AN: This chapter will feature some more micronations.

Warning: Swearing and smut.

Chapter 27: Stargazer (America Hetaloid)

Sealand looked up at England excitedly "Mummy! Mummy!"

"What?" England looked at him curiously "Why are you bouncing around?"

"I'm excited! I'm going to have a sleepover today!"

"I know love." England smiled; he placed his hand on his bouncing son's head "Go get ready."

America walked in the room "Okay the mattresses are set up and so are the beds. How many are coming two others right?"

"Yupp! Ladonia and Kugel Mugel I can't wait!" Sealand skipped off happily.

Latvia watched him looking a little jealous. "P-Peter…"

"Yeah?" Sealand looked at him curious "You'll be there too silly."

Latvia smiled "W-well I know…I-it's in our room so I have no choice."

"Cause you do!" America grinned slapping him on the shoulder "We have a sofa. But we wouldn't do that to you."

Latvia nodded shaking "Th-thank you."

"Yupp! You're one of us now kiddo!"

Latvia smiled and looked shyly at Sealand who grinned "Yupp!"

England looked at his son fondly as he ran out to answer the door "Mummy! Come on!"

England laughed and opened the door to Finland and Sweden, Finland looked cheerful as usual "Ladonia will be here soon."

Sweden nodded "He's in the car…"

Ladonia yelled "I'm not! I'm here now!" he sped up to them dragging his suitcase along "I'm here!" he looked up at England eagerly "Did you miss me?"

"Of course I did." England ruffled his hair and smiled cheerfully "Well come on in then dear."

Finland giggled "We will be back to collect him at the end of the week."

"Okay then." England looked over his shoulder to where Sealand was bouncing around Ladonia. England smiled "Peter seems happy."

Finland nodded "Can we…s-say hello?"

"Of course he is your child as much as mine." England stepped out of the way to let them through "Come on in."

Finland walked in "Peter?"

Sealand looked up excited "Mama Finland!" he ran up to him and hugged him happily "Mama I love you!"

"I-I love you too." Finland giggled shyly "You look so happy."

"I am!" Sealand smiled and bounced up and down on the spot before hugging Sweden "Papa Sweden!"

Sweden smiled slightly and picked him up "Gla' you're happy..." He muttered.

Sealand giggled "Yupp! I get to have a sleepover with all my friends for a week!"

England smiled "Well you have been good so why not."

Avery tottered out and looked up at Sweden shyly "Mister why are you so tall?"

Sweden blinked "I dunno…"

"Avery." England scooped him up "Silly child it's not his fault."

Sealand wriggled in eagerness as he saw Prussia's car pull up. Austria stepped out carrying a small bundle wrapped in lilac. England smiled softly "You're here."

"Ja." Austria smiled back "Go on then Kugel."

Kugel Mugel ran out happily "Bye Bruder!"

Austria watched him "Bye give your…"

"Baby Bruder a kiss." Prussia finished.

Kugel Mugel blinked "Isn't he my nephew technically?"

"S-sure whatever." Austria mumbled blushing he held out the small child "Just kiss Friedrich goodbye."

"Goodbye Friedrich!" Kugel Mugel smiled happily, he pressed a kiss to the baby's forehead and sped off.

England gave Austria a knowing look, the Austrian blushed heavily and looked away. Prussia was totally oblivious to it as he was trying to stop Gilbertra from escaping.

Kugel Mugel looked up at America and grinned "Hullo Mr America!"

"Hey." America grinned "You're that….girl boy thing?"

England elbowed him in the stomach "He's a little boy!"

Kugel Mugel grinned again "Mr America I am a boy!"

America laughed "Okay then."

England sighed "Anyway will that be all Austria?"

Austria nodded "Ja danke." He nodded once more before swiftly leaving, Friedrich gurgled softly from his bundle. England waved smiling softly.

"Okay then you lot what shall we do?"

Kugel Mugel cheered his answer "Let's go play a game. Playing games is ART!"

"O-oh of course." England smiled nervously and looked at America who grinned cheekily.

"Okay then what shall we play?"

Ladonia looked up at England eagerly "I want to help you do stuff Mr England."

England smiled kindly "That's very sweet of you darling but I don't need any help so you can go play."

Ladonia nodded but before he rushed off he glared at America who blinked "Hey Babe…did you just see the look that kid gave me?"

England shook his head "No why?"

"He kinda glared at me like he wanted to kill me or something." America shrugged "Meh he can't take me I'm strong!"

"Yes you're my superman now go bugger off and check on the little ones." England chuckled lightly poking him.

America laughed and walked off to go check on Avery who was trying to play his game but Tobias was leaning over his shoulder telling him what to do "No you gotta use a stronger one then that!"

"Tobi! Go awaaay!" Avery whined pushing on him.

"Tobi get over here kiddo." America grinned scooping him up "If you annoy your brother then you will get a slap. Is that what you want?"

"No!" Tobias giggled and snuggled back in his father's arms.

America smiled "Good because if you annoy your brother daddy will also get a slap by mommy he's mean."

"Yeah!" Tobias giggled again and looked up at him "Daddy I love you!"

"I love you too kiddo." America smiled and kissed his cheek "So? Hungry?"

"Yes!" Tobias cheered.

"Good! Let's see if we can get Mommy to feed us."

"Yay!" Tobias cheered "Mommyeee!"

"Mommyeeee!" America joined in.

England blinked "What?"

America slumped on him "Mommy we're hungry."

"I'm not your mother." England smiled poking him "What do you want for dinner sweetheart?" he asked Tobias who looked up at him happily.

"I want shepherd's pie!" He chirruped.

America pulled a face but luckily England didn't see it "Okay then love~" he walked off into the kitchen.

Sealand bounced down the stairs and hugged onto England's legs "Mummy! Can we all have drinks?"

England smiled "Of course go ask daddy then and he will make them."

"But I'm playing with the kids." America said scooping up Tobias again.

"So? You can do both." England said sharply.

America pouted and got cups out of the cupboard "Tobi your mom sucks."

Tobias giggled and buried his face in his Father's neck "Mommy sucks, daddy!"

America smirked "Your mommy does suck daddy yes."

England blushed heavily and spun around "Y-you shut it! I have a knife! An-and don't teach bad things to our sons!"

America just laughed and finished making the drinks "There done."

England sighed and continued peeling the potatoes "B-bloody idiot."

As America walked past England he blew on his neck making him yelp and blush, America laughed taking the drinks to the bottom of the stairs. "Hey kids drinks are down here."

Sealand looked happy and scooped up two "Latty can you help me?"

Latvia walked downstairs and picked up the last two "O-okay then."

Sealand giggled and walked upstairs. America plopped Tobias down on the floor and hugged England from behind "Hey did you remember that France and Mattie are coming around tonight?"

"Wh-what?" England looked up at him "Why didn't you tell me?!"

"You already knew this dopey." America smiled "How did you forget?"

"I-I forgot because…well shut up!" England pouted and finished peeling the potatoes "W-well they can eat my food! I-I don't care they either eat it or starve!"

"Iggy calm down." America smiled "You're always doing this. You panic whenever France has to come around. Why?"

England blushed "N-nothing!"

America rolled his eyes and walked off to go answer the door once he heard the doorbell. Tobias sped off "I'll get it!" he bounced up and down trying to reach the handle.

America laughed "You're so short." He scooped him up "Okay then open the door." Tobias excitedly pulled on the handle to open the door.

France waved "Bonjour~"

Canada smiled softly he was holding Aurelian's hand who had his soft pale blonde hair tied back in a ribbon, under his other arm was a small polar bear cub that let off a little cute sound. America grinned at his nephew "Hey there little one. So who is this pretty little girl?"

"Uncle! I'm a boy!" Aurelian giggled trotting in "Don't you recognise me! I'm Aurelian!"

"Oh yes so you are." America smiled and scooped him up too "It's hard to tell with that pretty ribbon in your hair."

"Mama put it in she said that I look pretty." Aurelian giggled.

"You do look very pretty." America smiled.

Aurelian was another one of the children who called his mother a she and a her because he couldn't quite grasp that Canada could be called "he" like his father despite knowing that he was a boy. He giggled happily and grabbed America's glasses and put them on his face "Uncle! I'm you!"

"Yeah you are." America laughed he walked into the kitchen carrying the two "Babe France and Mattie are here. And look who else is here."

England looked over and smiled "Oh hello there sweetheart."

Aurelian giggled happily and looked up at him "Look Uncle Arfur I have a ribbon in my hair like Papa!"

"Hey kiddo?" America smiled "If you can't say Arthur call him uncle Iggy."

"You will not call me uncle Iggy." England frowned slapping a towel around the back of America's head. "You will get it soon darling." He smiled warmly at Aurelian who smiled back cutely.

America placed the two kids down "They're so cute~ go out and play."

Tobias cheered happily and ran off. Aurelian giggled and ran off to see where his parents had gotten too.

Meanwhile Avery was looking through his Mother's closet curiously. His brother had told him there were all sorts of special toys in there but he thought he was lying, after all he said there was a ghost in his parents' room that moaned at night time but always stopped once their Daddy had said "I love you."

America wondered where his other twin had got to, Tobias was in the garden so where was Avery? He heard giggling in his room so he entered to see his son with a small pink thing in his hand

"Daddy I found a mousey!" He giggled holding it up.

America gulped the item was small; bullet shaped and indeed had a 'tail' connecting to a remote. "Kiddo that's not a mouse, it's a…erm…special toy."

"Uh-huh!" Avery nodded. "I wanna show Mummy!" He ran off before America could catch him.

"No! Avery!" He yelled giving chase.

"Mummy look what I found!" Avery yelled running into the kitchen.

"What is it darling?" England smiled looking down at his son.

"I found a toy mousey!" He held it up making his Mother blush bright red.

"Honhonhon I 'ad no idea you liked mice Angleterre." France smirked.

"Sh-shut up." England blushed.

America skidded in the kitchen and scooped up Avery "Oh God! I'm sorry Iggy!" he ran upstairs with his son under his arm. He plopped him on the bed and smiled "Okay then kiddo let me tell you that you should never go in Mommy's cupboard."

Avery kicked his feet cutely "But why?"

"Because Mommy's toys are…well not for children." America said looking embarrassed.

France smiled at England "Well Angleterre what do you 'ave to say about that~"

England blushed "Sh-shut up!" He finished making the food his cheeks bright red.

Avery giggled "But it looks fun!"

"Trust me they are fun but never touch them again okay?" America asked.

"Okay!"

XxX

Ladonia stretched out in his sleeping bag as he looked at Kugel Mugel and Sealand "Come on we should play a game! I'm bored." Latvia was sitting in his bed reading so Sealand had to be the only one to amuse the other two.

Kugel Mugel giggled and shuffled closer to Sealand which did not go unnoticed from the Latvian who glared over the top of his book. "Okay but what game shall we play?" Sealand asked. He played with his stuffed toy happily.

Kugel made an input "I know let's just talk! How about we talk about who our crushes are?"

Sealand cheered "Okay! Ladonia you go first."

Ladonia smirked "Well I think I have a pretty good chance of getting my crush!"

"Oh yeah who is it?" Sealand asked curious.

"Well I have to admit Mr England is obviously in love with me. He can't take his eyes off me." Ladonia puffed out his chest proudly "And I can't blame him really."

Sealand burst out laughing "My Mummy doesn't love you! My Mummy loves my daddy they're going to get married soon."

"Oh only because of you." Ladonia pouted "But your mother is hot okay! Not going to deny it any longer."

Latvia giggled and hid behind his book. Kugel Mugel rolled his eyes "You dummkophe."

"So who do you like?" Ladonia asked.

Latvia held his breath again and looked over at the small Austrian who looked up at the ceiling "Who do I like~ well he's cute." He giggled and played with his braid. Latvia glared at him a little trying to see if there were any inkling of his crush.

Sealand looked at him curiously "Tell us!"

Kugel Mugel blushed hard and shook his head "Nuuu!" he hid his face in his hands shyly.

Sealand giggled and pulled on his hands "Tell us!"

Latvia gulped and looked at him wondering if his fears were confirmed. Was it Sealand he liked? And if so would Sealand and Kugel Mugel get together? Kugel Mugel mumbled something "I-I like M-Mr America…"

Sealand giggled "My daddy? Why?"

"I dunno." The small Germanic blushed heavily and started to untie his braids, pulling out a small silver brush he started to brush his hair which fell down to his waist.

"Can I brush your hair?" Sealand asked shuffling up to him.

Kugel nodded "Okay."

Ladonia rolled his eyes "You two are such girls."

Sealand giggled and brushed his hair happily, it felt as smooth as silk. He smiled "Your hair is very smooth I love it!" Latvia was wondering if he could get away with cutting Kugel Mugel's hair. "I wish I could have hair as beautiful as yours." Sealand sighed softly. Latvia felt sick with Jealousy but he held it back despite his hands shaking.

Ladonia rolled his eyes "Man you really do suck!"

Sealand pouted "What's wrong with you?"

"You! You're so gay! No wonder you were put up for adoption." Ladonia stretched. "Man I have no idea why Finland and Sweden took you in anyway! You're not even their kid."

Sealand's eyes filled with tears "I-I know that! Wh-why are you being so mean?"

Ladonia shook his head "I'm not! I'm being honest!"

Sealand started crying and Kugel Mugel pulled him into his arms "Ladonia you're so mean! You're such a dummkophe! You should be ashamed!"

"And yet I'm not." Ladonia turned away. A hardback book hit him in the back of the head he turned around angrily "Hey! Who threw that?!"

"I did!" Latvia climbed out of bed and grabbed the front of Ladonia's shirt "Say sorry or you will regret it." He said calmly, his violet eyes however showed his anger.

Ladonia shook his head "Why should I?"

Latvia's face broke out into an eerie smile that he could only have gotten from years of living with Russia "Oh so you won't say sorry huh…then I will have to punish you." And with that he punched Ladonia.

Sealand looked frightened as he watched the two fight "Wh-why are they doing that?"

Kugel Mugel blinked "I have no idea."

America barged in "What the hell is all this noise?"

Sealand ran up to him "Daddy stop them!"

America sighed "Go get your Mother kay?"

Sealand did so and soon enough they both tried to break up the fight America holding Latvia around his waist and England holding Ladonia. "What the bloody hell happened?" England yelled.

Latvia wriggled and squirmed but the American was too strong "Ladonia made Peter cry so I was protecting him."

America sighed "That's it! Latvia if you don't behave then you will have to sleep in another room!"

England nodded "We have no choice in the matter if you all can't get along then we should split you up."

Latvia shook his head "N-no I will calm down…I'm sorry."

Ladonia pouted "He hurt me!" he clung to England and looked at him cutely "I'm scared."

England smiled at him softly "Well I guess you could come and sleep with us."

America looked at him shocked "What?"

"Well why not?" England took Ladonia's hand.

"Dude! We have a spare room for him." America said looking annoyed "I thought we could you know tonight."

"No." England stated "He's scared."

Ladonia clung to England and buried his face in his chest to hide his smirk. America pouted "Fine."

England walked off with the "scared" pre-teen and went to clean up his wounds. Latvia sighed and climbed back into his own bed he couldn't give a crap about his own injuries he had just a small inkling of satisfaction that Ladonia's were worse off than his own. America muttered and mumbled to himself as he followed England. Sealand looked up at Latvia "Why did you do that?"

"B-because I don't like to see you hurt…what he said wasn't true you know your parents love you. Both of them." Latvia said picking up his book.

Sealand nodded and hugged him making him drop the book again, Latvia's heart beat furiously he had to resist kissing the smaller nation. He knew he was getting older his desires and feelings were proving that. "Thank you." Sealand whispered happily in his ear.

Latvia blushed a little and closed his eyes "I-it's okay."

Kugel Mugel giggled and pulled Sealand down into his arms "Come on let's sleep together."

Sealand nodded "Okay."

Latvia felt sick again he turned over and closed his eyes to try and escape the raging jealousy deep within him. Sealand was blissfully unaware and was humming as he and Kugel crawled into his bed and cuddled up together to sleep. Latvia shook slightly as the lights went out and he heard Kugel and Sealand whispering together, he wanted to hit Kugel he wanted to hurt him but he also wanted to protect Sealand and by protecting him he had to stay put. Swallowing his anger and his jealousy he tried to sleep. Sealand yawned happily and fell asleep all cuddled up to Kugel.

Early that morning England and America were woken up by a scream, England shot out of bed and ran into Sealand's bedroom "What happened? What's wrong?" America came speeding in and his eyes widened. Kugel Mugel was sitting in a pool of silver his hair chopped off into a pageboy bob that hung just below his chin. He was staring at his own hair in horror. America looked straight over at Latvia who was staring in shock at his own hands that had strands of silver on.

"I-I…I don't remember…" he whispered.

Kugel Mugel started crying "I look horrible!" he sobbed.

England walked over to him and embraced him in a hug "Actually you look lovely darling." He stroked his back "Trust me."

America grabbed Latvia by the back of his Pyjamas and dragged him out the room into the bathroom "Come on you fess up what the hell are you doing? First Ladonia now this one. What the hell man?"

Latvia shook "I-I'm sorry…I-I never knew I d-did it!"

America sighed "But you knew you beat up Ladonia tell me why?"

"He made Sealand cry…it hurts me when he cries…" Latvia muttered "So I did what any person would do…I protected him."

"Yes but why?" America said "I know there's something so tell me."

"I-I love him." Latvia blushed "I-I can't help it!"

America nodded "Yeah I figured as much."

"A-are you mad?" Latvia asked nervously.

"I'm not mad that you love Sealand but I am kinda pissed that you cut that kid's hair." America sighed.

"B-but I don't remember doing that!" Latvia protested "Honestly!"

America nodded "Yeah…well…maybe you did it in your sleep."

Latvia swallowed "All I remember was feeling jealous then…well then I must of…c-cut his hair."

America nodded "Yeah well kiddo you have to go to sleep in the other room kay? That's going to be your punishment."

Latvia nodded sadly "That seems fair…"

America walked off into his own room to the sight of Ladonia sprawled out on his side of the bed "Frickin' kid thinks he owns my bed already." He poked him "Hey move up!"

Ladonia whined in his sleep but shuffled a little. America rolled his eyes and budged him up then climbed in, England came back after a while "Well I calmed him down but only barely. Poor child was inconsolable."

America shrugged "He'll be fine."

England sighed "Yes well...that was rather rude of Latvia to do that. Did he say why he did it?"

America nodded "Yeah seems he likes Sea and he got jealous."

England climbed into bed "Yes I thought as much." He cuddled Ladonia who smiled and snuggled into his chest "Well I'm not sure what we should do…it's too early to call Austria now isn't it?"

"I dunno. What time zone are they in?" America asked.

"I think Austria's is either the same as mine or an hour in front I can't remember." England sighed "Either way it's only three am here so regardless it's still too early."

America yawned and rolled over onto his side "Yeah I know." He looked at Ladonia "Why is he in our bed again?"

"Because he was upset and look how much he clings to me~ it's adorable."

America rolled his eyes "Are you that starved for attention that you will take any kid that will hug you?"

England pouted "I'm not starved for attention."

America laughed "Yeah right anyway Francey pants and Mattie are going to help us with the wedding tomorrow remember. I'm going suit shopping with Mattie and you're going dress shopping with France."

"D-dress shopping?" England squeaked "I-I'm not wearing a dress!"

America gave him huge puppy eyes "B-but you promised!"

"I thought you were joking!" England buried his face in Ladonia's hair "N-no!"

"Fine." America shrugged "Well then…I guess I could always…you know…send back the lingerie that I brought it was nice too…silk."

"S-silk?" England popped his head up "A-Alfred I don't want everyone seeing me in a wedding dress…"

"Me either." America smirked "No the dress is for our honeymoon."

England's face glowed with embarrassment "O-oh?"

"Yupp! So…will you go dress shopping?"

"I-I will." England mumbled.

Ladonia shuffled in his sleep "No bad man." He kicked out and pushed America out of the bed, he landed face first on the floor.

"Alfred? Are you okay?"

"Fucking kid." He mumbled through the carpet.

England laughed lightly "He was having a bad dream that's all~" he stroked Ladonia's hair lightly "We have to take care of him Sweden and Finland put him in our care."

"You only feel guilty because they raised Sea." America said huffily pulling his face out of the floor.

"Well yes…maybe I do." England blushed "But it's only fair."

"Whatever." America pouted and sat up "So I can't sleep in bed anymore?" he stood up "Whatever stay with the little twerp." He marched off to Sealand's room and crawled into Latvia's bed.

England rolled his eyes "Bloody idiot." He cuddled down to go to sleep not caring that Ladonia had snuggled close, he never saw the smirk on the micronation's face as he fell asleep.

Sealand looked up "Daddy?" he mumbled sleepily.

"Go to sleep daddy was kicked out of his own bed." America pouted.

The next day France and Canada came around again to take America and England out to shop for their wedding, poor Latvia was in charge and he was a little worried the micro nations wouldn't listen to him and there was no way in hell Tobias was going to which is why the twins were with their parents as was Aurelian. Canada held his hand lovingly he was his only baby and he relied heavily on him, Aurelian held his small cub that had fallen asleep so it looked like a stuffed bear under his arm close to his chest. He usually always wore a backpack so that he could put Vancouver in when he, like now, passed out. But Aurelian loved holding him he was warm and so soft when he was worried or nervous he would rub his cheek against the soft fur. He giggled watching Tobias run off in front but get yanked back by the cute monkey backpack with a tail leash type thing on his back. England rolled his eyes the tail around his wrist "Tobias behave."

Avery had a kitty one and he was looking up at his Father in admiration, America was happily talking to Canada about how he saved Avery's unicorn from being thrown out. Avery giggled happily his unicorn held snuggled tightly in his arms. Canada smiled at America "Well aren't you a Hero Alfie."

"You bet I am!" America cheered happily.

Avery giggled again but soon whined as Tobias got bored and grabbed his unicorn "Wheee watch it fly!" he cheered throwing it in the air.

England grabbed it and frowned "Tobias! I swear if you don't get out of this pain in the arse phase I'm going to give you such a spanking!"

Tobias pouted "I'm bored!" he looked at America who shrugged.

"Kiddo do what your mom says."

Tobias looked hurt, usually America would take his side and make an excuse like he was just playing, or he's bored but he actually didn't stick up for him. "Daddy! You're mean!" he tried to run off and pulled on the tail "Get off Mommy!"

"No! Stop being a pest!" England snapped grabbing his hand.

Tobias started crying and punching England again and again "I hate you Mommy you're a mean mommy!"

A woman tutted and muttered to her husband "Well I guess that's what happens when you raise children in an unnatural family."

England tensed hearing her he looked up at her and grabbed Tobias' hands "Tobias please be good."

America cleared his throat and knelt down in front of Tobias "Hey kid listen. This isn't about you it's about me and Mommy 'kay? We're getting married soon and when we do we will be a proper family like Uncle Francis and Uncle Mattie."

England blushed as more people stared "A-Alfred f-forget it let's go home." He swallowed nervously "C-come on."

France saw the looks they were attracting and decided to help shift the attention away from England because he knew what he was like "Aurelian would you like to give your uncle a 'ug?"

Aurelian nodded cutely and walked up to him "Uncle Arfur! I love you the way you are!" he wrapped his little arms around his legs.

England smiled a little but he couldn't help thinking it was a stupid idea to get married. What was he thinking? Getting married in his country to a man nonetheless! He must have been getting too soft in his old age…he looked at America "Come on let's go home it was stupid to come here."

"No!" America yelled "Why the hell should we have to hide? Because you're not a woman I have to keep you hidden? Screw all these!" he said waving a hand at the people who were now trying to look anywhere else but at them "I love you and I'm going to marry you!" he grabbed England and kissed him making him flail and try to escape.

A few people muttered disgusting and covered their children's eyes and dragged them away. Aurelian pouted at them cutely "Why are they all mean Mama?"

Canada shook his head "Some people don't accept love in all forms."

"Because they're ignorant." France stated glaring at a man who was shaking his head in disgust "Love 'as no face, colour or gender my little one and don't you forget it." He tapped Aurelian's nose who giggled.

"I won't!" He looked happy and hugged him "I love you Papa!"

"Papa loves you too~" France smiled cheerfully.

England hds broken free from America and now bright red walked off hurriedly dragging poor Tobias along but he was glad to be moving so he was no longer being a pest. America smiled and pulled little Avery along after his mother. France laughed "They're so cute~" and followed him along with Canada giggling.

America smiled cheerfully once everything had settled and Tobias was now eating a huge lolly pop that would hopefully shut him up for a few hours, Avery was happily playing with his unicorn making it bounce along the walls like he was trotting with him. America looked around the suit shop "Okay then so what shall they wear?"

France smiled "Well what's ze theme the children should wear an outfit similar to zat."

America shrugged "I have no idea we never thought of one."

England blushed softly "Well…I erm…well I was hoping f-for a traditional I-Irish one…"

"I'm not wearing a skirt." America said looking at suits "I don't have the knees for one."

England blushed "I-it's not a skirt it's a kilt! An-and I was hoping just the children wore one…"

America looked at Tobias who was sucking his lolly pop happily, then he looked at Avery who was making the unicorn bounce along the rails of the suits "Well…I guess they'd look cute in a skirt."

"Kilt and you mean it?" England smiled hopefully.

"Sure but you won't get me in one." He picked up a nice black suit "So what should we wear? What colour? You'd look pretty in blue or pink."

England blushed heavily "Wh-what?"

France smiled "Well 'ow about wear a nice white suit~"

Canada giggled "With children? I don't think that's a good idea."

"Well we can keep it in our 'ouse before the wedding oui?" France smiled warmly.

England looked at America who shrugged "Yeah okay then. Why not?"

America smiled "Sure but Iggy's too pale for white so maybe he should wear something with a bit of colour. Like blue?"

"What is it with you and blue?" England asked rolling his eyes.

America grinned "Because blue is my colour so having you in a blue one makes you mine."

England's cheeks heated up "Wh-what?"

France laughed "L'Amerique you should control yourself."

"I am controlled." America grinned "But I want to see you in a sexy wedding dress too 'kay?"

England looked away "Sh-shut up."

Avery pulled on England's trouser leg "Mummy? Are you wearing a dress?"

"N-no! Ignore your father he's an idiot." England smiled and picked him up.

Avery giggled and wound his arms around him "I love you Mummy!"

"I know sweetheart I love you too~" England snuggled his son happily "You're just so cute!"

France laughed softly "Come on you let's get you into a nice dress." He grabbed England and dragged him over to the dress part of the shop.

England blushed placing Avery back on the ground "Go run to daddy okay?"

"Okay!" Avery ran off happily.

Aurelian had followed his father though and looked up at them cutely while his mother was finding suits and clothes for the children. France picked out a long beautiful dress "Here try this on."

England blushed and walked off to put it on. He looked at himself in the mirror his cheeks red. France called out "Come on Angleterre~"

England stepped out his cheeks red, he wore a beautiful mermaid wedding dress, it clung to his hips and legs giving him a feminine look but as soon as it got to his calves it swam down in beautiful ripples down onto the floor. England looked shy as he adjusted the front which was a beautiful strapless affair but went all up to his neck instead. He looked at the pretty diamanté adorning the front. "H-how do I look?"

"You look beautiful Angleterre~" France smiled.

"B-but is it t-too much? I mean he will want me to wear something he can get off me easily right?" England looked down "And this is too…you know…tight."

France sighed wistfully "You're right but you look so beautiful! Well I guess we can go with a princess skirt I like ze top so we shall leave zat as it is~ Maybe."

England blushed softly "So go get me another one."

France walked off to get another holding them out first before finally picking one "Here we are~" he held it out to him. England took it and stripped out of the other one and slipped on the new one.

"How about this one?" England stepped out in a beautiful swishy dress that had a long train at the back, the top was a V-neck affair. He looked shyly at the sleeveless dress "H-how do I look?"

France smiled "You look beautiful 'e will definitely tear zat off you~"

England blushed softly "Th-thank you." He checked himself in the mirror "W-well I guess it does look nice I don't look so feminine though like the other one~"

France smiled "Do you think L'Amerique cares?" he laughed "All 'e wants to do is tear it off you."

England smiled and looked at the way the skirts fell across his legs and lower body making him look beautiful "W-well I guess so."

France looked down at Aurelian who was looking curious "What do you think?"

"He looks pretty." Aurelian said softly as he gave his cub a squeeze.

England smiled "Thank you Aurelian."

Aurelian giggled cutely. France smiled and petted his hair "So are you planning on 'aving your family there? Like your sister and brothers?"

"No." England blushed "I plan on keeping Scotland, Wales and Ireland far away from this wedding."

France nodded "I see…but ze ozzer countries will be there right? The 'ole of Europe and Asia?"

England nodded "Y-yes…of course the rest of the United Kingdom can stay the bloody hell away!"

France smiled softly "It will be nice."

"Hey Babe!" America yelled.

"Gah! Get me out of this dress!" he squeaked "Hurry France!"

France laughed and pushed him into the dressing room to help him out, America walked around the corner "Hey kiddo where's Iggy?"

"Uncle Arfur is in there with Papa. He is taking off his dress." Aurelian smiled cutely as he swung his legs.

America nodded "Kay I just wanted to show him the kids they look-" he was cut off by England falling out of the dressing room flat on the floor with nothing but underwear on and France collapsed on top of him.

"Oof." England muttered as the French man landed on him. The dress fell over them covering them in white satin.

"Hey…whatcha doing down there?" America asked raising an eyebrow.

"I heard you talk a-about the children an-and I wanted to see them but I tripped over the dress and pulled Frog down with me…" England mumbled blushing.

France stood up and smiled "Bonjour~"

America smiled "So err…when you're done…wanna see the kids?"

"Of course!" England smiled struggling to his feet but he tripped over the dress again and fell back, this time America caught him.

"You're so clumsy." He grinned.

England's cheeks heated up "S-sorry."

America smiled and nuzzled him "Come on get dressed and let's see the kids."

England dashed back into the changing room to get dressed, he came out a few minutes later "O-okay I'm here."

America grabbed his hand "Cool now come on." He rushed away with him making him gasp.

France tutted and picked up the dress and Aurelian "So Big Brother France has to do everything as usual."

Aurelian giggled "You're my Papa not my big brother."

France smiled "That's true but I like to think I am a big brother figure to the other nations."

Aurelian giggled cheerfully "Papa let's go!"

France laughed "I'm going as fast as I can~" he happily walked over to where the others were still holding the dress and his child.

England was crying and hugging his children close to him, they were both wearing a kilt with a cute black blazer and a white shirt decked with a red bow tie. "Th-they look so cute!" he sobbed.

America laughed "Yeah well you get to see them like that for your wedding~ too bad we don't have a girl she could be the flower girl…WAIT!" America suddenly yelled almost making France drop his child and Canada nearly fall into the shelves of kids clothes. "I'll call Japan maybe he will let us borrow his kid."

"Borrow his kid?" England said disbelievingly "We can't borrow his kid Alfred."

"Well you know not borrow…just have her as the flower girl." America shrugged taking out his phone.

"B-but she's not our child." England protested.

"Look it's either her or we have either Peter or Avery in a dress what would you prefer?"

"W-well…Avery would look adorable in a dress." England mumbled "N-no! Call him then you're right."

America grinned and called Japan. "Yo hey buddy I was wondering if we could borrow your kid for our wedding…well not borrow per se…just you know for a flower girl." America paused as he waited for Japan's answer "Really? She would like that? Great! Thanks dude I love you!" he hung up and grinned "We got our flower girl~"

England smiled happily "Oh great!"

France smirked "So at least one of your children are free from wearing a dress."

"Oh shut up." England pouted "Your son is feminine enough to wear a dress. He looks like a little girl with his long hair. It could do with cutting."

"What and have it in 'orrible punkish spikes like yours. Non thank you." France folded his arms.

Canada stepped in shyly "E-erm it's okay p-please don't fight. A-Aurelian looks nice how he looks an-and England your hair suits you."

England smiled "Thank you dear."

XxX

England talked to his sister on the phone discussing wedding plans "Aoife listen I don't mind having you there just not our brothers!" He said scornfully. Tobias came running past happily England grabbed him by his hood keeping him still "Well I don't know what you want me to do." He held the phone between his shoulder and ear as he took the scissors out of Tobias' hand and tapped his butt to get him moving again.

Not long after there were sounds of crying "Alfred love! Go see what happened!"

America called back "'Kay!"

England returned to talking to his sister "Well I suppose I would need someone to marry us…but why does it have to be McKinley?" He nearly dropped the phone hearing yelling from upstairs. "Hm? Oh hold on talk to you later." He hung up and rushed upstairs "What is bloody going on?!"

Avery grabbed his legs sobbing "Mummy!"

America held out a unicorn with its leg torn off "I think Mr Unicorn had an accident…"

"T-T-Tobias ripped hiiiim!" Avery whined. He buried his face in his mother's knees and cried loudly.

America sighed "Tobi why did you do it?"

Tobias kicked the floor "It was an accident…"

America picked him up and shoved him in the corner "Okay then stay there for five minutes."

"But daddy I didn't mean to!" Tobias pouted walking out.

"No. Tobias stay!" America picked him up again and plopped him back in the corner.

"But Daddy!" Tobias cried "It wasn't my fault!" he stamped his little feet.

"Now stop this nonsense!" England snapped. He held the ruined doll "I'm going to go sew this back on and you are to come downstairs and apologise to your brother."

Tobias cried harder and America sighed following England "Babe you're always harsh on the kid."

"He's been naughty he needs to learn." England sat down and started sewing the leg back on while Avery sniffled and watched sucking his thumb.

Tobias walked downstairs "Oy kiddo. That wasn't five minutes that was only three." America said looking up.

"B-but Daddy I wanna say-"

England sighed "I have had it with your naughtiness Tobias! Get in that corner over there! And stay there."

Tobias started crying again "Mommy!"

England put the doll down and grabbed Tobias' hand he spun him around and slapped his legs "Now get in that corner!"

"Babe! For God's sake!" America picked up Tobias "Why the hell do you keep hitting him? You don't have to slap the kid."

"Well that's the difference between punishment in America and England then isn't it." England said looking angry "No wonder he's a pest he isn't being slapped enough."

"Babe…why do you treat him like that…I would have thought because he looked like me you would love him more." America said sadly.

England looked away his cheeks red "It's because he looks like you why I don't want to be too attached."

"What? But Babe! He's your kid! He came from you!" America couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"I-I don't want to get too attached because then I won't be hurt when he leaves me." England mumbled.

"Oh Iggy come here." America pulled him into a hug and yelped "Ow! What was that?"

"The needle." England said smiling a little.

America smiled softly "Babe listen to me." He grabbed England's shoulders "He won't leave you. Not the way I left you. I left you because I fell in love with you, Tobias won't leave you because you're his mom. He can't leave you. And one day he will because hell all kids leave some day! But he will always come back because you're his mom! I mean when something didn't go my way who did I come crying back to every time?"

"M-me." England smiled "Or Japan…"

"Yeah but Japan didn't like emotion so he'd always say "Can't Igirisu-san help you?" and basically kick me out…" America laughed lightly "But I always came to you because I love you. And he will always come back to you because he loves his mommy."

England looked down "Y-you think so?"

"Yeah. But the more you yell at him and push him away the more he's just gonna resent you and leave early." America stated.

"Sometimes Alfred you can be very knowledgeable." England smiled looking up into his eyes.

"Yeah I know right!" America laughed happily.

England looked at Tobias who was still crying, he held his little fists to his eyes in sheer grief. England felt his heart almost break he walked over to him and knelt down in front of him "Tobi…" Tobias stopped crying and froze, when he was in trouble England never called him Tobi so he was very confused. "Tobi…look at Mummy please."

Tobias lowered his hands, England sighed his little eyes were all red from crying and his cheeks were bright red and tear stained. He was even all snotty. England pulled him into a hug "I'm sorry darling. I don't mean to be so horrible to you. Mummy loves you. You know that right?"

Tobias sniffled "B-but why do you always yell at me! I-I was gonna say sorry! I-I didn't mean to rip the doll you never even heard what I said!"

England looked at him "What? What do you mean love?"

"I-it got stuck in the door! And Avy was crying because he couldn't get it out so I tried to help him! I pulled it out and it ripped." Tobias sniffled "I don't like seeing Avy cry…"

England's eyes filled with tears "And I punished you for being helpful…I'm so sorry love!" he pulled him into a hug again "I'm so so so sorry!"

Tobias hugged him back "Mummy my legs hurt…"

"Yes I bet they do…" England sighed in guilt "Do you want Mummy to kiss them better?"

Tobias nodded "Yes please!"

England smiled, America grinned as he watched England kiss each red mark on his son's legs then pull him into another hug. Tobias snuggled into him happily. Avery tottered up to America "Daddy…" he held out the half sewn unicorn. He was clever despite his young age and knew that he shouldn't disturb his mother because 'she' needed to show his brother some love too.

America blinked and saw Avery looking cute as possible his eyes all big and shiny from crying and he was sucking his thumb "Dammit kid…I dunno how to sew but if you're going to look all cute at me then fine…I guess I could try." He sat down and attempted to sew the stuffed unicorn's leg back on. Being in the army it was a given that you had to learn how to sew to darn your own uniform but during the war he always gave his clothes to England to sew because he was too lazy to do it and after years passing he just forgot how to do it. He sighed and looked at the unicorn "Well…I tried…" the leg was sewn on wobbly and it looked a mess but Avery still hugged it tight to his chest.

"Thank you!" he smiled looking happy as he snuggled his unicorn close to him. "He is fixed!"

"Well…kinda." America smiled.

Tobias was still being cuddled by England but he looked happier about it rather than complaining like Sealand usually did. America smiled "Okay whose up for Ice cream sundaes!"

Tobias looked up "I want one!"

Avery nodded "I want strawberry."

England smiled "I'll go get the other kids." He sat up and called the other two "Latvia, Peter we're going to get sundaes do you want to come too?"

Sealand yelled "Yes!" he bounced downstairs dragging poor Latvia along with him.

England smiled "Okay then come on~" he smiled and scooped up Tobias.

America grinned "So what shall I get you two?" he picked up Avery and the unicorn.

Latvia shrugged "N-not sure."

"Do you like butterscotch love?" England asked. "Or chocolate or strawberry or-"

"Babe let him answer." America laughed. "So what'll it be sport?"

Latvia smiled "U-um butterscotch sounds good."

"It is~" England smiled.

"I want chocolate!" Sealand cut in.

"Me too!" Tobias cheered.

"So two butterscotches, one strawberry and three chocolates." America smiled. "Cool, come on then." He walked them out to the car and they set off for the ice cream parlour.

Sealand happily ate his sundae kicking his legs, America smiled watching his kids nom happily he looked over at England who was eating his daintily and in his usual gentleman fashion. Tobias was holding the spoon side on and clutched in his fist, America grinned he used to hold his spoon like that too when he was a kid but England always yelled at him and taught him how to eat properly. "Tobi." He called out.

Tobias looked up chocolate all over his face "Yeah?"

America grinned "Hold the spoon like daddy is, not like the way you are."

Tobias looked at his hand then looked at America's hand "Oh okay." He gripped the spoon in between his fingers "It feels weird."

"You'll get used to it." America smiled.

Tobias nodded and ate again, Avery was eating like his mother, dainty but he still got some all over his face regardless of how careful he was being.

England looked up at Sealand "Peter…look at you you're a mess love."

Sealand looked at England cutely "I am?"

"Yes love you've got ice cream all over your face. Hold on I have some wet wipes somewhere." He dived into his bag and pulled out a pack of wet wipes, he always kept them handy with Tobias around.

America grinned "Babe wait until he's finished he's only going to get dirty again and anyway you need to clean up Tobi first. He's more messy."

Tobias looked up and smiled at England who sighed "Yes well they follow you."

America pouted "I'm not covered in ice cream."

"No not your clothes but your face is." England smiled.

After they had all finished America pulled Avery over to him "Man I need to wipe your hands and face come here." He grabbed a wet wipe and wiped off the ice cream.

England cleaned up Tobias who was wriggling and whining "Mommyeee you're too rough!"

Latvia shyly cleaned up Sealand "Y-you got some in your hair too."

Sealand smiled "How did I do that?"

"I-I don't know." Latvia smiled.

XxX

Canada watched his brother pace the room "Alfred you have to stop panicking." He smiled. It was the day of the wedding and everything was set perfectly. America was wearing a beautiful pressed suit in a shining ivory white with an emerald tie and waistcoat. He swallowed and looked at his brother.

"I'm nervous as hell! What if he doesn't turn up?"

"Why would he not turn up? He's been wanting to marry you for ages remember that big fight you had because you never asked him to marry you?" Canada said soothingly "So he will turn up."

America sighed "Yeah I guess so."

"Besides once he hears you say your vows-"

"Yeah about that…" America laughed nervously "I err…still haven't written my own vows"

"What?!" Canada looked at him in shock "You can't just say "Yeah I love ya man." You have to actually say things you mean from your heart!"

America nodded "Yeah I know but it's hard ya know…I have no idea what to say!"

Canada sighed "Well you say how you feel…"

America scratched the back of his head "Yeah but I can't say how I feel…I've never been good at it. And besides I say enough of it when we make love if I say too much it'd bore him…"

Canada rolled his eyes "You're such an idiot. You won't bore him you never tell him often enough about your true feelings."

America nodded "You're right! I'll go tell him now!" he sped off before Canada could stop him.

England smiled at himself in the mirror "I look okay right?" he turned himself this way and that looking at his reflection. He was in a white suit that matched America's but instead of green his tie and waistcoat were ocean blue.

France smiled "You look beautiful mon amie~"

"Th-thank you." England smiled.

"Iggy!"

England gasped and pounced on the door making it slam shut before the person behind could enter "What the bloody hell are you doing here?!"

America pouted rubbing his forehead where the door had smacked him "I just wanted to see you-"

"Don't you know it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding!"

"I thought that only applied if you were either in a dress or a chick?"

"Shut up!" England snapped "It applies regardless now piss off I'll be down in a while. What did you want anyway?!"

"I wanted to tell you that I-Gah!"

"Alfred...?" England cautiously opened the door to see America being dragged down the hall by Canada.

"Oh…" France popped his head around the door too "Mon dieu 'ow I love that boy~ so strong and beautiful~"

"Do you mind you're drooling on my arm." England said pushing him away.

France laughed "I was not~"

England pouted "Shut up anyway I should be getting ready."

Canada had finally dragged his brother down the aisle and smiled "There now stay."

America pouted "I wanted to see him."

"And you will, just wait." Canada smiled.

America looked nervous as the music played out, he swallowed and looked up at the back of the aisle "I-is he in a suit or dress?"

"Suit." Canada answered "Just shush and pay attention."

America nodded "I am it's just shouldn't he start when the music starts? And where the hell is France?"

"He's going to walk him down the aisle now shut up." Canada hissed "Look do you want to marry him or not?"

"Of course I do!" he said "I love him!"

"Then stop panicking and be patient!" Canada snapped.

America looked nervous as he watched for any signs of his wife come through the door "W-would he be classed as my husband or wife?"

"Shush." Canada rolled his eyes.

"H-he's not coming…" America bit his lip there was still no sign of England "M-maybe he ran away?"

Xiaolian walked down the aisle in a pretty white dress adorned with roses and she wore a tiara of white violets contrasting beautifully with her silky black hair. America looked over at Canada "D-does this mean he'll be here now?"

Xiaolian threw petals down as she walked down the aisle and then England walked down the aisle his cheeks red and holding France's arm shyly. He smiled up at America who stared at him his eyes filling up. Canada smiled softly and blushed as France winked at him. Avery and Tobias followed, Avery carrying the rings on a soft cushion. Tobias giggled waving a fishy snack to lure Knight, Hero and their kittens down the aisle with him. Knight had a veil perched on her head and Hero had a cute bow tie under his fluffy chin. The kittens were wearing cute bows either under their chins or on their heads depending on gender.

England smiled as he made it towards him, he blushed up at America who looked at him his eyes wide and tears sliding down his face "America? Are you okay?"

"Yeah just…it's hard to believe…you're mine." He pulled England to him but he pressed a hand over America's mouth.

"No kissing yet." He said smiling.

Spain smiled cheerfully "Okay then let's get this wedding on!"

England froze "You?! You're the bloody priest!"

"Well I AM Catholic." Spain smirked "And you are a catholic…protestanty type country…what are you anyway?"

"I don't bloody know!" England snapped.

France made a gesture to Spain to stop talking but Spain ignored it "You don't know?" he laughed "Then how do you even know if you can marry a man?"

"I can't! In any religion it's forbidden now fucking shut up and marry us!" England yelled.

America sighed their perfect wedding was ruined…and to make matters worse the door banged open and a man with bright red hair and smoking a cigarette walked in. He looked just like England except his eyes were blue a sharp ice blue not a warm emerald green, and his hair was a vivid red. "Hey! What's all the fuss aboot here? I cannae even see why you had that twit be the priest and no' yer own brother."

England looked at Spain and Scotland and his eyes widened "Forget it! I-I'm not marrying!"

America grabbed England before he could run off and Scotland pushed him back "Ya cannae run noo think of yer wee bairns. Yer think they wan' ta see their ma run off and be a pussy?"

Behind them Ireland was face palming "McKinley ya Eejit!"

Scotland just smirked "I cannae believe I wasn't invited to me own brother's weddin'."

"There's a reason." America said "You're mean to England and now you're both frickin' ruining the wedding! Spain sit the fuck down you suck! Scotland either sit down or get out!" he yelled "And don't fucking smoke in the House of God!" he snatched the cigarette out of Scotland's mouth and stubbed it out. "Who else is fucking Catholic?!"

A small curl bobbed up from next to Germany and another one bobbed up on his other side. America grinned and strode over to the two he grabbed their curls and yanked the two up "Hey will one of you marry us."

Romano whined and struggled "G-get off!"

Italy clung to Germany "I-I'll do it!"

America let go smiling "Okay!" he walked over to Spain and picked him up then dumped him on Romano's lap "Cool!" he picked up Italy and plonked him in place of the altar.

Scotland lit up another cigarette "So I cannae marry my own brother? You lot sicken me."

Ireland rolled her eyes "You're such an eejit! Sit down over here afore I deck ya!"

Scotland strode over to her. Italy smiled cheerfully his cheeks still a little flushed "Ve~ Okay then I'll do the wedding~" he smiled at England who looked away. "Ve~ We are gathered here today to witness a union between two souls. Mr England and Mr America." He opened his book "Please repeat after me." He took out two glasses of wine and sniffed them "Smells cheap." He placed them next to England and America, America swallowed, wine and England was never a good idea…"Ve~ Repeat now~ With this hand I will raise your sorrows."

England blinked "Who? Me or America?"

"Who's the husband?" Italy blinked.

"Me!" America smiled "I fathered the kids and I top so I'm the man!"

England pouted hard "You moron!"

"Okay then you say them!" Italy giggled.

America grinned and held out his hand "With this hand I will raise your sorrows. Wait wasn't this from a movie?"

England slapped him hard "It is the vows from 18th century England do you want me to hit you again?!"

"No no! Sorry carry on."

Italy smiled "Your cup will never be empty for I will be your wine." He pushed the glasses closer.

England took his glass so did America "Your cup will never be empty for I'll be your wine." America said he sniffed the wine, Italy was right it did smell cheap.

Italy smiled "Drink your wine together~"

England drained his glass and instantly a small red blush formed on his cheeks. America drank his wine as quickly as he could. "Okay now what?"

Italy pushed two candles towards them "Take them." He gestured which they did. He gave them each a match "With this candle I will light your way in the darkness."

America smiled and used his boot to light the match "With this candle I'll light your way in the darkness." He lit England's candle who smiled up at him.

Italy looked at the last one and motioned for Avery to come forward "With this ring I ask you to be mine."

England smiled his cheeks becoming a little redder; America hoped it was happiness and not the drink because England was always a slut when drunk. He took the ring and held England's hand "With this ring I ask you to be mine." He placed the ring on England's left ring finger smiling at him.

Italy smiled happily "If you have vows to share with each other then please do so~"

Canada whispered "Just say what's in your heart."

America swallowed and looked down "Err…I-I love ya man…"

England blinked "Is that it?"

America shrugged "Isn't that all you need?"

England sighed "Fine…I shouldn't of expected more…"

Canada kicked America's leg. America yelped and held England's hand "N-no I do want to say more it's just hard finding the words…"

England looked up at him "If you can't say them at our wedding then when will you say them?"

America cupped his face and swallowed "F-fine…I…I have always loved you Babe you should know that, the whole reason why I did the independence war on you was because I loved you. I wanted to break free from being just your baby brother or your child. I wanted you to see me for more then what I was. I knew that to do that I had to break your heart so damn bad that you would no longer see me as those things. And it worked…but sadly you also didn't want to talk to me or anyone ever again. I drove you into France's arms too which pissed me off but I'm glad I finally have you now."

England's eyes misted over with tears "I-I see." He smiled up at him. "I love you so much."

America grinned "Of course you do." He pulled him close and was just about to kiss him but Italy grabbed his hair.

"No not yet!" he snapped "You need to have your ring and then you need to wait for me to say it!"

America grinned "Sorry." He let go of England.

Italy giggled "Okay then England repeat after me. I promise to be with you always."

"I promise to be with you always."

"As your loyal wife."

"As your loyal wife." America grinned and England blushed.

"To be forever with you until death do us part."

"To be forever with you until death do us part."

"This ring is a token of our unity."

Shyly England held America's hand and slipped the ring on his finger. Which America instantly traded over to his right mouthing "lefty." "This ring is a token of our unity."

Italy ve'ed softly "I now announce you man and wife! You may now kiss the bride~"

America pulled England close and kissed him deeply. England flailed a little, he was shy to do it in front of everyone but he gave in and kissed back.

As they left the church doves were released into the air and confetti were thrown at them. Sealand giggled he was the overenthusiastic confetti thrower. Avery and Tobias giggled throwing some too. The sound of bagpipes echoed across the church lands and England felt tears fill his eyes, he never thought he would be the one to have such a beautiful wedding.

XxX

England shyly smoothed down the skirts of his dress "R-ready?"

America nodded smiling; he was laid out on the bed still in his suit, waistcoat open and tie thrown off. "Yeah I'm ready. I want to see you Babe!" he smiled and leaned up on an elbow "Come on Baby!"

England shyly stepped out, America's eyes widened seeing him in the dress "You look beautiful."

"Th-thank you." England blushed shyly, he walked over to America "I-I'm ready for you…h-husband."

America grabbed his hips and yanked him down on the bed "Dammit you look so sexy!"

England gasped and tried to fight America's wandering hands. "So what were the four "Something new, something old, something borrowed, something blue" things?"

England looked down and laid back on the bed, very slowly he slid the dress up "I-I have the dress which is n-new…" he revealed his aching hard member poking out the top of white cum soaked panties. The white stockings clung to his legs held up by a garter belt, America noticed his member quiver slightly, he pulled them down to reveal a pink bullet toy tied to his member by a blue ribbon. "Th-the toy is old…y-your b-baby ribbon is blue…" he shyly opened his legs and America's eyes almost fell out of their sockets a long white kitten tail fell between England's legs. "A-and this was borrowed f-from C-Canada."

America nodded "I see…can I…flip you over?"

"Wh-what why?" England blushed.

"Just come here then." He patted his chest.

England crawled up to him shyly and looked up at him. "I-I'm here."

"Have you got the ears too?" America grinned. England shyly held them out and America perched them on England's head "There." He flipped up the skirts at the back and grinned "Did Canada put this in you too?" he ran his finger around England's aching entrance that was filled with a toy connected to the cats tail."

England blushed "N-no! I-I did it all by myself!"

"Wow! How did you get it in so deep?" he eased the toy out slowly and England cried out clinging to him.

"I-it was difficult b-but it felt good o-once it was in."

America smiled "I bet it was." He moved it slowly in and out making England's hips move and small moans fall from his lips. "Damn I want you so much now. I wonder if I can fit in here too." He slipped a finger inside and England yelped.

"N-no! You can't! Y-you're too big! You're too big!"

America pulled him over onto his back "Maybe but you're my sexy wife~ you can handle it!"

England blushed and hid his face "B-but I'm just a small virgin bride. I won't be able to handle it. I'm just a little virgin kitty cat girl."

"Man Japan would have a fanboy seizure if he heard you talking like that." America smirked. He nuzzled England "I think I'll fit fine~"

"N-no! No! Please." England looked up at him, cheeks red but eyes laced with excitement.

America smiled and stroked his legs through the stockings "So sexy!"

England blushed shyly and looked up at him "A-Alfred…"

"Shh." America smiled "I know." He pulled out some lube and a condom "I don't want to get my poor virgin wife pregnant~ I mean you're just so young~" he kissed him and slipped off the panties.

"H-Husband I need you." England blushed and looked away "But I'm shy…"

America smiled "Oh yeah?" he licked England's neck "Why's that?"

"B-because you're so big!" England looked up at him "A-and I don't think my small body will take it."

"I'm sure it will~" America grinned lubing up his hands. He slowly pulled down the top half of the dress and sucked on his nipples.

"A-ah! H-husband! I-I have no milk for you." England held a hand to America's head.

America smirked and sucked more "You could have."

"N-no! I don't I don't!" England moaned as a finger made its way inside him pressed against the toy. "A-ah! M-my body can't take it!"

"Of course you can~" America grinned he gently pushed in a second and England clung to the pillow his eyes filling up with tears.

"A-Alfred!"

America nuzzled him "You know I kinda planned that I would ravish your body and we would make sweet love…but you kinda threw that plan out the window by coming out in all these toys and sexual things." He kissed down England's body to his aching and quivering member. "You ruined my plans Babe with your sexiness. I think I may have to punish you." He growled lightly.

England's legs trembled with excitement "N-no! I never meant to!" America licked his member and sucked him down to the blue ribbon, England's legs closed around his head tears of pleasure issuing forth. He couldn't stop, his body was going crazy with need and desire he wanted his husband inside him so much, even though he was a little scared of the pain of having two inside him, especially because America was so big.

"A-Alfred! I-I think I'm going to c-come…"

"No I don't want that~" America grinned he popped off his need and smirked up at him.

England looked up at him needily his eyes glazed over with lust "P-please husband don't be mean…"

America grinned "I'm not my beautiful virgin wife~" he licked him again "I think you're wet enough~ Can you handle me?"

"N-no! Please don't invade my helpless body!" England gasped as America pulled out his fingers and freed himself slipping the condom on. "Y-you're so big husband…"

"Yeah you bet I am~" America smirked. "I'm going in." he pushed the tip of himself to England's aching entrance.

England cried out as America forced his way inside pushing against the slim toy inside. "No no! No! My poor body can't take it!"

America smirked "You're so lying." He grinned and pushed in all the way, England emitted a small scream. America froze thinking he had hurt him but England moved his hips back against him. He grinned "You like it?"

"Y-yes!" England trembled he looked away as tears cascaded down his cheeks.

"Iggy?"

"I-I'm okay." England smiled "I-it stings a little but I feel good."

America wound his arms around him and pulled him close "God Babe stop scaring me like that." He kissed his face over and over and gently moved inside him. England clung to him and moaned softly at the gentle friction deep inside.

"A-Alfred…I-I'm going to come…"

"So soon?" America grinned and nipped his neck "You can't come yet I won't let you."

"N-no!" England cried out as the ribbon was tied tighter around his member trapping the toy and keeping it on him. He thought he was going to go crazy with the pleasure of both toys and his husband so deep inside him "P-please! A-Alfred! I-I can't take it!"

"You can." America thrusted deeper making him moan and arch up. He let out a loud scream as both the toy and America's member made contact with his sweet spot. "Is that it?" America asked.

"O-oh God! Oh God! A-Alfred!" England moaned biting his lip.

"What happened to your sweet virgin kitty cat girl act?" America grinned.

"Sh-shut up! I-I'm in too much pleasure to care." England clung to him and pulled him down into a kiss. America kissed back and thrusted deeply and quickly into his wife, England moaned in this kiss and America took that advantage to plunge his tongue inside his mouth. England squeaked in shock but he licked and sucked on America's tongue enjoying the feel of being invaded everywhere. His body was hot and aching for release.

America pulled out of the kiss and pulled out "Babe get on your front."

Blushing England turned over and stuck his butt in the air. America pulled out the toy making him gasp and thrusted in deeply "God babe I love that in you but I want to be the only one in you. I guess I'm selfish."

"Y-you've always b-been a selfish and greedy boy." England moaned clinging to the pillows "Y-you never shared anything."

America grinned "I blame you." He thrusted at a fast pace throwing the toy over his shoulder "If you weren't so damn sexy and desirable then I wouldn't want to keep you all to myself." He smirked and nipped along England's back "If you didn't fuck France when me and Mattie were kids then I wouldn't have wanted just you."

"Y-you saw that?!" England gasped.

"Yes I did. But now Francey Pants isn't the one deep inside you is he? It's me~" he untied the ribbon and England screamed in pleasure and came messily all over America's hand and the bedcovers. America grunted and came deeply inside him. He pulled out and laid back.

"Y-you saw m-me and France?" England panted.

"Yeah." America nodded "As soon as I saw you fucking his brains out I wanted to see you act like France but under me. I wanted to see you writhe and squirm under my touch." He smirked. "I saw it though didn't I."

"Y-yes…when you were a bad boy before we went to battle during…that time…you snuck into my tent and demanded I succumb to you." England hid his face.

America grinned "Yeah how old was I then? Like 16 or something? But anyway I still got to lose my virginity with you then. It was great!"

England still hid his face "Not for me it broke my heart."

"Yeah I know…but I loved you then and I love you even more now."

England looked up "Y-you do?"

"Of course!" America grinned "Since your pirate days you got soft~ mellowed out and became all cute~" he poked England's nose "And that's what I love about you."

"And you got dumber." England pouted.

America laughed "Love you too."

England smiled and snuggled up to him, he wriggled out of his dress and kissed America's chest.

AN: I keep saying I won't write smut and I always end up doing that…

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