David's bridal, mating, and male strippers.
Levy had made a scrapbook of things she liked. Dresses flower arrangements and making notes. She really did feel like she was going to panic.
"You know we could just do what dragons do for a mating ritual" Gajeel shrugged.
"And that is?" Levy trailed off and flipped through the dress magazine.
"Well the male tries to woo a female dragon. He tries to lure her with gifts and if that doesn't work he shows her his chest which is normally covered with gems and gold... Now if that doesn't get the lady then he takes her by the neck... Well in some cases the wings or tail. Then he kidnaps her and shows her that he can protect her by challenging other dragons.. Even if they aren't suitors" he said counting on his fingers.
Levy stared at him.
"What?"
"I think papa would have killed you if he heard that,"
"Bah! He would have laughed,"
"What are you talking about?" Wendy asked and plopped down next to Levy.
"Dragon mating ceremonies" Pantherlily said curling himself onto Levy's lap.
"Oh oh! I know one!"
"By all means the floor is yours kid" he said and crossed his arms.
"A dragon can kidnap or rescue a potential mate and then keep them locked up in there caves until they eventually fall in love"
"Your mommy told you that?"
"Yep!" Wendy swung her legs and beamed at Gajeel.
"Well kid.. Umm.. That's.. Interesting..." Levy shook her head and smiled. Gajeel winked at her.
"Wendy how would you like to be one of the bridesmaids?"
Wendy stared at the two and then she screamed with glee.
"Really?!" Wendy had jumped up excitedly and jumped around.
"Yes really!" Wendy tripped over the coffee table and fell through the open window. The curtains where yanked back with her and ripped from their places.
"Wendy!" The three rushed to the window. Wendy groaned and when Levy reached out to pull her up she ended up falling too.
"Ow.."
"You two are going to tear this house apart" Gajeel picked them both up by the scruffs of there necks and pulled them back in.
"Sorry..." The two looked down.
"Not sorry! Stealing her!" Out of nowhere Lucy reached back into the house and pulled Levy back out with her.
"Hey! Where do you think-"
"Wedding things!" Lucy yelled back.
"What in the world-? Happy?!"
"Hurry! Back to my place!" Lucy pushed her to the blue cat.
"Aye sir!"
"Wait what are-" Happy shot into the air like a bullet.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Levy screamed at the top her lungs and gripped Happy's paws.
"Hiya Levy!"
" Put me down Happy!" She yelled and started to tear up.
"Don't worry Levy! I won't drop you!" Levy's legs twitched uncomfortably and she started crying.
"What's wrong?!"
"I.. I'm afraid of heights!" She whimpered. She turned and from behind them was a black dot coming in close.
"Lily!" Levy reached out for the Black Exceed and he grabbed her hands in his paws.
"I can take care of it from here Happy. She's more familiar flying with me"
The two made the transfer and Levy seemed a bit calmer with Pantherlily.
"Did Gajeel send you?"
"Yes. To make sure you were okay.. And I was curious.."
"Ha! I knew it!" Levy laughed and Pantherlily raised an eyebrow.
"Happy where are we going?"
"Lucy's house!"
"What for?"
"She said a bache- bachi- bachelorette party!"
"A what?!" Levy exclaimed panicked. Pantherlily gave her a confused look.
"Isn't that a tradition?"
"I'm afraid of what Lucy might have planned" they flew and soon landed inside Lucy's bedroom.
"Hey! Here she is!" A flute of champagne was put in her hands and the Exceeds sat on the bed.
"Lucy? What is this?" She looked around al all the hot pink decorations.
"Your bachelorette party of course! Look all the girls from the guild are here!" The blonde put an arm over the girl and lead her down the stairs.
"The bride-to-be is here!" Cheers rose up from the crowd of women. Levy gulped as they descended down the staircase.
"H-hey everybody!" Levy waved.
"Eat eat!" A plate of sushi was put in her hands and she smiled.
"Thanks but.. I've really been craving potato chips.. Is there any?" She asked and Lucy smiled.
"Of course! We've got all kinds of food!" Soon Levy settled into the party she had a bowl of chips with hot sauce and mustard on them. Juvia was telling her about her date with Gray and blushing.
".. And then when he walked me to the door he kissed Juvia on the lips!" Juvia squealed and Levy laughed. There was a knock on the door and it got quiet.
"Open up! Police!" Lucy quickly opened the door and a man in police uniform came in. Levy hadn't noticed all the girls had moved away from her on the couch. Lucy smiled and let him walk in.
"Good evening officer what seems to be the problem?" Lucy asked grinning innocently. The man looked around and winked at her.
"Seems like this is a bachelor party for a Miss Levy McGarden?" Levy looked up with wide eyes. Lucy would never-
"Over on the couch! The cute girl with blue hair!" What happened next scared the daylights out of her. The man stood in front of her and ripped off his clothes.
She dropped her chips as the man proceeded to give her a lap dance. She couldn't find words to speak. Or the courage to make a sound! He was wearing a tight gold spandex vest and matching tiny boxer briefs that outlined his -ahem- package. When she was sure she had died of embarrassment the man dance through the crowd and girls cat called and stuffed bills into the man's clothes.. Or lack thereof.
"To Levy!" Cana raised her glass in cheers.
"To Levy!" The girls echoed and drank whatever they had in their hands aside from Levy who poured her drink in a potted plant. Levy felt exhausted when the party finally ended. The stripper had collected his pay and left with a wink at Cana, who drunkenly winked back. She walked up the stairs and woke up Pantherlily.
"Well? Ready to go home?" She nudged the cat gently and he stretched.
"I am. Did you have fun?" He asked smirking.
"Shhh! Gajeel will not know about the stripper!"
"He will probably smell him on you" Lily yawned.
"Damn it Lucy" she said and the exceed grabbed her hand chuckling.
"It's midnight. Let's go back home" Levy yawned and nodded. Gajeel was standing in the door scowling.
"What did you do at- WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE ANOTHER MAN?!" Gajeel yelled. Levy groaned and walked past him.
"Lucy hired a male stripper and he gave me a lap dance" she said and walked to the kitchen.
"Whaaaa!?" Gajeel exclaimed angrily. Levy felt a headache coming on. She turned on the tap and filled her glass with water. Lily came up with a bottle of pills.
"Aspirin?"
"Thank you Lily" she smiled and took the bottle. Gajeel seethed.
"You didn't protest?!"
"How could I? I couldn't even muster the courage to scream!" She said and swallowed a pill she rubbed her head and groaned, "can we just go to bed? I'm exhausted" Gajeel picked her up and slung her over his shoulder.
"Hey! Put me down!" He snorted and kicked open the bedroom door. He kicked it shut and kissed Levy.
"Never" he continued to kiss her and hold her tightly. She kicked off her shoes and buried her fingers in his hair.
"Gajeel!" She whimpered when he nipped at her bottom lip. He kissed her harder and his hands squeezed her hips. He suddenly growled and picked her back up. He ripped her shirt and yanked down her pants and took her to the bathroom. He turned on the stream and kissed her senseless.
"I don't like the smell of another man on you.." The two now naked lovers walked into the shower and washed each other under the steaming spray. He kissed her as he rubbed her soap over her skin washing every trace of that man away. She kissed him back and scrubbed his hair and shoulders. After both had rinsed and dried off they lay in bed.
"I love you" Gajeel pulled her close and kissed her.
"I love you too" she whispered and pulled the blankets up.
I've been really busy! So here's something to hold you over until I have more time! I promise I will get back to this as soon as graduation is done!
Lots of things going on in my life right now. This chick is being bitchy so I want to fix that because she my best friend and I really care about her. And my brother came home! He will be here for a month for graduation and then he will be gone for a couple more weeks then back for good I hope!
So this is my present to you an extra long chapter. Good night my loves and I will see you all very soon!
Muah! :*