AN: SpaMano~~

Warning: Swearing, violence and more preggy hormones.

Chapter 22: Armada (Spain Hetaloid)

Belgium hummed happily making some tea for the other Nations. Spain and Romano had come around Netherlands' House to visit the Godmother of their little boy. Romano was upstairs doing who knows what in the toilet and Marcus was happily colouring in the garden. Spain was lying on his tummy in the living room flicking through the TV channels. Netherlands sighed and rested his feet on Spain's butt. He crossed one foot over the other getting comfortable. "That's the only thing good about you. You make a good foot rest."

Spain looked over his shoulder "Well at least I have a use pineapple head."

"Oh that was clever for you how long did it take you to come up with that fat ass." Netherlands smirked.

"My ass isn't fat! Only because you're jealous!" Spain said childishly.

"Of this?" Netherlands lifted a leg and brought the heel of his boot down on Spain's round cheek "Why the hell would I be jealous of ten pounds of fat?"

Spain scowled "Belgium seemed to like my butt…" he muttered.

"What was that?" Netherlands snapped.

"You heard!" Spain yelled. When he and Belgium were younger, Spain experimented with Belgium to see what he preferred.

Netherlands kicked Spain rolling him over onto his back. "Well there's one thing I know…I have a bigger dick then you." He smirked "So…yeah guess who is better at fucking?"

Spain sat up his eyes alight with anger. "What is that supposed to mean?"

Netherlands snorted "Maybe I should get Romano to see huh? Maybe if I get him to spread his legs and sample some Dutch-"

Spain stood up and punched Netherlands straight in the face splitting his lip "Don't you EVER put my Romano anywhere near your dirty self!"

Netherlands wiped the blood on the back of his hand and pounced on Spain knocking him through the television.

Belgium came running in to see the two beating each other up she gasped as Spain grabbed a metal cat statue and hit Netherlands around the head with it. Netherlands bent his wrist back so he dropped it and held it up to crash it down on Spain's head. She tried to break up the fight but Spain accidentally slapped her around the face. She held her cheek in shock; Netherlands saw her and cupped her face. Spain's wedding ring had cut her cheek.

"Femke…" he whispered "Are you okay?"

She shook her head shakily "I-I'm fine."

"Femke I am so sorry!" Spain stood up and pulled her into a hug "I really am!"

She smiled "It was an accident."

Netherlands grabbed the back of Spain's collar and threw him through the window. Spain crashed outside on the path. Marcus looked up his eyes wide "Daddy?!"

Spain stood up and petted Marcus' hair "Don't worry about Daddy~"

Netherlands leapt through the window and slammed Spain back onto the ground "Do you think I'm going to let you make my woman bleed and get away with it?!"

Belgium scowled "Your woman? What are we cave men?!"

Netherlands ignored her and slammed Spain's head to the ground "You've grown soft Spain." He spat.

Spain grunted trying to break free his eyes darkened "Get the fuck off me. I will protect my Romano." he said his voice was low and menacing.

Romano could hear the commotion but he was still staring horrified at the white stick in his hand "How the hell can I be positive?!" he threw it at the wall and ran out as soon as he heard Marcus crying. Running outside he was knocked to the floor by Netherlands sweeping his legs out from under him. "Fucking pot head!" he yelled.

Spain and Netherlands both looked over to see Romano rubbing his butt as he stood up. Marcus clung to his Mother his eyes full of frightened tears. Spain head butted Netherlands growling in anger "You hurt my Romano! He is MINE and only mine!" he said menacingly.

Romano froze and Belgium looked at him "Are you okay? Romano?"

"Fuck! Fuck!" Romano slapped Netherlands off Spain and shook him "Don't you dare turn into The Spanish Kingdom or I will fucking divorce you!"

Spain smiled at him "Roma what are you talking about?"

Romano rolled his eyes "Bastard don't scare me like that…anyway I'm going to Veneziano's stay here you dumb idiot and I dunno…deal with the shit you did."

"What? L-Lovi!" Spain called out.

"Shut up I won't be long!" He grabbed Marcus and climbed into the car. "Come on kiddo we have to see your uncle."

XxX

Romano banged on the door and Austria opened it "Oh Roma-"

"Where's my Brother?" Romano interrupted.

Austria sighed "Hello to you too." He nodded in the direction of the living room "He's in there."

Romano stormed in and slammed his hands down on Italy's shoulders making him squeal in shock and pain. "Listen bastard you better not be fucking pregnant!"

Italy blinked "I'm not! I can't be anyway Luddy won't let me be!"

Romano gave him a horrible look "Yeah but you always defy him with your damn cutsie look, so tell me are you frickin' pregnant!"

"No!" Italy yelled "Besides I won't have my womb anymore!"

"What?" Romano asked confused.

"I'm having an operation to take it out." Italy answered.

"Why?" Romano asked confused.

"Because it's doing nothing in there but make Luddy paranoid! And anyway I love having sex with no condoms because I enjoy the feel of him releasing inside me. It feels so good. But with this thing in there I can't do it!" Italy explained he scowled down at his very flat tummy "All its doing is waiting to kill me…" he pouted. "And besides we have all the children we ever wanted a pretty little boy and a beautiful little girl! It's all we ever wanted!"

Romano nodded "So when you have the uterus out you can have…unprotected sex?"

"Si~"

Romano sighed "I'm pregnant again."

Italy gasped "Oh Dios! Really?"

Romano nodded "Yeah…the bastard lied to me he said pulling out wouldn't get me pregnant."

Italy giggled "Oh it does~ how do you think Elfriede was created."

Romano blushed "You are an idiot!" he looked away and sighed "I didn't want a baby yet…in fact I didn't want another one at all!"

Italy gasped "Not even a pretty little girl?"

"No…I'm happy with Marcus." Romano sighed. He looked down at his tummy "Is it wrong that I'm kinda hoping that something happens to the kid?"

Italy looked horrified "Yes! Very wrong!"

Romano nodded blushing "I-I know I'm sorry it's just…you know…I'm not ready."

Italy slapped him across the face making him gasp "Be grateful you bastard! I can never have another child again! And you can have all you like! So don't you DARE get rid of it! You don't want it then give it to me si?!"

Romano blushed "Y-you're right no one ever thinks about the people who can't have kids…"

Italy smiled but he yelped as a blood curdling scream came from above. Germany sped into the hallway and shot a look at Italy "Vhat was that?!"

"I-I dunno!" Italy said his eyes huge.

Romano looked terrified "Wh-what's going on?"

Austria ran upstairs "Gilbert?!" he yelled "Gilbert!" he dashed upstairs to see Prussia sitting huddled up on the floor of the bathroom his arms around his knees. "Gilbert? What happened?"

"L-look…" he whispered holding out something.

Austria looked bewildered but took it anyway, suddenly his face paled. "Mein Gott…but how?"

Prussia shook his head "I dunno…it's so odd…"

Austria gasped "Mein Gott! That day you were drunk and came back…"

Prussia's cheeks flared up "Okay that day I rode you by accident! My awesome self vould never willingly let you invade my vital regions!"

Austria laughed "Zen vhat about ze preparation you did yourself hm?" he cupped Prussia's red face "You did look sexy vhen you were panting and moaning my name like a bitch in heat~"

Prussia yanked his face away "Bastard…" he muttered his cheeks flushing harder "You know zat the only vay ve have sex is if I'm the one topping the crap out of you!"

Austria laughed and walked downstairs. Germany grabbed his wrist "Vhat's wrong with him?"

Austria smiled "Calm down it's nothing to worry about, your Bruder is pregnant."

Germany blinked "Vait…Bruder is pregnant?"

Austria smiled and nodded "I'd keep him away from drink from now on."

Germany came into the living room with a shocked expression on his face. "Luddy what happened?" Italy asked he was clinging to Romano in fear. Despite what Romano would say later he was doing the same.

Germany shook his head and slumped down in a chair "My Bruder is pregnant…"

Romano burst out laughing "Good! Now all the potato bastards have been knocked up!"

Italy pouted and pushed him out the way "Luddy? Are you okay?"

Germany pulled Italy onto his lap and nodded "Ja I'm just a little surprised. I mean Gilbert is the last person you'd expect to be pregnant!"

Prussia came downstairs blushing he looked at Germany and pulled him into a hug knocking Italy to the floor "Oh West! Your Big Bruder has failed you! I'm supposed to be your big manly Bruder who protects you from anything harsh! And now I am pregnant!"

"You're over reacting!" Austria sighed "I had to carry your child!"

"But that's to be expected!" Prussia wailed "You're the girl in our relationship!"

Germany rolled his eyes "Having a baby doesn't make you any less of a man Bruder."

"Says you!" Prussia sniffed "You've always been slightly effeminate!"

Germany glared at him "I have never been effeminate! You have been more so than me!"

Prussia wailed "Noooo!"

Italy giggled "Well Luddy Big Brother France DID get you in a maid dress."

Germany blushed "Ja he got Prussia in one too!"

"And I looked damn sexy~" Prussia laughed "Kesesesese everybody wanted me, damn I have nice legs."

Austria sighed "You changed your tune quick."

Prussia looked at Austria "Will you still love me even when I get fat?"

Austria blushed and nodded "Ja of course I vill! I will alvays love you!"

Prussia hugged him his eyes sparkling "Danke! You are too kind."

Austria sighed and pushed away the clingy Nation "Shut up and go over there."

Prussia nuzzled into him smiling; Germany rolled his eyes "He is so hormonal."

Romano pouted "So you mean to tell me that once again I am pregnant around the same time as a German?"

Italy blinked "Who was the first one?"

"Him!" He pointed to Austria who pouted.

"I am not German! I am Austrian!"

"Whatever! You still speak German!" Romano scowled "AND you have the damn Potato eater's accent! Just yours is gayer!"

Austria looked really angry and Germany stood in between them "Ja that may be." He muttered "But Austrians tend to lose their temper far more quickly than a German…and as for a Prussian…he's too frickin' happy…"

As if to prove that point Prussia was cackling softly to himself poking his small bump. All of the previous tears and tantrums before were gone. Gilbertra happily came in dragging Marcus by the scruff of his neck "Vater!" she called happily before climbing up into his lap. She was now around five years old and so was her half-sister. Anaztazia was with her mother and she wouldn't be around to see her father until the weekend, so naturally Gilbertra was a little bored without her fellow trouble maker.

Prussia wound his arms around his daughter "Guten Morgen you~ Where did you get to?"

Gilbertra gave an evil smile to rival her father's "I was with Marcus." She pointed down to the bedraggled looking child on the floor. He had a bit of dirt smudging his face and clothes.

Romano scooped him up "What the hell did that little potato bitch do to you?!" he yelped.

Prussia shot him a glare "Hey! She was just playing!"

"Lies!" Romano snapped "Your kid has been bullying my son for years!"

Prussia shook his head "That's lies and you know it! My little Angel wouldn't hurt anyone!"

Gilbertra looked innocently at Romano "Ja! I'm too nice~" she giggled.

Romano scowled "You're a liar!" he hugged Marcus closer to him and scowled at Prussia "Keep your kid away from mine or I will kill you!"

Prussia looked furious as he marched up to him "Oh yeah? You and whose army?"

Italy looked worried and grabbed Germany "Luddy…I'm scared."

Germany sighed and separated the two "All right you two pack it in."

Prussia pouted and stormed off grabbing Austria.

Romano puffed out his cheeks "I better go Home…"

Italy giggled smiling cutely "You don't have to."

Romano looked warily at the little Prussian/Austrian girl edging up to Marcus. Like when they were young she pulled on his leg making him whine. "I better go and clean trouble up here." He said jiggling Marcus.

Italy looked sad "But you barely ever come down…"

"Yeah…" Romano sighed "Fine! I'll wash him up here and then…you know go home. Do you have any spare clothes?"

Italy gave him a look as if to say "Are you stupid?" Romano glared at him. "How can I have any clothes for Marcus? Two girls live here and Celio's clothes are way too small for him! He's only two!"

"Whatever where is he anyway?" Romano asked looking around.

"Taking his nap." Italy smiled "You will be surprised by how much he is like Luddy."

"Trust me I won't." Romano muttered as he walked off to find the bathroom. Gilbertra followed unknown to Romano. Prussia saw her wandering after the two Italians; he blinked but let her go.

Romano ran the bath and stripped his child of his clothes before plopping him into the bathtub. "Why the hell is she such a bully?" he pouted washing his child. Marcus looked up at him with huge emerald eyes, fat tears rolled down his cheeks. Romano felt his heart twinge he knew it was going to break if his little treasure was going to keep looking like a slapped Spanish puppy. "Don't cry…Mama will teach her a lesson." He walked outside to get a towel, but then he heard thrashing and splashing. Running in he saw Gilbertra giggling as she pressed on Marcus' head holding it under water. Screaming he slapped Gilbertra across the face.

She let go and held her rapidly reddening cheek "Y-you hit me…"

Romano pulled Marcus to his chest glaring at Gilbertra "You're lucky it was only a slap!" he yelled.

Prussia came running in his eyes huge "Wh-vhat happened?" He saw the red mark on Gilbertra's face and tears welling in her bi coloured eyes. "Vhat the fuck did you do?" he yelled scooping up his daughter.

"Control that fucking kid! I'm only doing what she fucking needed from the beginning! She's a spoilt little bitch she was drowning Marcus!" Romano snarled.

Prussia glared at him and punched him "No one hurts my child!"

Romano glared back "You fucking potato bastard!" he punched Prussia back and a fight broke out. A very dangerous one due to the fact they were both pregnant.

Austria came running in "Vhat the hell?!" he grabbed Gilbertra and shoved her out the way while Marcus sobbed in fear.

"Roma I have come to…" The two fighting froze at the sound of a happy Spaniard. Prussia looked up from his position of having Romano in a headlock and Romano was biting his wrist. Spain blinked "What…what is going…on…?"

Prussia looked at him his eyes wide "Romano slapped my daughter!"

"She was drowning Marcus!" Romano protested.

Spain saw the blood on Romano's chin and a steadily blackening eye. Prussia had deep scratches across his forehead and over his eye. He also had a blackening eye too on the other side. "W-were you two fighting…?" Spain asked.

Prussia nodded "Ja…but like I said he-"

Spain separated them "But Gilly…you're my best friend. And Roma…you're my wife…" Spain looked so hurt that Prussia and Romano both looked down guiltily.

"Sorry…" Prussia mumbled his cheeks tinging pink.

Romano blushed heavily and scooped up the now clean Marcus "I-I better dry him off." He mumbled walking off. He walked past Austria's bedroom where the Austrian was yelling at Gilbertra.

"You do not drown people! It is fine if you vant to play but zat vas unacceptable!" He scolded.

Gilbertra sheepishly played with her dress "I'm sorry Mutti…" she mumbled.

"It is not me you have to apologise to! Now go und find Romano and Marcus und apologise there vill be no snacks or sweets for a veek young lady!"

Gilbertra got off the bed and walked out sadly to bang into Romano "I-I'm sorry…all I vanted to do was play…I dunno how to express my feelings very good." She mumbled.

Romano blushed slightly he too knew what that was like after all, when he was younger he hit Spain and called him names because he too had no idea how to truly express himself. "Err…"

"I'm sorry Marcus…" she mumbled.

Marcus smiled all the forgiveness of his father "It's okay~"

Romano smiled and cuddled his towel covered child and walked into Italy's room. He dried off his son smiling at him "You know…she's pretty cute when she's not acting like a bastard."

Marcus giggled "Now you sound like Dada."

"Oh God really?" Romano laughed "That's bad!"

Elfriede popped her head around the door shyly "I have some clothes he can borrow."

Romano looked at the pretty little girl in a blue Alice type dress all he had ever seen was that girl in dresses, fair enough she looked beautiful in them and he knew Marcus would look pretty cute too with his olive skin and curly mahogany hair but there was no way in hell was he having a repeat of his life. "Do you have…anything suitable for a boy…?"

She nodded "Uh-huh! He can wear my school uniform! I'm at school now!" she giggled proudly "And I'm in the football team! He can wear that!"

"Oh! Okay!" Romano smiled Marcus hadn't started school yet but he had an idea where they were all going to go…World Academy. The place where the younger Nations still attended. Sealand, Latvia, Kugle Mugle, Ladonia, Korea and there were a few more but he couldn't remember them.

Elfriede came back with some pretty little frilly shorts that were knee length and a pink t-shirt with a cute bunny on it. The collar was also frilled. Romano mentally face palmed mainly because a) his child looked so damn adorable and b) he looked too happy in the girl's clothes.

Romano grabbed his hand "Come on I better get you home…just make sure your daddy doesn't see you like-Crap!"

Spain swooped in and hugged Marcus "Oh you look sooo cute! Yes you do~ you look like your Mama did when he was younger."

Marcus giggled "I do?"

"Si! Let's see if Elfriede has a spare dre-Ow!"

Romano growled and his eyebrow twitched in annoyance as he grabbed Spain's ear "No! We are NOT putting Marcus in a dress you frickin' perv!"

"I don't mind Mama~" Marcus smiled giving him the same oblivious smile his Father often gave.

"I know you don't and that's the frickin' problem!" Romano sighed. He looked at Spain as Marcus ran off in front happily "Toni? I think we should talk about getting him into school."

"Hm? School?" Spain blinked.

"Yeah you know big place full of teachers and other students where you go learn things." Romano said rolling his eyes.

"Lovi I know what a school is." Spain pouted. "I meant why so soon?"

"So soon? Toni he's five! Elfriede went into toddler classes at three! She's already in a junior football team! Veneziano always brags about her! I want to brag about Marcus too!" Romano stated.

Spain smiled "Marcus is happy sweetie."

"So? I want him to be smart too!" Romano said "I know he won't beat German brains but I still want him to be smart!"

"Sweetie you're stereotyping again…not all Germans are clever…" Spain sighed.

"Lies!" Romano pouted "Come on let's go school shopping!" he grabbed Spain's hand and walked off.

XxX

Marcus pouted as he looked down at himself in his cute little pale blue blazer and plaid lilac trousers (the junior colours were lighter than the teen school uniform in World Academy), he folded his arm, his satchel slung cutely over his shoulder "I don't like it!"

Romano smiled tears in his eyes "You look so cute!"

Spain nodded "Si you're all grown up!" he burst into tears.

Marcus folded his arms "Mama I don't wanna!"

"Come on sweetie you have to go." Romano sighed. "I know let Mama get out his school uniform then we can go out huh?"

Marcus nodded "Okay Mama!"

Romano dashed off and pulled on the brown sweater vest over his shirt and wriggled out of his trousers to pull on the checked ones. "Okay here I am. Time to go!"

"Oh Lovi~" Spain said softly "You are making me feel so naughty…you're making me like schoolboys."

Romano shot him a glare "Shut up!" he grabbed Marcus' hand "Okay then come on. Maybe you can see your cousin and make friends si?"

"Okay." Marcus nodded "But I thought she was cleverer…what happens if I'm too stupid and get bullied!"

"You won't." Romano smiled.

"Who will I make friends with?" Marcus said sadly.

"Well there's Elfriede your cousin, er…Gilbertra then there's maybe the damn American kids and then there's that French bastard's."

Marcus looked shocked "I'm the last one to go to school?"

"No! It's the start of a new term sweetie!" Romano smiled.

"Sweetie…you call him my pet name for you." Spain smiled.

"Shut up!" Romano said blushing "Marcus IS sweet!" he pulled Marcus along and Spain looked fondly at the tight sweater against Romano's baby bump; he reached out and stroked his tummy. Romano blushed and pushed his hand away "Stop it! I know I'm fat…"

"No sweetie you're beautiful." He smiled.

Romano ignored him blushing heavily as he got in the car. "Y-you're an idiot." He muttered.

Spain laughed and opened the back door for Marcus to crawl in; he buckled Marcus' seatbelt up and got in the driver's side. "Okay ready for school Marcus?"

"No…" Marcus pouted burying his face in his Tomato Fairy doll.

Spain smiled "You will as soon as you get there." He set off for the World Academy that was based in Japan. Romano yawned idly he had never had to get up at six AM for ages. The last time he got up that early was when Marcus was two years old and excited about Christmas.

Soon enough they turned up outside the large gates with a large 'W' on one door twisted in the iron and a large 'A' in the second one. Romano looked shocked as he looked at the gates "It looks so much bigger than before…" Marcus shivered as he took in the huge building.

The gates opened as if welcoming them and a beautiful Spanish sectary stood at the door, she was wearing a knee length pencil skirt and a blazer over a blouse in a lilac colour with her long mahogany hair twisted into a glossy bun. Her eyes sparkled as Spain got out of the car "Hola~" he smiled cheerfully.

"Hola senor España." She smiled "Welcome to World Academy!"

Spain smiled and held Marcus' hand "We are here to take our son to school!"

The sectary smiled "Ah si I can see that."

Marcus hid behind Romano shyly "I don't wanna go…" he mumbled.

A silver blur shot out of the building almost knocking the sectary over "Catch me if you can Professor!" she yelled. A woman with long chestnut coloured hair and sky blue eyes ran after her she was an Austrian.

"Miss Gilbertra! I hope you know I haf your Vater's and Mutter's permission to give you a smack if you misbehave!" she yelled running after her.

Gilbertra laughed and Marcus popped his head out to watch her, her silvery hair sparkled in the sun and her bi coloured eyes; one amethyst and one of ruby shining with mischief. Giggling Marcus watched her she was in a pretty pink plaid dress with a little white frill around the collar. She had pink button shoes on that seemed scuffed slightly despite looking brand new. Elfriede came out to try and get her cousin back "Gilly!"

The professor grabbed the Prussian/Austrian child by the top of her arms as soon as she ran past and hoisted her in the air "Okay missy I have you now."

Gilbertra giggled "Fine I'll go back in and be all good."

A screech of tyres behind them made Spain and Romano jump, a large SUV came skidding down the driveway. Spain held up his arms and the car parked inches away from his body. Opening his eyes and gulping Spain saw through the windscreen a dazed and flustered looking Brit and a bright red American whose glasses were on lopsided. Romano grabbed Spain's shirt collar and yanked him into a hug "Damn Yank!" he yelled kicking the side of America's car.

America got out wearing nothing but a pair of shorts "Damn sorry we woke up late! I just got out of bed."

England got out of the car wearing oversized green cotton pyjamas and fluffy green slippers that looked remarkably like Flying Mint Bunny (to the other Nations a green Pikachu). He quickly ushered Sealand out who looked exhausted; he was wearing a dark blue blazer over a brown vest and purple plaid shorts. Avery and Tobias stepped out wearing the same as Marcus and Latvia got out the other side his hair standing on end.

Spain laughed "Nice slippers Bushy Brows~"

England shot him a glare "Piss off Tomato Brain."

A huffy looking male stormed over the playground "Mr America!" he said he was obviously British with his accent "You are fifteen minutes late!"

"I-I know!" America protested he looked at England who was hurriedly trying to sort out his hair and fix his pyjamas.

Romano wasn't going to deny the professor was very nice looking with hazel eyes and honey blonde hair and he had the whitest teeth he had ever seen on a British person. Sealand giggled and blushed lightly "Hello there Professor."

The Professor smiled at him charmingly making Latvia shoot him a glare "Why good morning Master Peter ready for school?"

Romano looked at Spain "Well…he's nice…" he muttered.

Spain laughed "Si he is! He can't be a proper British person. No Englishman is that nice looking."

England shot him a furious glare "What was that you-"

"So Mr England I believe you have two more adorable children for me to teach?" England instantly melted and giggled shyly.

"I do." He happily pulled his children forward "Tovery and Abias. I-I mean Avery and Tobias." He blushed and looked all flustered. America looked like he was sucking on a lemon as he glared at the Professor.

Romano rolled his eyes and the Professor smiled at him "And who's that sweet little thing behind you?" he knelt down and held out a hand "Come on there little one I won't bite."

Romano blushed as the Professor looked up at him his eyes locked into Romano's, he flustered and flailed then hid behind Spain who laughed "Aww~ The last time he did that he was a child and he first saw Belgium~ …which means he has a crush on you…?" he looked at Romano who growled at him.

The Professor raised an eyebrow curiously and Marcus slowly took his hand looking down at the floor. "…I'm going to be a big boy…" he mumbled.

Romano smiled and hugged Marcus "Okay we'll be here soon I promise."

Marcus nodded "Okay Mama."

England pushed past America and giggled girlishly "Th-thank you for teaching our children Professor."

The Professor straightened and took his hand "Please Mr England you may call me Richard."

England nodded blushing happily "O-okay Richard."

Sealand nudged England out of the way "Can I call you Richard?"

Richard laughed "No you. You are to call me Professor like everyone else."

Spain looked around hearing grinding, he was worried the school was falling apart but if he looked at America he would of saw him grinding his teeth angrily his face bright red. America snapped "Get in now Arthur!"

England shot him a look "What?"

America thrusted the two twins at The Professor "Here teach the hell out of them! But keep your hands to yourself pretty boy!" he shoved England in the car so fiercely that he ended up face first in the back. He threw the school bags at Richard then stormed in the car and sped away so fast England fell back onto his face again.

Romano blinked "Okay now what?"

Richard smiled "You can go home now I promise your child is in safe hands here. We have many professors who speak in all languages and the names and numbers of your Family Doctors are in our records."

Romano looked a little relieved "Oh good…and erm…will he make friends?"

"Of course he will." Richard smiled.

Romano nodded gratefully "Thank you." He smiled and kissed Marcus' cheek "Now be good."

Marcus nodded "I will Mama."

Romano turned to climb into the car; Spain gave Marcus a hug before following. Spain smiled at Romano "He looks so happy huh?"

Romano looked at Marcus but he looked anything but happy, his eyes were large and far too shiny as he watched his mother. Romano looked down he knew if he kept looking at him he would get out and scoop up his son and speed off with him. "He doesn't…" he mumbled.

"Oh sweetie he'll be fine you'll see!" Spain smiled "He cried when we went for our honeymoon but he had so much fun when we came back he didn't want to leave."

Romano nodded but he knew that wasn't the truth. Marcus had said all that just to please his Father as soon as Romano put him to bed that night he made him promise he was never going to leave him again. He sighed and looked at Marcus again through the window as they drove off.

Spain saw his face "Sweetie…you have to let him grow up. This was your choice."

Romano nodded and looked down at his stomach he was scared about having another child, but then again…he wouldn't have to let this one go for another few years. A new baby to hug and shower with love while Marcus was away, a new baby to never put down and give regular cuddles to. Spain saw his small smile and sighed, he knew Romano was neglected by his grandfather and himself as a child so maybe he had some…issues about letting Marcus go and grow up. Maybe Romano was scared Marcus would leave him too? "You know sweetie. Marcus will always be with you. You are his Mother."

Romano looked up at him "I know I'm his Mother."

"Then stop worrying so much sweetie, he will never leave you." Spain smiled taking his hand.

Romano nodded and blushed heavily knowing that Spain was right. "Toni…"

"Si?"

"I have to tell you something later." Romano mumbled.

"I already know…" Spain said quietly.

"Huh?" Romano looked at him in shock "How?"

"Sweetie you're pregnant si?" Spain said smiling "It's okay I don't mind it would be nice to have another child in the house. Maybe they will keep Marcus company."

"As long as it's not another girl that will bully him." Romano mumbled.

Spain sighed "Sweetie I spoke to Prussia. He says he will have a talk with Gilbertra."

Romano nodded "Yeah…" he sighed and looked outside but the school was no longer in view anymore and they were leaving Japan behind to enter Europe. "Do you think he will be fine?"

"Si I'm sure he will." Spain smiled "How about we do something nice together today for a change?"

"Like what?" Romano asked curiously.

"Like a picnic." Spain smiled "You're bump isn't too big to stop you from getting up yet." He laughed.

Romano blushed "Okay. Oh do you know Veneziano is having his womb taken out?"

Spain looked at him briefly in shock "Si? Why?"

Romano rolled his eyes "Because to use his words he likes to feel "Luddy" release inside him."

"Release…? Like…come?" Spain blinked.

"Si come!" Romano tutted "Man he is disgusting huh?"

"Don't you like me doing it?" Spain asked his cheeks flushing a little.

"…I dunno…" Romano mumbled "It's…hot. A-and I mean in temperature not sexy!" He stuttered hurriedly.

Spain smiled "Si I know. So…you don't like it? I will always wear a condom then si?"

Romano blushed and looked down "You don't have to…I-I like it…I just don't like after."

"After?" Spain blinked.

"Yeah. You know when I stand up and it runs out." Romano blushed heavily and looked away.

Spain smiled "Ah I see." He laughed amused.

Romano looked away "Stop it. It's gross but I bet that damn perverted Fratello of mine likes it and says something like 'Ooh~ Luddy! Look you're dripping down my legs!'" he then giggled exactly like Italy would. "Frickin' perv." He scowled.

Spain smiled "You always make a good impression of your brother."

Romano nodded "Well it's not hard all I have to do is make my voice higher and brain denser."

Spain shook his head fondly Italy had always had a higher voice than Romano even when they were children. Romano sighed and looked outside the window to see the edge of Europe "Oh we're nearly there!"

Spain smiled "You don't like coming out of Europe si?"

"Not really." Romano blushed.

Spain stroked his leg "Well we're getting there now."

Romano watched the countries go by as he wondered when they were finally going to be in Spain. He yawned and rested his head against the window. Spain drove on until they were finally at Home. "Here we are~"

"Good I'm going back to bed." Romano mumbled climbing out of the car once it had stopped.

Spain smiled and shook his head fondly as he watched Romano walk in the House. He got out the car and followed he slipped slightly on the post in his doorway "Hm?" he picked it up and tore through the envelope surprised at the return stamp which was from The Netherlands. The stamp was second class naturally because it was cheaper.

Romano came out of the kitchen a glass of Tomato juice in his hand "What's that?" he asked.

"The Netherlands is fining me €85,000."

"What?" Romano gasped "Why?"

"€30,000 for the window because it was 16th century French glass…€20,000 for the television because it was a state of the art plasma and €35,000 for harming Belgium's face." Spain looked at Romano sadly "I can't pay that!"

Romano looked horrified "Does he think you even have that kind of money? If you did you wouldn't be in shit now!"

Spain nodded he looked close to tears "Why do people always want money from me?"

Romano pulled him into a hug "And I know Netherlands he won't drop the fine just because you're in shit if anything he will want it even more!" he looked thoughtful "Do you think we can have a loan off Fratello? That bitch gets a fucking wife allowance by that potato bastard he always gets nice clothes every time I see him."

Spain looked even sadder "I'm sorry I wish I could give you nice things too…"

Romano rolled his eyes "I didn't marry you for your money Antonio. I married you because I love you!"

Spain smiled "Si honestly?"

"Yeah and you know me…I don't say my true feelings unless I mean it." Romano looked away his cheeks flushing again. "Fucking idiot…"

Spain smiled and pulled him into a hug "Maybe we can talk to Belgium first si?"

"I suppose." Romano sighed.

Spain kissed his hair "I'm sorry."

"Stop apologising. It's not your fault."

Spain looked saddened "It is…I wish I could buy you nice things and Marcus too."

"Marcus never asks for much." Romano mumbled "And neither do I dammit!" he looked away tears filling his eyes "Why would I? Who do you think I am Toni! I don't give a shit about luxury! All I want is you!"

Spain pulled him into a hug "Roma…"

"Goddammit!" Romano mumbled burying his face in Spain's chest "Stupid…dumb…bastard." He breathed in Spain's scent as the tears finally fell.

Spain felt Romano's shoulders shake "Sweetie? Why are you crying?" He pulled his face out of his chest to look into his eyes.

"Because it hurts me when you think you're not good enough for me! Every time you feel guilty about not giving me the stuff Veni has it hurts! I-I mean it's like you're always in competition with Germany trying to give me the things he gives Veneziano! I don't want those Antonio! I-I want YOU and nothing else! I'm NOT Veni okay?!" he started to cry harder "Why can't you see I like simple stuff! I'm happy with just a frickin' tomato and a siesta! Italy is happy with pasta and sex that's more complex!"

Spain shushed him "I'm sorry sweetie I never thought about how you would feel. You're right I do feel like I'm in competition with Germany because you and Feli are so similar I sometimes forget you're not the same person."

"No! I'm not so stop it dammit!" Romano sniffed. He pulled Spain into a kiss. Spain kissed back, he ran his hands down Romano's body as he kissed him a little harder. Romano blushed but willingly opened his mouth to take in his tongue. Spain pushed in his tongue and played with his making Romano moan and blush.

The doorbell rang but Spain ignored it and kissed Romano harder pulling him against his body. Romano struggled slightly as the doorbell rang again and again. He pulled away panting a string of saliva connecting them still "T-Toni…the door."

"They can wait." Spain murmured pulling him back into a kiss. The doorbell rang and a loud thunderous knock echoed.

"Eberrich!"

"What?! They'll get their asses out now!"

Spain sighed and broke the kiss "What do they want?"

Romano shrugged and walked up to the door "Hello?" He called out as he answered it. Belgium was standing on the doorstep smiling her kitty smile and Netherlands' head was lost in a cloud of grey smoke from his pipe.

Belgium slapped him "Put it out."

Netherlands pulled the pipe out of his mouth while Belgium waved the smoke away "Why?"

"Because! Do you really want their House to be filled with pot smoke? What happens if Marcus comes back? He'll get high!" Belgium scolded.

Netherlands rolled his eyes but tipped the contents of his pipe in the nearest plant pot. "Happy?"

"Yes thank you~" Belgium smiled happily at Romano "So can we come in?"

He nodded and moved out the way, Belgium danced in and looked at Spain "So we're here to talk about that debt."

Spain's face fell "Oh no…h-how long do I have left?"

Netherlands snorted "Not long."

"Shut up." Belgium said poking him "That's not what we are here for!" She turned to Spain "We are here to remove most of it. The €35,000 for my face will be taken off." She tapped her face and Spain winced, on her cheek was a deep cut that had dried up but the skin looked a little red around the cut.

"Oh Belgium…" he reached out a hand "I'm so sorry…" Slowly he touched her cheek and Netherlands grabbed his wrist.

"Don't even think about touching her!" Netherlands hissed.

Belgium sighed "Eberrich! I'm fine."

Netherlands cupped her face and ran his thumb along the cut "I just want him to pay for this…"

Spain nodded "I will I promise…"

Romano placed his hand on Spain's chest and stood up to his full height up to The Netherlands; he still only came up to his chest though. "No he won't! I refuse. He's got enough shit to deal with! And because I'm pregnant he has to support our new kid too!"

Netherlands placed his hand on top of Romano's head and pushed him down into a crouch "Listen squirt he has to pay for what he broke."

Belgium smacked his hand away "Stop being mean Eberrich! He doesn't have to at all!"

Spain rushed off and came back minutes later with a jar "H-here there's almost €200 in this jar! It's all I have. I-I was going to use it for Christmas but h-here."

Netherlands saw the sticker 'Christmas fund' on the jar and shook his head "I can't." he mumbled pushing the jar. "I-I mean you're in this much crap when are you ever going to have another one!"

Belgium smiled at him she knew that he had a heart despite sounding like he didn't give a shit he actually did. She gripped his arm "You are so kind."

Netherlands looked away "Nah I don't really give a shit."

Spain sniffled and looked at Romano who smiled and hugged him "Toni you need to have more faith! We will get through this. We always do. We managed to raise Marcus fine right? We can raise the new kid too!"

Belgium smiled "So cute~"

XxX

Belgium grabbed Romano's hand "Can we come with you when you go to get Marcus from school? I want to see how he's doing!"

Romano nodded shyly after all Belgium and Netherlands were his Godparents. Spain looked nervously at Netherlands who was squinting around the House. Netherlands sat back boredly "You can't tell a kid lives here…it's kinda sad."

Romano looked at him "Wh-what?"

"Well…when you were a kid there was toys and pictures you drew everywhere. There's nothing here!" Netherlands said.

Romano looked down "The truth is Marcus doesn't have many toys and he doesn't seem to mind."

Netherlands nodded "I see…don't you have pictures anywhere?"

Romano nodded "My kitchen is covered in drawings from Marcus and Toni."

Netherlands laughed "Spazzoid is like a big kid."

Belgium looked at him and frowned "Eberrich…be nice."

Spain blushed heavily "I-I draw lots…like tomatoes and things…"

Netherlands rolled his eyes "How did I guess."

"You'd probably draw pot leaves." Romano said snappily.

"And maybe I would." Netherlands shrugged "It's a good shape."

Belgium rolled her eyes "Come Miss Protective let's go get your son."

Romano blushed heavily "Miss Protective?"

"Yupp!" Belgium smiled "It's cute how when Netherlands says anything bad about your little husband you have a hissy fit."

Romano looked away "W-well of course I would…h-he's my husband."

Belgium smiled and stroked his hair "So cute~" she giggled then looked at the clock "Oh we better go get Marcus!"

Romano gasped imagining him sitting there sadly with his satchel trailing on the ground while he waited for his parents. He dashed out to the car dragging Spain along. "Come on!" Belgium giggled "We can take our car and follow-"

"Don't be stupid! I'm not wasting gas and money on a pointless journey to Japan we're going in theirs." Netherlands said grabbing her hand. "Come on then." He pushed her in the back of the car making her giggle.

Romano sighed and looked at Spain who started the car "What's wrong sweetie?"

"I'm worried! Is he okay do you think?"

"Of course he will be." Spain smiled.

Soon enough they arrived at the Academy but what Romano saw was not what he expected. Marcus was giggling and chatting to a pretty boy with light blonde hair and dark blue eyes, an out of place ahoge sprang out of his hair. On his backpack was a Canadian flag on one pocket and the French one on the other. The other person he was talking to was a sliverette with bi coloured eyes. Spain laughed it seemed his little son was forming a friendship much like his own. Gilbertra was like Prussia, Aurelian like France and Marcus like himself.

Romano got out the car and ran up to Marcus "Markey!"

Marcus looked up his eyes shining "Look Mama! I made friends!"

"Oh that's wonderful!" Romano smiled hugging him "I'm so happy!"

Spain smiled "See sweetie I told you it was fine."

"I know." Romano smiled.

Belgium walked up to Marcus "Hello little one." She knelt down next to him "Did you have fun at school?"

Marcus nodded "I have learnt so many stuff today! Did you know that Mr France looked after Mr Canada? And did you know Mr England took him away!"

Belgium giggled she did but she wanted to make Marcus feel smart "No I didn't! Goodness you could be my teacher huh?"

Marcus giggled and nodded.

Romano looked at Spain and smiled he was happy his son was having fun.

AN: Thank you again for your patience the next one will be an USUK Halloween one~

I hope you liked this chapter~

Arigato

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