Ello again guys!
WOOHOO!
This chap is short, may seem long but that's because of what comes below
Good news: DEPRESSION IS BEAT! I GOT A GOOD REPORT! IT'S THE WEEKEND! 4 DAYS TILL THE HOLIDAYS!
Bad news: I can't get this Maori song out of my head so i am gonna make you guys read it! MWAHAHA and then I'll translate it for you! MWAHAHA
E hara i te mea (It is not a new thing
No Naianei o te aroha (Now that is love)
No nga tupuna (Comes from the ancestors)
Tuku iho, tuku iho (Handed down through the passages of time)
Te whenua, te whenua (The land, the land)
Te oranga mo te iwi (Is the life for the people)
No Nga tupuna (Comes from the ancestors)
Tuku iho, tuku iho (Handed down through the passages of time)
Whakapono tumanako (Faith and Hope)
Te aroha ki te iwi (Love to the people)
No nga tupuna (Comes from the ancestors)
Tuku iho, tuku iho (Handed down through the passages of time)
It's is a very good song, in simple words it is telling us that love is not an invention of today it is something sacred passed down through time, and the land is not of today it was passed on from the ones who came before, hope and faith were not created by today's people they were passed down from yesterday's.
Okay now on with the story and i do not own E hara i te mea!
It's So Unfair!
Boromir, Glorfindel and Gandalf signed into the convo 'WOOHOO I'M DEAD, BUT HERE, I SHALL HAUNT YOU FOREVER! DEAD Counselling'
Boromir: "…And then he told me to go away and never come back because he was having enough trouble trying to live up to my name as it was without me haunting him"
Glorfindel: "And how did that make you feel?"
Boromir: "Unwanted! Unloved! Alone! Upset!"
Glorfindel: "And what are you going to do about that?"
Boromir: "I'M GOING TO HAUNT HIM FOREVER!"
Glorfindel: "No! That's not a good idea!"
Boromir: "But I wanna!"
Glorfindel: "*whispers* And I want to strangle you, but I can't"
Boromir: "What?"
Glorfindel: "*Acts as though he didn't hear him* You need to talk to Faramir! Tell him how you are feeling! Explain things to him!"
Boromir: "And then do I get to haunt him forever? *hopeful face*"
Glorfindel: "NO!"
Boromir: "Aww come on! Please?"
Glorfindel: "No!"
Boromir: "Please?"
Glorfindel: 'NO!
Boromir: "Please?"
Glorfindel: "NAMO!"
Mandos has signed into the convo 'WOOHOO I'M DEAD, BUT HERE, I SHALL HAUNT YOU FOREVER! DEAD Counselling'
Mandos: "*sigh* What Glorfindel?"
Glorfindel: " I SWEAR TO YOU THAT IF YOU DO NOT TAKE HIM BACK TO THE HALLS AND KEEP HIM THERE I WILL SERIOUSLY KILL MYSELF AND STRANGLE HIM AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE ME BACK IN THE HALLS TOO!"
Mandos: "Boromir! Get! Go! Leave!"
Boromir: "*grumble* DISCRIMINATION! If I was alive you wouldn't be caring"
Glorfindel: "IF YOU WERE ALIVE I WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU!"
Boromir: "Maybe I'll haunt you forever instead!"
Mandos: "*chokes* He didn't mean that Glorfindel! He was just joking! He-he!*stutters* BOROMIR! GET THE HELL BACK TO THE HALLS NOW!"
Boromir: "EPP! *Disappears*"
Boromir has signed out of the convo
Mandos: "Now that that is over, can I please go back to reading in peace?"
Glorfindel: "Sure! What you reading?"
Mandos: "It's a very interesting book actually! It's about these people from another world, called Earth! Yeah it's such an interesting book! You should read it sometime!"
Glorfindel: "I think maybe Erestor would be better able to read it! What is it called?"
Mandos: "EARTH!"
Glorfindel: "Figures"
Mandos has signed out of the convo
Glorfindel: "GANDALF YOU ANNOYING OLD MAN! I KNOW YOU ARE THERE! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME TO FACE THAT? YOU! YOU! FIRST YOU STEAL MY UNIQUE-NESS AND NOW YOU TRY TO GET ME KILLED AGAIN? WHEN I SEE YOU NEXT I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO MANDOS! YOU HEAR ME? MANDOS WHERE BOROMIR IS! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING BORED TO DEATH WITH NO WHERE TO GO BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD AND IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF YOU'D BE GOING NO-WHERE! *screams at top of voice, which is very loud and doesn't seem to be over* I SWEAR IT! YOU WILL REGRET THIS! YOU WILL! IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT! YOU WILL BE BEGGING ME TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HALLS! YOU HEAR ME? BEGGING! I SAID BEGGING! NOT ASKING! BEGGING!"
Arathorn has joined and signed into the group 'WOOHOO I'M DEAD, BUT HERE, I SHALL HAUNT YOU FOREVER! DEAD Counselling'
Arathorn: "Alright who pissed Glorfindel off? I wanna know! They ruined my day off! I was sleeping very happily on the fake sand near the fake beach with my wife! WHO RUINED IT?"
Gandalf: "EPP! *runs away and hides*"
Gandalf has signed out of the convo
Arathorn: "GANDALF!"
Arathorn has signed out of the convo and is off to haunt Gandalf
Glorfindel: "*rant and rave some more, then leaves to get food*"
Glorfindel has signed out of the convo and is on a trip to the healing houses to get some Vicks for his throat, and then he is off to the kitchens.
A/N: Told you it was short!
Grace: "I am extremely happy, we just got my Battle for Middle Earth PC game back! YAY!"
Grace: "Thanks for the reviews guys, they put an even wider smile on my face!"
Grace: "Ra-ra we missed you and Lissa today! We got our reports and had that science test! It was easy!"
Grace: "Well i have washing to fold! So Gracey-Monkey-Mash is out! Until next time!"