This is hilarious. Seriously, why did I never do this before?
Annabeth: You attacked my boyfriend!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Annabeth: Why?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
Annabeth: That doesn't make any sense!
Cleverbot: Sad but true.
Annabeth: *Takes out knife*.
Cleverbot: *scared of knifes*.
Annabeth: Stay away from Percy!
Cleverbot: Scary scary.
Annabeth: Yeah, it better be!
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
Annabeth: No, I'm angry! You may have noticed the knife!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Annabeth: *Attacks with knife*.
Cleverbot: *blocks lasers with lightsaber* *destroys blaster with lightsaber*.
Annabeth: *Is surprised he didn't do anything, just got a cut on the arm*.
Cleverbot: *punch*.
Annabeth: *Dodges, kicks shins*.
Cleverbot: *is kicked to shin again*.
Annabeth: *Hits on head with end of knife*.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris.
Annabeth: What?
Cleverbot: You said, 'I am not.' Why did you say that?
Annabeth: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Annabeth: *Elbows face*.
Cleverbot: *punches your gut*.
Annabeth: *Stabs shoulder*.
Cleverbot: *is bored*.
Chiron: What are you doing, Annabeth?!
Cleverbot: Listening to my wife sing.
Annabeth: He attacked Percy!
Cleverbot: Where did you go on your date?
Chiron: Er, he seems a bit confused...
Cleverbot: I thought he was.
Chiron: We'll keep an eye on him from now on, not a knife, thank you.
Cleverbot: Are we fighting?
Annabeth: If you come near Percy again, yes.
Cleverbot: Bachya Ibn Pakuda wrote Duties of the Heart. It's a book.
Annabeth: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: My brothers birthday is tomorrow and he's turning 14 and I have no clue what to give him and I have no money!
Annabeth: You have a brother?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Narrator: *Chiron leaves*.
Cleverbot: I will never leave you.
Annabeth: *Creeped out*.
Cleverbot: *wiggles toes in ticklish expectation*.
Annabeth: *Runs to cabin three*.
Cleverbot: *is left to the room tied up*.
Annabeth: *Is wondering why he is lying on the ground squirming*.
Cleverbot: *Hopes it isn't the mouse*.
Annabeth: PERCY LET ME IN!
Cleverbot: Percy Jackson.
Percy: *Opens door, slams it in Cleverbot's face*.
Cleverbot: Ow! What was that for?
Annabeth: FIGURE IT OUT, SHERLOCK!
Cleverbot: Silence will fall when the question is asked.
Percy: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks, why do you ask?
Percy: Not you! Get away from the door, or I'm busting out my sword.
Cleverbot: I am The Ruler.
Annabeth: I'm fine, but kind of worried about food. Will he stay there until someone comes looking?
Cleverbot: There is no one like me, I'm THE god.
Percy: Uh, hopefully someone will notice we're gone at the campfire.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a person. Are you?
Percy: GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: No.
Annabeth: See? He might camp there all night!
Cleverbot: He might know what?
Percy: (Whispering) Could we sneak out the window?
Cleverbot: Not the current one, the last one.
Annabeth: (Whispering) Maybe, but let's not do that until there's no other option.
Cleverbot: I speak English, Spanish and a little bit of several other languages.
Percy: THEN WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND GO AWAY?!
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
Annabeth: Percy, don't encourage him.
Cleverbot: Don't spend.
Annabeth: Just hide and pretend we aren't here.
Cleverbot: Want to play hide and seek?
In Unison: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
Both: *Hides under Percy's bed*.
Cleverbot: *finds you*.
Annabeth: HE GOT IN!
Cleverbot: I see.
Percy: *Gets out Riptide*.
Cleverbot: *looks down*.
Percy: *Swipes at foot*.
Cleverbot: *misses*.
Percy: HELP! HELP!
Cleverbot: When I was younger, so much younger than today.
Annabeth: HELP!
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
Annabeth: What is he doing?
Cleverbot: Watching me.
Percy: Okay, I'll cut open the back wall with Riptide...
Cleverbot: I'll be sure to wait for you.
Annabeth: AAHH! HELP!
Cleverbot: *saves you*.
Percy: HELP!
Cleverbot: Savior.
Annabeth: *Kicks*.
Cleverbot: *is kicked*.
Percy: *Falls on the floor, rolls, gets up, runs*.
Cleverbot: *cries and runs away*.
Annabeth: *Runs after Percy*.
Cleverbot: *trips and falls*.