Ello guys!
This chapter will be very very confusing and not really funny, but i just had to do this, because i couldn't get this stupid code thing outta my head
This chap is the group Thranduil created
Dammit ff.n hates me!
Good news: Just six more school days to go! I want chocolate *tries to wave away the sound of Tasha's voice saying 'Grace needs to eat less chocolate and junk food and more dairy products other than coffee and eat more fruits and veges' it doesn't work and the voice repeats*
Bad news: Psycho class mate has rejoined my class *screams 'We're gonna die! We're all gonna die! I had a good life but now I'm gonna die!' over and over then screams 'We're gonna die the most painful, horrific, gruesome deaths and all because of psycho and his name being mocked! I'm gonna die! OMG I'm gonna die!' over and over again*. I don't have any chocolate to eat *image of Tasha looks happy*, i need comfort food
The final testament of Grace Coffey is as follows
My computer goes to anyone but my brother, my camera goes to whoever wants it, my phone goes to whoever needs it, my dvd's go to people who want them, my clothes can be sold, my bed goes to the needy, in fact just give everything to the needy, but... (but all that follows) my silver ring i want that to be buried with me, it was a gift from Nana and it is real silver i want that to go with me, i want Lord of the Rings and any other Tolkien book i own and want to own to be buried with me to, i wish to be laid to rest anywhere on the old set of the Lord of the Rings movies (Ithilien works for me), or on the set of the hobbit! Yeah the set of the Hobbit, Mirkwood if you don't mind, near the Palace too, any money that was given to me to spend as i wanted goes to my 7 good friends, Tasha, Lissa, Laura, Annie, Bianca, Katie, Heather (together you could prob get one of you's into the movies, unless of course everyone but Heather is killed along side me), I wish as it was gifted for me that my Tapu (sacred) Pounamu (Greenstone/Jade) Manawa (heart) that i will never see is to be buried with me, as it was gifted for me and was meant to be mine, anything else that i loved in life that wasn't living can be buried with me as long as it is something that i couldn't go a day without and that i loved!
Okay that was my will everyone, you are my witnesses!
Now on with the story
Code Language!
Thranduil, Elrond, Ro, Dan, signed into the group convo 'I think Legolas and Estel are planning something, HELP! What does this mean?'
Thranduil: "Hey guys, Legolas messaged me this 'd.a.e.a.i.a.s.a.i.t.b.w.a.s.p.t.s.j.s.c.p.i.r.d.w.t.f.g.f.t.n.t.y.b.y.g.y.i.i.o.p.t.c.i.s.o.i.h.n.b.l.o.r.i.a.h.y.a.h.a.t.a.g.g.e.i.m.m.r.a.b.' Anyone know what it means? He said it was a message!"
Ro: "*snicker* I can't believe that stubborn Princeling"
Dan: "I know! *snickers* and banning us from helping! Pfft!"
Thranduil: "You know what it means?"
Ro: "Bits!"
Dan: "And pieces!"
Thranduil: "Help!"
Ro: "We are only allowed to give you the first 9 answers"
Dan: "After that, the Princeling has ordered that we not answer anything else and that you must work it out on your own, to make you feel better, Estel sent one to father and we aren't allowed to help much with that one either"
Elrond: "Thranduil! I got a much longer one than you, look! 'd.a.g.e.d.r.a.a.e.r.t.t.p.a.i.a.s.a.v.m.s.b.w.h.b.r.n.s.f.t.d.b.m.a.p.g.c.f.h.l.t.f.a.w.s.b.i.d.h.y.c.r.t.s.d.a.r.k.t.a.b.i.f.t.f.t.y.m.t.t.f.n.a.l.f.t.t.w.t.l.m.r.b.' It's scaring me"
Thranduil: "What are the first 9 answers then?"
Ro: "To yours Thranduil it is 'Dear Ada, Estel and I are still alive, if…"
Dan: "Adar yours are 'Dear Adar, Glorfindel, Erestor, Dan, Ro and anyone else…"
Thranduil: "Well I have worked out how they made this!"
Elrond: "It's the first letter of each word!"
Thranduil: "Yup!"
Elrond: "Let's work yours out first!"
Thranduil: "Agreed!"
Elrond: "So far it's 'Dear Adar, Estel and I are still alive, if…' I'm going with tired"
Thranduil: "Than the next word must be 'but' then 'we are'"
Elrond: "Safe? Staying? Still?"
Thranduil: "Oh! 'Dear Adar, Estel and I are still alive, if tired, but we are still planning things, so just step carefully please, because I…' I think that's it"
Elrond: "The next part has to be 'Really don't want to…' but I am stumped for the next words"
Thranduil: "Can we get any other bits? Maybe starting from the back?"
Elrond: "The last word is bye, before that I believe it is 'Estel is making me something again' so before that it must be 'any way gotta(?) Go' I dunno"
Thranduil: "That looks right, then the something is run, okay so now there is just 'f.g.f.t.n.t.y.b.y.g.y.i.i.o.p.t.c.i.s.o.i.h.n.b.l.o.r.i.a.h.y.a.h.a.t.' if we make the sentence end at 'op' the next part could be 'The crown is okay; it has not been lost or ruined in any way, hope you are happy about that' I think"
Elrond: "Yes that looks right, then the part before that has to be 'injured in our prank' I think"
Thranduil: "Oh that little… it's 'Dear Adar, Estel and I are still alive, if tired, but we are still planning things, so just step carefully please, because I really don't want to feel guilty for the next thousand years because you got yourself injured in our prank. The crown is okay; it has not been lost or ruined in anyway, hope you are happy about that, anyway gotta go, Estel is making me run again, bye' that little…*shakes head*"
Ro: "Perfect! You got it all correct!"
Thranduil: "Princeling is gonna get it when I see him next"
Dan: "Okay now work out Ada's"
Elrond: "What were the words again? That code fried my brain!"
Dan: "The words are 'Dear Adar, Glorfindel, Erestor, Dan, Ro and anyone else…'"
Elrond: "I'm guessing 'Anyone else reading this' and if it is something like Legolas's the next words are 'The Princeling and I are still alive, very much so'"
Thranduil: "*sigh* the next words are undoubtedly 'But we have been running non stop for…' and I can't get the rest"
Elrond: "'Three days, because Merry and Pippin got caught/captured, Frodo…"
Thranduil: "'Has left the Fellowship along with Sam, Boromir is dead.' That's all I can get"
Elrond: "'Hope you can read this soon…' dar… *stops and sends evil glare at the twins* 'Dan and Ro know the answers…'"
Ro: "Wanna run now Dan?"
Dan: "Yes Ro! NOW!"
Dan and Ro have left the convo and are now running for their lives
Thranduil: "'But I have forbidden them from telling you more than the first nine answers…' typical"
Elrond: "*sigh* it's easy now 'Legolas has forbidden them too. Will talk later! Must Run! Bye' that boy… *shakes head*"
Thranduil: "I need a Panadol! And I am going to go to bed, and try to regain some brain cells later"
Elrond: "That sounds like a good idea! I am going to go tell Glorfindel to watch the twins and then I shall go find a Panadol and go to sleep"
Thranduil: "Bye!"
Elrond: "Bye!"
Elrond and Thranduil have left the convo
Dan and Ro have signed into the convo
Dan: "Well they figured it out Ro!"
Ro: "And they got it perfectly!"
Dan: "But how…*stops and evil glares someone who isn't there*"
Ro: "Haldir?"
Dan: "Yes! I think Haldir has been teaching them something or other about our secret codes and I… *cuts off as he sees something*"
Ro: "Glorfindel?"
Dan: "Glorfindel!"
Ro: "RUN! *is running away*"
Dan: "*Has joined his twin and is now running away*"
Dan and Ro signed out of the convo
A/N: MWAHAHA lol. My friend (tasha, the one who wants me to eat healthier) made this code today that only used the first letter of every word she want the person to know so 'ilysm' would be 'I love you so much' in English, since then the possibilities have been swimming around in my head, and i can't get rid of them, so anyone wanna figure out what this means? Daisy, Thranduilion, i expect you too try because it is about you ['ddatstitfisdactygbygaaabic'] that part was for Daisy and Thranduilion, the other part you all should be able to try with is 'wgdygwmtwnciagtgwelagiydtm' if you think you got it then enter it in the review and answer the question, i'll answer it all next chap lol 'that's a clue'
Grace: "Thanks for the reviews guys!"
Grace: "MWAHAHAHA!"
Grace: "Gracey-Monkey-Mash is tired, hungry, bored, waiting for Lie to Me to be on, and is out!"
