AN: what's up my readers, I present to you ( give me a drum roll) chapter 4...and if anyone is wondering why I chose to do a story like this its because I like anything and everything that's different and have sex with your sleeping adoptive bro is def. Different well...BON APPITET ( PROBABLY didn't spell that right but what the heck it summer break)
NARUTO: *GLARE* COUGH COUGH
ME: * looks at naruto and laugh* summer cold ENJOY
DISCLAIMER: * SIGH AND MUMBLED* I don't own naruto blah blah yadda yadda ok moving on.
WARNING: CROSSDRESSING,
After the party, which we didn't stay long at anyway because turned out that sakura was sick... with the stomach flu ( no proposal!) so we headed over to Walgreens to get sakura her list of and I quote ' shit' she needed as she so kindly put it. Me and sasuke headed into the store while Helen watched over sakura.
" soooo what are we getting" he said looking at a box of who-knows-what but not actually reading it.
I quickly scan the list " uhhhh sleeping pills, NightQill, rope...wait rope, lube and condoms... umm is she planning a rape." I ask looking at sasuke with a ' WHAT THE FUCK' expression.
Sasuke sighs and runs his hand through his beautiful raven locks " you get used to it *sigh* sakura goes through weird fantasies when drunk, she will probably meet up with her weird fuck buddy to play this out if ya know what I mean and if you don't want to lose a limb I suggest we do this without question"
" ok well uhh isn't she supposed to be sick? whatever anyways you get the uhh...yea.." I say nervously tugging at my skirt not to mention these lace stockings are getting itchy.
Sasuke laughs " yea sakura doesn't care about being sick when she get in her mood she is in it and what you can't say lube and condoms"
I blush and laugh nervously " I'd rather not"
" you look like a virgin blushing like that" I blush a darker red and sasuke looked at me confused but then his bottomless black eyes widened.
" WHAT you can't be a virgin looking like that." He said gesturing me up and down.
" huh? Looking like what"
" well your gorgeous"
" o umm...w-well...uhhh..that's a first" I say tugging on the hem of my tube top nervously.
" ok I honestly fail to believe that I'm the first person to tell a beautiful girl like you that your gorgeous." He says laughing again and now the confusion with my gender is starting to get to me so its now or never.
" I'm a guy" I say in a tiny voice and sasuke busts out laughing.
" and I'm green" he says still laughing but when he sees my face his smile slowly fades but then laughing again and not the laugh where its really funny, no, he laughs the kind of laugh where you hope desperately that the person would start to laugh along and say it was really a joke.
" I mean your kidding right" he ask and I look down and shake my head but at that moment I wished I had never looked up to see his face because I saw him looking at me like the abomination that I was. I saw disgust in those now cold eyes that where practically slashing me apart. He looked me up and down in disgust one more time and then left.
Now most people would cry in this situation but like I said I already knew I was disgusting and quite frankly I used my last tear when I was 10 I honestly can't cry anymore. They say crying is a way of release so that leaves me with 4 years of bottled up pain, who knows I might snap soon but while I'm still in control I hide it as best I can which consist of putting a fake smile on my face even though I doubt my fake smile would reach my eyes, my eyes no longer smile.
I head out of the store with the basics that sakura needed like the sleeping pills, nightQill and salt (to help calm her stomach. I get into the car and everyone looks at me like I was intruding on a very important conversation. Helen looks at me with disgust while sakura looks at me with a quiet sympathy and that's all I need to know to know that sasuke spread the word.
" sasuke I'm gonna walk home with naru naru so you can drop off helen" sakura says and slides out the car while her brother gave no protest.
" no sakura" I say " your sick you should get home I'll be fine I walk all the time so-" sakura cuts me off by putting her hand in my face.
" save it naruto I'm not letting no sister of mine walk by themselves so shut up and let's go." Sasuke and Helen grimace at the word 'sister' and sakura flips them the bird while they sped off.
The beginning of the walk was quiet and akward so I decided to say something.
" sometimes I wish I was straight so you could be my lover" she gives me a sympathetic look.
" no naru naru that wouldnt work because I'm the type of girl that needs to be dominated and let's face it your not the dominating type plus your we we isn't really packin a punch with length ya got length but not the kind I need to get my juices flowin" I look at her horrified for about a minute before we bust out laughing and our laugh echoing through the windy silence of a dark middle class looking neighbourhood. Once we had our laugh things go quiet again but this time sakura begins to speak.
" he wasn't always like that ya know" she said folding her arms closer to her body while rubbing her hands up and down her arms trying to create heat friction to help warm her up from the windy night weather.
" huh? " I respond
" sasuke he wasn't always like that, he actually had gay flings believe it it or not but then he went away to college and when he came back he had helen, I mean I knew he wasn't the same because everytime I would call him gay or joke about his flings just to have a laugh like we use to he would get overly angry. I don't know if its because of Helen or not but I just want my old bro back ya know" I nod so she continues.
" I want the sasuke who was free from any pole stuck up his ass" she said and tried to kick a rock but ended up tripping over her own feet which were barefooted every since she got out the car but she had her heels dangling from her index and middle finger. When she fell she began laughing a laugh that quickly turned to sobbs.
" sorry naru naru, I just need a minute" she said putting her hands over her face And I felt the need to comfort her so I did. We sat on the curb under a single street light head to head rocking until we had to squint our eyes from very bright car head lights and it turned out to be sasuke. He opened the passenger door and tossed us two very big black hoodies without saying a word.
Sakura got into the car quietly closed the door and leaned her head against the window. As much as that car looked comfy and as much as I wanted to be held by sasuke I needed to clear my head or else this will be the breaking of me.
" uhh I was thinking of going home..so I will uhh see you guys later" I say smiling a bit though I feel like scum inside.
" naru just get in the car" sasuke said quietly while sakura just looked at me in shockingly with unshed tears in her eyes.
" but naru naru I .. I thought our house was your new home do you not like it." She said
" sakura I do but...well...I umm ..well this day was a bit much for me so I just need to you know just go back to my comfort zone" I say laughing sheepishly.
" naruto just get in the car" sasuke says still not looking at me and sakura adds a pitifully cute ' pwease' her pink hair changed from a neat updo to looking like a birds nest. It was a very tiring day for everyone and I sigh and calmly get into the back seat. When we get to a red light after awhile I hear sakura and sasuke's hushed voices almost like they are in a very intense argument. Sasuke death glares at sakura and she raises her fist with a look that says I dare you defy me, sasuke sighs and says.
" look I'm sorry for- about what happened today" still no eyes contact with him but then sakura starts playing with a taser that she got out of her purse along with some mass , turning the taser on and off then looking as if she was reading the directions to the mass bottle and then looks at sasuke. I'm guessing a silent threat was passed trough there eye contact because he sits up straighter and looks at me.
" look I didn't mean to have an attitude or whatever it looked like back there I am just a bit irritated and tired like you said its been a long day. I nod and sakura puts away her weapons and we stay silent all the way home.
At home sakura sets me up in my new room which is Orange and pink not a good mix of colors I know but this is sakura we are talking about here.
" so yeah I'll see ya in the a.m" she says and yawned afterwards and give new a two finger salute. Once she closes the door I look at around the room, it has pink and Orange strip carpet and the bed is king size ( wow lots of space) with a Orange fluffy comforter and lots of toss pillows and to the left of the bed is a computer desk with a new Apple computer. I run my finger tips along the screen and began trying to figure out how to cut it on, after about an hour I finally figure it out..sorry I'm not a very up to date person. Once on I begin making email accounts and that takes another hour, so I decide to call it a night and let sakura handle the rest in the morning. I look at the pink fluffy clock and it reads 3:45 am, I'm thirsty. I quietly walk out the room and head down for a drink but then I pass sasukes room and double take... his door was cracked. I take a deep breath and quietly peek inside, he is asleep and from the looks of it he won't be waking anytime soon. I deviant smile makes its way to my lips. Well if I can't have him when he is woke then I guess its time to improvise.
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NARUTO: *sneeze* you would stop right there and leave us hanging
ME: well yeah I guess
NARUTO: IDIOT
ME: * walks out the room and comes back with glass of water* hey naru wanna glass of cold water to cool your sore throat.
NARUTO: yeah sure *drinks it * this is very refreshing
ME: * BUST out laughing* its toilet water
NARUTO: * BEGINS LAUGHING ALONG*
ME: * hesitates* what..what are you laughing at
Naruto : oooooo nothing its just I knew you would pull some stupid shit like this so let's just say the yogurt you ate for breakfast had a bash of me and sasukes DNA in it and let's just say its white, milky and wasn't blood, ill let you figure that one out. * gets up and walks away*
ME: *looks confused but then sudden realisation has me horrified*...
NARUTO: * smiles sweetly* never underestimate naru naru until next time peeps
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