Cosmopolitan

Levy sat at the bar staring at a magazine that Mira had give to her.

"Levy? Is something wrong?" Levy sighed and recalled the last few days.

Gajeel was always gone. And when he was home he was asleep! She'd tried everything! But her just wouldn't pay her a lick of attention.

"It's like he doesn't even see me" she said and Mira put down a glass of lemonade in front of her.

" Well this magazine has a little test you can take to see if he's cheating or not" Mira came from around the bar and sat next to Levy. She took a deep breath.

"Okay" Mira opened it and pulled out a pen.

"Now Levy answer these questions with a yes or no"

"Ok" she said and bit her lip. Why was she nervous? Gajeel wouldn't cheat on her! What it the heck was she thinking?

"Have you been intimate recently?" Her mind went blank.

"N..no" she said softy and Mira circled the answer on the paper.

"Does he call you pet names?" Levy started to chew her lip.

"No"

"Is he constantly jumpy?" Levy remember back to this morning when he freaked out about her checking the air vent for a mouse.

"Yes."

"Is he out of the house often?"

"Yes" Mira calulated the numbers and laid down the paper.

"Levy.. I think he's cheating on you" Levy looked up at Mira and then the door. Gajeel, Juvia, and Lucy walked in laughing. Levy looked at Mira then at the magazine.

"If you'd like.. You can come over tomorrow early and stay the night.. We can go shopping during the day" Levy hugged Mira and walked back home. Gajeel didn't even see his lover brush pass him.

"I will not cry.. I will not cry.. I will not-" tears dripped down her eyes and she sobbed as she continued to walk home and crawl under the covers of the bed. She heard Gajeel come in near dawn and fall asleep on the couch. Levy got up packed a backpack and picked up a book. She quietly exited the house and walked away.

Gajeel woke up when he rolled off the couch. He hit the floor with a painful thud and he groaned. He rolled over and pulled himself up and walked to the kitchen for something to eat. There was an envelope on the table addressed to him. He ripped it open and pulled out a letter.

'Going to stay the day and night with Mirajane. I'll see you tomorrow. Levy'

He grinned.

"Great.. Now I can finally end this torture" he said. He walked outside and pulled in some wooden crates. He started to box up all the books in the house and take them outside.

"Now all I have to do is wait for Lucy and Juvia to get here and we can finish what we started gihihi" he rubbed his hands together and continued to box more books.

A/n: well... Enjoy! I didn't leave an author for this because I don't read Cosmo (okay once in a doctors office) and there are to many editors and writers for that magazine. Also I made up the test :3. Well review! Leave book suggestions and I'll see what I can do :)