A.N

Ah~ So late! So late on both Thanksgiving and Halloween but oh well I was doing research okay! That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

Also if America's thanksgiving isn't the way you have it I don't care. My girlfriend said each person celebrates it differently and this was hers basically.

I know it was the Italy Brothers (Hetaloid) who made Trick or treat (original Kagamine Len/Rin) but I can't find anything else! And yes despite it being the Italy bros singing it, this is still an USUK chapter. I tried to find an US/UK or even a North America Bros Hetaloid version…

By the way Sealand looks like this for Halloween static. Zerochan .963342. jpg remove the spaces (if it didn't work just Google "Oliver Vocaloid").

Warning: Swearing, snapped Canada (slightly)

Chapter 23: Trick or treat (Italy Brothers Hetaloid)

America came bounding into the bedroom and pounced on England who was trying to sleep. "America! Get off me you oversized child!"

America grinned "I can't! Halloween!"

"That's in another week!" England snapped.

America nodded "Yupp! Come on let's go and get Halloween stuff!" he bounced on the bed despite being only on his knees. "Come on! Come on!"

England looked at him "Alfred you're like a bloody child."

America grinned "Come on Babe!"

England growled and shoved the covers over his head. "Bugger off."

America whined "Iggy…pleaaaase!" he pulled away the covers and gave him really huge eyes. "Please Babe?"

England glared at him "Fine you bloody wanker! Get off me and we can go and get some Halloween bollocks."

America jumped off "Yay! Kids Mommy is gonna take us shopping!"

Avery and Tobias came running in "Yay!" Tobias yelled leaping onto the bed.

"Hey hey!" England snapped "Tobias get off the bloody bed you're going to break it! I already had your sodding fat arsed Father bouncing on it!"

"I'm not fat…" America pouted.

"Well…no you're not." England looked down "W-well…you aren't fat no…"

America grinned. "Good."

Tobias shuffled up to England and sat on his lap "Mommy! Soon it will be Thanksgiving then Christmas!"

Avery puffed out his cheeks "You forgot the 5th of November! Bonfire Night!"

America nodded "Oh yeah that's pretty cool~"

England rolled his eyes "Okay then let Mummy get dressed then we can go okay."

Tobias nodded and wound his arms around England's neck "I love you Mommy."

"I love you too darling now get out the way." He smiled kissing Tobias on the forehead.

America followed England into the bathroom but he was thrown out shortly after. "Aww what was that for?"

"If you want to go to the store then we can't have Mummy and Daddy time!" he yelled through the door.

America pouted and looked at Avery "Well what shall we buy kids?"

Tobias looked happily at his Father "We have to get some pumpkins! And some really cool decorations!"

America nodded laughing "Yeah that would be really awesome."

Tobias looked at Avery who was looking in America's drawer "Daddy what's this?"

"Hm?" America looked at the tube and blushed heavily "P-put that back in."

"What is it?" Avery asked again he opened it and squirted some on his hand "It smells like strawberries!" He licked it and giggled "It tastes like it too!"

America grabbed it and shoved the cap back on "I-it's nothing you should look at!"

Tobias looked curious "What was it daddy?"

"Nothing." America smiled patting his head "It's something Mommies and daddies use."

"But what for?" Avery asked curiously.

"Hey remember what I said about kids who ask too many questions?" America said tapping Avery's nose "A demon comes and steals them away. Now shush."

Avery giggled and nodded "Okay then." He grabbed Tobias' hand in excitement.

England stepped out of the bathroom "Okay then you lot. I'm ready." He was wearing his usual sweater vest and trousers.

America rolled his eyes as they walked downstairs "Babe at least snazzy yourself up a bit!" He himself was wearing a Captain America t-shirt and low slung jeans with tatty American flag converse.

Tobias was wearing a cute little t-shirt that had Ben 10 on it and cute little jeans with tiny converse. Avery was wearing trousers and a little sweater vest like his Mother, with sensible buckle shoes like Sealand's. Sealand wore trousers this time for the cold and a cute long sleeved shirt, his blue hat had been replaced for a cute little poof ball hat. Latvia was bundled up in a long red sleeved sweater and trousers.

England pouted "I like my clothes as they are thank you!" he grabbed his soft down coat out of the closet and pulled it on. "Peter! Come grab your coat! It's cold outside!"

Sealand came out of the living room holding onto Latvia's hand "Why? Where are we going?"

"Your Father has been pestering me about bloody Halloween so we're getting some stuff." England answered helping the twins into their coats. Tobias was acting very reluctant about putting it on.

America yanked on his bomber jacket and grinned "Okay then let's go!" Tobias too had a little bomber jacket that England had spent ages creating and sewing the same patches as his Father's onto the coat.

Sealand pulled on his coat happily and blushed as Latvia wound a scarf around his neck "Y-you have to keep warm." He stuttered.

Sealand nodded giggling "Thank you Rai~"

England smiled fondly at the sight. Avery wriggled on his coat and ran to the front door "Come on Daddy!" Tobias followed and grabbed his Father's hand dragging him along.

Tobias threw open the door and squealed "Oh look! Look Avy a squirrel!"

Avery squinted "Where…?"

England looked at America who too squinted until he spotted it "Oh yeah! Look Avery by the car."

Avery squinted again still not seeing it "I can't see anything…"

England sighed "Love I think he needs glasses."

Tobias pouted and pointed "Look there!"

Avery started getting frustrated and stamped his little foot "I can't see anything!" The squirrel ran off towards their way making him squeal in shock, it then scampered off up the tree.

Tobias pouted again "You upset the squirrel!"

"I couldn't see it!" Avery argued, he looked at England "I-is there something wrong with me?"

Sealand smiled and lied "I couldn't see it either~ I guess daddy and Tobi are being silly huh?"

Avery nodded giggling.

America looked at England "Dude I think you might be right…shall we get him tested later?"

England nodded "That would be for the best."

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England sighed as he looked around the aisle Latvia and Sealand were right next to him but the twins and America were nowhere to be seen. He sighed and looked at Latvia "Where the bloody hell have they gone?"

He shook his head "I-I'm not sure Mr England! Th-they were right behind us."

Sealand walked off a little in front "They're down here Mummy!" he called out pointing down the next aisle.

England followed him and sighed again "Alfred!"

America was juggling pumpkins much to the twins and surrounding people's amusement "Yeah Babe?"

"What are you doing?"

"Juggling~" America answered smiling a little. He threw the pumpkins and they all landed one by one in the shopping trolley (cart to Americans).

"Honestly." England said huffily.

America grinned "You worry too much." He kissed England's cheek making him blush.

"N-not in front of people." He muttered.

America cupped his face "I love you I don't give a crap what people think. Kissing the man you love in public isn't illegal here is it?"

"W-well…no…" England mumbled.

"Well there you go then." He kissed him on the lips before turning away "Okay then what else do we need?"

England was blushing and stammering behind him and hoping to hide behind Latvia who had grown remarkably since he first came. They now suspected his human age was sixteen. Sealand however was still only twelve.

Sealand looked at the pumpkins curiously "So what are we going to do with them daddy?"

"Carve them of course!" America grinned "It will be so awesome!"

Sealand looked happy "Oh cool! Mummy what shall we carve them into?"

England smiled "Well you all each get one and-"

"So do you Babe! You're not getting out of it this year!" America smirked.

England sighed "Fine. Come on then you lot."

Tobias looked at Avery who was looking squinting up at a sign. "Why are you pulling that face?"

Avery blinked "What face? I'm reading!"

"But why do you look like that?" Tobias asked "Your face was all scrunchy!"

America and England exchanged a look. "Darling you were squinting." England said kneeling down in front of Avery, he gently placed a hand on his head. "Can you not see very well?"

Avery blushed "I-I can!"

"It's quite alright if you can't sweetheart. You might have your father's curse although that comes from playing too many bloody video games at a close range." He glared at America who was gazing at a video game stand with Tobias.

"Dude! Dude! You got this game in NOW? I had it in my country for like ages!" He laughed cheerfully.

England growled "Shut up you twat! I have to wait for you to bloody translate it first and I saw you play it anyway!"

America was still laughing he looked around "Babe how much is…thirty nine ninety nine in dollars?"

"I don't bloody know why?"

"Just wondering Dude…"

England smiled back at Avery deciding to ignore America "And besides love, Peter and I wear glasses when we read so it's fine."

"Really? So I won't…look silly?" Avery mumbled.

"Not at all love." England smiled.

Avery nodded shyly "Okay then."

"Iggy. Iggy…Babe. Iggy." America poked England's back of his head. "Babe. Babe. Iggy. Arthur."

"What?!" England snapped.

"How much is it?"

"Why the bloody hell do you want to know? It's around eighty dollars I think why!" England scowled.

"Just curious." America smiled cutely at him.

"I could cheerfully slap you do you know that." England muttered. He took Avery's hand as he stood up "Okay then let's go pay for these."

"Mommy!" Tobias chirruped "Mommy! I want this!"

England saw the game clutched in Tobias' hand then laughed when he saw the age "No way darling! A) it's nearly Christmas so no extras and B) you have to be 12 to play that so no."

Tobias scowled "But I'm clever at video games Mommy!"

"No! That's not the point! Put it back!" England snapped.

Tobias scowled and threw the game onto the floor; he stormed out of the shop. England sighed "It's your fault America you spoil him."

"Me? Dude what did I do?" America protested.

Avery followed Tobias curiously "Tobi? What is wrong?"

Tobias pouted "Mommy is being mean!"

Avery shook his head "No she's not! Mommy is being Mommy!"

Tobias puffed out his cheeks "Why is she so horrible? She's always yelling!"

"Because you are never good." Avery shrugged "So be good then Mummy won't keep yelling at you."

Avery looked at him and then sighed "Fine…"

America came out and pulled them both in a hug "Hey kids."

"Daddy why is Mummy so mean to me?" Tobias asked.

"He's not. He's just worried he treats me like shit sometimes but I know he loves me. He loves you two too. He's just what your Godfather Japan would call a Tsundere." America shrugged.

"What's a tusduh?" Tobias asked.

"Hey you didn't stutter!" America grinned, Tobias had a habit of stuttering when he tried to pronounce a new word. "Well a Tsundere is a person who is cold and acts like they genuinely are pissed with their love interest but deep down they actually love them. Tsun= cold. Dere= warm~"

"Wow!" Avery gasped his eyes large.

"Well I think tsun and dere meant those if not then meh I don't care." America grinned "And anyway you." He poked Avery's tummy "You're becoming a right little Tsundere yourself huh~"

"What do you mean?" Avery asked curiously.

"You. I've seen how you act with your cousin Aurelian." America grinned.

Avery folded his arms and tossed his head "Don't be silly! He's stupid!" he said huffily.

America laughed Avery really was so much like his Mother it was uncanny.

England came outside with the rest "Hello about time we caught up with you!"

Avery looked up "Daddy says I'm a sun…sun…sundiar…"

"A sundial?" England looked at America a little puzzled.

"Err…well not a sundial no. I said a Tsundere." America laughed.

England rolled his eyes "Don't teach our sons bloody Japanese terms they barely speak English." He held Tobias' hand and scooted Avery along.

America laughed and grabbed the bags that poor Latvia was left with "Okay then let's go!"

England nodded "Well then what are the children going to wear?"

America grinned "Well Sealand's British right?"

"And American so what's your point?" England said giving him a look.

"Well I was thinking he'd look pretty cute as Oliver from Vocaloid right?" America grinned.

"Who?" England asked curiously.

"I'll show you later but he sounds like him and I bet if you get him to sing Sea would sound just like that!" America looked excited by the thought.

England sighed "Fine. And Latvia? What would you-"

"Oh he'll be going as something awesome!" America smiled "Like-"

"W-well…I wanted to stick with my own t-traditions…" He mumbled.

"And those are?" America asked.

"Well…we dress up as animals or-"

"Lame! Come on I want you to be in-"

"Alfred! Think for once! Don't try and Americanise every bloody thing! Latvia is Latvian so he will do his own thing." England snapped.

America pouted "Fine." He grabbed Avery's hand "Now you need your eyes tested kid~"

Avery nodded his cheeks flushed.

XxX

Avery scowled as Tobias giggled "Hehee you need glasses~"

"Shut up!" he whined.

America grinned "Tobi shut up look Daddy wears glasses. So they're super cool! Superman used to wear glasses!"

"Oh? Really?!" Tobias looked amazed "That's cool!"

England slapped Tobias around the back of his head "Go apologise."

"Sorry Avery…" he mumbled rubbing his head.

England smiled and ruffled Tobias' hair "Good boy now come on let's go home and do something with these damn pumpkins."

America happily nuzzled Avery's soft hair "Yes! Pumpkin carving!"

England smiled "And if you keep the fruit then I'll make pumpkin pies and pasties."

America grinned "Awesome. Babe you are the most awesomest wife I have ever known."

England blushed happily "That's not a real word and I'm not your wife yet."

America nodded "I know. So Babe when the hell do I make you mine for good?"

England shyly adjusted Tobias' hood, even though it didn't need it, "I don't know. Soon I hope."

America smiled "Good I really wanna see you in a dress."

England blushed more "Stupid fool." He held Tobias' hand his cheeks bright red.

America smirked at England's blush, Sealand poked his mother "Mummy then what shall me and Raivas be? Are we going to be bridesmaids?"

England smiled "Darling I don't want you in a dress too."

Sealand blinked "But I want to be! I bet I will look really cute!"

England nodded "Well no one's denying that sweetheart."

Sealand looked at Latvia "Are you gonna wear one?"

Latvia trembled and shook his head "N-no!"

Sealand giggled "But why? Oh! Mummy Kuglemugle is coming around today!"

"Who?" America blinked.

Sealand sighed "That pretty boy who looks like Mr Austria and Mr Prussia."

America looked at England with a blank look. England smiled "The young lad with long silver plaits."

"That's a boy?" America said in shock "Jeez I thought you'd finally gotten yourself a girlfriend Sea!"

Sealand pouted "Kuglemugle isn't a girl Daddy! He's a boy and he's not my girlfriend either!"

"Is he your boyfriend?" America grinned "Because if so then he is definitely a bottom. Hey Sea you get to top!"

"Top…? Like…leap frog…?" Sealand looked really confused and you could see his little head trying to figure it out.

"Alfred!" England snapped "Don't say things like that in front of the children!"

"What?!" America laughed "All I'm saying is that Sea will finally top. I mean think about it, if he went with Latty then he will bottom."

England slapped him around the head "America! Behave! We have two five year olds and two young teenagers so keep your mouth shut!"

"Latvia is now sixteen dude!" America pouted rubbing his head "The same age as me when I fuc-"

"OY!" England yelled "Don't you dare end that sentence!"

Latvia held Sealand's elbow to pull him back a little as the others walked ahead he muttered to him "D-do you like Kuglemugle in that way?"

Sealand blinked "What way?" he asked innocently.

"L-like a boyfriend." Latvia mumbled looking at the floor.

"No silly." Sealand giggled "He's only a friend from my class. It's me, him, Ladonia and Wy. You have Seborga in yours right?"

Latvia nodded "Y-yeah."

Sealand giggled "He keeps flirting with Wy."

"I-I know he keeps asking me about her…and you." Latvia felt a small twang of jealousy shoot threw him.

Sealand blinked "Why me?"

"Because you're…cute I guess." Latvia mumbled.

"You think I'm cute?" Sealand blushed in happiness.

Latvia nodded blushing as well "I-I do."

Sealand giggled happily and skipped off in front. Latvia blushed and held a hand to his hot cheeks, he didn't know why but he really liked Sealand and if anyone tried to take him away from him…well he would fight. Fight to the death. He would even kill Russia if he went near him. Smiling he followed the happy pre-teen back to his parents.

XxX

America grinned "Hey Babe look! Look!"

England looked up from his book and smiled, America was wearing a Captain America outfit and the twins were dressed as two lambs. England stood up "Don't you two look lovely~"

Tobias grinned "I'm a zombie sheep!" he grabbed Avery's hand and tried to bite him.

Avery pulled his hand away scowling "Stop it!"

England smiled and scooped up Avery "You look so adorable~" he cuddled him and then pulled Tobias into the hug.

Tobias whined and tried to wriggle out of the hug "Mommy! I'm a big boy I don't need hugs!"

England smiled "You two will always be my babies and babies need hugs from their Mummies."

Tobias pouted looking very much like his Father when he couldn't get his own way "Mommy!"

England smiled "My adorable little lambs~"

"Zombie sheep!" Tobias said folding his arms.

"Yes yes of course." England smiled. He looked up at America "How did I know you were going as Captain America." He said rolling his eyes.

"Whaaaat?!" America grinned. He waved his hand in a vague direction "Look at Sea. Hey Sea!"

Sealand came downstairs, his hair was spiked in every direction. He had a bandage over one eye and across his knee. He wore black shorts with a gold ring around the bottom, he was in a long sleeved blue robed affair and a sailor's hat perched on his head. "Presenting the adorable Oliver~" America grinned.

Sealand twirled happily "Mummy! Do I look good?"

"You look so cute darling!" England smiled.

Latvia smiled as he followed he was dressed as a cute bear "Okay then we're r-ready."

"You should have been a bird you know…" America pouted "Oliver is always seen with a bird. Now that he's with a bear you look more like Mathew Sea."

Sealand giggled "No I don't~"

America grinned "You should sing~"

Sealand blushed and looked away "I don't wanna…"

England smiled "Leave him alone Alfred. Okay then you two get your bags and your daddy can take you-"

"Babe! What? You're not coming with us? B-but I have an amazing outfit for you!"

England scowled "Last year you had me dress up as a corpse bride! So no!"

America's eyes went super huge and swam with tears "I-it's not a girl's outfit this time! I-I wanted you to be another avenger l-like me!"

England groaned "Fine!"

America grinned "Awesome! Hold on!" he grabbed England's hand and ran upstairs with him. "I'll think you'll like it! You'll look kinda like Wesker from Resident Evil!"

"Wesker? Resident-Gah!" England got yanked upstairs by America who looked really excited.

"Trust me in this outfit you will be hot!" America grinned.

England stared at him suspiciously "And if it's a female outfit I will kill you."

"It's not! Trust me!" America smirked "You're going as Hawkeye from the Avengers!"

England rolled his eyes but he looked at the outfit and saw indeed it was a male's outfit. Thankfully. He walked into the bathroom and slipped it on. He looked in the mirror turning this way and that. He was wearing a long all in one outfit that was a deep purple in colour, the trouser legs tucked into heavy boots. He had satchels adorning his legs and a belt around his waist. He pulled on the gloves and sighed he really didn't look manly at all. Unlike America who had a muscled body and filled his in nicely he had a slender body so he looked like some weird dominatrix. He scowled heavily putting on the shades and scraping back his hair hoping to regain some manliness to his outfit. "Okay done and if you laugh I will kill you."

America shook his head "I won't laugh!"

England walked out and folded his arms "Not. ONE. Word." He spat.

America grinned "Babe…you look frickin' hot!"

England blushed and stormed past him "Idiot!" he walked downstairs "Okay then children let's go."

"Mommy you look so cool!" Tobias said happily "You look like an awesome superhero!"

England blushed "You should know. Now come on." He smiled and looked at America who grinned.

Sealand looked happy "Come on! Candy time!" he grabbed Latvia's hand and pulled him out of the house.

"W-wait Peter y-you only have one eye that can see! You're sight is hindered!"

Sure enough there was the sound of Sealand smacking straight into a lamp post "Owch!"

"I warned you…" Latvia sighed.

England smiled and took Tobias' hand who pouted "Mommy! I'm a big boy! Stop it!" he wriggled his hand free and ran off after Sealand.

England looked a little saddened and he looked down at his hand. Avery tugged on his other hand "I'll hold your hand Mummy!"

England smiled "Okay then~" he held Avery's hand happily.

America grinned "Babe can Canada come round for Thanksgiving?"

"We don't celebrate it here." England said a little confused.

"I know! I'm taking you all to my Home for Thanksgiving! It will be so cool! We can eat and eat and eat some more!" America grinned.

"I can guarantee your body won't be thanking you then. Or your toilet." England said raising an eyebrow.

"Babe!" America blushed "That's gross!"

England rolled his eyes "Fine whatever."

America grinned "Yay! I love Thanksgiving! It's a chance to pig out!"

"Like you do every day?" England smirked.

America pouted "I don't pig out every day! I'm a big country I need a lot of food!"

England shook his head "And I suppose I'm cooking the food."

America smirked "Babe I wouldn't let you loose in a kitchen."

England scowled and stormed off yanking poor Avery along. "Babe! Babe I was joking! Come back!" America ran after him.

England just stormed on ahead "Come on Avery ignore your Father! He's a pain in the arse."

"Baaabe!" America whined following him "I said sorry!" he rushed on after him and grabbed him around the waist nearly knocking him over "Babe please!"

Two young girls watched and giggled they hurriedly muttered to each other. England scowled at him "Now you have made the pairing Hawkeye x Captain America canon…"

America grinned "How do you know all about that?"

"Because unfortunately I listen to you and Japan talking bollocks!" England said huffily.

America spun England around to face him "Then let's give them a show~"

"Wh-what?! No!" England struggled against him his hair mussing up "A-Amer-"

America pressed his lips roughly to England's whose eyes widened in shock. The two girls giggled as "Captain America" pressed "Hawkeye" up the wall. England supressed a moan and weakly fought against America. America broke the kiss to mutter "I want to do so much." before shoving his tongue in England's mouth.

England kicked America off him making him slide across the floor on his arse "You idiot!" he screeched.

"Dude! What the fuck?!" America yelled standing up "My ass man!"

England grabbed Avery's hand and stormed off. America followed his face bright red with anger.

XxX

Sealand and Latvia happily poured their candy on the floor in the living room; they didn't sense the horrible cold mood due to their excitement, the whole family were now happily in their normal clothes. England was doing his best to ignore America who was shooting him nasty looks. Avery giggled happily as he and Tobias swapped candy that one liked and the other didn't. America stood up and stormed off upstairs unable to take England's attitude anymore. England sat back in the chair crossing one leg over the other. He angrily folded his arms. Sealand giggled "I love all these sweeties! We got so much!"

"Don't eat too many before your dinner." England muttered "Even though I'm not cooking it."

"Then…who's cooking it Mummy?" Sealand asked.

"Your Father!" England snapped. He stood up "Well I better go tell him." He stormed upstairs "You're cooking dinner."

America glared at him "Why the hell do I have to cook?"

"Because my cooking is so terrible!" England spat angrily.

"I was joking you ass!" America snapped. He stood up "You always do this! Learn to take a fucking joke!"

England folded his arms "You always call me names and humiliate me!"

"Well if I'm so fucking humiliating then maybe we should call off the fucking wedding!" America yelled he marched up to England and seized his hand.

"Wh-what are you doing?" England gasped.

America ripped off the ring and threw it across the bedroom where it hit the wall and bounced across the carpet. "There you go! Case solved!" he shouted "And besides why the fucking hell did you have to laden me with baggage! Because now I can't fucking leave you because we have kids!"

"Wh-what?" England's eyes filled with tears but he shook his head "N-no one's stopping you! Leave then! You're nothing but an ungrateful bastard anyway!"

"Ungrateful? Me? Oh I'm sorry I forgot I'm supposed to be so grateful that I have a snappy fucking man for a boyfriend who does nothing but cares for himself and expects the whole fucking world to worship him!" America said sarcastically.

"You stupid twat! And who are you to judge?! Mr so called fucking Hero!" England pushed America back a little "You're not anything but a coward!"

America slapped England harshly across the face knocking him on his arse. England held his stinging cheek and looked up with shocked eyes "Y-you…hit me…"

America was breathing heavily "I-I'll fucking do it again if you call me a coward."

England felt blood run down the corner of his mouth "Y-you made me bleed…"

America fell to his knees and buried his face in his hands, he started sobbing "I-I'm sorry Babe!"

England blinked his jaw stung painfully but he couldn't take the sound of America's crying "Love it's okay…"

"No it's not okay!" America yelled throwing his glasses across the floor "It fucking isn't! I hit you!"

England nodded "And I've slapped you a few times too…"

America sobbed harder "Please don't leave me! Please!"

England smiled wryly "I can't…this is my House."

America cried harder "Y-you know what I mean!"

England crawled up to him and pulled him to his chest "I know love I know."

America buried his face in his chest "Y-you always do this! Why d-do you forgive me so easily?"

"Because I love you silly." England smiled.

America sniffled "O-oh."

England sighed and cupped America's face "Come on love dry your tears."

America wiped his eyes with his sleeve "I-Iggy…I-I love you! Let me make it up to you!"

"Oh? Like what?" England asked tilting his head.

"W-well…I-I…kinda wanna…Don't laugh okay?!" America said his cheeks flushing.

"I won't." England smiled "What do you want?"

"I-I wanna…give you my virginity…" He mumbled.

"But…you already did that." England said confused.

"No! I-I mean….my you know…" He blushed heavily.

England raised an eyebrow "I see. You want me to top. Why is it so easy for you to talk about my arse but when it's your own you turn into a lovable female."

"I'm not a female!" America blushed "I'm trying to be romantic here!" England laughed which made America pout "You promised!" he whined.

"Oh love~ You should have been a bottom years ago~ you're just too cute!" he pinched America's cheek which made him groan.

"Come on Iggy stop it!" America complained as he pushed his hand away.

England smiled "Sorry love~" he stroked America's cheek "Come on then I better top you for once hm~"

"Y-you topped me when you had to be France's best man." America blushed, England's face looked…hungry like he was something he had been lusting for.

"Yes love but even though I was more domineering you were always inside me. But now…now I get to take you again." England made a small growl which made America shiver. He had a horrible feeling he was going to regret this.

"W-wait!" America yelped as England pushed him back.

"Hm?" England blinked.

"W-wait c-can we do it on the bed? A-and…please Iggy…d-don't hurt me." He whimpered his cheeks flushing deeply.

England smiled "Love I will never hurt you~ come on then get on the bed."

America climbed onto the bed blushing "Dammit I can't believe you're actually going to do it!"

"Isn't this what you wanted love?" England smiled. He unbuttoned America's pants and slid them down slowly "My…not even hard yet…are you that worried?" he kissed America's soft bulge making him blush.

"Y-yeah I'm worried! It's gonna hurt like fuck!" America whined.

"Shush love I will be gentle." England smiled he ran his fingers lightly over his underwear "You are…clean down here right?"

"What pervert asks that kind of question?!" America yelped.

England smiled "Shush love it was just a question." He grinned and pulled off America's underwear then straddled him. America blushed as he felt England work his talented hips on him by rubbing his rear on his crotch to bring him up.

"I-Iggy!" he bit his lip as England slid up his t-shirt and sucked on his nipple. America arched his back his legs falling open "A-ah! No!"

England ignored him and continued, he raised his hips so that America couldn't enjoy the friction anymore. "I'm going to get undressed." He murmured as he wriggled out of his clothes.

America panted softly "Th-then pull my t-shirt off!"

England smiled and did so. He smirked and cupped America's face "You really are so cute~" he pressed his lips to his making him moan softly. America mumbled in the kiss which sounded like "Not cute" but England ignored it and kissed him a little harder. America opened his mouth a little shyly and the Elder took advantage of it pushing his tongue deep inside.

"Ah~" America panted as England's tongue dominated his and his fingers trailed down to tease a pink bud "Nngh…"

England separated slowly from the kiss leaving a trail of saliva connecting their mouths "Look at you~" he purred.

America blushed harder "S-stop it!"

"See it's alright for you to tease me~" England smirked. He moved down America's body, he licked a long wet strip up America's stomach making his body convulse.

"I-Iggy…please…"

England smirked and pushed America's legs open wider as he dipped his head in between them, he licked his member before sliding down to his entrance. "No!" America yelped he shoved his hands on England's head and pushed him back "Please! Stop!"

England knocked his hands away and licked lightly "You do it to me."

"No! Please! I-it's dirty!" America teared up as he tried to push him back again "Please Iggy no!"

England looked up smirking "It's not dirty you said yourself it's clean right?"

America nodded blushing "Y-yeah but I-I didn't think you'd do this!"

"Sh~ You do it to me and I don't complain." England smiled and licked again, deciding to push the boundaries a little he probed his entrance with his tongue before finally pushing in.

"Ah!" America cried out "Please no!"

England ignored him again and moved his tongue slowly; America's whimpers eased into moans "I-it feels…kinda weird." He muttered.

England raised his head and opening his mouth he went to push his finger in when America grabbed his wrist "N-no! Please…u-use the lube."

"But you have used your spit for me before." England said puzzled.

"Y-yeah but that wasn't y-your first time! Please!" America begged.

England smiled "Very well darling. You know you really should be this cute more often."

America blushed and looked away "Bastard…"

England smiled "Oh shush~" he reached over for the lube and pulled it out "It's strawberry~" he uncapped it and squirted some on his fingers, he gently wiped it on America's lower lip.

America took in his fingers his cheeks flushing, he used his tongue to obscenely lick all the lube off. England watched him his cheeks darkening slightly America smirked "Oh so I can still make you blush like a sexy uke~"

England looked away "Idiot! This is my time to shine! Don't ruin it!" he yanked his fingers away and lubed them up again. He forced in a finger making America arch up crying out loudly.

"A-ah no! Gently!" he whimpered. He looked up into England's face and a cold shiver ran down his spine, he was giving him that hungry look again. He remembered so well when he was a kid and he saw that look on his face whenever Spain came along. "P-Please! England stop it!"

England's face fell into confusion "Hm?"

"You're scaring me!" he whimpered.

"Oh love I'm sorry." England smiled "How?"

"Th-the look! Stop looking like that!" America's eyes teared up again.

England kissed him gently "I'm sorry love I guess I get carried away huh?"

"Yes you do!" America blushed "N-now just…you know…"

"Oh yes~" England smiled and moved his finger in deeper.

"I-it feels weird." America mumbled.

"But you like it though~ look how wet you are. You're dripping pre-come all over your nice clean tummy."

America flushed deeper "D-don't say that! You make me sound like a naughty kid about Tobias' age!"

England laughed and slowly pushed in a second "But it's true, Love."

America shivered again but this time with slight pain "A-ah it hurts!"

"Sweetheart how do you think I felt when you were entering me. You're far bigger and I coped. So you will have to as well. You wanted this." England said soothingly.

"I-I know." America whined.

England smiled "Bear with it. I promise you it will feel good."

"I-it will?" America looked at him pleadingly.

"Yes it will." England slowly moved his fingers around, America bit his lip whining. England couldn't resist but to take in all of America's expressions he was truly letting go, his hands were by his head but he was clutching the pillow, drool ran down his chin and tears glazed his eyes. England wondered if he looked like that and if so he understood why America was always demanding sex, the younger looked so beautiful. And the best part was England wasn't even inside him yet. His member ached though to be.

America saw his face, England's lips were parted and his eyes were full of longing as they searched his face "I-I think I'm ready…"

England nodded "Are you sure?"

America nodded "Please…i-I want to do this."

England nodded and removed his fingers. He smiled "Darling your nipples are hard."

America covered them blushing "S-stop saying stuff like that!"

England laughed and lubed himself up "You worry too much~" he slowly pushed himself in.

America cried out his hands gripping the covers "Ahhh it's too much! Ah! I-it's too big!"

England grinned "Thank you darling and I'm not even all the way in."

"I-I don't want you to be! No no!" America thrashed a little but England still pushed himself in deeply making America cry out loudly. "It hurts!"

England wound his arms around him gently "Shh love it'll be okay. I'll let you adjust."

America sobbed a little as his virgin entrance stung "I-it hurts…"

"It'll be okay give it time and it will feel wonderful." England smiled. He sat up again and moved slowly.

America whimpered as he looked up into England's eyes "A-Arthur." He held his hands out blushing.

England smiled and laced his fingers with his "That's it." He whispered encouragingly. He knew America loved to hold hands during sex. America cried out as England moved in deeper.

"N-no! A-ah please!" America moaned as the hardness inside him inched closer to his special spot. "N-no!"

England hit his spot dead on and America cried out his hands gripping England's so tightly he bruised them. England smiled "You came so early love…and I'm not even close yet."

"I-it wasn't my fault! Y-you hit that…spot inside!" America blushed.

"Ah I see you mean this one~" England smirked as he thrusted deeply into that spot again making America cry out again and again.

America's hair stuck to his forehead with sweat, his whole body was glistening with sweat and semen and England swore he had never seen a more sexier sight. He thrusted harder and harder listening to the younger's moans, he let go off his hands and lifted his legs onto his arms to thrust in deeper. "N-no I won't last again!"

England came roughly and America cried out coming again despite only being half hard. England pulled out panting, he fell back against the pillows. "O-oh God…"

America whined softly "I-I can feel you inside…it's hot."

England smiled "Thank you love. Come here cuddle up to me like when you were a child~"

"That sounds sick in so many ways." America mumbled but he cuddled up to him anyway. He rested his head on his chest and curled up happily on his body "I-I love you."

"I love you too." England smiled.

"Babe…my hips hurt." America mumbled closing his eyes.

"Yes they will do. If you think they hurt now wait until tomorrow." England laughed.

"Bastard." America frowned. "A-are we still gonna get married?"

"Yes of course love." England smiled.

America smiled his eyes still closed "Good because I want to see you in that dress."

"The way you acted just now I think it should be you in the dress." England grinned.

"Haha very funny." America pouted "Meanie."

England played with his hair "Shush and go to sleep."

America fell asleep surprisingly quickly to the sound of his fiancé's heartbeat.

XxX

America woke up to light streaming through the curtains he whined and rolled over. "Hello love." Looking up he saw England wearing his oversized green pyjamas and his reading glasses, a book was open in his lap.

"Ugh." America grunted before face planting into his pillow "What time is it?"

"7am." England smiled "You slept all through dinner yesterday and all through the night."

America looked up scowling "My ass hurts."

England grinned "Good."

America pouted "You're so mean!"

England laughed "How so? When you fuck me so I can't walk as you put it I don't complain."

"That's a lie and you know it." America said huffily "My ass shouldn't hurt! And my hips are aching like crazy!"

England grinned and returned to his book. "Never mind love."

America whined and started doing strange rolling things from one side of his tummy to the next which greatly amused the Brit. "Love…what ARE you doing?"

America groaned "I'm trying to ease the pain."

"And is it working?" England asked raising an eyebrow.

"A little surprisingly." America answered with an innocent look.

England shook his head "Well if you think I'm going to look like a beached whale every time I have sex with you then you have another thought coming."

America stopped and looked up at him frowning "I don't look like a beached whale! Are you calling me fat?"

England laughed "I meant you're doing a bloody good impression of one doing that."

America rolled over onto his back and looked down at his tummy "Babe…what happens if I get pregnant?"

"Well then we get another baby why?" England said turning his page lazily.

America shrugged "It's just…I can still feel you in there."

England continued reading his book and froze as he heard America grunting and making odd noises, looking over his book at him he frowned "Love what the bloody hell are you doing now?"

America looked up at him cutely "Look!" he pulled his hand up to show semen that was a light pink. "Babe…your jizz has never been pink before…"

England blinked "Oh that's because it's been mixed with your blood." He stated simply.

"B-blood?! I bled?!" America gasped out.

"Yes love. It was your first time after all so naturally you were going to bleed a little but it's-"

"I bled! Oh nooo I'm never gonna heal! I'm gonna die of an infection!"

"Alfred!" England snapped "You won't die! I've never heard of anyone dying of an infected arse anyway."

"D-don't say it like that!" America protested.

England rolled his eyes "Bloody hell you're dramatic."

America blushed "D-did you bleed?"

"Seeing as how my first time was rape yes." England said raising an eyebrow "But I know what you mean. It's natural love. I can guarantee you that Canada bled too."

"Oh…" America smiled "Well that's good right?"

"Yes." England smiled "Now go clean up you stink of stale sex."

"I don't stink!" America pouted, he sniffed himself "Well…actually you might be right." He stood up and cried out "Owww!" he gripped his lower back "It hurts!"

"Oh stop being a baby." England smiled.

America limped over to the bathroom "My ass hurts! And my back! And my hips!"

"Love stop complaining and go shower." England laughed.

"I'm on the toilet getting out your crap!" America called back "Ugh it's horrible! I-it's like I have the diarrhoea!"

"Lovely." England smiled turning a page over again. Now America finally knew what he had to go through.

Eventually America had finished complaining (which he had done all throughout his shower) to actually get dressed. England smiled "Done?"

"Yeah." He pulled on his underwear and some baggy jeans, he yanked on a vest and hoodie "Okay I'm done."

England smiled "You look like my strong man again~"

America blushed a little "H-huh? What do you mean?"

"Well last night you were so cute and unmanly~" England grinned standing up. He wriggled out of his pyjamas and pulled on some clothes his usual sweater vest and trousers.

"O-oh well…yeah." He watched him and cleared his throat "Babe…I err…I'll be more gentle with you."

"Hm? Oh there's no need I like it rough." England smiled pulling one of America's loose hairs off his sweater "Come on now."

America tilted his head "Where are we going?"

"To wake up the children silly." England smiled. "Come on." He walked out of the bedroom. America followed his back and hips twinging every time he walked.

America whined and opened the door "Hey Kids it-aww~" he smiled at the cute sight in front of him. Tobias and Avery were curled up together both drooling cutely "Iggy look~"

England popped his head in and smiled "Oh how precious~ Take a picture." He whispered.

America crept into his bedroom to get the camera and took a picture of the two small brothers. "They're so cute. Hey babe?"

"Hm?"

"You know…if you were the same age as me when you founded me…would we sleep together like that?" America asked smiling fondly.

"Yes love. I think we would." England cupped America's face and kissed him.

Sealand opened his door sleepily trailing his Wingull by the wing "Mummy…" he mumbled rubbing his eye with his long sleeve of his pyjamas.

England took another picture and clasped the camera to his chest "I now have my three babies looking so cute~"

America laughed and scooped up Sealand "Hey kiddo what are you doing out here looking so frickin' cute?"

Sealand giggled sleepily "Mummy is it a school day?"

"No darling it's half term. Your daddy is taking us back to his Home land. Won't that be fun?" England smiled.

"Huh? Really? Oh cool!" Sealand smiled. His tummy let off a loud grumble and America's answered back.

"Ugh…I hear ya kid. I didn't have any dinner." He groaned.

Sealand smiled "Mummy said you were tired from trick or treating."

"Yeah 'course." America gave England a dark look who answered it with innocence. America scowled "Don't look like that!"

"Hm? Like what love?" England asked tilting his head.

Sealand giggled and wriggled in excitement "Okay then Daddy when are we gonna leave?"

"Hm? Oh we're gonna leave like sometime this week hopefully." America answered.

England smiled "Okay then I'll go get the children up." He walked into the twins' bedroom to wake them up. The first word Tobias said was "Candy." England laughed "No darling you are not eating Candy for breakfast. You'll rot your teeth."

Tobias giggled and rolled over on top of Avery who whined "Heavy…" he wrinkled up his little nose and tried to push Tobias off him.

England picked up Tobias smiling "Darling you were crushing your Brother."

Tobias giggled "He's fine."

"You fat git." Avery scowled sitting up.

England laughed and cuddled Tobias "Okay you two off you go to go brush your teeth and wash your face and hands."

Avery ran off happily to go brush his teeth.

Knight purred happily as she pushed her kittens through the cat flap, Hero was mewing happily behind her. The kittens looked like their parents; the Eldest who was called Eevee by Sealand was a cute kitten that looked exactly like Knight except it had a brown ruff like Hero's and where the fur was white on Knight it was gold on Eevee. The middle kitten looked exactly like Knight except it had markings around its eyes like glasses just like Hero. That kitten was called Shakespeare. The youngest and the most hyperactive of the three was called Justice which looked just like Hero. Hero licked Knight's bottom making her hiss at him, she swatted at him with a paw and strode in the cat flap angrily. Hero mewled in happiness and trotted in after her. He scurried past the Mother and kittens to see his Master playing on a video game looking a little bored. "Damn Germany at least make it a little more exciting…" he nearly leapt off his chair "Fuck man! Who puts a frickin' creature in like that?!"

Hero rubbed himself up him purring happily. "Oh hey there Hero. Where's your Lady friend huh?"

Knight trotted in a few seconds later with the three kittens trailing her. Eevee mewled and scratched America's leg wanting to get up. "Man you kittens are a pain you know that?" he scooped up Eevee and plopped him in his lap. Eevee rubbed himself up his stomach then fell asleep.

Tobias ran downstairs accidentally kicking Knight who hissed at him "I'm sorry Knight." He said reaching out to pet her. She hissed again and scratched him making him bleed. Tobias looked up with huge sad eyes then started to cry.

"Dammit cat! What is wrong with you? He's a kid!" America picked him up and sighed "Did that naughty cat scratch you?"

"Y-yeah!" Tobias sniffled "B-but why?"

"I dunno." America shrugged.

"I said sorry!" Tobias wailed.

"I know I know." America sighed. "Okay want Mommy to clean it up and kiss it better?"

Tobias nodded "Yeah."

"Okay then go to mommy." America smiled putting him down then yelling "Babe come here."

England walked downstairs curiously "Yes love?"

"Can you check Tobi's hand? Knight scratched him."

"Knight?" England looked at the cat who looked at him back. "Why did she do that?"

"I dunno I think Tobi banged into her or something." America shrugged.

England sighed "Did you say sorry Tobias?"

"Yes Mommy!" Tobias nodded.

"Okay then." He knelt down and petted Knight between her ears "Did you hear that? He said sorry so now you say sorry for hurting him."

Knight rubbed up Tobias an apologetic look on her face. Tobias giggled and petted her.

"Come on then let's go fix up your hand." England smiled walking into the kitchen where he kept the medical supplies. Tobias followed him Justice trotting happily after them.

America shook his head "That kitten follows him everywhere I swear…"

England sat Tobias down "Okay hold on love." He dabbed some antiseptic cream onto his hand making him whine "Shhh I know love." He gently smeared it in and placed a plaster (band aid) on top of it. "There we go." He smiled and kissed it gently "Off you go and play and leave Knight alone. She's moody right now because she's in season and Hero won't leave her alone."

Tobias tilted his head "Season…? Like Winter?"

England laughed "Yes love now go and play."

Tobias nodded "Okay!" he ran up to Knight who lifted her head from where she lay in her basket "I'm sorry Knight. Mommy told me you were in Season and that means you're in Winter right? And Hero wants to get warm so he won't leave you alone."

Knight tilted her head and purred. She licked Tobias' hand in answer then resumed to licking Shakespeare who was playing with her tail.

XxX

Tobias climbed up into the empty President's chair while England was taking Avery to the bathroom. "I am the President!" he yelled happily, his nose and eyes could only be seen over the large antique desk.

America saluted "What are your orders Mr President?"

"Every day should be Christmas! And Hamburgers and ice cream to be the only food to be eaten in…in this…c-country. No! The world!" Tobias demanded giggling.

"Will do Mr President!" America said, he still had a serious look on his face.

"Sorry to intrude Mr President but I need to talk to Mr America here." Said an amused voice.

America turned around to see his Boss "Hey sorry he likes to play pretend."

America's Boss smiled "We were all like that as children America it's fine."

America nodded "Come here Tobi."

"Nope! I'm the President." Tobias giggled.

America grinned "You better hurry, your mom will be here soon."

"Mummy is no fun! She always yells at me!" Tobias pouted.

"She?" The President blinked.

America explained again "They don't seem to grasp that their mom can be called 'he' too because of stories and shit showing a man and woman as mom and dad." The President opened his mouth but America answered before he got the chance to ask "Yeah they know he's a man."

England came back in complaining to Sealand "Look Peter why must you insist upon that? You can't come to World meetings because you're not a country!"

Sealand pouted "I am too! You don't own me now Mummy!"

England scowled looking angry "Listen to me! I am your Mother and that gives me the right to-"

"Shut up!" Sealand yelled "Mummy why do you do this? I am not your baby anymore I am a growing country so let me grow up! It's probably your fault why I won't age anymore!"

"That is preposterous!" England snapped.

"No! I grew up fast with Mama Finland and Papa Sweden but now you baby me and I haven't grown an inch." Sealand said folding his arms.

"Babe." America called out "Do you want another Independence War? But with Peter? Let him grow! You babied me too much too dude."

"F-fine…do what you like…" England mumbled.

"Crap." America sighed he knew he'd said the wrong thing. He thought England would smile and laugh but no…it was obviously still raw. Even now he would hide in bed on July 4th and refuse to get up.

Sealand sighed "Mummy I won't do that."

England nodded and grabbed Avery in a tight hug, he buried his face in his hair. America knew he was crying and sighed "Well anyway Boss we came back for Thanksgiving."

The President nodded "Yes I thought you had, you usually do."

"I-I like food okay!" America blushed "So we're gonna go derp in my House then imma gonna go call my bro." he grabbed Tobias' hand and walked over to England "Come on Babe."

England looked up at him "You butchered my language…" he mumbled.

America grinned and pulled Avery out of his arms then threw his fiancé over his shoulder "Later Boss!"

They were now back at the House, Sealand and Latvia were in their room and the twins were running around playing. America picked up the phone as he watched the twins shoot out of the living room. Tobias yelled "Ner-uh! You should be dead!"

Avery shook his head "No! You never touched me with the gun! It doesn't count!"

America grinned and dialled Canada's number "H-hello? This is C-Can-"

"Yeah Bro! It's me!" America interrupted. "Listen dude I gotta know are you coming over for Thanksgiving?" he looked over at England who was sitting on the couch looking miserable.

"I had Thanksgiving." Canada sighed.

"No way! When?" America blinked looking at his calendar.

"Honestly do you even care about other Holidays but your own?" Canada scowled "Mine was in October and we thank the Harvest not make a mockery of the Natives you raped and killed for land."

America laughed "Dude that was Britain's people!"

Canada rolled his eyes "Does it matter?"

"Nope also I care about Japan's Holidays! Like the Cherry Blossoms viewing, the awesome Festivals and the Spring and Winter White Day Festivals! Also Germany's October Fest is pretty cool!"

"It's pronounced Oktoberfest and okay why do all those things all include food?" Canada sighed.

"Because food is awesome! So ya coming?" America grinned.

"Yes okay." Canada nodded he watched France and Aurelian play together.

America smiled "Okay so why didn't you invite us to your Thanksgiving?"

"I don't think I have the stomach to watch you gorge yourself over again in such a short period of time." Canada answered.

America laughed "Man that's harsh!"

Canada smiled "So we will see you soon."

America nodded "Yupp! Get here soon Bro, I missed you."

"Oh like you know I exist half the time anyway." Canada muttered "Anyway see you later." He hung up and America shook his head smiling, he was always amazed at how his Brother was polite and shy towards other people but to his own Brother he was just like him.

He walked into the living room and sat next to England "Hey Babe."

England looked up sadly "Will he do that?"

"Do what?" America blinked in confusion "Wait who?"

"Peter! Will he fight for his independence if I…keep babying him?" England sighed.

"I don't think so Babe." America smiled "Anyway Mattie will be around for Thanksgiving!" he pulled England on to his lap "So cheer up Babe you get to watch Aurelian get beat up by the twins!"

England smiled slightly.

XxX

America played on his video games while keeping an eye on the kids, Sealand was lying on his tummy with Latvia doing their Homework and the twins were playing with Aurelian who was chattering happily in French to them much to their amusement. France and England were arguing while the Elder was cutting his hair and Canada was reading a book. "Daddy?" Sealand chirruped.

"Mm?" America mumbled as his concentration became fully on his game. "Hurry up kiddo I'm playing COD with Prussia."

"How do you spell Automobile?" Sealand asked.

"C-A-R." America answered "Yo Prush pick up that guys gun!" he called out into the headset.

Canada tutted and told Sealand the proper way to spell it. Sealand wrote it down. America swore loudly and England scolded from the kitchen "Oy! Stop swearing Alfred!"

"Sorry." America called back he sighed "Yo Prush have you got my back?"

Prussia answered back "Duh of course I have! I mean now that I'm fucking preggers what else am I supposed to do?!"

America laughed "Should we send a pregnant man to war?"

"Yes! Pregnant men and women are evil! Trust me if Germany was pregnant in the second world war you'd all be Nazis by now!" Prussia scoffed. He took out a guy and cackled. "Yes!"

America shook his head amused he helped Prussia to infiltrate a base and grinned as he saw Prussia's character run past him "At least you can move in the game."

Prussia snorted "There was a time I could run that fast too…now with trouble here I can't do anything!"

America laughed "Yeah I bet. I mean when Iggy was-huh? "

Aurelian started crying and America looked around, Canada leapt to his feet "Aurelian!" He picked up Aurelian who cried super hard there was a small bloodied bite mark on his arm. "A-Aurelian?!"

"T-T-Tobias bit meeee!" he sobbed.

Canada looked at the child "Why did you do that for?!"

France and England came running in "What happened?"

Canada scowled "That spoilt little bastard bit our baby!"

England blinked "What?"

America stood up "Whoa dude wait I'm sure Tobi did it by accident."

"Accident my ass!" Canada yelled "He's a spoilt little bastard that doesn't like his brother playing with other children! He's selfish and if he was my child I would of knocked it out of him!"

"Are you threatening my kid?!" America growled storming up to his brother.

"Yeah! Maybe I fucking am! So what?!" he rammed his child in France's arms "What? You want to fight? Well come on then you stupid cowardly bastard! Your Mama isn't here now!"

"Is that a fucking dig at mine and England's relationship?" America spat out.

"Yes! It fucking is! What are you going to do about it?! I've had enough of this! England craps all over MY son and Husband because he's bent up about some stupid shitty past he needs to get over the fucking fact you GREW UP!"

England gasped he had never seen Canada lose his temper before and now that he had he could truly see that he was America's Brother. "Shut the hell up!" America snapped "Your relationship isn't much better! Still call that sick freak Papa? Or has it turned to Daddy now?"

Canada growled and pounced on America knocking him to the floor "You damn bastard I'll kill you!"

"Bring it on you fucking moose lover!"

"Fucking redneck!"

France grabbed Canada around the middle "Mon cherie stop." He pulled him up into his arms.

England helped America up to his feet and held him back. France looked at England and cleared his throat "You know it makes sense…America was raised by the British so he 'as British blood. Canada 'as French…we hate each other and so do zey…"

England nodded "I-I know…God…I've never seen him like it!"

Canada looked furious "Your son bit mine!" he snapped at England "Your precious pride and joy!"

England nodded "Tobias. Why did you bite Aurelian?"

"B-because…he was hugging Avery…" Tobias mumbled.

Canada snorted "See? Selfish."

America shot him a look "Shut the fu-"

"America! Shut up!" England snapped then he returned his most disapproving look on Tobias "Say sorry."

Tobias nodded blushing "S-sorry A-Aurelian…"

Canada went limp in France's arms "I'm fine now…let me go…"

France looked at England who nodded. So France let him go "Mon cherie…I'm surprised at you!"

Canada swallowed, his throat was a little sore from the yelling he wasn't used to it "S-sorry." He winced why should he apologise? Curse his politeness. "I-I just…I saw my baby hurt and I…flipped."

America scratched the back of his head sheepishly "Yeah I flew off the handle too…I mean if anyone hurted my kids then I would be pissed too."

"Hurted." England muttered under his breath.

"What?" America blinked.

"Shitting on my language again I see." England rolled his eyes.

America laughed "Yeah anyway. Tobi listen." He knelt down in front of him "I understand that you are protective of Avery okay? Like I'm protective of your Mommy but you can't bite people just because they want to touch or hug him okay? I mean when France hugs your Mommy I want to punch him out the nearest window but I don't. So if you want to bite Aurelian don't okay!"

Tobias nodded "Okay I won't." he mumbled.

America smiled and kissed his hair "Good boy. Now go give your cousin a hug."

Tobias looked up at Aurelian who was still sniffling in his Mother's arms. "I'm sorry…"

Aurelian buried his face in his Mother's chest "No…"

America sighed "Okay hug him later."

Canada kissed his son's soft hair. "It's okay Petit Fleur."

XxX

America happily ate his food and England watched him with joy in his eyes. He loved seeing people eat his cooking. Canada smiled as he ate too he was used to French cuisine so the…bland meal threw him off a little. It wasn't bad but he did prefer his rich delicacy meal made by his husband.

France ate too but he looked like he was going to complain a lot. England was eating but not as much as everyone else and Canada was a little curious about that. France tutted and placed a burnt bit to the side of his plate making Canada giggle. Aurelian however looked like he was thoroughly enjoying the food which is why France had an offended expression on his face, Avery and Tobias were used to the cooking so they LOVED Thanksgiving meals and ate happily. America smiled and sat back after eating the hugest portion Canada had ever seen. "Ah man that was good!"

"Where the hell did you fit it all?" Canada asked shocked. There wasn't a single thing left on America's plate except for a few drops of gravy.

"What? It was good! I love Thanksgiving!" America grinned he placed his hands on his bloated belly.

"You look pregnant!" Canada giggled.

America grinned "Maybe I am~" he patted his belly "Look the baby is kicking~"

England shook his head smiling "It's amazing how you've only just shown."

America smiled "Well true~ Oh guess what Bro! I lost my V to Iggy a few days ago!"

Canada blinked "I thought you did that years ago when Peter was born." Sealand looked up from his spot of trying to successfully debone his chicken. Latvia helped him instead.

America nodded "Yeah I did that I mean…you know…the Uke one."

Canada tilted his head then his cheeks flushed "H-he topped you?" he whispered.

America nodded "Yeah it was pretty good."

"Even though you complained like Hell the day after." England smiled.

America blushed "No I didn't…it was just a bad day for me."

"You're a liar." England laughed.

"So when are you two going to get married?" Canada asked. France looked interested.

England blushed and looked down "S-soon we hope…"

America nodded "Yeah maybe when the kids are older."

Canada rolled his eyes "You said that a few years back Alfred! So have you finally decided when that will be!"

America shrugged "I dunno."

England sighed "Probably never…"

"That's not true!" America said looking sad "I do want to marry you! Then maybe Frenchy will leave you alone!"

"And why would I go after Monsieur pain in the derrière when I 'ave Canada?" France said raising an eyebrow.

America shrugged "I dunno because he's sexy?"

England's cheeks flushed and he played with his fork. Canada smiled "Oh England can I ask you something?"

England nodded "You already did but go on."

Canada blushed "W-well…how come you made yourself such a small plate? The children had a bigger meal then you! Are you…?" he gestured in tummy department.

England's cheeks lit up more and he stood up "Right so whoever has finished their meal I will go and take your plates away so that way I don't have to wash up a huge mass."

Canada raised an eyebrow noticing the hurried subject change "Hm…" he murmured softly to himself.

Kumajiro poked him "Hungry!"

"A-again? You just had a lot of Turkey!" Canada said in shock.

"No! Not me my baby!" She nudged Vancouver who looked up and his tummy growled.

Canada giggled "He ate Turkey too! Go to your Master Vancouver and beg some off him."

Vancouver padded off to Aurelian; unlike Kumajiro he never said anything. Vancouver placed his nose on Aurelian's leg and begged silently for some more meat. Canada suspected that Vancouver was like his normal animal Father unlike his not so normal, bordering on magical Mother.

Aurelian giggled and fed him some. Tobias was happily talking to Avery about stuff that made his twin bored. Canada smiled then leaned towards his Brother "Hey Alfred."

"Yupp?"

"Is…England pregnant?" he whispered.

"Huh? I don't think so why?" America blinked.

Canada nodded "Well did you see his face when I asked him? And how he changed the subject so quickly?"

America looked back at England through the open kitchen door curiously "Hm…pregnant…"

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England sat in his chair the House was silent except for soft snores, he looked down at his stomach blushing slightly "I don't know what to do." He whispered. "Will America want another child?" he placed his hands on his very small bump and looked up at the ceiling. "Will we afford it?"

"Babe?" America called out softly. "What are you doing down here in the dark?"

"O-oh I was looking for my book! I will be right up Love!" England called back.

"Okay." America yawned and went back to bed.

England sighed "If I keep this baby a secret like I did with Peter…Alfred will hate me for it…" he shook his head deciding he would think about what to do in the morning.

AN: Nyaa~ Super long chapter and super late too!

Oh well I hoped you enjoyed it~

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