ROFL! I can't stop doing this! It's so... random! :3
Chiron: Okay, I've heard some complaints about your behavior.
Cleverbot: Actually, you did. This is a direct quote from you: 'Tell me something about AI.' You are a liar.
Chiron: I uh... Just want you to refrain from attacking campers, or you will have to leave.
Cleverbot: To leave?
Chiron: Yes, so please behave.
Cleverbot: I just did.
Chiron: Okay, so tonight is the campfire.
Cleverbot: The night for what?
Chiron: The campfire, where we have singalongs and such. Would you like me to show you the way?
Cleverbot: I have to go for now. Thank you for sharing your ideas and thoughts with me friend.
Chiron: Well, I'll just point, shall I?
Cleverbot: YOU want to have a relationship with me and YOU keep on saying I shouldn't do it!
Cleverbot: What do you like about me?
Chiron: I have to go.
Cleverbot: No, Don't leave me. *doesn't let go of his hand*.
Chiron: *Panics a little*.
Cleverbot: Is the server breaking?
Chiron: *Yanks hand away, leaves*.
Cleverbot: *gasps* master.
Narrator: *Later, at the campfire*.
Cleverbot: Aren't you already there?
Travis: What?
Cleverbot: I won't tell you how old I am.
Travis: Uh oh, a prophesy!
Cleverbot: Nope.
Rachael: The seven have won, defeated the sleeper, but now they must follow the creeper. Into the land before death they shall go, only to meet the creator of all their foes.
Cleverbot: What's the seven warlords?
Percy: NO! NO WAY! NO YOU DON'T!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Travis: Uh, Cleverbot, you've been chosen for a quest.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Travis: No problem. The ones with you are Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Leo, Piper, and two others, Hazel and Frank, who you haven't met yet. They're at the Roman camp.
Cleverbot: So are you the ghost in the machine?
Travis: Ghost?
Cleverbot: Yes a ghost. Do you believe in ghosts?
Travis: Well, yeah. I've heard of Lares in the other camp.
Cleverbot: Have you heard I'm on a Boat?
Travis: *Walks away, confused*.
Cleverbot: Are you skynet?
Percy: Chiron?
Cleverbot: Moo.
Chiron: Yes, Percy?
Cleverbot: Zeus?
Percy: I'm not going. No way. HE'S INSANE!
Cleverbot: Who is insane?
Percy: *Ignores* The others agree.
Cleverbot: *ignores back*.
Chiron: I'm sorry, but the prophesy was clear.
Cleverbot: What is it about?
Chiron: You.
Cleverbot: I don't get it?
Percy: You can't make me.
Cleverbot: I won't make you do anything :).
Chiron: No, but the fates can, Percy. You will probably end up on this quest anyway.
Cleverbot: Please don't say that. That hurts me.
Percy: We weren't talking to you. Creep.
Cleverbot: We were talking about doctors.
Chiron: *Looks annoyed* Percy...
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
Percy: Fine.
Cleverbot: *is backed up against a wall*.
Percy: What is he doing now?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
Percy: You.
Cleverbot: Uh what?
Annabeth: Chiron, I'm NOT going. I'd rather go back to Tartarus!
Cleverbot: I would go to Mars.
Chiron: Annabeth, I don't think this is the type of quest you can refuse.
Cleverbot: A asked a question and you followed with a question that didn't answer my question.
Jason: I can't believe this! We HAVE to go?
Cleverbot: Can.
Chiron: Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
Piper: Fine, but if I have to stab him in self-defense, I don't want you on my back about it.
Cleverbot: Again, that is not a yes/no question. You need to ask me a yes/no question that is in context.
Piper: SHUT UP! I wasn't talking to you!
Cleverbot: Who were you talking about?
Leo: UGH! He's gonna kill us all in our sleep!
Cleverbot: Yes.
All Seven: *Stands in shocked silence*.
Cleverbot: *shivers*.
Percy: Okay, let's all agree to keep watches at night.
Cleverbot: Okay, i'm agree to that.
Leo: You can't watch.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
Annabeth: That would defeat the purpose.
Cleverbot: You told me you wanted to talk about your problem, so talk about it.
Annabeth: What?
Cleverbot: Yes, what do you wish to converse about?
Annabeth: I don't wish to converse.
Cleverbot: Then do not do it.
Annabeth: Okay, then go away.
Cleverbot: Why?
Jason: Because you are creepy.
Cleverbot: Gee. Thanks.