Hey guys! Wow it took me about and hour to write this... amazing but maybe that's just because of all the distractions and long names to type
Anyway after this chapter i shall just be posting one group per chapter, if that makes sense
Lol I'm home early yay! *air pump*
Good news, bad news again
Good news: I'm home early, We didn't have to have the information meeting or injection, I'll get the house all to my self in about 15 minutes, I have found a way to have my keyboard at the right hight so that my hands don't hurt, my headache is gone
Bad news: I'm sorta sick (Thanks Laura, Tasha, Lissa, and everyone else who is sick), I'm cold, I'm hungry, I have hay-fever, I think i failed my Maori NCEA Lvl 1 Test which is worth credits! *gahh*, I don't like how annoying my phone is being right now, i am tired, my ribs feel like they move every single time i move, *gahh*
Story! YAY! Okay i don't think i needa say i don't own anything in the chap so yeah
Groups Galore!
Estel the Bravest Man Alive, Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth, Gimli the Snore Head signed into the convo 'The Three Hunters, Let's Run! Woohoo!'
Estel the Bravest Man Alive: "I shall just rest my head on this rock and pretend to listen for the sound of feet!"
Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth: "I shall just pretend I know what you are doing and stand watch"
Gimli the Snore Head: "I shall just double over right here and die"
Estel the Bravest Man Alive: "They must have caught our scent! Hurry! (MWAHAHAH they shall never know I was just resting)"
Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth: "Oh I know Estel! Gimli come we are gaining on them!"
Gimli the Snore Head: "Isn't that out of order?"
Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth: "I don't care!"
Gimli: "Calm down"
Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth: "I AM CALM! *screams, eyes twitch*"
Gimli the Snore Head: "Of course you are Lad!"
Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth: "*evil glare at the dwarf*"
Estel the Bravest Man Alive: "I SAID HURRY!"
Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth: "Oh dear!"
Gimli the Snore Head: "Blame the elf!"
Estel the Bravest Man Alive: "MARCH!"
Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth and Gimli the Snore Head are hurrying
Legolas the Bestest Elf Prince to Ever Walk the Earth, Gimli the Snore Head and Estel the Bravest Man Alive signed out of the convo
Pippin the Coherent Hobbit, Merry the Lazy signed into the convo 'SAVE US FROM THE EVILE ORCS! Man Flesh!'
Pippin the Coherent Hobbit: "Is still the only coherent hobbit in this group!"
Merry the Lazy: "I resent that!"
Pippin the Coherent Hobbit: "You're awake!"
The Orcs have joined the group 'SAVE US FROM THE EVILE ORCS' without knowing it
Orc 1: "What do you smell?"
Orc 2: "Man flesh! You know I never noticed how bad they smell"
Orc1: "I know, they are disgusting, and they must have caught our scent"
Orc 2: "Well we should run then"
Orc 1, 2, 3, 4 etc are running,
Pippin the Coherent Hobbit and Merry the Lazy are being carried
Pippin the Coherent Hobbit: "I could walk, Merry however…*looks at sleeping hobbit* Need I say more?"
Merry the Lazy: "I'll *snore* Get *snore* You *snore* Pip *snore*"
Pippin the Coherent Hobbit: "Oh I'm so scared! Pfft! Yeah right!"
Pippin the Coherent Hobbit, Merry the Lazy, The Orcs signed out of the convo
Frodo the Lonely Ring Bearer Though Now Not so Lonely, Sam the Loyal Gardener and Eavesdropper signed into the convo 'I'm going on a Mordor hunt and I'm not scared, WOOHOO NO MORE BOATS!'
Frodo the Lonely Ring Bearer Though Now Not so Lonely: "Sam I think we should go ashore now"
Sam the Loyal Gardener and Eavesdropper: "No more boats? I'm game"
Frodo the Loyal Ring Bearer Though Now Not so Lonely: "Awesome! No more boats!"
Sam the Loyal Gardener and Eavesdropper: "WOOHOO! NO MORE BOATS! PARTY! *starts dancing*"
Frodo the Lonely Ring Bearer Though Now Not so Lonely: "*joins dance*"
Frodo the Lonely Ring Bearer Though Now Not so Lonely, Sam the Loyal Gardener and Eavesdropper signed out of the convo and are dancing
Boromir the Dead Guy, Glorfindel the Awesomest Balrog Slayer Around, Gandalf the Old Guy so Unoriginal signed into the group 'WOOHOO I'M DEAD, BUT STILL HERE, I SHALL HAUNT YOU FOREVER! Being dead is boring!'
B.D.G: "Aww man being dead is boring! How did you guys do this?"
G.A.B.S.A: "Well annoying Namo was always fun!"
G.O.G.U: "I wouldn't do that if I were you Boromir"
B.D.G: "Why not?"
G.O.G.U: "Because he doesn't forgive easy!"
B.D.G: "But how come Glorfy got to come back?"
G.A.B.S.A: "I resent that name!"
B.D.G: "Sorry!"
G.O.G.U: "Glorfindel was sent back because Namo was sick and tired of having to watch where he stepped even in his own house! He sent Glorfindel back because Glorfindel kept causing havoc"
G.A.B.S.A: "I resent that statement too"
G.O.G.U: "It's a compliment! Not many can annoy Namo the way you did"
G.A.B.S.A: "Then thank you?"
B.D.G: "I'm bored! I'm gonna go haunt my brother! Bye!"
Boromir the Dead Guy signed out of the convo
G.A.B.S.A: "Oh no!"
G.O.G.U: "*sigh* what have they done now?"
G.A.B.S.A: "Let's just say that maybe this group will have two more members, two identical members who were murdered by their now hot pink haired father"
G.O.G.U: "Oh!"
G.A.B.S.A: "*sigh* Better go stop Elrond from murdering them!"
Glorfindel the Awesomest Balrog Slayer Around and Gandalf the Old Guy so Unoriginal signed out of the convo
Thranduil the Greatest Elf King, and Father to Ever Rule Mirkwood, Elrond the Most Wisest of the Wise, Glorfindel the Awesomest Balrog Slayer Around, Gandalf the Old Guy so Unoriginal, Galadriel the Powerfulest Wise One of All the Wise, Celeborn the Wonderfulest Elf Lord Ever to Exist, Dan the Greatest and Most Talented Slayer in Existence Since Forever, Ro the Mightiest Mighty Mumuk Killer signed into the group convo 'I think Legolas and Estel are planning something, HELP! Guys should I run?'
T.G.E.K.F.E.R.M: "Guys! Legolas's PM is now 'MWAHAHA Adar you better watch out!' Should I be running for the hills now?"
R.M.M.M.K: "Oh! Umm we can't really talk right now, we meaning Adar, Dan and I because Adar is strangling us for turning his hair hot pink, hehe bye"
Ro the Mightiest Mighty Mumuk Killer signed out of the convo
D.G.M.T.S.E.S.F: "Yeah Thranduil I would just run!"
Dan the Greatest and Most Talented Slayer in Existence Since Forever signed out of the convo
E.M.W.W: "Run and don't stop running!"
Elrond the Wisest of the Wise signed out of the convo
G.A.B.S.A: "Umm I can't talk right now, trying to save the twins! *Gasp, shock horror* I know! But I really don't want them to make Namo depressed so I must save them"
Glorfindel the Awesomest Balrog Slayer Around signed out of the convo
G.O.G.U: "You could get them before they get you"
G.P.W.O.A.W: "Or you could just coax the twins into doing something to them, they will be so preoccupied with getting the twins back that they will forget about you"
C.W.E.L.E.E: "I would just run!"
T.G.E.K.F.E.R.M: "I shall just run then! *starts running, advisors and friends try to stop King, King pulls authority on them and carries on running* Bye guys! Nice knowing you!"
Thranduil the Greatest Elf King and Father to Ever Rule Mirkwood signed out of the convo
G.P.W.O.A.W: "Well Celeborn and I have a kingdom to run, bye!"
Galadriel the Powerfulest Wise One of All the Wise and Celeborn the Wonderfulest Elf Lord Ever to Exist signed out of the convo
G.O.G.U: "I'm a loner again! Oh well!"
Gandalf the Old Guy so Unoriginal signed out of the convo
Théoden the Stupidest, Stupid, Dumb, Idiotic King to Ever Gain the Throne, Grima the Most Loyalist Man to Walk and Denethor the Most Mad Man to Ever Own a Kingdom signed into the convo 'I'm a mindless idiot! Any mindless stuff lately!'
T.S.S.D.I.K.E.G.T: "So been up to any mindlessly, mad stuff lately?"
G.M.L.M.W: "Nope!"
D.M.M.M.E.O.K: "Not lately!"
T.S.S.D.I.K.E.G.T: "You guys are boring! I'm going to go drool mindlessly in the great hall"
Théoden the Stupidest, Stupid, Dumb, Idiotic King to Ever Gain the Throne signed out of the convo
G.M.L.M.W: "Well I better go and instruct the mindless fool"
Grima the Most Loyalist Man to Walk signed out of the convo
D.M.M.M.E.O.K: "I'm so bored! Maybe I shall go set fire to someone! Hmm Faramir's not back yet! Dammit! Oh well some other unlucky soul then!"
Denethor the Most Mad Man to Ever Own a Kingdom signed out of the convo
A/N: MWAHAHA!
Grace: "Aww i made Thranduil run for the hills! LOL i don't blame him!"
Grace: "Can anyone else see the Elven lord with hot pink hair? Anyone? Oh yeah i have to thank my friend, extended sister Tasha, because she got pink dye in her hair, but it came out, but it was there"
Grace: "MWAHAHAHAH Thranduilion I don't know what you are talking about! I would never kill Haldir! *innocent smile*"
Grace: "Daisy how could you laugh at my torment? How? You cruel EVILE person! speaking of EVILE I'm waiting for another update, but i don't want to threaten you because you'll just hurt someone else, *turns to people in Daisy's story, 'I'm so sorry whoever it was that i ended up getting injured, I'm so sorry'*
Grace: "Laura! My little sister! I believe you're secretly reading this! I shall dedicate a chapter to you! Sometime in the near future! The Chapter shall have attributes of the Omnomnoms (easier to use than our now name, lol, and with less explanations)"
Grace: "Anyone else who reviewed, added me to fav, alerts, thanks guys!"
Grace: "Gracey-Monkey-Mash is out and has the house to herself *relax*"