AN: Sorry. Sorry. Just finished my first Semester of Uni. I'm sorry. Life! Aghhh!
Names:
Estel = Ranger Danger play on Stranger Danger.
Gimli = Grimly Put play on Gimli.
Legolas = Make Like a Tree and Leaf play on Legolas meaning Greenleaf, also the pun 'make like a tree and leaf (leave, get it?)'
Gandalf = Wizard of the White play on White Wizard
Thranduil = King Chub Bub play on the fact Lee Pace had to put on a bit of weight for Halt and Catch Fire and now he has cute lil chubby cheeks. Heh.
Galion = Outrageously Unfortunate play on the fact that his supposed actor for the films was one of my favourite characters in the New Zealand made show Outrageous Fortune. :)
Celeborn = Cele-burn-baby-burn play on 'Burn Baby Burn' and also Celeborn.
Lindir = Linder Loving play on tender loving.
Merry = Merry Me-Merry Me play on the lyrics from The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars 'Bury me, bury me.'
Pippin = Epippiny play on the word Epiphany.
Treebeard = Nobody Cares for the Woods Anymore is Treebeard's own quote. :)
Ranger Danger, Make Like a Tree and Leaf, Grimly Put, & Wizard of White signed into Skype.
Make Like a Tree and Leaf, Grimly Put, & Ranger Danger were added to the convo 'Pranking it up since the Years of the Lamps'
Make Like a Tree and Leaf: Aragorn, something's out there.
Ranger Danger: Legolas, if you're just going to make random observations, keep them to yourself.
Make Life a Tree and Leaf: What? Something is out there...
Ranger Danger: Yes, Legolas, we're in a forest, there are usually things in forests, you should know this, being a prince of a forest realm.
Make Like a Tree and Leaf: No I mean something approaches…
Ranger Danger: Oh..
Wizard of White: You are tracking the footsteps of two young-
Grimly Put: Really? That's your intro? No flashy show of powers? No nothing?
Wizard of the White: … Look, I only had 2 days to think this up alright? Just… fine. Step back a few paces and we'll start again.
Grimly Put: Thank you! *steps back*
Make Like a Tree and Leaf: Ehem. Aragorn, something's out there.
Ranger Danger: What do you see?
Make Like a Tree and Leaf: The White Wizard approaches.
Ranger Danger: Do not let him speak, he will put a spell on us. We must be quick.
Trio: *prepare weapons*
Wizard of the White: *uses some showy magic to cause a bright light and causes the trio to drop their weapons* You are tracking the footsteps of two young Hobbits.
Ranger Danger: Where are they?
Wizard of the White: They passed this way, the day before yesterday. They met someone they… did not expect. Does that comfort you?
Ranger Danger: Not really? I mean… who did they meet? Were they friend of foe? You're not really giving me any information to go on here..
Make Like a Tree and Leaf: … *facepalm*
Ranger Danger: Oh. Ehem. Who are you? Show yourself.
Wizard of the White: *steps forward out of the beam of sunlight that is remarkably breaking through the leaves of the trees*
Ranger Danger: It cannot be.
Make Like a Tree and Leaf: Well, I need to go get my eyes fixed. I thought you were Saruman.
Wizard of the White: I am Saruman.
Grimly Put: So Legolas needs his eyes checked, and you need your head checked, brilliant. This Fellowship business has gone GREAT.
Wizard of the White: I am Saruman as he should have been…
Ranger Danger: You fell…
Wizard of the White: Oh yeah, I've seen some stuff man. Done things… I mean. Ehem. Yes, I fell, through fire and water. From the lowest dungeon to the hi- you know what? I'll tell you about it later. Like possibly as we ride away from here? The world is ending, didn't you know that? We haven't got time to stand around lollygagging. Let's go…
Wizard of the White, Ranger Danger, Grimly Put, & Make Like a Tree and Leaf set their statuses to Busy.
King Chub Bub, Outrageously Unfortunate, Cele-burn-baby-burn, & Lindir Loving signed into Skype.
Outrageously Unfortunate, Cele-burn-baby-burn, & Lindir Loving were added to the convo 'Overworked and Underpaid Elves Club'
King Chub Bub: Ugh, my forest is crawling with Spiders and Orcs and it's really frustrating.
Cele-burn-baby-burn: Cousin, how is that different to any other day from the last few centuries?
King Chub Bub: -_- It's not, I'm just really starting to feel a drain on my ability to keep them back, you know?
Outrageously Unfortunate: Our stock of Dorwinion has soared in the last few months and I'm actually starting to get very worried now.
King Chub Bub: You just a downer…
Outrageously Unfortunate: I think you're the downer, Aran nin…
King Chub Bub: *to anyone in general* See what I have to put up with on a daily basis?!
Outrageously Unfortunate: *eyeroll*
Lindir Loving: At least you aren't being sent on some fool's errand that will not get further than the ford. Pff.
King Chub Bub: Elrond still going ahead with that then, aye?
Lindir Loving: Mhm. -_- Much to my disappointment. I am at a loss as to how he actually managed to get Arwen to agree, but she has. I just know she'll find some reason to come back though, she always does. And I'll get blamed for that, like I got blamed for the Dwarves escaping, and drinking all the wine, and… *sigh* were it not for the war, I'd be going on vacation right about now…
Cele-burn-baby-burn: We all would be… These orcs at my gate are just so frustrating. Get ye gone!
King Chub Bub: See?! It's not cool, is it? And for all these centuries you and Elrond have been like 'oh it's just a few Orcs, Thranduil. Just kill them, Thranduil. It's nothing you haven't faced before, Thranduil. Stop complaining and kill them, Thranduil. You don't need our help, Thranduil. You can handle them on your own, Thranduil.' Grr.
Lindir Loving: … don't make me call the Shrink on you, Thranduil.
King Chub Bub: *mutters incoherently into his wine glass*
Lindir Loving: That's what I thought…
Outrageously Unfortunate: Anyone heard anything interesting lately?
Cele-burn-baby-burn: Oh, yeah, so get this…
Merry Me-Merry Me, Epippiny, & Nobody Cares for the Woods Anymore signed into Skype.
Epippiny and Nobody Cares for the Woods Anymore were added to the convo 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'
Merry Me-Merry Me: Okay so, what? We're just going off to like… talk about things? When there's a war going on?
Epippiny: I think so?
Merry Me-Merry Me: Well that sucks.
Nobody Cares for the Woods Anymore: Now young Master Meridoc, you cannot be hasty.
Merry Me-Merry Me: … I'm going to sleep, wake me up when this meeting is over, kay? Thank.
Merry Me-Merry Me set his status to busy
Epippiny: Don't mind him, Treebeard, he's just being a grouch today.
Nobody Cares for the Woods Anymore: Hmm.
Epippiny and Nobody Cares for the Woods Anymore signed out of Skype.
AN: Progress got made, aren't you proud of me?! :D I am proud of me!