Now give your waifu what he wants!"

"Gyeaaa!" China yelped "Kiku! Kiku N-no!" He blushed as Japan pulled up his Yukata revealing there to be nothing underneath. He straddled China and rubbed himself against him. China moaned and blushed "Aiyaa! Kiku what is wrong with you-aru?!"

"You fell asreep when we were supposed to be making rove! You were supposed to be making it up to me!" Japan snapped "And now that I have you where I want you I will take what I want!"

"Ahhhhh!" China screamed. They both froze hearing the front door unlock "Huh?"

"Nihon~ I came here to say that-" Taiwan blinked at the sight before her "Err…did I come at a wrong time?"

Japan stood up quickly and righted his clothes "No, no I was creaning and I slipped." He looked down at the bewildered Chinese man "And I must have pulled his pants down." He mumbled pulling them up. He hid a sly smirk behind his hair proud to see China had a semi hard on.

China sat up "Err…so what did you want to say-aru?" he asked Taiwan who was still looking dazed.

"O-oh yeah um…me and Hong Kong are gonna be staying at Thailand's place for a bit." She answered.

"Ah good." China nodded.

"Hai that is fine." Japan smiled pleasantly he looked down at China giving him a look that clearly said it wasn't over.

China gulped knowing he really had to take better care of his wife and make sure he didn't get frustrated again otherwise his inner Fan boy attacked. "I'm going to take a shower." He smiled. Japan's eyes flashed. "Goupi!" He ran off to the bathroom and heard Japan give chase he ran in and slammed the door shut hurriedly locking it. "Aiyaa…" he sighed leaning against the door.

Japan knocked on the door pressing himself to it "Yao-san prease ret me in~ I need to be fulfilled." He purred "Oyaji~" he whispered huskily "Oyaji~ Prease I need your big Ochinchin…"

China shivered slightly the way Japan said Daddy in that perverse way always made him feel aroused Japan knew what he was doing to him. "N-nice try-aru!" he called.

Japan smirked hearing the stutter "Yao-san. Prease~"

Eventually Japan left him alone and China emerged from the bathroom now clean. He sneaked in the kitchen and saw Japan smiling he looked at him sweetly "I made you dinner Yao-san."

China breathed out in relief it seemed he was back to normal. He must have gotten all his anger out.

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Xiaolian looked up happily at her mother "Mama are we gonna pray today-aru?"

"Hai. What do you want to pray?" Japan smiled.

"I want to go somewhere!" She cheered.

"Sure. Where shall we go?" He smiled.

"Mama I wanna go pray in the forest-aru!" She said cheerfully.

Japan nodded "Hai ret's go then." He held out his hand for her and she grabbed it happily.

"Heehee I had fun with Mr Itaria-san yesterday he was so funny! We had pasta for lunch and Gerato for afters-aru!" Xiaolian happily chattered.

"Hai Itaria-kun roves his carbs and frozen dairy products." Japan said smiling.

"Hai!" Xiaolian giggled. She walked on happily until she came to a pond deep in the forest. Japan smiled as she watched the sakura petals fall and gently land on the pond making tiny ripples appear. "Mama our country is really beautiful huh-aru?"

Japan nodded "Hai…I rove our country if we stay later tonight we will see firefries around the pond."

Xiaolian gazed intently at the pond and giggled as she saw fish. "Mama…fishies." She whispered.

Japan nodded "Hai they come out this time of year."

Xiaolian giggled and knelt down at the water's edge "Mama the fishies are so pretty-aru."

"Hai." Japan smiled.

The sky started to darken and the fireflies came out flittering over the water's surface. Xiaolian reached out to the large cluster and caught one in her tiny hands "Mama." She whispered.

Japan smiled "They are beautiful huh?" he gently reached over her head and cupped his hands catching one too. "They are rike friendly rittle bugs who rike to fly and rook at their own reflections."

Xiaolian nodded "Hai Mama you're right!" She gazed at the firefly as she released it back in the air. Japan released his and watched it flutter away. Japan smiled and kissed Xiaolian's hair.

"Stay there I'll go find some Shiitake okay?" Japan asked.

Xiaolian nodded "Hai Mama I'll be good-aru~" she sat by the edge watching her Mother walk a little away. She giggled and gently dipped her bare toes into the water. She giggled at the fish nibbling at them. She felt the bank slightly give way and she screamed as the dirt crumbled beneath her making her fall into the pond. It was deeper than her height so she sunk under the water.

Japan heard the scream and dropped the mushrooms he ran back to the pond to see his daughter was nowhere to be seen but the fish looked frantic and the fireflies disturbed. "Xiaolian!" He looked around and saw the dirt dipping into the pond and Xiaolian's bow afloat on the water's surface. "No! Xiaolian!" He waded into the pond and felt around for his daughter he felt her and yanked her up underneath her arms, her clothes weighing her down. He slapped her back and she coughed up the water. She tried to cry.

Japan remembered her birth Xiaolian had almost died then too, her cord had wound around her neck and China had saved her life now it was up to him. "Relax Xiaolian." He said as calmly as he could. Xiaolian coughed and focused on trying to get air in her lungs. She threw up the water and finally had the breath to cry. "Shh it's okay." Japan pulled her to his chest and cradled her. "Come on let's go home."

Xiaolian wrapped her arms around her Mother's neck burying her face into his shoulder; she gave little hiccupping whimpers she was obviously still shaken from her near death experience. Japan picked up the fallen mushrooms and set off for home.

Once there China saw Japan's Yukata soaked and his daughter shivering and whimpering "What happened-aru?"

"She fell in but I managed to save her." Japan explained "She is fine now I promise."

China nodded he gently stroked her soaking wet hair "Xiaoli?"

She pulled her head out of her Mother's shoulder and sniffled "H-hai?"

"What happened-aru?" China asked concerned.

"Mama went t-to get mushrooms and I fell from the side into the pond-aru." She explained she had dried tear tracks down her red cheeks.

China nodded and scooped her up "Let's bath you-aru."

She nodded and smiled "Can Mama come in-aru?"

He looked over at his shaking wife and nodded "Shi he needs to." He smiled. Japan blushed and followed he was slightly relieved he thought China would be mad at him for leaving her unattended.

China ran the bath and gently stripped his little girl of the wet clothes and plopped her in the bath. She patted the water "Come in Baba!" She demanded.

China laughed "Shi I suppose so." He stripped and climbed in with her.

"Baba?"

"Hm?"

"Will I have one of those-aru?" Xiaolian asked. Japan froze blinking in surprise wondering what she was talking about.

"What do you mean-aru?" China blinked, he yelped as Xiaolian grabbed him and tugged.

"One of these?"

Japan yelped and pulled her hand away "Xiao-ri don't do that to Baba! You won't have one because you are a rittle girl and he is a man."

Xiaolian looked confused "So I will grow one-aru?"

"Shi~" China smiled "You will when you are older-aru!"

Japan slapped him around the head "Baka! Don't tell her that!" He smiled kindly at her "When you are old enough you will look like Taiwan-kun."

"You mean I will have mochis here-aru?" Xiaolian blinked gesturing to her chest.

Japan blinked "Err…hai…?"

China smirked "That's one way of putting it-aru."

Japan frowned and climbed into the bath too "Xiao-ri you will talk with Taiwan-kun when the time comes about when you become a woman."

Xiaolian giggled "I'm gonna be rike you Mama! Imma gonna have a body rike yours right-aru?"

"Err…." Japan looked at China for help.

"Hey don't look at me." China smirked.

Xiaolian looked at Japan "Mama if you are a Mama why do you have Daddy's parts-aru?"

China sighed "Oh boy…" he gently tapped Xiaolian's head so she would look at him again "Well you see boy Nations can have babies too-aru."

"Boy Nations…?" Xiaolian looked at her Mother again "Can boy humans?"

"No." China answered "Because they have no womb. Boy Nations represent the female part of their countries too so they have wombs and a birth canal."

Xiaolian looked incredibly confused "What are those?"

"Never mind I will tell you when you're older…" China sighed.

Japan smiled "Boy Nations can have a baby Xiao-ri because they can see the baby Yousei that gives them the baby."

"Oh! Then what was Baba talking about-aru?"

"He doesn't know he's old ignore him." Japan smiled.

"Okay~" Xiaolian giggled.

"Hey!" China pouted "I'm not that old-aru!"

"You're four thousand years old." Japan smiled sweetly.

"Shi and you are not that much younger!" China folded his arms huffily.

Japan smiled and ruffled Xiaolian's hair lightly.

XxX

Soon enough Japan was getting frustrated again Xiaolian was playing with Korea at the park and Hong Kong and Taiwan were still at Thailand's. Sighing he took out his special box with a lock on it and pulled the key from out of China's drawer. He blushed remembering the time he begged China to keep the key so he was his "Master" and decided his "punishment". Opening up the box he pushed many different toys out of the way until he found his prized one. He smiled and ran his fingers along the small ridged words on the smooth toy. "Made in China." He whispered. He kissed the tip of the toy. It was his favourite because he could always feel those ridged words rubbing up him and you had to push it in pretty deep to feel them. He switched it on and pushed it against his already half hard self. He moaned feeling the vibrations go through him. The toy was pretty old and used so it would go soft on the vibrations then without warning a large vibration would erupt from it and Japan loved that.

He smiled and sat up he took the lube out of the drawer annoyed to see it was still depressingly full. They used to go through a tube a week and now sadly they still had the same one from two years ago. He checked the expiration date to see if it was still usable and lay back. There used to be times when the two Asians were so passionate China would slam him up walls and doors and sometimes throw his back out with too much sex. Now China threw his back out if he picked up Xiaolian too sharply or tripped over Pochi.

Japan smiled happily and pulled off his clothes "Yao-san you are so mean." He murmured "Making me have to use my Toy-chan." He lubed up his fingers and slipped one inside himself "A-ah!" Moaning lightly he moved it around. "Y-Yao-san you big bully…" he whimpered pushing in a second.

China sighed walking up the drive of his house he knew he was working too hard he could see Japan was getting restless again. He wished he wasn't so tired.

Japan gasped thrusting the toy inside himself he couldn't believe he was in so much pleasure right now. China's shirt lying messily across his body as he pleasured himself all he could smell was China and he needed more. His wrist was starting to hurt but he had to get himself off. He thrusted the toy in deeply and he felt the special words rub deliciously against his inner walls. He moaned loudly as the toy did its famous hard vibration.

China opened the door and he looked horrified as he heard Japan's loud moans he wondered if he had finally pushed him away into the arms of someone else. Panic surged through his body as the image of Greece and his little wife filled his mind. "Crap!" he rushed to the bedroom expecting a fight but as he opened the door all he saw was Japan lying on the bed alone and thrusting a toy inside himself. He watched him shudder and moan his back arching. China's horror was rapidly replaced with a dark smirk. He leaned against the door frame crossing one leg over the other; he folded his arms and just watched his wife at play.

Japan opened his eyes sensing he was being watched he cried out in shock seeing China "Y-Yao-san?!"

"Ni hao having fun-aru?" China smirked wider.

Japan pulled the toy out and struggled upwards into a sitting position, he shyly used China's shirt to cover himself. "You are a bully!" He said burying his bright red face in the shirt.

China strode up to him and cupped his face "You are so naughty-aru~" he purred "look at what you did."

Japan looked down and saw China's bulge through his pants. Japan blushed and reached out to stroke it but China grabbed his wrist "I think you need to be punished-aru."

Japan looked up his eyes wide "Wh-what?"

"You heard me." China smirked he stood up and put his hands on his hips "Stand up-aru."

Japan nodded and shyly stood up. China grabbed him and pushed him against his body. Japan gasped as he felt China roughly grab his ass. "Y-Yao-san? Prease don't be mean." He whimpered.

China laughed softly and licked Japan's ear "You are too sexy-aru." He purred. He held his hand back and slapped Japan's ass making him cry out.

"Y-Yao-san!" Japan blushed heavily "I-is this my punishment?"

"Shi. But I won't do it again if you pleasure me-aru." He grinned pushing Japan down to his knees.

Japan looked at China's bulge and his mouth watered at the thought of it. "Yao-san." He murmured pulling down China's pants. He pulled him free and happy to see it he nuzzled the length "Yao-san it has been so long." He whispered rubbing his cheek happily along the hardness in his hand.

"Then take a taste-aru." China smiled he had to resist hugging Japan he looked way too cute down there.

Japan licked the head his eyes closed as he finally tasted his husband. He took no time in sliding his mouth over him and bobbing his head China hadn't expected Japan to be that fast and gasped at the pleasure "Aiyaa Kiku not so fast-aru!" Japan needed more so he continued doing it needing to taste him more. China gritted his teeth it really had been too long since they had last had sex he was so close already. "K-Kiku." He whispered in warning.

Japan pulled off him and wrapped his hands around him "Prease." He begged moving his hands. China cried out and came; it covered Japan's face and went into his waiting mouth. He swallowed happily "Yao-san." He fell to his hands and knees sticking his butt in the air "Prease?" he pleaded.

China nodded stroking himself hard again. Getting to his knees behind Japan he pushed in making him cry out and arch his back "Y-Yao-san! I-I had forgotten how big your Ochinchin is."

China smiled and reached around him to grip Japan's member "Aiyaa…you are so wet already?" he slid his fingers along the slick muscle making Japan whimper.

"P-prease Yao-san don't bully me." He begged, he moved his hips backwards to get more of the Chinese man inside himself.

China licked his shoulder before biting into it "I'm not bullying you-aru." He purred. Japan moaned and begged for more. So China nibbled him along his throat and back as he slowly moved at an agonising pace. Japan needed more he needed so much more friction.

"Prease Yao-san!" he cried tears beading his eyes. "Prease!"

China laughed darkly and pulled out he spun Japan so he was on his back and pushed back in roughly. Japan cried out he reached up and locked his arms around China's neck "I-I needed this." He whispered "I have needed you so much."

"Shi I know." China answered kissing him. Japan kissed back longingly as their kiss got heated he moaned loudly into the kiss feeling China pick up the pace and thrust deeper and deeper into him. Japan felt like he was a virgin all over again his hips were going numb from the pounding and his body was so hot he was sure he was burning China. He had lost his virginity as a teen to China and now he felt like he was losing it all over again to the man he loved.

"Y-Yao-san I can't hold on." He whimpered "I-I don't want to come yet!"

China nodded and tore off his sleeve he tied it tightly around Japan's member making him gasp in surprise. "There now you will hold it-aru." China smiled before kissing Japan again.

Japan kissed him back needing more he pushed his tongue into China's mouth his moans getting swallowed up by the Elder as they kissed harder.

Japan felt himself teetering dangerously off the cliff of orgasm he needed to come but he couldn't not with the material binding him. His eyes searched China's pleadingly. "Y-Yao-san?"

"Hold on I'm close." China muttered he did a few more thrusts and tore off the binding material the sudden relief made Japan arch and come covering their slick bodies with semen. At the same time China groaned filling the smaller Nation.

Japan panted heavily "Y-Yao-san thank you." He whispered.

China fell next to him on the bed "Sh-shi…" he panted heavily "Th-that was amazing-aru! I think I should do that again!"

Japan looked at him "You can't frustrate me for two years again! That's not fair!"

China laughed and pushed the sweaty hair off his lover's forehead "I won't I was joking-aru."

"Oh…good." Japan smiled. He cuddled up to him and gazed lovingly into his eyes. "Aishiteru."

"Wo ai ni." China replied smiling.

AN: My god I feel like this is so bad! *lies on my bed* I have no idea why! I just feel like this sucks! Granted not as sucky as the first 10 disorganised shit of chapters I did! But anyway I hope you enjoyed it!

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